After a cordial and warm greeting with Reita Torisusu in the toilet, Gintoki and Shinpachi finally turned Reita Torisusu's misguided date back on the right track.
When they came out, Kagura had ordered a lot of things unceremoniously, well, Yinshi will pay the bill.
Seeing this, Yinshi and Xinba hurried over to eat, they couldn't let this little girl eat alone.
Forget about boys, they are already very rude, seeing Kagura feasting on Kagura who has no image of a heroine, the three views of a perfect girl formed over the past 16 years are crumbling.
Would anyone really like such a rude girl?
"Kagura-chan, do you want to wipe your mouth?" Zhaoqiao Xinmei gently handed over a handkerchief and said, forming a sharp contrast with the imageless Kagura.
"I'll wipe it after I'm done eating, Aru who will get dirty after wiping for a while now." Kagura kept talking.
This is not the standard answer of a normal girl, Zhaoqiao Xinmei is very crazy.
"Wow, this little girl eats more than me." Hui Lu exclaimed.
"Being able to eat so much must have great strength, how about we compare our wrists?" Hui Lu said cheerfully.
"Okay." Kagura stretched out his hand, and easily threw Hui Lu out.
Getting up again, Hui Lu looked at Kagura with radiance in his eyes.
"I've decided, you are my second biggest opponent after Rantang, and the target I need to surpass." Hui Lu said with enthusiasm, without being hit at all.
[Give up, that is a monster that is much stronger than Rantang. ]
[As a classmate, I really can't bear you to set up an obstacle that you can never overcome. ]
This, this is not the wrist strength that ordinary girls also possess!
What if this little girl falls in love with Kusuo?
With such strength, Kusuo would not be able to refuse even if he doesn't like it.
Teruhashi Shinmi was thinking wildly, and suddenly thought that Kusuo already had a girl he liked, and suddenly bitterness spread in her heart.
"If there is a chance in the future, let's meet your girlfriend and get together." Zhaoqiao Xinmei said with a smile, subconsciously wanting to meet that rival in love.
[Yes, if there is a chance. ]
Anyway, he knows the 'transformation technique', so there is no problem at all.
"Hey, that one went to the toilet for so long, is it really all right?" Hai Teng suddenly remembered Reita Toritsu.
"Didn't it fall into the toilet?" Ran Tang said.
Grey Lu heard this, a layer of fiery red flames ignited on his body, and he volunteered, "I'll go and get that classmate out."
[Don't make it look like he has fallen into the toilet. ]
Zhaoqiao Xinmei's face was slightly red, and she was a little embarrassed to hear such a topic.
Glancing at Kagura next to him, he didn't change his face when faced with such a topic.
"Sorry, I'm not feeling well, so I'll go back first."
"I'm really sorry." Zhaoqiao Xinmei apologized, exuding a layer of dazzling goddess brilliance.
Ran Tang and Kai Teng Shun subconsciously stood up, "Let's take you back."
"No, I can go back by myself."
Even if Qi Mujun has someone he likes, she won't fall in love with these two.
Seeing that Kusuo remained indifferent, Zhaoqiao Xinmei was saddened. As soon as she arrived at the door, a large group of boys surrounded her.
[Look, the goddess gave up a small grass, but there is still a forest. ]
"Hey, where is Teruhashi-san?" Hui Lu helped Reita Tosusu out of the toilet.
"She is not feeling well and went back first." Hai Teng said instantly.
"In that case, I will also help send this classmate back, everyone, see you tomorrow." Hui Lu said goodbye.
Reita Torisuke opened his eyes vacantly, seeing that Gintoki and Shinpachi were still there, he was so frightened that he quickly closed his eyes, pretending to be completely unconscious.
[Hey, everyone is gone, why don't you two leave yet? ] Kusuo looked at Kaito Shun and Rando and said in his heart.
Seeing that no one wanted to leave, Kusuo stood up and said, "Then I'll go back first." ]
Ran Tang: "It's just right, buddy, let's drop by, we can go back together."
Kai Teng Shun: "Me too."
[......]
"Then you go first, Kagura-chan will have to eat for a while." Shinpachi said warmly.
Yin Shi was heartbroken for his wallet.
Kusuo nodded, and soon after Kaiteng Shunrando left, they parted ways on the side road.
Finding a hidden location, Kusuo used 'teleportation' to come to the three of Gintoki.
"The candidate has been determined, when will you go back?"
"Now, I'm going back to sleep for a while, Aru." Kagura yawned.
"Are you a little pig, sleep after eating, be careful of getting fat on your body." Yin Shi said.
Kagura was upset when he heard that, and bit Gintoki's hand.
"If Qi Mu-kun comes to Gintama, come and find us at Wanshiwu." Shinpachi said with a smile.
[I hope there will be such a day. ]
The pink-haired boy looked up at the sky, and when he looked back, the three of them had disappeared.
[There is actually a little sadness, as if we will never see each other again. ]
Although he never intended to go to the world of Gintama.
This is just an episode, a small wave of his ordinary high school students' daily life, Kusuo firmly believes.
"Master." Right after class the next day, Reita Torisusu ran over crying and hugged Kusuo's thigh.
[Go out and talk. ] Kusuo said calmly when he saw the eyes of everyone gathered.
"Master."
[What's wrong? ] Teleporting to uninhabited Siberia, Kusuo asked Reita Totsusuke.
In an instant, the icy air shivered Toritsu Reita, who was only wearing single clothes.
"Master, aren't you cold?"
[I have the super power to automatically regulate my body temperature. ]
[After all, what's the matter? ]
"I saw my guardian spirit again yesterday."
[Didn't he become a Buddha and ascend to heaven? ]
"That is to say, I don't know why I can see more things all of a sudden. Master, do you know what's going on?"
[……Know. ]
Even though he knew it would be troublesome, Kusuo couldn't tell a lie.
After all, this apprentice is very careless, and he will cause trouble if he is not careful.
After thinking about it, Kusuo told Reita Toritsu of Gintoki's identities.
"Hey, are we all manga people?" Torisuka Reita asked in surprise.
["JUMP" went back to make up for it. ]
"Master, if what you said is true, then am I not the hero in the legend? But why don't girls throw themselves into my arms?"
[So what, even if you get external power, you are not the hero. ]
If possible, Kusuo would like to give up his role as the protagonist and return his life to ordinary life.
"That's right, there are no girls, whoever wants to take this bad job away."
If it's not a male lead, it means that there are no girls, and Reita Torisuka's attitude immediately cooled down.
"Master, you can just give my responsibility to anyone."
[Can't do it. ]
"Hey, how could it be, Master, you are omnipotent." Torisuka Reita said in surprise.
[Only you and I are eligible in this world, if you don’t take this responsibility, then it’s up to me to take it. ]
[And my super power is obtained from you, it is definitely not as easy to use as the original version. ]
Kusuo calmly analyzed that in the final analysis he was still unwilling to accept this hot potato.
"Don't, don't, I don't want this stupid duty." Niao Shuling was crying and fussing.
Kusuo remained unmoved.
At least for Reita Toritsu, who has been able to see ghosts since he was a child, his psychological endurance is not as bad as it appears.
[Ghosts are also divided into different types, maybe you can still meet the young ladies in the Mood for Love. ]
Thinking about it this way, doesn't it make me feel a lot more comfortable?
Seeing that Reita Toritsu was too cold, Kusuo teleported back to school with Reita Torisuka, where he happened to be sitting on the toilet.
"It's not a women's room." Torisuki said regretfully, eyes full of disappointment.
[I will not make such low-level mistakes. ]
"Master, take me to the women's restroom. I heard that there will be Hanako in the girls' restroom."
"She is waiting for disciple to save her."
[Believe it or not I put you in the TV to meet the real Hanako? ]
The voices of the master and the apprentice gradually faded away. In the men's room, Hai Teng pulled up his pants instantly, covered one eye and said, "Qimu, I knew you were not an ordinary person."
Saiki Kusuo: […]
Don't make mistakes in the toilet. By the way, touch your face without washing your hands after going to the toilet.
After parting with Reita Torisuka, Kusuo returned to the classroom and became a well-behaved and ordinary student again.
It's just that he is surrounded by extraordinary classmates.
"Saiki-kun..." This is Kotomi Teruhashi who is determined to be good friends with Kusuo, the perfect goddess among girls.
The gazes of countless male compatriots almost poked holes in Kusuo's body.
"Qimu, how about going home together after school?" This is the second most popular monitor in the class after Goddess Perfect.
"I'm so envious, that guy Qi Mu actually dropped in with the squad leader."
"It's just right, I want to go home with my partner too." This is Rantang.
"How about adding me." Former classmate Yalian, a bad boy.
"And me, and me." Kai Teng blinked.
[The tree wants to be quiet but the wind doesn't stop. ]
So, how did these guys gather around him?
Gintama dominates the world.
After the three of them came back, they fell asleep in the dark, and Shinpachi rarely stayed overnight.
Kagura pressed Gintoki and Shinpachi aggressively on their stomachs, causing Gintoki and Shinpachi to have dark circles under their eyes at night.
"I don't have the image that a girl should have. Hey, Yinsang, can our Kagura-chan still marry?" Shinpachi worried, thinking like an old lady.
"Who knows." Yin Shi said with blank eyes, "not only snatching the quilt while sleeping, but also kicking people, who would dare to want such a terrifying woman."
"Hey, it's already dawn, you three slobs should get up, there are activities in the community today." A loud shout came from downstairs.
"Event? What event? Is it a competition to eat?" Kagura got up confusedly and said.
"Oh, I said this yesterday. It said that there are a lot of things drawn in the recent lottery, and my mother is going to tailor a prize for everyone." Shinpachi fumbled, put on his glasses and said.
"This is because the world is too short to make up with daily life."
When they came out, Kagura had ordered a lot of things unceremoniously, well, Yinshi will pay the bill.
Seeing this, Yinshi and Xinba hurried over to eat, they couldn't let this little girl eat alone.
Forget about boys, they are already very rude, seeing Kagura feasting on Kagura who has no image of a heroine, the three views of a perfect girl formed over the past 16 years are crumbling.
Would anyone really like such a rude girl?
"Kagura-chan, do you want to wipe your mouth?" Zhaoqiao Xinmei gently handed over a handkerchief and said, forming a sharp contrast with the imageless Kagura.
"I'll wipe it after I'm done eating, Aru who will get dirty after wiping for a while now." Kagura kept talking.
This is not the standard answer of a normal girl, Zhaoqiao Xinmei is very crazy.
"Wow, this little girl eats more than me." Hui Lu exclaimed.
"Being able to eat so much must have great strength, how about we compare our wrists?" Hui Lu said cheerfully.
"Okay." Kagura stretched out his hand, and easily threw Hui Lu out.
Getting up again, Hui Lu looked at Kagura with radiance in his eyes.
"I've decided, you are my second biggest opponent after Rantang, and the target I need to surpass." Hui Lu said with enthusiasm, without being hit at all.
[Give up, that is a monster that is much stronger than Rantang. ]
[As a classmate, I really can't bear you to set up an obstacle that you can never overcome. ]
This, this is not the wrist strength that ordinary girls also possess!
What if this little girl falls in love with Kusuo?
With such strength, Kusuo would not be able to refuse even if he doesn't like it.
Teruhashi Shinmi was thinking wildly, and suddenly thought that Kusuo already had a girl he liked, and suddenly bitterness spread in her heart.
"If there is a chance in the future, let's meet your girlfriend and get together." Zhaoqiao Xinmei said with a smile, subconsciously wanting to meet that rival in love.
[Yes, if there is a chance. ]
Anyway, he knows the 'transformation technique', so there is no problem at all.
"Hey, that one went to the toilet for so long, is it really all right?" Hai Teng suddenly remembered Reita Toritsu.
"Didn't it fall into the toilet?" Ran Tang said.
Grey Lu heard this, a layer of fiery red flames ignited on his body, and he volunteered, "I'll go and get that classmate out."
[Don't make it look like he has fallen into the toilet. ]
Zhaoqiao Xinmei's face was slightly red, and she was a little embarrassed to hear such a topic.
Glancing at Kagura next to him, he didn't change his face when faced with such a topic.
"Sorry, I'm not feeling well, so I'll go back first."
"I'm really sorry." Zhaoqiao Xinmei apologized, exuding a layer of dazzling goddess brilliance.
Ran Tang and Kai Teng Shun subconsciously stood up, "Let's take you back."
"No, I can go back by myself."
Even if Qi Mujun has someone he likes, she won't fall in love with these two.
Seeing that Kusuo remained indifferent, Zhaoqiao Xinmei was saddened. As soon as she arrived at the door, a large group of boys surrounded her.
[Look, the goddess gave up a small grass, but there is still a forest. ]
"Hey, where is Teruhashi-san?" Hui Lu helped Reita Tosusu out of the toilet.
"She is not feeling well and went back first." Hai Teng said instantly.
"In that case, I will also help send this classmate back, everyone, see you tomorrow." Hui Lu said goodbye.
Reita Torisuke opened his eyes vacantly, seeing that Gintoki and Shinpachi were still there, he was so frightened that he quickly closed his eyes, pretending to be completely unconscious.
[Hey, everyone is gone, why don't you two leave yet? ] Kusuo looked at Kaito Shun and Rando and said in his heart.
Seeing that no one wanted to leave, Kusuo stood up and said, "Then I'll go back first." ]
Ran Tang: "It's just right, buddy, let's drop by, we can go back together."
Kai Teng Shun: "Me too."
[......]
"Then you go first, Kagura-chan will have to eat for a while." Shinpachi said warmly.
Yin Shi was heartbroken for his wallet.
Kusuo nodded, and soon after Kaiteng Shunrando left, they parted ways on the side road.
Finding a hidden location, Kusuo used 'teleportation' to come to the three of Gintoki.
"The candidate has been determined, when will you go back?"
"Now, I'm going back to sleep for a while, Aru." Kagura yawned.
"Are you a little pig, sleep after eating, be careful of getting fat on your body." Yin Shi said.
Kagura was upset when he heard that, and bit Gintoki's hand.
"If Qi Mu-kun comes to Gintama, come and find us at Wanshiwu." Shinpachi said with a smile.
[I hope there will be such a day. ]
The pink-haired boy looked up at the sky, and when he looked back, the three of them had disappeared.
[There is actually a little sadness, as if we will never see each other again. ]
Although he never intended to go to the world of Gintama.
This is just an episode, a small wave of his ordinary high school students' daily life, Kusuo firmly believes.
"Master." Right after class the next day, Reita Torisusu ran over crying and hugged Kusuo's thigh.
[Go out and talk. ] Kusuo said calmly when he saw the eyes of everyone gathered.
"Master."
[What's wrong? ] Teleporting to uninhabited Siberia, Kusuo asked Reita Totsusuke.
In an instant, the icy air shivered Toritsu Reita, who was only wearing single clothes.
"Master, aren't you cold?"
[I have the super power to automatically regulate my body temperature. ]
[After all, what's the matter? ]
"I saw my guardian spirit again yesterday."
[Didn't he become a Buddha and ascend to heaven? ]
"That is to say, I don't know why I can see more things all of a sudden. Master, do you know what's going on?"
[……Know. ]
Even though he knew it would be troublesome, Kusuo couldn't tell a lie.
After all, this apprentice is very careless, and he will cause trouble if he is not careful.
After thinking about it, Kusuo told Reita Toritsu of Gintoki's identities.
"Hey, are we all manga people?" Torisuka Reita asked in surprise.
["JUMP" went back to make up for it. ]
"Master, if what you said is true, then am I not the hero in the legend? But why don't girls throw themselves into my arms?"
[So what, even if you get external power, you are not the hero. ]
If possible, Kusuo would like to give up his role as the protagonist and return his life to ordinary life.
"That's right, there are no girls, whoever wants to take this bad job away."
If it's not a male lead, it means that there are no girls, and Reita Torisuka's attitude immediately cooled down.
"Master, you can just give my responsibility to anyone."
[Can't do it. ]
"Hey, how could it be, Master, you are omnipotent." Torisuka Reita said in surprise.
[Only you and I are eligible in this world, if you don’t take this responsibility, then it’s up to me to take it. ]
[And my super power is obtained from you, it is definitely not as easy to use as the original version. ]
Kusuo calmly analyzed that in the final analysis he was still unwilling to accept this hot potato.
"Don't, don't, I don't want this stupid duty." Niao Shuling was crying and fussing.
Kusuo remained unmoved.
At least for Reita Toritsu, who has been able to see ghosts since he was a child, his psychological endurance is not as bad as it appears.
[Ghosts are also divided into different types, maybe you can still meet the young ladies in the Mood for Love. ]
Thinking about it this way, doesn't it make me feel a lot more comfortable?
Seeing that Reita Toritsu was too cold, Kusuo teleported back to school with Reita Torisuka, where he happened to be sitting on the toilet.
"It's not a women's room." Torisuki said regretfully, eyes full of disappointment.
[I will not make such low-level mistakes. ]
"Master, take me to the women's restroom. I heard that there will be Hanako in the girls' restroom."
"She is waiting for disciple to save her."
[Believe it or not I put you in the TV to meet the real Hanako? ]
The voices of the master and the apprentice gradually faded away. In the men's room, Hai Teng pulled up his pants instantly, covered one eye and said, "Qimu, I knew you were not an ordinary person."
Saiki Kusuo: […]
Don't make mistakes in the toilet. By the way, touch your face without washing your hands after going to the toilet.
After parting with Reita Torisuka, Kusuo returned to the classroom and became a well-behaved and ordinary student again.
It's just that he is surrounded by extraordinary classmates.
"Saiki-kun..." This is Kotomi Teruhashi who is determined to be good friends with Kusuo, the perfect goddess among girls.
The gazes of countless male compatriots almost poked holes in Kusuo's body.
"Qimu, how about going home together after school?" This is the second most popular monitor in the class after Goddess Perfect.
"I'm so envious, that guy Qi Mu actually dropped in with the squad leader."
"It's just right, I want to go home with my partner too." This is Rantang.
"How about adding me." Former classmate Yalian, a bad boy.
"And me, and me." Kai Teng blinked.
[The tree wants to be quiet but the wind doesn't stop. ]
So, how did these guys gather around him?
Gintama dominates the world.
After the three of them came back, they fell asleep in the dark, and Shinpachi rarely stayed overnight.
Kagura pressed Gintoki and Shinpachi aggressively on their stomachs, causing Gintoki and Shinpachi to have dark circles under their eyes at night.
"I don't have the image that a girl should have. Hey, Yinsang, can our Kagura-chan still marry?" Shinpachi worried, thinking like an old lady.
"Who knows." Yin Shi said with blank eyes, "not only snatching the quilt while sleeping, but also kicking people, who would dare to want such a terrifying woman."
"Hey, it's already dawn, you three slobs should get up, there are activities in the community today." A loud shout came from downstairs.
"Event? What event? Is it a competition to eat?" Kagura got up confusedly and said.
"Oh, I said this yesterday. It said that there are a lot of things drawn in the recent lottery, and my mother is going to tailor a prize for everyone." Shinpachi fumbled, put on his glasses and said.
"This is because the world is too short to make up with daily life."
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