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Shao Kou came out after washing his clothes and saw it, with a joke on his lips, and asked him, "What is the result of education?"

It's great for you, and you can train dogs, awesome.

"It's still small and needs to be done step by step."

Because just after taking a shower, Bian Mu hugged it and curled up on the sofa. He didn't know what to talk about, but there was no result anyway, that's right.

The juicer in the kitchen was buzzing non-stop, and soon, a man in a crooked apron came out with a plate of strawberries and his homemade mango milkshake, put them on the table, and glanced at the little ancestor's arm With a few dog hairs sticking to his face, he got up and went to the cupboard to take out a hair sticking device, and motioned for him to throw the dog on the ground with his eyes, "Stand up, get out of here."

The border shepherd on the sofa didn't want to move, so he let the little bastard down, and beckoned him to sit next to him, "Come here."

Lazy you, "I'm done for you, go wash your hands and eat again."

Sitting next to him with his upper body tilted, he stretched out his hand to hold his arm. He just changed into a black jersey. It happened to be clear that he was a real ancestor, and he didn't cherish anything at all. He didn't wash his feelings by himself.

"You don't live by the sea, and you manage such a wide area, I'll eat it, what can you do?"

You need to play your true nature.

"What can I do? Illness comes from the mouth. Forget it. You don't know anything about common sense. Dogs have bacteria. When the weather is warmer, you can't let them live in the house. Put them in the yard to watch the gate." go."

Common sense has been eaten by him, why doesn't he know?

"It turns out that's how the watchdog came to be. Give it a meat bun and be honest. You still point at him and honk the siren."

That's right, I forgot that this guy was born by a starving ghost just like you.

"People don't pick this breed of police dogs. They think golden retrievers are stupid, and they usually play cute tricks. They can only barely watch the door. Don't be a smart guy."

Damn, is there a father who hurt his children so much?We are fools, who is in the way?

"What? It's all from our family anyway. Hey, look, it seems to be on the back too."

Bian Mu turned around, with his back facing him, missing the flash of light in Shao Kou's eyes.

"Go to town tomorrow, I'll drive."

Buy some cocoons and chrysalis, so that you can learn a lot.

"Then you call me earlier."

It's his specialty to be happy.

"What time is it early?"

Make it clear, so that you won't have to wake up when the time comes.

"Well, when you get up, I'll go to sleep when I go upstairs."

You see, how well-behaved I am, please praise me.

"Me? I get up before dawn, can you?"

It's rude to ask people if they're okay, okay?

"If you look down on anyone, if you want to talk about who gets up early, then I'm still awake at one o'clock in the middle of the night, can you?"

Let's just talk about it, this kind of comparison is tacky.

"Okay, okay, you are the best, okay, wash your hands, drink something and go to sleep."

You are the boss, who dares to say that you can't do it, you are rushing to the roof of the house as if your tail was bitten by a cat.

The living room was at a standstill, the little bastard stretched slowly upstairs, slammed into the doghouse at the door, and despised the two naive masters in his heart, he had always been a watchdog, easy to kill.

Shao Kou got up from the ground with his arms propped up, looked at the screen of the mobile phone wheezingly, it was still black as coal, sighed, and continued to sit down and do push-ups.

Upstairs, Bian Mu has already got into bed, but he is still holding a book in his hand, the cover of a starry sky, his lips squirm slightly, maybe he has reached a critical point, his expression also becomes serious, and the hour hand points to ten. It's time to close it, turn off the light and go to bed.

The sun rises in the east, the moon sets and crows, and the night is fleeting.

The temperature in the weather forecast was quite high, from minus four degrees to minus ten degrees. Shao Kou came back sweating profusely, beads of sweat dripping down. He rolled up his sleeves and wiped his eyes casually, and put down the things Next, I just passed by the house of the tofu grinder. The freshly made water tofu is tender. I will make some marinade and eat it later. There are only a few pieces of tofu skin. Let’s make some small pancakes, and then cut some green onions and bean sprouts. Oh, if there is a roast duck with crispy skin at this time, then cover it, peel off a roll with skin and meat connected, put some sweet bean sauce, it will be fragrant.

As usual, I closed the door, took off my clothes, and took a cold shower. The downside of the bathroom being outside is that it took a lot of effort to change into clean pants, and I wore a small towel. In fact, it was almost the same as if I didn’t have it. Most of my muscles were exposed outside. Feeling cold in an instant, I quickly turned into my room, threw a towel casually, bent over and pulled out a pair of dark blue slacks, the kind with a tie, and went to the kitchen shirtless. The small frying pan is very powerful, and I folded it in a while A stack of pancakes the size of a palm, um, let’s fry two more eggs, put some sugar, that little ancestor designated as his favorite.

Just about to be a brine, I slapped my head and forgot to wake him up, washed my hands, went back to the house and put on a jumper, strode to his door, tapped my fingers twice, it was not so noisy.

However, after 3 minutes, there was still no sound. The man at the door frowned a little, and continued to increase the volume, but after 5 minutes, there was still no sound. There was no way, let's open the door and go in, what should I do?

He turned the doorknob and it opened. He was the one who changed the room at the time. Although the air conditioner was installed, he didn’t say he wanted to change it back. On the contrary, he lived in a good place. The room was completely dark because he opened the door suddenly, making A large area of ​​light poured in. There was a long bag on the bed. He squirmed a little, hummed twice and pulled the quilt up. Shao Kou looked back at the curtains. All the curtains upstairs were covered with a layer of black curtains. Cloth, it really doesn’t need light at all. Is it true that all painters must not see the sun?

The slippers made a kicking sound on the floor, and staring at the bulging bag on the bed, Shao Kou could not restrain his fists and coughed against the tip of his nose, and his voice was full of laughter, "Get up."

After a long time, still not moving, Shao Kou could only use his trump card. His hands were washed with cold water just now, and he looked at the open slit of the corner of the quilt. He stretched it in without hesitation, leaned over, and coaxed, "The sun I've sunbathed my butt, are you still sleeping?"

His hand suddenly became warm, and he climbed up blindly, like a boy who loves to explore. The back of his hand first touched the delicate skin, and then it bounced off instantly, followed by a roar, "Get out!" .”

Sweet dream, sweet dream, I can't let me have you completely.

Bian Mu is sleeping soundly, what are you doing?

Hearing his muffled angry voice, Shao Kou even smiled dotingly, shook his head and sighed, knowing that it would not be so easy, and stretched out his hands to pat, um, it might be the pouting buttocks, or, It's the arched back, anyway, it feels elastic, "It was agreed yesterday, get up early and go to the city, get up soon."

The door was not closed, so I walked downstairs and made some stewed, sweet and salty ones, put some sugar and oil, and prepared shrimps, fungus and fresh shiitake mushrooms. It's called water tofu.

In fact, there are two ways to eat, that is.

Hey, this little ancestor, Shao Kou glanced up, went to the living room to light up the TV, picked a music channel, it happened to be playing rumbling dance music, turn it up to the maximum volume, hehe, come on, dance to the dance music Get up, move your neck, dance with your feet on tiptoe, and draw horoscopes on the front and back of your crotch. Which man didn't play Jingwumen when he was young?

Finally, Bian Mu, who came out after a long wait, threw the half-covered quilt and crawled out, frowning, and jumped down barefoot, his left foot just stepped on the front leg of the little bastard. Sent to the hospital for treatment of broken bones, stretched out his arms to hug a small ball of fur, comforted its blown yellow fur, and apologized in a hoarse voice, "I'm sorry, little bastard."

That bastard, what the hell, are your ears bad, or your hands are disabled, making such a loud noise will knock down the building, right?

Holding on to the railing, I saw that second idiot at a glance, who twisted his butt and waist, can you go and learn from Aunt Square, you are not as good as a little bastard having fun.

"Hey, hey, you idiot, what are you doing?"

Shao Kou's jumping posture remains the same, but his slightly stagnant arms can prove his embarrassing heart.

The border shepherd upstairs muttered in a low voice, even daring to pretend he couldn't hear you, if he didn't scold you, he would feel bad for Ski.

Turn around and put the dog on the ground, enter the house and close the door, take a hot shower, and feel that the air has become better. What are you wearing today? With two long legs supporting the cabinet door, a gray casual suit is pulled out. Inside is a white suit. A striped ice silk sweater, a pair of cropped soft jeans, and gray socks. Well, I touched my chin. A man without a beard is definitely a handsome man.

The little bastard is the best at bearding and flattering. His big eyes are full of admiration and envy. He also wants to be a male dog with clothes.

"I know I'm handsome, you don't have to look at me so adoringly."

The little bastard continued to jump up and down as before, it wanted to play in the arms of its handsome and cool master, hurry up, hug me.

"Okay, okay, you can't go out, watch the house."

The little bastard was not easy to deal with, so he squatted down at his feet and complained with tears in his eyes, while obediently dragging out his sobs, making people feel sympathetic.

"You are a dog, you have become a spirit, and I am not going to throw you away, step aside."

This little guy, really, suddenly got so close and clingy to him, could it be that he regarded him as his own dog mother, he looked down at himself, after all, everything has the temperament of a bitch, can't he change it?

Stumbling all the way down the stairs, I got rid of that little bastard who was rolling all over the floor. However, what happened to the empty dining table?

Listen to music and you'll be full without eating, right?

He raised his eyebrows and went inside.

Shao Kou had a strong desire to urinate just now, so he turned off the stereo, and went straight to the bathroom. There were only two men in the family. He closed the door, pulled off his pants, shook, and the water was rushing.

However, as soon as he turned around, he saw the man half leaning on the wall, with a brilliant mocking smile, looking at him with raised eyebrows. Is this, peeping?

"What are you?"

The author has something to say:

Shao Kou: What are you looking at?

Bian Mu: I'm looking at you, what's the matter?

Shao Kou: Did I let you watch me?

Bianmu: I'm fucking happy to watch it.

Shao Kou: Where is your mother?

Bianmu: In your ancestors.

Shao Kou: Don’t play like this.

Bian Mu: I am your ancestor, you can play however you want.

Shao Kou: Do you want me to take off my clothes and take a closer look?

Bianmu: You can have this.

Shao Kou: Hehe, there really isn’t one.