lifetime

"Meow."

I am a very cute and strong male cat.

Bian Mu smiled treacherously, clicked twice on the phone, put it down casually, and nodded in praise, "You're so good, big meow."

The situation with pink bubbles changed too quickly, the atmosphere of the two was mixed with some unspecific ambiguity, and the deep smile made people more happy. Shao Kou lowered his head to serve the dishes, and handed the chopsticks to him, with a voice in his voice Still with a strong sense of playfulness, "Try this, thorn old sprouts, wild vegetables on the mountain."

As soon as I hear the name, it is tingly. I always feel that I am your exclusive poison test guinea pig. Let me taste all the new things. The more you persuade me to eat, the more vigilant I will be.

"There are thorns, and the buds that have just emerged from the old tree, does that mean?"

I understand absolutely no problem, my God, why is my analytical logic so good, alas, sigh, I can only blame God for pampering me too much.

"You understand correctly."

As if you saw it with your own eyes, next time you won’t mention your name, you’ll be done with it, and you have to look at your appearance when you eat a dish. It’s because you resented yourself for being an ugly ghost in your previous life, so resentful.

"Eat it yourself, I don't dare to enjoy it, what is that? It's dark, like soup."

Here we go again, who will allow you to speak during the meal.

"Miso soup, my aunt made it herself."

I just wanted to continue to say you have a taste, but quickly swallowed it back, this ancestor, when it comes to rebellion, he will fight against you no matter what he says.

"How?"

Are you sure you want to listen to that process?

"There is a documentary, wait until you are free, you can search it yourself, let's eat first, did Professor Zhang say when he will come?"

Bian Mu curled his lips and ate the egg with his chopsticks, but he still didn't move those weird things, like a black hole, just waiting for him to jump in, and then he showed his charm like crazy, just like the deep-fried dough sticks he ate for breakfast Soy milk, now that I think about it, I feel strange, it is so sticky, and then he actually ate a whole bowl of something that is not beautiful, do you want to be so evil?

"Come here in the afternoon, if I sleep, you can receive me."

I slept too late last night and was a little sleepy.

"You've slept all morning, are you still sleepy?"

The wine the two of them drank together, well, he was as energetic as if he had been injected with chicken blood, these two types are different.

Bian Mu gave him a blank look, can your bastard compare with his high-end boutique?

"I'm happy, you can control it."

Yeah, I don't care too much.

"Eat quickly, and go to sleep quickly after eating."

I should surround you with a fence, and then put you in the pen, raise you as a sow, eat and sleep, sleep and eat, and wait quietly for the autumnal equinox every day, so that you can kill and eat meat. This idea has its own gnashing of teeth fierce.

I didn't say any more, I finished eating safely, there was no cucumber and eggs left on the plate, and the two small stoves in the morning were left untouched, this kid is too picky eater.

After washing the dishes, he took off his dirty trousers and put them in the washing machine. He didn't bring a few clothes with him when he came here. The little ancestor's, the khaki pants that he was asked to throw away last time, okay, that's all.

It's a bit tight to put on, he's so thin, he's just plain everyday, and his legs are short, alas, it's ok, it's ninety percent, it'll be fine when the weather is warmer, I went out to find no one, maybe it's better to go upstairs to paint Sleeping, more withdrawn than a little bastard, people also know to find the same kind to play with and have fun, he is good, just talk about it, every time he enters the city, he says he is good, and it turns out that he has never been happy to see him. Children, it is too worrying.

The worrying Bian Mu went upstairs and instinctively went to the studio first. After entering, he felt that he had no inspiration. He was about to turn around and go out when suddenly he had a flash of inspiration. He took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket and called out the photo of the old man in the album. , The smile is real or fake, when he was complaining about that man, he didn't notice that fake and very cheap smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"The first portrait painting based on you is about to be born."

He never draws the human body. He feels no emotion. He only has more inspirations for landscapes and landscapes. Although he was a little novice at the first attempt, he quickly learned it without a teacher. The principles are the same, the face, the outline, Color, nose, lips, chin, and then the background. The blurred black is like the monotonous color melted by ink, and finally, the eyes. In a normal portrait, the eyes of the characters are the soul. Dare to write, his eyes are the most sinking and reborn. He instinctively has a feeling of Buddha nature. After a few strokes, he feels that it is not good enough. He carefully refers to various color combinations and dips a little rose purple. The overall After macroscopically, sprinkle some gold powder on the blank space. In this way, it really feels like that, but it is far from the real person.

This painting is not going to be sent back to Jinjiang Company for exhibition, so I printed my own reference in the lower corner separately, a line of small characters in italics, the second day of March, the big cat is cute, and I just saved the draft.

It took him an hour to paint this painting, so Shao Kou downstairs didn't bother him. When the guests came, he took the initiative to hand cigarettes and tea, and then listened to their instructions. It is estimated that the little ancestor saw it. , and should dislike him for being cowardly, he has no toughness, this can't be blamed on him, who let him be a professional, led him into the mountains, dug soil samples from more than ten places and went back for research. , the sunny place, the directions are clearly marked, the branches of the fruit trees are all checked by the machine, and then they go back to the city in a mighty way. He said to get some wild vegetables in the countryside and leave them at night to try something new. Du Te tactfully refused, probably with the same mentality as the little painter, whoever eats that stuff, alas, it’s really hard to say, or, they are so high-minded, they don’t take people’s stitches, um, this is also understandable , Anyway, it saves him trouble.

Go back and move a bench to sit in the yard and brush your shoes, hang it upside down on the edge of the fence in the fence yard, call the little bastard a few times to let him come back to eat, steam a bowl of custard, mix some diced green onion and soft cake, cut roots Sausage and minced meat, fried in a separate bowl, earnestly told it, "It's delicious, don't spill it out, or I'll hit you with a broomstick."

I have the ability to scare dogs. If the boss is not here, I will be the second child. If the boss is here, you will be my second child for a while.

Take out a piece of beef from the refrigerator, let's eat the beef in a pot sauce, who will be happy if you don't give meat to the third child.

Beating and beating with displeasure, blood soaked out of the throwing basin, and a pile of spices was covered for an hour. The soup was full of ingredients. Or, are you defrosting a few pig's trotters and cooking together?

Swallowing, the Adam's apple rolled and took out two pig's trotters, washed them carefully, and stewed them in two porcelain pots. I really wanted to make a big pot with fire, and make something delicious, that would be refreshing.

There is an open space on the left side of the rainy building outside, and a rain shed is built into an earthen platform pot, and it is done as soon as it is said. The little ancestor does not know when he will come down, and he does not wait any longer. The big party in the house is over, and the uncle next door is already drunk and slumped on the kang, listening to him wanting to push the loess, pointing to the barn, let him do it himself, move gently, don't disturb the aunt in the big house, Shao Kou has A moment of stiffness, a lifetime is so long, they have only experienced so many years, even if heaven and man are separated forever, another person can still remember it so far, he thought badly, some people may not understand this by nature.

The rain-proof shed needs to be nailed to the wall. There are large pieces of asbestos tiles left in the supermarket, which can be formed as soon as they are erected. He was ready to open his arms and shake his arms to do it.

He had a good idea, but the big boss was going to kick him to plant trees on the mountain when the weather cleared, and get some firewood.

Shao Kou is not idealistic. After finishing the work, it will start to burn. If the loess is not hard enough and the induced draft fan is roaring, the flame will burn red in a short while. That is, a smoky smell, nice smell.

If you don’t have sweet potatoes, let’s burn some potatoes, come out with charcoal, put them in an iron basin, bury four potatoes in it, put them aside to simmer, go back to the house, take out the porcelain pot, fry some shredded pork with green peppers, and then make the stuffing Wonton wrapped with gold ingots, big stuffing and lots of meat, lean meat mixed with rapeseed, absolutely unique, this is the way of eating in the south, dip it in some meat and oil mixed with seasoning, he will remember it clearly after eating it once , You can make it as it is in the future, and you can be regarded as a bit talented in cooking.

Bian Mu probably has a passion for eating, smelling the smell, he went downstairs lazily, and frowned when he was discharged from the hospital. Also, are these short pants in pursuit of new fashion trends, or are they cutting corners to save fabric?There is no beauty.

At the same time as he drew all kinds of heart-wrenching conclusions, Shao Kou also gave him another posture with great force. Last time he disliked the blunt small deep pot that was a bit like a bucket, so he put it in the innermost part of the cupboard. In the end, it was time to eat the consequences. I squatted down and stretched out my hands to fish for a long time, but I didn’t feel it. What dark cave did I enter? Turning over, this posture, in the eyes of Bian Mu, is very ecstasy and unbeatable. The pants are not stretched, so naturally there is a stab, and then, Bian Mu hahaha laughter, It reflects the light in the living room, which is particularly warm yellow.

"Hmm, I will try my best to control myself, but it seems difficult, hahaha."

After Bian Mu finished speaking, he continued to hold his belly and laugh forward and backward. The underwear was spoiled, the gray ones were quite simple, and there were no cartoon patterns, but it still made Bian Mu laugh. What about the mobile phone, what about the mobile phone, this scene should really be photographed Use it to threaten him forever.

Shao Kou had already stood up at this time, turned his head to look at him, turned his head to look at his buttocks, they were all men, what's the matter, although he comforted himself so much, he still couldn't help spitting dirty words deep in his heart, what the hell, what's wrong with these pants The quality is too bad.

"Why are you following me?"

He put down the pot in his hand, and was about to go back and change his pants before cooking ravioli, but the man gloated over his misfortune, and followed him to fart.

"I just see that you don't know how to wear pants. Please refer to it for your reference, and don't let this kind of tragedy happen again."

I shouldn't have talked to you, I'm tired.

"You should just rest."

The author has something to say: Bian Mu: Thorn.

Shao Kou: Step aside, don't make me tear my pants.

Bian Mu: You have to cooperate with me, I say prick, so you tighten your buttocks hard.

Shao Kou: Are you playing?

Bianmu: Yes, you don't want to play?

Shao Kou: If there is any similarity, what is the next sentence?

Bian Mu: It's purely a coincidence.