[Gintama] Hunters who can't ride in a cat cart—let's hunt together!

"Yeah! I'm just shaking, what's wrong with the shaking! Don't think it's because I'm afraid of you, idiot, look at the opposite side, look! She's from hell! That guy is staring at us both with a blank expression on his face! Now is not the time to be handsome, Young Master Jin Zhu, and you, just stay with that guy, Ah Yin, I'm leaving!" Saying that, Ah Yin turned his head and was about to run.

"What are you talking about, Gintoki." Takasugi said calmly, "People like you and I are destined to go to hell. It doesn't matter sooner or later. Or do you still want to touch heaven with your blood-stained hands? Flowers? And..." Gao Shan looked at me at this moment, and then smiled insanely: "The flowers in hell are so beautiful, I would rather go to hell."

"This is not the occasion for you to write an oral composition! Show me the atmosphere!" A Yin pushed Gao Shan's shoulder.Gao Shan was easily pushed back by him, as if he had no bones, but his flexible body quickly stood up straight again, and he laughed even more neurotically: "Cowardly Gintoki."

"Why are you so annoying!" Ah Yin wanted to push again, but was blocked by Gao Shan.

"Then do you want a doll? You can curse and kill people you hate." I handed over a doll.

"Don't come here!" As a result, Ah Yin suddenly hid behind Gao Shan.

"Tsk, I'm so ashamed. Come out." Gao Shan grabbed his collar and pulled him forward.

"It's me. Oh." I finally took out the game console and showed him the case.

"..." Ah Yin covered her face and squatted on the ground. "Is it too late to just curse and kill the puppets... I want to kill you two bastards."

Gao Shan withdrew the knife, and looked at Ah Yin who was squatting on the ground with a sneer: "Don't worry, I will forget such a boring secret when I turn around."

I took two dolls and distributed one to each of them, and then asked Ah Yin, "Where is the cotton candy stand?"

Ah Yin was still squatting on the ground, supporting his low head with one hand, and pointing to one side with the other.He said sullenly: "Turn the corner, go straight, under the tree."

so poor.It seems that next time I will stop playing such weird things.I didn't want to really freak him out.Before leaving, I found that Shinsuke Takasugi had gone to nowhere.

Following the direction A Yin pointed, I bought cotton candy and walked into the shrine by the way.That's right, it was the shrine where Hei Changzhi and Elizabeth's group discussed about putting cockroaches in the store.Giving this place up to them before has already slowed down my progress. If there is no accident this time, I must get something.After eating all the marshmallows, I clasped my hands together and made a very humble wish: Please let me kill the Mutant Tyrannosaurus tonight to get the materials with only a 3% chance of dropping...

This time I took five yuan with me, please help me realize this little wish.

There is a secret door in the hut of the shrine, and if you open it, you can enter the underground secret room.The secret room here should be a private prison according to its structure.After breathing for a while, I took out the flashlight and walked down slowly.Many shrines have a little more private space, but ah, there are not many secret rooms with blood on the walls.I looked at the deep monster-like scratch marks on the wall, and the splatter-like bloodstains, and knew I was in the right place.

Lighting up the old wall lamps on the wall, I carefully observed everything here.This prison-like place has nothing but chain-link fences and instruments of torture.very simple.The simpler the structure, the harder it is to find something.I followed the blood marks all the way to the past, and always felt that the biggest mark on the wall looked a bit like a bird with a broken wing...

"So it really is a woman from hell."

I was startled by the voice behind me and almost cried out.People can't help being scared when they are concentrating!I couldn't help but glared at him.

That's right, Shinsuke Takasugi again.He didn't look like he was standing, and he was holding a bong. He stood at the entrance and looked around with his eyes down.

"I don't think anyone is following me." This sentence is for myself.It's all because I'm walking all the way thinking about how to avoid the ugly saliva dripping head of the Tyrannosaurus rex, and I don't think anyone will follow me.

"I didn't follow." Takasugi took a puff of cigarette and let it out slowly: "I happened to come here to do something. Heh, I didn't expect such a place to exist."

"You want to use the upper one? I'll use the lower one, and it will be fine soon." I wiped the dust on the wall, took out a handkerchief and wiped my hands.Where exactly is the thing I'm looking for.

"I investigated you after that day." Gao Shan continued, and he continued to walk down at a slow pace.

"Me too." I tapped the ground, but there was no response.Where is it?

"Heh oh, are you interested in me?" He got closer and closer, and I heard him tap the wall with the pipe, and then said, "Is my bed comfortable?"

I couldn't bear it anymore and turned around. I don't need to be polite to this guy who always interrupts my thoughts: "Are people on Earth used to add dirty jokes?"

"Hehe, um, well, maybe it is." He said indifferently, "You really are not from Earth."

"Didn't you investigate me? It's a matter of course to know this level of news." I continued to look for my things and was no longer disturbed by him.

"I did check. But I didn't find anything." I heard him cough, I don't know if he was choked by the musty smell and dust in this room, or by his own smoke.

"I have found a lot here. The people who spread the news have a low opinion of you, but look at your appearance..." I looked at him again, and I felt that this guy's dress was not the same as that of this evil and dark secret room. The fit can be so high, I don't know how he did it. "By the way, how did you recognize me?"

"Fragrance." Takasugi said concisely this time.

"Oh..." But the perfume I use is from a department store, and the perfume for my clothes is a generic commodity.

"It seems that you are not satisfied with this answer." Takasugi turned his head, walked up step by step, and said, "Even if the investigation finds nothing, heh...you have a lot of background. I don't care who you are, sneaking in Do something. Just get out of my way."

"You too." Tapping near the pattern of blood splattered like flying birds on the wall, I finally pressed the switch, and I got a small red bird egg.

Takasugi smiled in front, and then I walked up and closed the secret room again.

"Ah, yes, it's actually not safe to talk here. A few days ago, the 'Proposal on Fake Cockroaches in High-end Food Booths' was drafted here, and I overheard it."

"Well, it's really thanks to you reminding me." He didn't care at all, sitting reclined on the futon and smoking.

Tsk.I never want to talk to this kind of person again.

I didn't expect that the newly obtained props would be such fragile things as bird eggs.There are too many people participating in the festival, it will be bad if it is smashed.But the festival that I finally encountered, it would be shameful not to play until the end... When I was so entangled, I ate three skewers of takoyaki and two fried vegetable dumplings.I heard that there will be many festivals after midsummer, so I went back to the hotel unwillingly.

There is an unexpected visitor in my room.This time he is not here to kill me, but what he is going to do is more terrifying than killing me.

"Come back with me, how long have you been off work? Now is not the time for you to spend your days leisurely." Does the uncle realize that he is now in someone else's room and on someone else's territory?

I hurried over to open the window, frowning exaggeratedly, pretending to smell a strange smell: "Ah, bad, I heard an uncle talking just now, it must be an auditory hallucination. The whole room is full of uncles It's old and smelly, did you clean it up after check-out, you bastards of the hotel."

"Stop pretending." The uncle looked more confident than when he suddenly attacked last time.He looked at me seriously, and said to me in the kind of tone that would be complained by his daughter, "Dad is so ugly", "One month later, the No. 30 North Star Alliance Interstellar Conference will start, and now all the leaders are gathered at The royal capital of the Trinity Star, there is still time to go directly from the earth... They only recognize you, that guy Tom can't even enter the venue."

"I said." I put my bag on the table and sat down tiredly: "Or, consider joining the Southern Star Alliance."

The uncle's eyes lit up, he stepped forward eagerly, and asked seriously, "You think so too?"

"Nanxing doesn't hold meetings." I rubbed my sore shoulder and said.

"...You give me enough." The uncle coldly threw me a light reproach, and then said to me very earnestly: "The most important thing in life is to have a sense of responsibility—"

"I just have a sense of responsibility." When he was talking, I had already removed my makeup, took out a mask from the refrigerator, tore it off and put it on: "At that time, when I was voting, well, I always talked, and the corners of my mouth were all over here. I can’t post it firmly. During the voting, all members passed my decision and agreed that Tom should be the king. You always come to me as an ex, have you ever thought about Tom’s feelings? Maybe Tom is right A person who hides in a corner and weeps secretly, will be blackened to take revenge on the world someday. It's all your fault. Who has no sense of responsibility."

"Don't think I don't know. You manipulated all the ballot lamps during voting." The uncle looked at me with evil spirits and said, "You embezzled so much money from the national treasury without authorization, then give me double work as compensation." ! This cannot be solved by abdicating Zen!"

I ignored him and massaged my face with my eyes closed.

"Or, in fact, there are more confidential and important tasks on the earth?" The uncle's tone softened.

"Well, ah, yes." I pointed to the bird eggs on the table: "I'm working hard as a treasure hunter. Well, the job I'm going to do next is dangerous and mysterious, don't you get in my way."

"I've never heard of a treasure hunter." The uncle said mercilessly.

"Uncle, it's too much. This is the identity setting I told everyone when I came out! Based on this setting, I also created a purpose to come to the earth to fool around. How seriously I have been doing things that match my own setting. Cooperative work. Now you have wiped it all out, let me continue to live in this novel with what identity, isn’t this saying that I deceive readers! Without identity and purpose, I have no face to continue to pretend to be professional Looking for treasure!" I tore off the half-dried mask in dissatisfaction, and looked at him.

"You have always had only one identity. That is the former king of the San Huanxing United Alliance." The uncle continued to say mercilessly: "The crime of embezzling the treasury without authorization will not be counted. The current situation is critical. If you continue to refuse to participate in the alliance meeting, we are likely to be expelled from the North Star Alliance. You must be responsible for your mistakes."

"I'm not responsible." I pushed him to the door and opened it. "You guys always pick and choose like this. Didn't you have a lot of dissatisfaction when I was doing it? I hate those who sit down all day and have meetings for months. Listen up , I have only one suggestion: Let Tom hit those who look down on him with his shoes."

"Wait a minute, tsk. I said...you must read the documents on the table!" The uncle was locked out by me: "I will come again!"

Just wait, I'm sure I'll show your daughter the little yellow movies.

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