Today's rivers and lakes

You ask me how to break the habit of women's clothing?

Well, this question is really hard to answer for you.

how to say?When I was a good young man in the prime of life, I actually wore women's clothes under the master's lust, and I even endured such a hard thing that the senior sister I had a crush on was already the mother of two children.

What can I say?

About my master.

I cursed in my heart.The senior sister who was secretly in love with him repeatedly rejected for various reasons, and in this process, the senior sister and junior sister lived together with his deadly rival for various reasons, and the most important thing was that he was stuffed by two couples after a few years. exercise.

All right.The number of times I have been sadly reminded can't be counted on my fingers. Master, the old man, is indeed a little bit more miserable.

But why do men make things difficult for men?

I, a young man who had been working in the fields all day long, was kidnapped by him and forced to join some kind of sect that would never stop fighting his love rivals.am i easy

The old things are unbearable to mention, full of bitterness and tears.

As for my senior brother, the senior brother is the product of my master's childhood sweetheart, the senior sister, and some defeated hero from the north.Personality is arrogant and narcissistic, extremely self-righteous, likes to cut people when he sees them, and keeps enemies everywhere.

The third junior brother was thrown over by the master's junior sister who eloped with some demon leader. When he was a child, he was a beautiful and sweet-mouthed porcelain doll. When he grew up, he became a wicked and dangerous master. His temperament was extremely unpredictable. , watching people fight.

As for the youngest Fourth Junior Brother, he is innocent, lively and... ahem, likes to be mischievous, I still don't know who his mother is?

Well it doesn't matter.The important thing is that this baby is only three years old, so it will be a long way to prevent him from following in the footsteps of my other two senior brothers.

About me, I think I am a good young man with bright ambitions. I don't drink or kill people. Of course I don't like to see blood. I have never killed anyone successfully.

As for why I wear women's clothing?

That's the point.

It was a sunny, clear morning.

It was the first time that Master, an old man, smiled so pleasantly, and told me to go to his room alone.As a result, as soon as I entered the door, my normally functioning heart was almost forced to go into shock due to extreme shock.

"Master, master, even if the senior brother beats you to the bum, you won't be so self-defeating." Seeing this master in front of me with heavy makeup that could scare a ghost to death, I was heartbroken.

The master opened his eyes wide and said angrily: "Fart, that stinky and shameless bastard is what I let him, what kind of crap, that's called being wise and protecting one's life. Those who know the current affairs are heroes."

I couldn't bear to look directly at Master's face, so I turned my head and said against my will: "Yes, yes, yes, Master is really a man."

"Hmph." The master grabbed a strand of black hair on his chest, and cast a wink at him: "Second brother, do you think Master is beautiful?"

Second, second, second...

I roared from the bottom of my heart, your whole family is a dick, you are a dick all day...

Of course, I dare not say this: "Beauty, it's really beautiful like a fairy, and the beauty is extraordinary."

The master smiled with satisfaction: "Second, why does the master like you? At this time, you need to know how much the master attaches importance to you."

"?" I had a bad feeling in my heart.

"I've decided that these stinky men will only seduce good women and break up so many beautiful couples who should be together. As a teacher who understands righteousness, how can he tolerate the existence of such things? So... Hehehehe..."

I don't know if it was my illusion, but Master looked at me with hunger and thirst.

I shielded my chest with both hands, and quickly backed away: "Master, what do you want to do?"

Master's eyes were unpredictable: "Second..."

"Master." I retreated to the door calmly, thinking that before Master wanted to do anything, he had to flee through the door.

"Come to Master's side, let's have a good chat..." Master waved at me with a very gentle and suspicious smile.

I shook my head: "Master, you should speak directly."

"I want you..." Master dragged his voice: "Wear women's clothing and help me abduct someone."

"I wear women's clothes?" You know where my bad premonition comes from.If you want me, a seven-foot man with a hulking back and waist, to wear skirts and trains, insert red hairpins, and move every step and three rests, goose bumps will rise in an instant.

"For women's clothing, isn't Third Junior Brother more suitable than me?"

"Do you think I can stay here well after saying this?" The master had no choice but to lift his skirt, revealing his horribly swollen legs: "That kid gave me Seven Day Itchy Powder, if I hadn't flashed Hurry up, he's planning to use his offspring and grandchildren's legs to deal with me."

Think about the third junior brother's medicine kung fu was taught by his master, but he didn't know that raising a tiger would cause trouble, and he shot himself in the foot with a stone.

A moment of silence for Master.

I asked, "Then why me? I don't look like a woman in clothes, do I?"

"It's because you don't look like that that you can arouse men's curiosity and desire to conquer. You have little experience, so it's inevitable that your experience is still inexperienced. Men are good at it."

I'm not a man anymore.

I rolled my eyes secretly, and imagined that I was dressed up in women's clothing, winking, secretly giving glances, and looking affectionate, why did I suddenly feel cold all over?

"Master, you should find someone else for such a glorious task. Ah yes, the cultivation of the fourth junior brother can still become a leader in this field. That's it, the apprentice will retire first..."

As soon as I touched the door, I felt weak all over, and then fell limp to the ground.

I heard the master proudly say: "I guessed that you would run away, so I painted the door and powdered it when I touched it. You are making the sky and the earth not working, so you should obediently obey me as a teacher."

Seeing Master's grimace approaching me, I wailed in my heart, don't wow.

After that, there was a scream in the room.

"Secondly, why don't you just wear women's clothes? Why do you have such a face of death. Come on, come on, give Master a smile."

"I refuse, you are violating human rights."

"Hmph, the teacher's kindness is like life, besides, do you have the strength to resist?"

I'm heartbroken, I really don't have it now.But still try to do the last effort.

"Master, if you want me to wear women's clothes, I can just wear them. Why do you still pluck my chest hair?"

"Hey, boy, you don't know this. In order to better fit your women's clothing, this is a necessary process, so just admit it."

"Wait, you want to pull out the one below?"

"Hmm... one by one is so troublesome, don't be afraid, master, just burn it with fire."

"Hold, stop... help, help..."