Crispy duck system [Quick Transmigration]

"you're awake."

This was the first sentence Han Zhen heard in the new world.He looked at the man in front of him. He had handsome features, pale complexion, and long sweaty hair sticking to the sides of his neck. At first glance, he thought he was a glamorous beauty.

He hesitated, "He Jinran?"

The man frowned, and said coldly: "Don't call me by my name. Don't think that what happened last night...you can make progress."

Han Zhen looked around, he and He Jinran were lying on an ancient carved bed.The candlelight outside the red curtain is faintly visible, creating a faint and ambiguous atmosphere.The soreness in his body and the strange feeling in his lower body told him that he probably had some shameful sex with He Jinran last night.

He asked the system in his mind: "You lied to me! He Jinran appeared again, should I still attack Li Haihai?"

The voice of the system sounded a little guilty, "No, this time you transmigrated into a book, and they happened to be the protagonists. Your mission has also changed, you don't need to attack anyone, you just need to fix the loopholes in the plot."

"Plot hole?"

The system said: "He Jinran this time is a reborn person."

The system poured all the contents of this book into Han Zhen's brain.I don't know which third-rate danmei author wrote this sadomasochism scumbag, it's probably for revenge on the society...

The title of the book is "The Runaway Concubine: Your Majesty, Please Take It Easy".

In a distant and fictional dynasty, there existed a powerful empire called the Twin Kingdoms.In this world, there are no women, only men.Therefore, a man named brother was derived, who could replace women to reproduce.

Brother is like a poor woman in ancient times, unable to show her face, abide by the three obediences and four virtues, bind her feet, and cling to ordinary men, as if only having children can prove the only value of their existence.

He Jinran is one of these miserable brothers.But he is a little different, and has no bound feet.To use a passage in the article to describe, "He jumped out of this era and felt that his blood was born with the wildness of a man. Why can my brother only have children? He wants to prove to the world that brothers can also go to court. Tang, you can also be an official, and you can even do better than ordinary men!"

However, He Jinran had to succumb to fate.Because of his good looks and figure, he was selected into the palace as a more handsome man. He was also favored by the current emperor, Li Dahai, and he was named a concubine, and he was honored and favored for the rest of his life.

What's bloody is, on the wedding night, He Jinran thought she was going to lose her virginity, but found that the majestic emperor didn't lift up...

The emperor, who was unable to regain his glory, gave He Jinran and himself double doses of aphrodisiac in annoyance.The secret system of the palace is called Ganchai Lihuo.It's just that he didn't expect that he himself was a wet stick, no matter how strong the fire was, he fell into a coma instead.

This time He Jinran suffered.He wanted to burn himself on fire, the burning became more and more intense, and he became unconscious, even the little eunuch who happened to pass by here was not spared.

What's even more bloody is that the little eunuch didn't cut off his penis like an ordinary eunuch, and had everything a normal man should have.His name is Han Zhen, and he is a secret agent sent by a neighboring country to assassinate the emperor.

After a night, the two woke up.The fake little eunuch has a deep-rooted affection for the imperial concubine, but He Jinran has no affection for a man.

That's right, He Jinran is a brother with great ambitions.His lifelong wish is to change the deformed and unequal class contradictions in this country, and he even wants to replace Li Haihai and become the first brother emperor in history!

But the development of the plot could not be as he wished.After all, he is the protagonist Shou, and Li Dahai is the protagonist Gong.The author obviously couldn't write such a grand view of the world, and as he wrote it, he staged a drama of palace fighting and meat meat.

[He had a miscarriage in the cold palace, blood stained the bed sheets...while his man was playing with other brothers outside the house! 】

That's right, "he" is He Jinran, who is pregnant with the fake eunuch's child.Li Dahai knew very well that he didn't do it, the concubine who had always loved him put a green hat on him.In a fit of rage, he cast He Jinran into limbo.

After experiencing all kinds of hardships, He Jinran struggled and suffered in the harem full of intrigues and schemes, while Li Dahai still taunted him from time to time and abused him in various ways.

Finally, on a cold winter night, He Jinran froze to death.

【End】

Han Zhen: "..."

The pants are all taken off, so just show him this stuff?

He asked the system: "What about the agreed meat dishes?"

The system reads it in Siri's voice.

"He widened his eyes in horror, feeling that the world opened up a new embrace to him like Pangu opened the world. The old man knew the way, and found that place skillfully, making it bloom slowly. Immediately afterwards, the little eunuch shot like a bow It rushed into his body like a big eagle. It hit the depths of his soul like Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai. There was a vast expanse of whiteness in front of him, as if he was riding the wind and waves on a small boat.

Han Zhen: (⊙o⊙)

so deep.These days, only cultural people can eat delicious meat.

The system continued: "So now, He Jinran has just been reborn at the point where he had a one-night stand with you. If left alone, he will completely destroy the plot and change the world."

"Then what am I going to do?" Han Zhenyu couldn't bear it, "Should I let him die alone on a cold winter night?"

"No, you can persuade him to establish a new dynasty. As long as the Twin Kingdoms remain the same, he can do whatever he wants elsewhere, and communism and capitalism don't matter."

Han Zhen: "..."

This difficulty factor is a bit high.

System: "This is the only way. Otherwise, will your conscience let him die alone on a cold winter night?"

Han Zhen: "..."

No, he has no conscience.

The system persuaded: "If you complete the task according to the first method, your salary will be doubled."

Responding instinctively, Han Zhen nodded immediately.When he came back to his senses, he caught a glimpse of He Jinran looking at him with disgust as he looked at a lunatic.

"You go. Run away before His Majesty wakes up."

Han Zhen put on the eunuch uniform slowly, and wanted to force an awkward chat: "Do you think my brother's status should not be so low?"

He Jinran was startled, perhaps recalling the memories of her previous life, she lowered her face and said nothing.

Han Zhen said: "I come from another country. There, no matter rich or poor, rich or poor, everyone is equal. Everyone follows the love concept of one couple for life, and lives a happy life."

He Jinran couldn't help but said: "What you said is not true! Such a country... can't exist."

"Then you can create one with me."

Han Zhen frowned.

He Jinran: "I'm afraid you are a fool."

Han Zhen: "..."

fall!Why didn't you accept his script? ?

The system said in the tone of coaxing a silly child: "Hey, it's important to run for your life first. He has just been reborn and is very vigilant, how could he trust you so easily?"

Han Zhen put on his clothes, opened the curtain, and calmly glanced at Li Dahai lying on the ground snoring like a dead pig, and walked out of the room.

He walked back to the eunuch's dormitory building according to his memory. On the way, he met the little eunuch who was on watch, and said to him with a smile, "Xiao Han, why did you come out so late to pour the bucket?"

Han Zhen remembered that his job was to empty and clean the manure buckets.

He calmly replied according to the lines in the book: "Yes, there are too many Gong barrels recently."

"Tsk tsk." The little eunuch shook his head and sighed: "Perhaps the food in the imperial dining room is so good recently, and the concubines also pull a lot."

Han Zhen: "..."

This sentence has never appeared in the book, how can he answer it?

Fortunately, the little eunuch's gossip at night ended quickly.He leisurely wandered back to the dormitory, preparing to take a good night's sleep and get up to continue the task tomorrow morning.

Just slept for less than an hour.

"Xiao Han? Xiao Han! Wake up!"

He was rudely woken up.

"Wang Guifei has diarrhea! I call you to empty the bucket!"

Han Zhen got up in a daze, and walked to Wang Guifei's palace in a trance.The maidservant handed him a resplendent and resplendent pail, and said in a whining voice, "You have to be careful. This is the pail of Concubine Yang, clean it up."

"Ok."

Han Zhen took it, but he didn't expect it to be so heavy. His muscles were weak and his hands shook, and the huge bucket fell into the arms of the maidservant, the lid fell off, and the [beep——] inside splashed out and spilled. He was all over his face.

The maidservant howled, and the bucket fell at his feet.

Han Zhen had already automatically moved five meters away from him, looking at the horrible scene in front of him in disbelief.

The golden liquid flowed down his hair and over his bright red lips.He cried: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

In the middle of the night, his miserable cry lingered above the palace, hovering for a long time.All the eunuchs and maidservants ran out to watch, and they all witnessed the noble golden color of their royal concubine [beep——].

Everyone was shocked.Let the smell of feces drift in the wind alone, drifting, and the fragrance drifting all over the world.

Han Zhen ran to hold his breath at the speed of a [-]-meter sprint, picked up the empty bucket, and ran quickly.

The maidservant who left the shithead and shit face rushed into Gong's room to take a bath crying, and no one dared to approach him in a radius of ten miles.

Han Zhen sadly accused the system: "Are you kidding me? The working environment is getting harder and harder!!"

The system picks its nose: "The plot needs it, it's okay, why don't you just dump the bucket of shit, it couldn't be easier."

Han Zhen looked sad: "I want to invent a fully automatic flush toilet to reward the concubines."

System: "Stop dreaming, it's more practical for you to go back and pour your shit."

The author has something to say:

This is a tasteful picture.

There are two metaphors in the meat dish section from the clever and agile netizen Wu Nian is the first, and you are awesome.

Thank you reader Qin Cha for mine

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