Crispy duck system [Quick Transmigration]

"Why did it take you so long to go to the bathroom?"

Li Haihai said dissatisfied.

Han Zhen sat down, drank a cup of iced black tea, and said sadly, "Urinary frequency and urgency are endless."

Li Dahai: "...then drink less."

"It's okay, drink more."

Han Zhen just paid and ordered the bartender to replace the box of iced black tea with wine, the place is so dark, even a mentally handicapped Li Haihai couldn't tell the difference.

Li Dahai poured himself a glass of Louis XIII from a goblet, shook it elegantly in his hand, and said, "When will you be home at the latest?"

"Ten o'clock."

"So early?" Li Dahai let out a cold snort of disdain from his nasal cavity, "It's really boring."

Han Zhen tentatively asked, "What time are you coming back?"

"I'm not the same as you." Li Dahai took a sip of his wine gracefully, and said, "The whole bar is contracted by this young master, and this young master can go home whenever he wants."

"Amazing!"

Han Zhen hurriedly poured wine for Prince Li.

"The taste of this wine...is a bit strange."

Li Haihai said drunkenly.

"Why is it so strange? This is your favorite Louis XIII, come here, drink more..."

Han Zhen will not tell Prince Li that this is actually the cheapest snow beer.

Li Dahai hiccupped, "I know! This taste...is definitely the wonderful taste of Lafite in [-]!"

Han Zhen: "...almost."

"Do you know why I called you to the bar today?"

Han Zhen shook his head honestly.

"Because, I want to tell you a secret." Li Dahai leaned closer to his ear, the hot air that sprayed out tightly adhered to his skin.

Han Zhen became excited.Li Dahai finally opened up his heart to him... He took a deep breath and said calmly, "Tell me, I will definitely not tell anyone."

"I'm gay!" Li Dahai burst into tears, "I, I like men."

Han Zhen: "..."

Li Dahai: "Aren't you surprised?"

Han Zhen: "Do you need me to be surprised?" He already knew.

"That's right." Li Haihai smiled charmingly, and said, "After all, you are my little man. After you follow me, you can drink as much Louis XIII as you want. I can have dinner with you at noon and take you on a domestic tour once a year. ,I will buy you delicious snacks between classes... Oh, I can give you a box of the Want Want Senbei you ate last time! There are also all kinds of high-quality stationery waiting for you. Of course, the phone is broken , and you can replace it with a new one immediately.”

Han Zhen: "..."

"Hahaha." Li Dahai laughed and said, "You look like you have never seen the world, did you get knocked out by the conditions offered by this young master? Isn't the feeling of being overwhelmed with happiness wonderful?"

Han Zhen: "...bad, almost."

Shocked by Dahai's local tyrant temperament, but he can only pretend to be calm with a fake smile.

Li Dahai proudly said: "Then why don't you agree quickly? If you miss this village, there will be no such shop."

Han Zhen: "I often feel out of place with you because of my poverty."

"No problem." Li Dahai waved his hand and said, "If you follow me, you will be on the front line of getting rid of poverty and becoming rich!"

Han Zhen shook his head, and said stubbornly: "Unfortunately, Prince Li, I, Han Zhen, are not something you can buy with money!"

Li Dahai stared at him viciously, lowered his voice and said: "I warn you, little man, don't challenge this young master's bottom line."

Han Zhen raised his head, "I want you to understand that money is not everything! Even if you can buy Want Want Xianbei and high-quality stationery with money, you can't buy my feelings!"

"I don't believe it!!" Li Dahai hugged his head in pain, and shouted, "Is it my fault that I'm rich and handsome??"

Half of the people in the bar cast strange glances at their table.

Han Zhen: "..."

I can't continue acting, this is his limit.

It is rare for the system to encourage him: "Jie Ji, you have made progress!"

Han Zhen wiped away the tears from his suppressed laughter, and said calmly, "I know."

……

After half an hour.

Li Dahai drank half a case of Snow Beer, tears streaming down his face: "I want to get drunk by myself and try the taste of indulgence."

Han Zhen drank the iced black tea and said, "Just drink it."

Heart: Buying your mother's approval, it is not my father who pays the bill.

Li Dahai stared fixedly at Han Zhen: "Very well, you are the first man to reject me. Little man, you have successfully attracted my attention."

Han Zhen stuffed a handful of shredded squid into his mouth.How he wished he was deaf and disabled at this moment.

"My young master will let you understand. If I were you and missed an excellent prince like me, I would commit suicide."

Han Zhen stood up abruptly.

"Where are you going?" Li Dahai narrowed his eyes.

Han Zhen said calmly, "I'm going to commit suicide."

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The bar was boiling and the dance floor was full of writhing people.Han Zhen managed to fight his way through the dense crowd and fled into the bathroom.

He sat on the toilet seat in the cubicle, trembling when he heard the groans and groans from the next cubicle.He said to the system: "I suddenly miss He Jinran."

System: "Where did you fall in love with him again?"

Han Zhen: "Chrysanthemum. Because my cucumber is hard to provoke."

System: "...you pervert! Don't talk to me!"

Han Zhen melancholy took out a cigarette and smoked it, thinking while smoking, he must have been with perverts for a long time, so he became more and more perverted.

If you can hide from the first day of the junior high school, you can't hide from the fifteenth day.When he finished smoking his second cigarette, he took out his mobile phone to read the email from He Longyou.

grass! !Still no signal! !

He decided to go home.

System: "You can't give up so quickly."

Han Zhen took a glass of free drink brought by the bartender, and said after finishing, "I have put in all my efforts."

System: "Where's Li Haihai?"

Han Zhen glanced at Prince Li, who was lying dead on the sofa, and sighed: "After paying the bill, I only have the taxi fare to go home."

Goodbye, the sea.

When Han Zhen staggered into the taxi, he was still puzzled, since he didn't drink much, how could he start to lose consciousness.

By the time he was almost at the door of the house, he was already hot.

System: "Oops! That free drink you drank was drugged!"

"Isn't it? Come again?" Han Zhen unbuttoned his shirt, knocked on the door, and complained: "The stalk of aphrodisiac medicine is going to be ruined."

System: "Be sober! We want civilization and harmony!"

Han Zhen only felt that there was an inextinguishable fire burning in his lower abdomen.The door was opened, and he fell into a familiar and warm embrace, and closed his eyes humming.

So crispy.

It's just... a little kidney pain.

Turn on the lights all night.

……

When Han Zhen woke up, he already felt what happened last night.

It was that familiar, as always, delicate feeling of being squeezed dry.He beat his old waist, walked to the bathroom with trembling legs to pee, and looked back to see He Jinran cooking breakfast in the kitchen.

Ruined.Actually slept with the boss's son.

Han Zhen thought calmly, he was afraid he would be beaten to death by Captain He.

He has nothing to fear.

Hearing the sound of running water in the toilet, He Jinran poked his head out from the kitchen and said, "Han Zhen, come out after peeing, I want to talk to you."

Han Zhen pulled up his trousers, thinking blankly, let the storm be more violent!

On the table was a bowl of oatmeal, a long and thick cucumber, and peeled chestnuts.

Han Zhen sat down and moved his chopsticks, "What chestnuts do you eat in the morning?"

He Jinran said: "Replenishing the kidney. Look at your weakness."

Han Zhen: "..."

Get crushed by reality.

He completely lost the dignity that a man should have.

He Jinran wiped his hands with a towel, showing hesitation, and said, "Last night..."

"Just pretend that nothing happened!" Han Zhen immediately said, "We are all adults with rich feelings, so we don't need to care about one-night stands."

He Jinran: "The problem is, the age on your file is only 17, you are not an adult."

Han Zhen: "...This is your wish, is it okay?"

He Jinran smiled, "I know you are an undercover agent, you are 23 this year."

"Captain He told you all?"

Han Zhen was worried that he would kill He Longyou if things were exposed.

He Jinran shook his head and said, "I'm also an undercover agent. I sneaked into Wuzhou No. [-] Middle School to secretly investigate the Yunhai incident two years ago."

"Then why didn't Captain He tell me?"

He Jinran said casually: "Because I am higher than him in the headquarters, he doesn't know yet."

Han Zhen ate a piece of melon.No wonder He Jinran is also one of the male protagonists, this is the ultimate big boss.

He hurriedly said: "It turned out to be a colleague, haha, I'm really sorry last night... was drugged."

He Jinran said: "It's okay. But I think I have to be responsible to you."

Han Zhen: "???"

He Jinran said: "I'm actually a very traditional person."

Han Zhen: "So?"

He Jinran said: "My first time will only be reserved for the person I love."

Han Zhen cried bitterly: "I'm sorry!! It's all my fault!!"

He Jinran said: "We'll get married after solving this case."

Han Zhen: "..."

He Jinran glanced at him, "Why, you're not happy?"

Han Zhen: "... I... I'm... happy."

"That's good." He Jinran nodded in satisfaction, "I didn't force you."

Han Zhen looked down at He Jinran's gun stuck between his cucumbers, wanting to cry.Don't be so casual, what if the gun goes off...

After breakfast, Han Zhen went to school with his schoolbag on his back.

The car stops at the school gate.He Jinran said, "You have to kiss me."

Han Zhen was surprised, "No way, there are so many people here??"

He Jinran said: "It is written on Weibo that couples have morning and evening farewell kisses every day."

bar.

Han Zhen kissed him.

He Jinran: "Don't kiss the face, kiss the mouth."

bar.

Han Zhen kissed him again.

He Jinran was quite satisfied, and stuffed Wangwang Snow Cake into his bag, "You have to obediently go to class today."

Han Zhen: "..."

The first day I slept with my boss's son, I had nothing to love.