Crispy duck system [Quick Transmigration]

Han Zhen took the golden retriever home to take a bath.He decided to name it AD Calcium, thinking it was a fresh and refined name.

The little golden retriever nestled in the warm water obediently and didn't move, allowing him to soak in the water and put on shower gel, even when the whistling hair dryer rang in his ears, he was very obedient, like an experienced bather.

I heard that many dogs are very resistant to bathing.Han Zhen thought to himself, why is this one in his family so cute?

In the shower, an hour has passed...

The system is insensitive: "For the sake of living, I advise you to code quickly."

Han Zhen: "Oh, don't rush, I want to dry up the AD calcium~"

System: "..." suddenly whimpered.

When Han Zhenguang finished his work as a scrubber and sat in front of the computer, he found that He Jinran had sent him N messages.

Senior: Have you coded today? [cute]

Senior: Are you going to eat?

Senior: What are you doing? [Clever]

Senior: ...

Senior: I am your editor anyway, and I am obliged to care about your work and life, please reply quickly.

Senior: Don't dive, go to the codeword [angry]

Senior: What about people? ? ?

……

While browsing the news, Han Zhen thought, this is not an editor, this is obviously an old sour boyfriend...

Nonsence!What kind of boyfriend, too unlucky!

He touched his trousers and vowed to keep his integrity in this world!

The system said quietly: "Are you really good at it?"

Han Zhen clenched his fist, consciously full of inspiration.He glanced at the various masturbation cups and blow-up dolls under the original owner's bed, and said with a sneer, "Fuck, whatever, they're enough."

System: "...spicy eyes."

Han Zhen returned an emoji to He Jinran, and then clicked on the document to start typing.His hand speed is still very slow, and his typing on the keyboard is jerky, but he enjoys an unexpected joy from it.

It turns out that it is such an interesting thing to weave fantasy brain holes into stories.

Of course, it would have been better if the golden retriever hadn't been licking the soles of his feet.

At the end of the first day, Han Zhen coded nearly [-] characters.He revised the wrong sentences and typos, and posted them all on the Internet in one breath.It's common for Xinwen's popularity to be bleak. Looking at the three poor collections, although he was very disappointed, he still went to bed.

Anyway, no matter how refreshed it is, it won't become four, hum!

But AD calcium is very bad.It insisted on crawling to sleep on Han Zhen's bed. This little thing was so disobedient, and even disliked the shoe box nest he built with his own hands. It had to hug its owner to close its eyes with peace of mind.

Han Zhen's head was full of black lines, thinking that he and this dog met for the first time.It's not Teddy who is in the air every day, why is he so clingy...

System: "After all, you are handsome."

"I hate it~" Han Zhen covered his face shyly, "Why do you always praise me, I will be embarrassed~"

System: "—vomit!" It unexpectedly discovered that its host's mutual hatred routines are becoming more and more high-end.no!It is also going to be upgraded! !

……

A week has passed in a flash, and the new list has been updated. A new novel called "I Sell Snacks in Ancient Times" appeared on the editor's recommendation list of JJ Literature Network, and it did not cause any sensation.Just like a pebble thrown into a pool, there are tiny ripples.

There are too many good-looking novels here, and there are too many magical brain holes. Readers also pick and choose, with unique tastes.

What annoys authors is that they can never figure out what readers like.

Once they start writing, they lose their discernment as readers.This is a common problem of many small authors.

In today's era of online literature, the style of writing and novel settings are actually secondary. How to make readers want to stop is the biggest problem.

Strawberry Flavored Milk is an old bookworm on JJ Literature.She has been immersed in pornographic books for many years. From junior high school to working now, she has read crispy duck all over the world. It can be said that she has witnessed the changes of JJ Literature.com.

Old authors have fallen, and a group of new authors have continued to stand up.She has read too many articles, so her taste has become tricky.

Ordinary demons and ghosts cannot enter her noble eyes.

Strawberry Flavored Milk only reads genuine books and never bothers to read pirated books.Her accumulated consumption in JJ has made her a distinguished VIP, with thousands of bottles of nutrient solution in stock.

Only readers who don't skip chapters and subscribe to 30 words or less can get ten bottles of nutrient solution.

It is a symbol of wealth and status!

It is the contempt for the pirated texts by those who read the genuine ones!

The seasoned strawberry-flavored yogurt has even figured out the rules of JJ Literature Network's ranking changes every Thursday afternoon.She who is short of articles will stay in front of the app every time this time comes, constantly refreshing whether there are any good-looking new articles.

However, there are always more disappointments than surprises.

On this day, strawberry-flavored yogurt opened the app of JJ Literature Network and started reading novels while the boss was not paying attention.She had read many articles before, she curled her lips helplessly, wondering why the editor kept re-updating the list, and she was tired of her eyesight.

Then, she clicked on Gu Dan's editor's recommendation list.She knows that there are always new articles on this list, and they usually don't repeat, and occasionally some good articles can be found.

In the long and dense list, her eyes were attracted by a novel called "I Sell Snacks in Ancient Times".Oh, not bad, it looks very interesting.

Then click to open.She found that this novel with only ten favorites had more than 3000 comments! !All of them are comments sent by a reader named "Love to drink cool and crooked AD calcium".

Look at the author's name again, the one who loves to drink AD calcium is cool.

Strawberry-flavored yogurt thinks, another hot chicken author who votes for himself.Money is great, can money buy everything?It's funny.The author might as well give the money to JJ to donate to children in mountainous areas.

But the author is really arrogant.The author's name and reader's ID clearly tell everyone that I just want to wear a clumsy vest to swipe my votes.

She was sour and clicked on Chapter 1.She would like to see what kind of medicine this cool gourd sells.After she finished reading the article, she was ready to gear up and shoot wildly.

That's right, strawberry yogurt is not only an experienced old reader, she is also a very self-cultivated barista.Give a lever she can lever the whole earth.

Looking at it, strawberry-flavored yogurt suddenly felt something was wrong.Damn, why is it a bit good-looking.

Seeing Chapter 7, she was completely fascinated and immersed in the plot.The author's writing style can't be said to be good, at most it's fluent, but... just has a kind of charm that makes people want to stop.

Refer to popular novels at the end.

The author has fully grasped all the cool points!One after the other, interlocking, with beginning and end, they hook readers' hearts like fishing, and those who wish to take the bait.

"You, you actually read novels during working hours!"

Behind him came the president's cold voice full of anger.

Strawberry-flavored yogurt scared the phone off.Tremblingly, he said, "Boss... please don't withhold my bonus..."

She still wants to vote for the overlord of this book!

The handsome and handsome CEO bent down, picked up the petite and cute pink mobile phone, and his pupils constricted violently when he saw the screen showing the green JJ network novel.

Then, he said slowly: "It turns out that the novel that makes you desperately want to read during working hours is "I Sell Snacks in Ancient Times"."

Strawberry-flavored yogurt lowered her head, always feeling ashamed that the title of the book came out of the mouth of her own president.

"It's okay, I can understand you very well. After all, this novel does have its extraordinary and attractive potential."

The President patted the strawberry-flavored yogurt on the shoulder, turned and left gracefully.

And the strawberry-flavored yoghurt who was sitting there was overwhelmed, his mind kept replaying what the president said just now... (⊙v⊙) Damn, the president also read this book? ?

My mother... such a coincidence can happen to her! !

Strawberry-flavored yogurt came back to his senses, and he had to face the condolences from colleagues around him.

"Why is Boss Li treating you so well! Last time I was caught playing on my phone at work, he caught me and directly deducted the perfect attendance award..."

Xiaohua next door said: "Aren't you so fierce that you always have an affair? Xiaolang hoof, why don't you tell me the truth!"

Strawberry Yogurt: "..."

If she said that the CEO happened to have read the novel she was reading when she was caught, and the CEO still thought the book was very good, so he was merciful and let her go, would anyone believe it?

etc! ! !She seems to have forgotten something! !

Strawberry-flavored yogurt stiffly returned to the introduction of the book, and was shocked again when it saw the word "Dangmei".

Li Dahai, the company's dream lover, handsome and wealthy real-life domineering president, actually reads danmeiwen? ? ?

What this means, strawberry-flavored yogurt can't imagine.Once she reveals this secret, several buckets must be prepared to hold ten liters of tears.

Sure enough, in this world, handsome guys belong to handsome guys.

For some reason, the senior rotten woman's strawberry-flavored yogurt smile suddenly became abnormal.

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Meanwhile, the President's Office.

Li Dahai tore off his tie, and admired his handsome face in the mirror.He thought to himself, that novel was updated unexpectedly, and he didn't even know about it! !Thanks to the female employee's reminder, it was necessary for him to rush for an update.

So, Mr. Li, who clicked on the JJ Literature Network, began to hesitate whether he wanted to throw a landmine.He already voted for one the day before yesterday, and he is a bit reluctant to vote today =_=

However, when his eyes focused on the ID name "Love to drink cool and crooked AD Calcium", he burst out with unparalleled anger.

Very good, very good, someone actually fantasized about his coolness!

In a hurry, Mr. Li threw down a landmine decisively, and immediately felt refreshed and refreshed physically and mentally.After reading the article, he scored "Li Haihai who hates AD calcium" and left a message: "Look!" !The author continues to work hard! !The sea loves you! !You will always be the cutest Shuangwaiwai in my heart! ! >_

Looking at the AD brother who only voted for landmines and did not leave comments, Li Dahai sneered.In this world, only he knows how to be cool!

What Shuang Wai Wai needs is not Lei, but meticulous care and love!

Li Dahai began chasing cool and crooked articles several years ago.When he was a child, he was deeply impressed by Shuang Wai Wai's predecessor "I love meat".

There is such a powerful author in the world, the stewed meat is delicious, the gravy is delicious, and even the meat residue does not get stuck between the teeth.At that time, no one could match the big touch halo above Shuangwaiwai's head. Under the same period, there was no opponent, and others would not be able to catch up in eight lifetimes.

It's a pity that the good times didn't last long.As soon as the network cleaning activity came out, Shuang Wai Wai's status plummeted, and its glory was no longer there.

Although Li Dahai was very sad, he still firmly pursued the figure of Shuang Wai Wai Da Da, looking at the ordinary Qing Shui Wen.

To this day, after he finished watching "I Sell Snacks in Ancient Times", he suddenly couldn't help being filled with emotion.

Gold will always shine.

The era of Shuangwaiwai is coming!