Crispy duck system [Quick Transmigration]

The next day.

As soon as Han Zhen woke up, he hurried downstairs to pick up the courier.

Opening the curtains, the sky was gray, as if a layer of shadow had been painted on the white face.Lying on the sofa was a large cardboard box filled with colorful hard candies.

To be reasonable, Han Zhen is still a little afraid of this eggplant-flavored vegetable candy.

But a little curious.

He reached out and took out a bag, and asked the system, "Do you want to eat?"

The system data rolled its eyes, "Only fools eat it."

Han Zhen hesitated for a moment, "But Shanghaojia's advertising fee is very high."

System: "Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat all day long. Money, money, money, know money, money, money all day long."

Han Zhen was wronged, "Is it wrong to know how to eat? Is it wrong to make money?"

The system numbly said: "You are right."

What's wrong is this crumbling world! !

Finally, Han Zhen plucked up his courage and opened it slowly.He twisted the dark purple candy wrapper, looked at the small and cute candy shaped like a small eggplant, and swallowed.

There is a line of words printed on the wrapping paper: braised eggplant flavor, bring you flying deliciousness!

The system said: "Why don't you stop eating?"

Han Zhen shook his head, with a firm face: "No, nothing can stop me from making money!"

The system is silent.

It really wants to say, you are already President JJ's back-door husband, why should you care about the tens of thousands of advertising fees...

Han Zhen put the eggplant-flavored candy into his mouth and chewed it lightly...

--vomit! ! ! !

He almost spit out the overnight meal, his whole face turned pale.He quickly ran upstairs to rinse his mouth and brush his teeth. After drinking the third glass of water, he patted his belly and collapsed on the sofa and said to the system: "I have already imagined the scene of being besieged by readers online in two days."

System: "Huh?"

Han Zhen: "I actually want to sell this kind of candy against my conscience. Tong, I have really fallen, I am not clean."

The system was shocked, "You actually think you have been clean?"

Han Zhen: "..."

Today's lunch content is the Q bomb omelet rice that He Jinran made in advance.The golden-yellow full-bodied eggs soothed Han Zhen's heart hurt by eggplant-flavored vegetable sugar.

He silently threw the remaining candy into the storage room, not daring to give it to He Jinran.

The desire to survive is very strong.He was afraid of killing He Jinran.

As for what was said last night, let it go with the wind like a fart!

As a man, you still need to be open-minded.

……

After dinner, Han Zhen fed AD calcium with two spoons of dog food and a pot of goat milk.He sat in front of the computer and started to stew the delicious meat.

To be honest, he doesn't know how to write this kind of stuff.It's too shameful, with his poor imagination, he can't imagine that kind of terrifying posture that is enough to refresh the three views.

Fortunately, he also has a multi-functional system that has read all the little yellow patterns in the world, and he has begun to educate him about love.

"&&#—beep——The content has been blocked due to the relevant laws and regulations of xx."

Read it systematically, and Han Zhen added some metaphors to fill in the writing.In just half an hour, a gravy splattered, and a full and filling episode was born!

It is absolutely dazzling to look at, and the blood of the beast is boiling.

After finishing the episode, Han Zhen sent it to Ma Hanguo.He was just about to take a break when he received a call from the manager of Wahaha's advertising and marketing department.

"Our company discussed it here, Mr. Shuangwaiwai, can you write a separate episode for Wahaha?"

Han Zhen pondered for a while, and said, "It's not impossible..."

"The price is negotiable! I heard that Mr. Shuang Wai Wai's book is about to be published. We will buy two thousand copies and put them in the company building to cultivate the corporate culture. What do you think?"

Han Zhen: "..."

Sudden fear.

company culture? ? ?Wahaha, will the employees go on the path of crime after reading the extra article he just coded...

Han Zhen wanted to refuse, but the other manager thought he thought it was too little, so he hurriedly said to buy [-] copies.He was so scared that he could only agree, thinking that he couldn't hurt those immature flowers of Wahaha anymore.

After hanging up the phone, he began to conceive of this chapter of an advertisement specially written for Wahaha.

Recently, because he has taken too many advertisements, his technique of placing advertisements has become so perfect that it seamlessly connects.

In the finale, Gong and Shou lived happily together.Among the many snacks shipped from modern times, Shoududu’s favorite is AD calcium.

Snow white and thick, never tire of drinking.

And relying on selling snacks has become the richest man in ancient times.On this day, he said to Shou: "Daughter-in-law, I finally let you live the life of a rich man! Are you moved?!"

Shou sneered, "You bastard, let me drink a bottle of AD calcium every day, is this still called rich?"

Gong: "Then what do you think the life of the rich is like?"

Shou: "He has a tank full of AD calcium milk. If he wants to drink it every day, he just takes a scoop and drinks it, tsk tsk tsk, a rich man."

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……

Han Zhen sent the finished episode to the manager for a preview, and was so happy that the other party sent him a big red envelope.

Manager: Teacher Shuangwaiwai, you are truly a genius!

Han Zhen: That's not true.

Manager: Teacher Shuangwaiwai, you are too modest!

Han Zhen: ...

Manager: Teacher Shuangwaiwai, when will you start a new article?I also want to ask you to advertise!

Han Zhen: The new article I plan to publish seems not suitable for advertising.

The latest trend element is farming.Han Zhenkai wrote an article on farming after a disaster in the last days, so that Xiao Gong could live a happy life of self-sufficiency.

After declining the manager Wahaha, he started to code the outline of the new article and study how to promote the new article by the way.

Nowadays, after writing a new article, many authors will hold a Weibo lottery and forward it to attract readers.

Han Zhen thinks this is a good idea. The box of eggplant-flavored vegetable candy is worrying that no one will eat it. It would be a pity to waste it. Why not give it away through a lottery.

System: "Are you trying to poison your readers?"

Han Zhen: "No way! I'm reposting this seriously!"

The system closed the coffin and concluded: "The black-hearted author is cool."

"you……"

Han Zhen was furious.

He now has 50 followers on Weibo, and he doesn't believe that no one wants to eat this eggplant-flavored candy!

Han Zhen quickly posted the new copy and reposted the lucky draw on Weibo.After a few clicks of Ding Dong, a lot of like messages popped up, and he said triumphantly, "Look, this is the celebrity effect, even if I give shit, people will eat it."

system:"……"

This baby swelled.

It was rare for Han Zhen to go back to Weibo, so he checked the headlines by the way.A headline titled "Have you eaten the dog food of the little yellow car today?" came into view.

He took a look, and what the fuck, the photo with the picture was actually him and He Jinran!

It is estimated that it was secretly photographed when I came back from the gym that day.Two big, five big and three thick men, one is riding, and the other is sitting in the front basket.Although the light was a bit dim, they could barely see their faces clearly.

The comment is "999".

"Sure enough, all the good-looking men these days are going to have sex."

"Jealousy separates my walls."

"A girl like me can't even fit in that car basket... How small is that man's butt??"

Han Zhen was very happy when he saw it, "The eyes of the people are sharp! Look, they are all complimenting my small butt!"

The system sighed deeply, "Silly boy, is a small butt something to be proud of?"

Han Zhen thought for a while and said, "Maybe I am the chosen one."

system:"……"

It was the chosen little ass to attack.

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Han Zhen continued to browse Weibo.He also discovered the function of private messages, and saw N private messages sent to him by Li Dahai.

He originally thought that he had never seen Li Dahai in this world, but he didn't expect that it was because Li Dahai couldn't see him.

Dahai said that he is a big fan of Shuang Wai Wai, and he always wants to see Shuang Wai Wai in his dreams.

This greatly satisfied Han Zhen's vanity.

Hehe, I didn't expect Li Dahai to have today.

So Han Zhen replied casually that he might hold a book signing event in traditional Chinese on Wanwan Island, and if he could come, he could meet him.

Li Dahai didn't reply, probably not online.Han Zhen closed the page and continued coding the outline of the new book.

evening.

He Jinran went home to cook.

Two people and one dog had a harmonious and delicious dinner.Han Zhen swiped Weibo while eating, and said, "Do you know that the photo of us riding the little yellow car was on the headlines of Weibo?"

"I know." He Jinran said concisely.

"Hey, why can't I find it now?"

He Jinran paused for a while, and said very naturally: "Oh, I told the secretary to delete it."

Han Zhen: "...It turns out that Sina is also your property."

excuse me.

"That's not true." He Jinran said casually, "It's just that JJ signed a cooperation contract with Sina, and I'm familiar with their boss."

Today's dinner table has delicious braised eggplant.But Han Zhen didn't know why he didn't stick a chopstick into the eggplant.

He Jinran frowned, and said, "Baby, you can't be picky eaters."

Han Zhen wanted to cry, "Stop making eggplants, okay? I don't want to see it now."

"Oh?" He Jinran smiled slightly, "I remember someone said they wanted to give me an eggplant-flavored kiss."

Han Zhen immediately said: "I still prefer your lychee flavor!"

He Jinran rewarded him with an eggplant with chopsticks in satisfaction, "The baby is so good."

Han Zhen: "..."

You can be a person.

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At night, the two go to bed.

Pull the light.

Han Zhen felt very tired, and in the middle of the night he heard He Jinran leaning into his ear and saying, "Baby, I'm very hungry, I want to drink grandma~"

Han Zhen slapped him and said impatiently, "What grandma?"

"Shuangwaiwai, AD calcium is also fine."

Han Zhen turned over and said, "It's in the refrigerator, you can get it yourself."

Soon, Han Zhen fell asleep again.

Soon, Han Zhen was awakened by a strange feeling.

In the pitch-black night, I saw a fluffy, marinated egg-like head fluttering under the quilt.

"What do you want to do? Don't take off my pants!!!"

He Jinran raised his head and smiled innocently: "Didn't the baby let me fetch it myself?"

Han Zhen: "..."

I'm afraid he won't be able to look directly at Shuang Wai Wai and AD Calcium from now on.