Crispy duck system [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 65
There is no problem that cannot be solved with one shot.If not, then a few more shots.
Comrade He Jinran deeply penetrated this point of view in practical activities, which made Comrade Xiao Han very sad.
Why did he get into the car of this big villain again!
System: "It's probably a refusal or a welcome."
"No, I'm a chaste gong!"
Han Zhen's shattered self-esteem was hit again, I saw him supporting his waist and trying to climb down from the leather seat.
However, in the next second, he fell back miserably...
"Zhen'er, what's wrong with you!?"
He Jinran quickly opened the car door and hugged him. Seeing his Taoist companion so tired, he was satisfied and distressed, and said softly, "Zhen'er, do you want to pee? I'll get you here."
Han Zhen: "..."
Please die immediately.
"No, I don't want to pee." He said weakly, "I'm going to refuel the car."
"Come on?" He Jinran asked suspiciously, "Why come on?"
"Uh..." Han Zhen thought of a more appropriate metaphor, "Just like you usually need spiritual power to fly with a sword, this car needs gasoline to continue driving."
"But I usually don't need spiritual power to fly with the sword."
Han Zhen: "Then how do you fly?"
He Jinran: "Fly by feeling."
Han Zhen: "Excuse me."
Then He Jinran hugged Han Zhen by the waist, and helped him to get the fuel pipe in a very shameful gesture, and filled up the car.
Han Zhen sighed and said, "I don't know how far I can drive with such a little fuel. It would be great if I could take the entire gas station with me."
"Yes." He Jinran raised his hand, and he put the entire gas station, including the underground oil storage, into the storage space.
Only one military off-road vehicle was left standing desolately in the large circular pit.It was as if a meteorite had just hit the ground here.
Han Zhen was stunned, and murmured: "Boss..."
When he looked at Daoist Yin Xu, who was dressed in fluttering white clothes, he felt that everything was pleasing to the eye.
"Jin, Jinran, can you get this car up there?"
This big pit is deep and sloping, even an off-road vehicle may not be able to climb it.
"Ok."
He Jinran waved his hand lightly, and the two of them and the off-road vehicle moved to the flat ground in an instant.
Although this skill is just a simple little spell in practice, it is simply a big deal in this last world!
As long as Daoist Yin Xu is around, Han Zhen can easily complete the tasks in this world.
Han Zhen no longer has any resentment in his heart.Yes, he is such a kind man who easily forgives others.Now he can't wait to become the leg pendant of Taoist Yin Xu.
The system was proud, "Look, this is the ultimate golden thigh."
Han Zhen nodded approvingly, "I misunderstood you, Tong, I didn't expect you to be so kind to me."
The system is silent.
Alas, I don't know if I should tell this child the truth.Forget it, let’s not talk about it, after all, his host is still a baby...
He Jinran asked Han Zhen if he wanted to ride directly on his flying sword.With the flying speed of his Yujian, it is estimated that he can reach that Haibei Island in less than 10 minutes.
But Han Zhen didn't want to attract attention, and said wittily, "I'm dizzy with the sword."
"Ok."
Taoist Yin Xu couldn't bear to let his favorite little Taoist companion suffer a little bit, so he had to agree.
After rectifying, the two got into the car and continued to set off.
Han Zhen underestimated He Jinran's intelligence. He only learned how to drive after watching Han Zhen's driving for a while, and his driving skills were even more experienced than that of an old driver.
The two took turns driving for half a day, and soon it was noon.Taoist Yin Xu is a cultivator of immortals, and he does not eat fireworks in the world.Han Zhen is different, he doesn't even have any cultivation base, and he can't even eat Bigu Dan, so he still has to eat those snacks in the back seat of the car to fill his stomach.
He Jinran frowned and said, "These filthy things are harmful to the body after eating."
"I know." Han Zhen said while chewing Wangzai's steamed buns, "But if you don't eat these, would you let me drink the Northwest Wind?"
The strenuous exercise they had in the morning made Han Zhen even more hungry.
"Is there a place here that sells fresh ingredients?" He Jinran said, "I can cook for myself."
"forget it."
Even though "He Jinran" has great cooking skills, what is in front of him is Daoist Yin Xu, who is born with a spiritual body.Han Zhen felt that he might not even drink breast milk since he was born, let alone cook.
After eating something casually, the two continued on their way.Taoist Yin Xu was very curious about the love song playing on the stereo, and said, "Are people here so unrestrained? Can you say something like I want to marry you today?"
Han Zhendao: "It's more unrestrained than yours."
He suddenly looked at Han Zhen intently and said, "Then I will marry you today."
Han Zhen: "..."
This is not easy for him to answer.
He Jinran continued to himself, "No, I have already become a Taoist couple with you... In the secular world, I should be considered married to you."
Han Zhen: "Yeah."
He Jinran: "These days, do you miss me every day?"
Han Zhen: "Yeah."
I can see you almost every day, what a ghost.
He Jinran said in a low voice, "I definitely don't miss you."
Han Zhen: "Yeah."
He Jinran finally discovered the perfunctory behavior of his Taoist companion, and glared angrily: "Hmm, try again?"
Han Zhen was driving, and leaned over to kiss the man on the face. "Baji".
He Jinran stopped being angry and said, "I still want it!"
Han Zhen: "What do you want?"
He Jinran: "Fuck you."
Han Zhen: "One cannot be so greedy."
"Baji", "Baji", "Baji".
He Jinran showed off: "If you don't give it to me, I'll get it myself!"
Han Zhen: "..."
He has been a little deaf recently, and almost heard "If you don't give it to me, I'll squeeze it myself".
************************
Twilight fell.
Because they want to avoid cities with huge traffic, they can only follow the navigation to detour to villages and towns.I encountered many zombies along the way, but Han Zhen was often instantly killed by He Jinran before he even took a second look.
In He Jinran's words, "Don't let such filthy things dirty Zhen'er's eyes."
All the way south, nuclear pollution is not so serious.The weather in these areas is obviously much better than the places we passed by before. The gorgeous shrimp-red sunset glow in the evening dyes the sky into a very beautiful color, as if this is not a desolate apocalypse, but an ordinary leisure evening.
Han Zhen couldn't help sighing: "If it weren't for human greed, people in the north would also be able to enjoy such a beautiful scenery."
He Jinran was noncommittal and said, "Let me drive instead."
Han Zhen opened the car door and stepped down, stepped on the dirt in the countryside, and said, "Did you hear anything?"
"Looks like something is coming."
He Jinran's face was flat, not panicking at all.
Bang bang bang!
There was a faint tremor on the ground.
"Damn it, there was an earthquake?!"
The thing was getting closer, and Han Zhen could clearly feel the ups and downs of his feet on the ground.With such a weight, the earth shakes and the mountains shake...
A wobbly giant sow came into view.
It seems to have eaten hormone feed, and the whole pig is almost as tall as the small bungalow next to it.Four thick fat legs stepped on the ground, sinking one hole after another.
Han Zhen was stunned, what kind of magic sow is this?
He Jinran said happily: "It just happened to kill it and give you a tonic."
Han Zhen hesitated and said, "I feel like this is a zombie pig...it might be polluted, otherwise ordinary sows wouldn't be able to grow so big."
"Ok."
He Jinran looked disappointed and waved his hands casually.
The fat sow fell to the ground.Several buildings were crushed.
He Jinran said, "I'll look around here, maybe I can find some food."
"Then, then I will follow you!"
Han Zhen was a little afraid of encountering zombies.
"You must follow me, idiot. This place is so dangerous, you must not stay half a step away from me." He Jinran added: "It's better to stick to me."
Han Zhen: "..."
This seems to be a small village with a very backward economy.There are small bridges and flowing water, and there are large areas of barren farmland as far as the eye can see.Probably once lived a self-sufficient agricultural production life.
There are a few sparse houses scattered on the street.
Han Zhen picked a building that looked pretty good, and said to He Jinran, "Go here?"
He Jinran shook his head, took him by the hand and walked into a small dilapidated wooden house.
"I have divine consciousness, and I see that there is food here."
The wooden house seems to be a place specially used to store food.An automatic generator has been installed in the small courtyard, so the freezer in the cabin is still running.
Rural people with conditions like to install generators in their homes.Because of the inconvenient transportation in the village, there was no one to repair the occasional power outage during a heavy rain or something.
There are several bags of farm rice piled up in the corner of the wooden house.Hoes and other farming tools hang on the walls.
There is also a handful of wild vegetables that have dried up on the ground.
Han Zhen glanced at the freezer and found that it contained not only frozen fish, frozen meat, quick-frozen dumplings, etc., but also a lot of popsicles.He got excited and reached out to grab a piece of crushed ice.
He Jinran frowned, "This thing is cold and not suitable for consumption."
"You don't understand." Han Zhen looked at him with sympathetic eyes, "Oh, now that I think about it, people who are cultivators are also pitiful, and they can't eat delicious food."
"It's okay." He Jinran said seriously, "I'm very happy to see you eating."
Han Zhen has become numb to He Shiqing's words.
"How did your mouth grow? So good at talking?"
He Jinran was at a loss: "I don't know how it grew."
Han Zhen sighed helplessly, "How did it grow into my heart?"
Daoist Yin Xu, who has always been domineering and cold, was a little shy.
"Okay, okay, I'm starving to death, it's important to eat."
Han Zhen broke the ambiguous atmosphere by clutching his growling stomach.
He Jinran put the freezer and rice into the storage space together.Han Zhen searched around the house, and he found a jar of pickled spicy cabbage.
"Wow, this is super delicious!"
And a jar of homemade chili sauce.
Han Zhen urged: "Go look in the house, there should be a pot!"
It's a pity that he hasn't eaten a serious meal for several days.
Comrade He Jinran deeply penetrated this point of view in practical activities, which made Comrade Xiao Han very sad.
Why did he get into the car of this big villain again!
System: "It's probably a refusal or a welcome."
"No, I'm a chaste gong!"
Han Zhen's shattered self-esteem was hit again, I saw him supporting his waist and trying to climb down from the leather seat.
However, in the next second, he fell back miserably...
"Zhen'er, what's wrong with you!?"
He Jinran quickly opened the car door and hugged him. Seeing his Taoist companion so tired, he was satisfied and distressed, and said softly, "Zhen'er, do you want to pee? I'll get you here."
Han Zhen: "..."
Please die immediately.
"No, I don't want to pee." He said weakly, "I'm going to refuel the car."
"Come on?" He Jinran asked suspiciously, "Why come on?"
"Uh..." Han Zhen thought of a more appropriate metaphor, "Just like you usually need spiritual power to fly with a sword, this car needs gasoline to continue driving."
"But I usually don't need spiritual power to fly with the sword."
Han Zhen: "Then how do you fly?"
He Jinran: "Fly by feeling."
Han Zhen: "Excuse me."
Then He Jinran hugged Han Zhen by the waist, and helped him to get the fuel pipe in a very shameful gesture, and filled up the car.
Han Zhen sighed and said, "I don't know how far I can drive with such a little fuel. It would be great if I could take the entire gas station with me."
"Yes." He Jinran raised his hand, and he put the entire gas station, including the underground oil storage, into the storage space.
Only one military off-road vehicle was left standing desolately in the large circular pit.It was as if a meteorite had just hit the ground here.
Han Zhen was stunned, and murmured: "Boss..."
When he looked at Daoist Yin Xu, who was dressed in fluttering white clothes, he felt that everything was pleasing to the eye.
"Jin, Jinran, can you get this car up there?"
This big pit is deep and sloping, even an off-road vehicle may not be able to climb it.
"Ok."
He Jinran waved his hand lightly, and the two of them and the off-road vehicle moved to the flat ground in an instant.
Although this skill is just a simple little spell in practice, it is simply a big deal in this last world!
As long as Daoist Yin Xu is around, Han Zhen can easily complete the tasks in this world.
Han Zhen no longer has any resentment in his heart.Yes, he is such a kind man who easily forgives others.Now he can't wait to become the leg pendant of Taoist Yin Xu.
The system was proud, "Look, this is the ultimate golden thigh."
Han Zhen nodded approvingly, "I misunderstood you, Tong, I didn't expect you to be so kind to me."
The system is silent.
Alas, I don't know if I should tell this child the truth.Forget it, let’s not talk about it, after all, his host is still a baby...
He Jinran asked Han Zhen if he wanted to ride directly on his flying sword.With the flying speed of his Yujian, it is estimated that he can reach that Haibei Island in less than 10 minutes.
But Han Zhen didn't want to attract attention, and said wittily, "I'm dizzy with the sword."
"Ok."
Taoist Yin Xu couldn't bear to let his favorite little Taoist companion suffer a little bit, so he had to agree.
After rectifying, the two got into the car and continued to set off.
Han Zhen underestimated He Jinran's intelligence. He only learned how to drive after watching Han Zhen's driving for a while, and his driving skills were even more experienced than that of an old driver.
The two took turns driving for half a day, and soon it was noon.Taoist Yin Xu is a cultivator of immortals, and he does not eat fireworks in the world.Han Zhen is different, he doesn't even have any cultivation base, and he can't even eat Bigu Dan, so he still has to eat those snacks in the back seat of the car to fill his stomach.
He Jinran frowned and said, "These filthy things are harmful to the body after eating."
"I know." Han Zhen said while chewing Wangzai's steamed buns, "But if you don't eat these, would you let me drink the Northwest Wind?"
The strenuous exercise they had in the morning made Han Zhen even more hungry.
"Is there a place here that sells fresh ingredients?" He Jinran said, "I can cook for myself."
"forget it."
Even though "He Jinran" has great cooking skills, what is in front of him is Daoist Yin Xu, who is born with a spiritual body.Han Zhen felt that he might not even drink breast milk since he was born, let alone cook.
After eating something casually, the two continued on their way.Taoist Yin Xu was very curious about the love song playing on the stereo, and said, "Are people here so unrestrained? Can you say something like I want to marry you today?"
Han Zhendao: "It's more unrestrained than yours."
He suddenly looked at Han Zhen intently and said, "Then I will marry you today."
Han Zhen: "..."
This is not easy for him to answer.
He Jinran continued to himself, "No, I have already become a Taoist couple with you... In the secular world, I should be considered married to you."
Han Zhen: "Yeah."
He Jinran: "These days, do you miss me every day?"
Han Zhen: "Yeah."
I can see you almost every day, what a ghost.
He Jinran said in a low voice, "I definitely don't miss you."
Han Zhen: "Yeah."
He Jinran finally discovered the perfunctory behavior of his Taoist companion, and glared angrily: "Hmm, try again?"
Han Zhen was driving, and leaned over to kiss the man on the face. "Baji".
He Jinran stopped being angry and said, "I still want it!"
Han Zhen: "What do you want?"
He Jinran: "Fuck you."
Han Zhen: "One cannot be so greedy."
"Baji", "Baji", "Baji".
He Jinran showed off: "If you don't give it to me, I'll get it myself!"
Han Zhen: "..."
He has been a little deaf recently, and almost heard "If you don't give it to me, I'll squeeze it myself".
************************
Twilight fell.
Because they want to avoid cities with huge traffic, they can only follow the navigation to detour to villages and towns.I encountered many zombies along the way, but Han Zhen was often instantly killed by He Jinran before he even took a second look.
In He Jinran's words, "Don't let such filthy things dirty Zhen'er's eyes."
All the way south, nuclear pollution is not so serious.The weather in these areas is obviously much better than the places we passed by before. The gorgeous shrimp-red sunset glow in the evening dyes the sky into a very beautiful color, as if this is not a desolate apocalypse, but an ordinary leisure evening.
Han Zhen couldn't help sighing: "If it weren't for human greed, people in the north would also be able to enjoy such a beautiful scenery."
He Jinran was noncommittal and said, "Let me drive instead."
Han Zhen opened the car door and stepped down, stepped on the dirt in the countryside, and said, "Did you hear anything?"
"Looks like something is coming."
He Jinran's face was flat, not panicking at all.
Bang bang bang!
There was a faint tremor on the ground.
"Damn it, there was an earthquake?!"
The thing was getting closer, and Han Zhen could clearly feel the ups and downs of his feet on the ground.With such a weight, the earth shakes and the mountains shake...
A wobbly giant sow came into view.
It seems to have eaten hormone feed, and the whole pig is almost as tall as the small bungalow next to it.Four thick fat legs stepped on the ground, sinking one hole after another.
Han Zhen was stunned, what kind of magic sow is this?
He Jinran said happily: "It just happened to kill it and give you a tonic."
Han Zhen hesitated and said, "I feel like this is a zombie pig...it might be polluted, otherwise ordinary sows wouldn't be able to grow so big."
"Ok."
He Jinran looked disappointed and waved his hands casually.
The fat sow fell to the ground.Several buildings were crushed.
He Jinran said, "I'll look around here, maybe I can find some food."
"Then, then I will follow you!"
Han Zhen was a little afraid of encountering zombies.
"You must follow me, idiot. This place is so dangerous, you must not stay half a step away from me." He Jinran added: "It's better to stick to me."
Han Zhen: "..."
This seems to be a small village with a very backward economy.There are small bridges and flowing water, and there are large areas of barren farmland as far as the eye can see.Probably once lived a self-sufficient agricultural production life.
There are a few sparse houses scattered on the street.
Han Zhen picked a building that looked pretty good, and said to He Jinran, "Go here?"
He Jinran shook his head, took him by the hand and walked into a small dilapidated wooden house.
"I have divine consciousness, and I see that there is food here."
The wooden house seems to be a place specially used to store food.An automatic generator has been installed in the small courtyard, so the freezer in the cabin is still running.
Rural people with conditions like to install generators in their homes.Because of the inconvenient transportation in the village, there was no one to repair the occasional power outage during a heavy rain or something.
There are several bags of farm rice piled up in the corner of the wooden house.Hoes and other farming tools hang on the walls.
There is also a handful of wild vegetables that have dried up on the ground.
Han Zhen glanced at the freezer and found that it contained not only frozen fish, frozen meat, quick-frozen dumplings, etc., but also a lot of popsicles.He got excited and reached out to grab a piece of crushed ice.
He Jinran frowned, "This thing is cold and not suitable for consumption."
"You don't understand." Han Zhen looked at him with sympathetic eyes, "Oh, now that I think about it, people who are cultivators are also pitiful, and they can't eat delicious food."
"It's okay." He Jinran said seriously, "I'm very happy to see you eating."
Han Zhen has become numb to He Shiqing's words.
"How did your mouth grow? So good at talking?"
He Jinran was at a loss: "I don't know how it grew."
Han Zhen sighed helplessly, "How did it grow into my heart?"
Daoist Yin Xu, who has always been domineering and cold, was a little shy.
"Okay, okay, I'm starving to death, it's important to eat."
Han Zhen broke the ambiguous atmosphere by clutching his growling stomach.
He Jinran put the freezer and rice into the storage space together.Han Zhen searched around the house, and he found a jar of pickled spicy cabbage.
"Wow, this is super delicious!"
And a jar of homemade chili sauce.
Han Zhen urged: "Go look in the house, there should be a pot!"
It's a pity that he hasn't eaten a serious meal for several days.
You'll Also Like
-
Lord Era: I, The Strongest Lord Of The Abyss!
Chapter 1659 1 hours ago -
The journey of film and television world is endless
Chapter 674 3 hours ago -
Plane Supplier: People in high martial arts, trade in the heavens
Chapter 136 4 hours ago -
You called me a demon cultivator and forced me to crawl. Why are you crying when I join the Demon Se
Chapter 397 4 hours ago -
Magic Industrial Age
Chapter 324 4 hours ago -
Knight Lord: Start with Daily Intelligence
Chapter 266 4 hours ago -
When the Saint comes, she does not collect food
Chapter 759 4 hours ago -
Swallowed Star: Drawing Talents
Chapter 715 4 hours ago -
Leaving the Game for a Million Years: I'm the Human Race's Holy Emperor
Chapter 1160 4 hours ago -
Starting as the young master of a medicine shop, he practiced swordsmanship for twenty years
Chapter 257 4 hours ago