Getting married really delayed my chasing stars

After tidying up for a few days, Luo Xiaosong adjusted the dress to the state he was most satisfied with, and then carefully mentioned this matter to Zhuang Zhi in the nanny's car on the return trip after work.

Luo Xiaosong said coyly: "Brother, that's...the clothes you're going to wear for the film festival. You haven't tried them on yet. Time is running out. When are you going to try them on?"

"Just a day or two." Zhuang Zhi smiled.Say: "Several brands sent me their new models for next season, but I can't see any difference, do you have any good suggestions?"

Luo Xiaosong took a deep breath and said, "It's actually like this. I made a dress before, which is very suitable for the film festival. I have pictures on my mobile phone. If you don't mind, brother, you can take a look."

Zhuang Zhi said, "Okay, let me take a look."

Luo Xiaosong turned on the phone and showed Zhuang Zhi those photos as if he were offering a treasure.

Zhuang Zhi thought, reject him and let him know that society is so dark and people's hearts are so sinister!

Then Luo Xiaosong got a little closer, looked at Zhuang Zhi expectantly with his wide eyes wide open, the aroma of strawberry ice cream hit his face again, Zhuang Zhi was a little dazed for a moment, but he opened his mouth without making any sound.

"Brother, what's the matter?" Luo Xiaosong's soft voice reached Zhuang Zhi's ears, and suddenly there was another violent attack. Zhuang Zhi's anger that had been secretly suffocating for many days suddenly disappeared, and he even wanted to close his eyes and look at Luo. Komatsu's design is mindless.

With Zhuang Zhi’s very insensitive aesthetics to fashion, he just thinks that a suit is a suit, they are all similar, and he has seen it once, and there is no surprise. It is a test for him to brag about it .

So Zhuang Zhi kept silent, staring at the picture on the phone screen.

Luo Xiaosong thought he was serious, so he boasted without shame: "The design of this suit is more British, which can reflect the elegant, noble and gentle temperament of my brother. I bought the fabric from the UK specially, and it is 100% Pure guanaco fur, light, breathable, and straight. The buttons are made of cow horn, and each one is hand-polished by myself. I am too embarrassed to boast about the design and tailoring, but you will know it when you put it on! It will definitely make my brother Like 007, jumping up and down the plane and maintaining a handsome appearance! Although it is a finished product and not customized, when I made it, it was made according to the standard figure of the male model 189. Brother, you don’t need to make any major changes! Try it on. , and it doesn’t cost money.”

Zhuang Zhi, who didn't know how to praise at first, saw Luo Xiaosong's eyes full of anticipation, and finally his acting skills were overwhelming, his eyes were full of approval, and he said: "It looks really different, it's so beautiful, then you can bring it here tomorrow and I will try it on." Bar."

"Oh my God!" Luo Xiaosong didn't expect to get permission so easily, and immediately became excited, his eyes were bent into two little moons, and he cheered, "Thank you brother! Brother, you are the best!"

Zhuang Zhi shook his head, and whispered to himself: "I'm also unprincipled..."

But Luo Xiaosong didn't hear it, he suppressed his excitement, and said: "I will measure you when I go back, suits are different from other clothes, you must make accurate adjustments to make them look good. "

"Okay." Seeing Luo Xiaosong so happy, Zhuang Zhi didn't care about unprincipled things with him, and became happy too.

Liu An, who was sitting in the co-pilot, quietly complained about Zhuang Zhi in her heart: I don't believe you can really see the difference between this one and the ones sent to you by other brands. Sure enough, love makes people dizzy.

When they arrived at Zhuang Zhi's house, Liu An, who was blinded by the sour smell of love, ran away quickly, and Luo Xiaosong happily followed Zhuang Zhi into the bedroom again, and said, "Brother, I need to take some full-body photos of you first, Please stand with your arms outstretched and your head as high as you can."

Zhuang Zhi followed suit very cooperatively. Luo Xiaosong took the mobile phone to find all angles and took a complete picture. Each picture was quite beautiful, so he randomly picked two pictures and sent them to Brother Zhuang quickly. one line.

[Luo Xiaosong: My brother is so good-looking in casual photos, hurry up and get into the pit! 】

Then Luo Xiaosong didn't have time to chat nonsense, so he put down his phone and said to Zhuang Zhi, "Okay, brother, let's have a measurement."

Zhuang Zhi said, "Hey, I don't seem to have a tape measure at home."

"I brought it." Luo Xiaosong was ready for Zhuang Zhi's consent when he went out in the morning, and had already thrown the tape measure box into his backpack.

After fumbling around in the messy bag with one hand for a long time, Luo Xiaosong finally found a small square box, immediately took it out, held it in front of Zhuang Zhi's eyes, and said with a smile, "I found it!"

The moment he saw what Luo Xiaosong was holding, Zhuang Zhi's face was covered with black lines.

Two seconds later, Luo Xiaosong was surprised that the air was very quiet. He took a closer look and finally saw what kind of small square box it was - it was written on it: three packs.Ultra-thin, ultra-slippery, and ultra-sensitive.

Zhuang Zhi: ...

Luo Xiaosong:? ? ?

Avoid, contra-pregnancy-condom? !

When did this thing come into my bag! ! !

Luo Xiaosong couldn't help but yelled "Ah", and immediately said: "Brother! Things are not what you think! Listen to my explanation!"

Zhuang Zhi also looked confused, took a deep breath to calm himself down, and then suddenly wanted to laugh.He knew that Luo Xiaosong definitely didn't buy this thing and put it in his bag, otherwise this little guy wouldn't be more frightened than he received.Besides, Zhuang Zhi didn't think that this silly and innocent boy would always keep such things in his bag.

But he wanted to hear how Luo Xiaosong wanted to explain it.

So Zhuang Zhi raised his eyebrows and looked at Luo Xiaosong with folded arms.

Luo Xiaosong glanced at Zhuang Zhi's expression, his heart was beating so fast that it was about to explode, and only then did he realize that he was still holding that box of things in front of Zhuang Zhi's eyes.Luo Xiaosong suddenly felt like he was holding a piece of red-hot iron, and threw it out without thinking.

It's so hard to die, Luo Xiaosong's technique is so coquettish, and he threw it in Zhuang Zhi's face. Zhuang Zhi was caught off guard and was attacked, and he had no time to hide, and then the small box of condoms fell down, and he was a local card In Zhuang Zhi's collar...

The corner of Zhuang Zhi's mouth twitched lightly.

Luo Xiaosong was about to collapse, so he reached out to grab Zhuang Zhi's collar waist and grab back the damn little condom, but because he was too excited, he grabbed Zhuang Zhi's half-pusted chest with one paw, that plump and elastic breast. The pectoral muscles jumped in Luo Xiaosong's claws, and Luo Xiaosong suddenly felt that his fingertips seemed to have slipped over a bump, and his palms were numb.

Zhuang Zhi: ...

Luo Xiaosong:! ! !

Luo Xiaosong was about to explode, he hurriedly withdrew his hand, but in a panic, he used too much force, and he tore open the collar of Zhuang Zhi's T-shirt, exposing half of Zhuang Zhi's shoulder.

Zhuang Zhi turned his head slightly to look at his shoulder, and was speechless for a while.

Luo Xiaosong, who suddenly realized what he had done, felt a bolt from the blue sky. He really broke down this time, and cried out in a crying voice: "No, brother, listen to my explanation!"

Zhuang Zhi pulled back the clothes silently.

"..." Luo Xiaosong was about to cry, and after being frozen for a long time, he backed up to a safe distance and said with a tragic face, "Forget it, I really can't explain it, brother, call the police and arrest me..."

Zhuang Zhi was taken aback by Luo Xiaosong's series of operations. For a while, he really didn't know what he could say. After a long time, Zhuang Zhi slightly opened his lips and uttered a syllable: "You..."

When Luo Xiaosong heard that sound, he felt like he was watching a horror movie, and immediately adopted the stupidest way of responding—turning his head and running away.

However, Zhuang Zhi's actions were more agile, he raised his hand and grabbed Luo Xiaosong's back collar, and Luo Xiaosong instantly turned into a little milk dog without a neck.

The little milk dog turned around pitifully and slowly, the dog's eyes looked at Zhuang Zhi in horror, and then turned his head away immediately.

Zhuang Zhi was really amused by Luo Xiaosong, and he said in a funny and angry way, "What are you doing?"

Luo Xiaosong muttered in a low voice: "I, I didn't do it on purpose!"

Zhuang Zhi said: "Then why are you running? I was the one who was attacked. I didn't run away. Why are you running!"

Hearing these words, Luo Xiaosong's face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, even red all the way to the back of his neck, Zhuang Zhi felt very good when he saw it, and even wanted to laugh.

Zhuang Zhi held back his smile, coughed dryly, pretended to be angry and said, "Turn around."

Then Zhuang Zhi loosened Luo Xiaosong's back collar, Luo Xiaosong's body was stiff, and in extreme panic and grievance, he remembered the origin of this little condom.

This is the box that Xiaoyu stuffed into himself more than a month ago. At that time, Luo Xiaosong threw it into the bag. After a long time since he didn't carry the bag, Luo Xiaosong forgot about it.

Very good, this small set-set has the demeanor of an underground worker. It has been lurking for such a long time, just to kill me today!

"Still in a daze." Zhuang Zhi raised his voice and said, "Turn around and stand obediently."

Luo Xiaosong let out a pitiful moan from his throat, and then turned around slowly, as if he was about to cry.

How could there be such a cute and funny person like Luo Xiaosong in this world?Zhuang Zhi laughed so hard that he could barely breathe, he gritted his teeth forcefully and said, "You're still wronged! I was the one who was thrown in the face by that thing, and I was the one who was attacked in the chest, why are you wronged? Still want to run, a look like I bullied you, if you run out like this today, can I still make it clear?"

Luo Xiaosong didn't want to run away either, because he had never sexually harassed anyone before, so he was so scared that he didn't know how to deal with it...

"I'm sorry... I really didn't do it on purpose..." Luo Xiaosong whispered more and more quietly, even his voice changed, "Then I'll arrest you all, and... there's no way to recover...Brother, you It's useless to be angry...let's call the police..."

Zhuang Zhi thought to himself, you little idiot, didn't you know that you asked me to grab your breasts as compensation? ? ?