I see magical boys transforming every day

"...Whatever you pay, it's impossible, no matter what, I won't torture myself," Lin Donglai turned on the screen again, and handed the phone to the person standing behind him, "Look, a private message on Weibo Heap, mostly this kind of harassment."

"It's too ugly, take it away." Cheng Tianshu raised his hand and waved, he was so hot that he couldn't bear to look directly at him, "It's too ugly to take care of itself, if anyone prints this photo on the poster, it will definitely cause social panic, seawater backflow, and volcanic eruption , mourning everywhere."

Lin Donglai took it back: "How about it, do you understand how I feel?"

Cheng Tianshu said: "Idiot, you don't need to click on the private message, just click on your profile picture to enter the homepage. Isn't there an option to block in the button on the upper right corner of the homepage?"

"Why didn't I remember it just now?" Lin Donglai regretted it, and immediately started a new round of blacklisting.

Soon, after blocking those harassers, he turned on his computer and prepared to write an event article. His company recently organized a retro wedding. Young people like this set very much. Maybe once the promotional article is written, it will attract more business.

The room fell silent, save for the sound of typing on the keyboard.Cheng Tianshu was also working, looking very busy, turning around to make calls on the balcony from time to time.

Lin Donglai concentrated on writing the article, excluding other things from his mind.

But he forgot one thing.He forgot to gag the cat alarm clock.Because I was too focused on my work, I didn't hear the purr of the cat alarm clock 5 minutes before the time.

When Cheng Tianshu came back from the phone call, he just leaned back on the sofa when he suddenly heard "Oh meow, it's ten o'clock Beijing time!"

Afterwards, the cat alarm clock jumped onto the armrest of the sofa where Cheng Tianshu was sitting with graceful catwalks, looking at Cheng Tianshu with a pair of cat eyes.

Cheng Tianshu also looked at the cat reflexively, a little surprised.

One person and one cat stared at each other for a long time.

After that, the cat alarm clock raised its paw again: "Oh meow, it's ten o'clock Beijing time!"

Lin Donglai: "..." Stiff, he needs a forgetting spell to slow down.

The atmosphere fell into embarrassment again.

The cat alarm clock always tells the time during the day. When it finishes reporting, the task is completed, and it comfortably rubs its face on the armrest of the sofa, purring, and curling its tail back and forth, making Lin Dong feel itchy to touch.

Stretching out his hand, he grabbed the cat and put it on his lap. Cheng Tianshu raised his eyebrows: "Is this cat already smart?"

"...It's called Xiao Mi, it's very talented, and it's the pride of our family that it has been the champion of the cat Mandarin contest for three consecutive years." Lin Donglai opened his eyes and told nonsense, very guilty, a fool would believe that cats can tell the time!He also speaks standard Mandarin!

Sure enough, Cheng Tianshu smiled and said, "Then can it still learn English? Look at its talent, it's no problem to pass the [-] in the fourth and sixth grades."

"Oh, it's too good to be true, but [-] points is guaranteed."

"Not bad, promising."

After speaking, the two fell into silence again, staring at each other stiffly...

Cheng Tianshu looked at him unhurriedly, while stretching out his hand to stroke Xiaomi's fur. The tabby cat was rubbed, it was very comfortable, and his face was rubbed against Cheng Tianshu's palm, even though this guy was It is an alarm clock, but it also has all the attributes of a cat except that it does not need to eat, drink and scatter.

Like licking its little chrysanthemum.

The little tongue is pink, and the tabby cat curled up and raised its legs and turned its head, licking and licking with great joy.After licking for a while, she suddenly jumped into Cheng Tianshu's hand, and pointed her furry little butt at his face, as if inviting something.

Cheng Tianshu: "..." He saw a small, round egg that could be seen at a glance - two balls.

Lin Donglai was in a hurry, and hurried up to take Xiaomi away, and he didn't forget to explain: "Don't get me wrong, if a cat wants to show friendliness, it will point its butt towards you and want you to help it... um... .”

"Help it for what?" Cheng Tianshu frowned.

"Help it... lick..." Lin Dong blushed.

"lick?"

"Yes, lick....anus."

"..." Cheng Tianshu couldn't bear this, so he immediately stood up and wiped his hands, not forgetting to apply the hand sanitizer twice.

When he came back, he sat on the sofa with his legs crossed as if nothing had happened, but he didn't have a job, so he continued to stare at Lin Dong.

Lin Donglai was so stared at by him, he grabbed the cat with one hand to prevent it from running around to Cheng Tianshu.

But he would never say it, even if he was beaten to death.

After a while, Cheng Tianshu asked, "You have nothing to say?"

"No, that's it." Lin Donglai kept his mouth shut.

"It's okay, I don't mind," Cheng Tianshu said, taking a look at the cat.

Lin Donglai was surprised: "Really?"

Cheng Tianshu asked, "Do you like cats very much?"

"No, I like dogs," Lin Donglai said righteously. "Dogs represent justice and loyalty, sacrifice and companionship. A man should have a dog."

"But your fingers are sneaking around the cat."

Lin Donglai didn't move his fingers: "Is there any? Is it because you are too short-sighted and double-imaged my fingers on the cat?"

The corner of Cheng Tianshu's mouth twitched, and he said, "I'll go to the company later and come back in the afternoon."

What else could be done, of course he chose to send the person out enthusiastically, Lin Donglai heaved a sigh of relief, he could be temporarily relieved, so he waited for Cheng Tianshu to change his clothes.

When Cheng Tianshu came out of the room again, he was already wearing a suit and leather shoes. He even brought his own leather shoes, no wonder the suitcase was so huge.

The suit lined his figure very well, his thighs and upper arms were tightly wrapped, his chest was tight and thick, but his waist was thin and tight. Viewed from the back, the lines were particularly obvious, typical of a male dog's waist.

I haven't seen him for three months, and Cheng Tianshu's figure seems to be getting better.Lin Donglai silently scored nine points.

She also has good looks, with a high nose and deep eyes, and the lines of her face are sharp and angular. The key is her eyes, which are pure black and pure black, but are hidden under the half-drooped eyelids, seemingly carelessly.

"The shoes are new, don't worry, the floor is not dirty." Cheng Tianshu raised his hand to tie his cuffs, exposing a section of his wrist, and the protruding ulna on the wrist was quite beautiful.

Lin Donglai looked him up and down: "I talked with you before, and I had a psychological shadow. When I saw you wearing a suit, I immediately wanted to bow and shake hands."

"Come on, I don't mind." Cheng Tianshu raised his eyebrows and reached out to him, "Hello, Mr. Lin."

"Forget it, forget it, you'd better go out quickly." Lin Donglai rushed out, please, I really don't want to shake hands anymore, he still wants to be an energetic young man.

"Goodbye." Cheng Tianshu went downstairs with his briefcase.

Lin Dong said, "Goodbye." After the other party left, he immediately went to close the door, turned his head, and stared at Xiaomi——

Xiaomi: "Meow meow???"

Walking over quickly, he hugged Xiao Mi, sat down, and then suddenly buried his head in the soft fur on the cat's back, and took a deep breath.

Ah, consummation.The cat's body temperature came, with the smell of fur, which was inexplicably pleasant.

Lin Donglai has to do this kind of action several times a day, of course, when there is no one around.

Xiao Mi meowed twice and pouted her buttocks.The balls and chrysanthemums are exposed, looking eager, as if wanting to sit directly on his face.

"This is wrong." Lin Donglai blamed it, but he prepared a tissue in his hand, dipped it in warm water, and wiped the cat chrysanthemum carefully, gently, and wiped it repeatedly before letting go.

Xiao Mi is very happy, desire/immortal/desire/death, she is so desperate for Lin Donglai, and he is allowed to suck herself another hundred times.

After smoking cats, I finished writing an article and posted it on the official account. Half of today's task is completed, and the next step is Weibo.The official account writes articles, and Weibo has to be written even more. The boss attaches great importance to both the official account and Weibo, and also regularly checks the number of followers. This is really a bit of pressure.

After all, only Lin Donglai was doing the whole marketing and promotion part.For a good salary and free time, he has to work harder.

When he was on the company's Weibo, he switched accounts and clicked on his own Weibo, and suddenly found that there were already thousands of fans, and there were a lot of harassing and embarrassing chats in the private messages, so he blocked the black ones to say hello.

His hand paused until he clicked on a person whose ID was "Magic World Fortune Teller".

Weibo private message, you can see the latest news without clicking in.

Therefore, he can see the latest message sent to him by the person named "Magic World Fortune Teller":

Excuse me, this magician, do you need divination?

Lin Donglai hesitated for a moment, instead of blocking the other party, he followed the avatar and clicked into the person's homepage.

Unexpectedly, the homepage was blank, and the direct text displayed "The user you visited does not exist".

This is very subtle, he returned to the private message page: Hello?

Soon the message showed "read", and it was sent again: "Hi, I'm a fortune teller. May I ask this magician, do you need a fortune teller?"

Lin Donglai: "..."

He put down his phone and paced back and forth in the living room. Since it showed that the user did not exist, it meant that this "magic world fortune teller" might really mean something.

But after the gay blind date, his identity was already in the open, and the fortune teller in the magic world was in the dark, so he had better be careful.In order to verify, he switched to the company account and searched for "magic fortuneteller" on Weibo. Similarly, there was no search result.

Switching back to his own account again, Lin Donglai read the only three sentences of their conversation over and over again, and could only confirm one thing - the other party knew his identity!

But he has no magical powers, and he is not a magician.

With complicated emotions, Lin Donglai tentatively typed out a sentence: "How to divination?"

The message was immediately displayed as "read", and the reply was swift:

City A, City B, and City C all have face-to-face divination locations, and I can't take care of other provinces for the time being, so I can only use cell phone video and use Tarot divination.

There is such an operation as a video, Lin Donglai asked again: Is there a fee?

Answer over there: Yes, there is a certain labor cost. Are you interested?

Lin Donglai asked: How much is it?

The answer over there: Not much, the price is [-] yuan.

Lin Donglai: "..."

So he withdrew from the chat, changed hands and blocked the other party.

The author has something to say: Fortune Teller: ...My friend, I will tell you that you will be /day/.