[Comprehensive] The daily routine of picking up knives during travel

Zombie No. [-] sat on the ground obediently, kneeling on the ground in the way of "soldier sitting down", and the rest of the accomplice zombies were very lacking in companions and loved to look at the sky and the earth but did not look at him.

Zombie No. 45 is as lonely as snow, obviously they did it together, but in the end it was always him who took the blame. This is probably the sadness of being a big boss. Zombie No. 45 looked up at the sky at [-] degrees and thought so, and felt that this posture was not good. Taiyousang changed to look down at [-] degrees. Before he could pose as a "thinker", he found three or four big holes in his clothes. When he stabbed with the short knife, he immediately felt sad. When he thought of returning to the grave as a big boss and having to mend his clothes, he felt extremely sad. At this moment, his whole body felt a bit of the desolation he wanted. up.

Xiao Ye looked at him left text, and asked aloud: "Why?"

Although the other party only said three words, everyone present knew what the other party was asking.

Zombie No. [-]'s eyes whirled, because the eyes of the zombies were protruding, and they were as big as goose eggs, which was very obvious. It seemed that they were planning some bad idea, Gu Liulang felt vigilant.

Seeing the other party as if he was a showman for a second, his originally arrogant eyes immediately turned pitiful. If it wasn't for sure that the zombie's lacrimal glands had already degenerated, Gu Liulang believed without hesitation that he would see a zombie with open eyes. Zombie No. [-] holding the faucet, Gu Liulang felt goose bumps all over his body when he thought of this scene.

Mr. Zombie No. [-] probably graduated from the Academy of Zombie Drama. He asked California Qingguang for a white handkerchief, wiped away the tears that did not exist in the corner of his eyes, and then began to cry in a crying voice, with a sad breath It seems that it can turn into an entity and hover around the sky, making Gua Liulang think that the other party is going to sing in the next second, and probably the backup dancer zombies think the same way. They have already struck a beat, and there is a classic Michael Jackson dance step, a moonwalk Sliding between Mr. Zombie No. [-] and Xiao Ye Zuo Wenwen, both hands were still wide open, one finger pointed to Xiao Ye Zuo Wenwen, and the other pointed to Zombie No. [-] who was wiping his nose with a handkerchief.It can be said that this magic stroke completely destroyed the atmosphere all at once. The dancing zombie looked left at Xiaoye Zuowen, who was half a head taller than him because of his posture, and then at Mr. Zombie No. [-], whose eyes were already on fire. Then silently bowed his head and backed away.

If it wasn't for the dancing zombie's quick recognition, Gu Liulang thought it would be a duel between dancing and singing, and it was more embarrassing to compare which one.

But thanks also to the episode of Dancing Zombies, Mr. Zombie No. [-] obviously doesn't want to create any atmosphere, so he said directly: "We also just want to go out for a stroll and breathe some fresh air."

Xiaoye Zuowen didn't know the meaning of this sentence, so Gu Liulang explained to him that only by planting plants can zombies come out of the grave.

Xiao Yezuo's text is not the same as California Qingguang, never pretending that there is no generation gap, Xiao Yezuo's text asked very straightforwardly: "Why?"

He really didn't understand, couldn't plants injure zombies?Zombies will wake up only after planting plants. Xiaoye Zuowenzi tapped his right hand with his left hand and made a "suddenly enlightened" expression, "So the zombies are masochists as Brother Zongsan said."

Everyone was surprised, California Qingguang stared at Xiaoye Zuowen, what did his brother teach him?

Zombie No. [-] is naturally not a masochist, he said: "Of course not, to be honest, being shot by a pea shooter really hurts." He showed an exaggerated expression, "But I still hate cherry bombs."

The other zombies also chattered, "I hate piranhas. They have a sticky mouth and bad breath. After being eaten by it, I will take a long bath when I go back."

"In fact, the wall fruit is also very difficult to eat." Another zombie complained, "It smells like flour. I prefer the chicken flavor, and it's crunchy."

In the end, it turned out to be a plant criticism conference, with everything from taste to smell unqualified.

Gu Liulang couldn't bring himself to get the topic back, so in the end he could only let them go.

Xiaoye Zuowenzi has been listening obediently to the side, until they are almost finished talking, and then repeats their own question, but this time Zombie No. [-] did not change the subject, "If we really want to talk, we will not Clearly, from the time we opened our eyes, the goal is this house, which is probably the so-called destiny, just like human beings want to eat."

Xiaoye Zuowen was thoughtful, and didn't say anything, but the expression on his face became more gloomy.

But Zombie No. [-] scratched his face with his long nails, and then looked at him embarrassedly and said: "Well, yes, thank you these days, we had a lot of fun, and those plants let us Let me tell you, thank you."

Hearing this, Xiao Ye's left words froze. He looked as if he wanted to say something, and raised his arm slightly, but then put it down, and said in an extremely small voice: "I am also very happy." But But he added in his heart that he would probably be happier if he didn't knock him out with the conical hat.

Now that the lie was exposed, the zombies planned to leave. Originally, they did not intend to keep Xiao Ye Zuowen to accompany them to play this "Plants vs. Zombies", but because this feeling was too long ago, That's why I get carried away, even those self-proclaimed decent plants have the idea of ​​"wanting to play for a while" in this regard. If this is not the case, the first sunflower seed will not appear on the table. It was seen by Xiaoye Zuowen.

However, the zombies apologized to Xiao Yezuo Wenji for this incident. Naturally, it wasn't all just talking, but they really didn't have any good things, and Xiao Ye Zuo Wenwen didn't really want it, just wanted to get out from here.

Hearing Xiaoye Zuo's appeal, zombies, look at me, I look at you, and finally came forward on behalf of Zombie No. [-], and he said: "I really want to help you, but the only ones who can come and go independently are the cats in the east. And croak..."

Speaking of this, Zombie No. [-] suddenly paused, and turned his head to Gu Liulang a little stiffly. This is one of the people who can enter and exit independently. Of course, Snail Meimei and other friends of Gu Liulang can also, but this is extremely bumpy. Regarding luck, why not just ask Gu Liulang directly?

Gu Liulang naturally didn't care about this, it just so happened that he should also go on a trip, and it would not be difficult to take Xiao Ye Zuo Wenwen out by the way, so he naturally agreed to his request.

However, this matter was settled by Gu Liulang, which does not represent an apology from the zombies. Although Xiao Ye Zuo Wenwen didn't want it, after discussing with each other, the zombies snatched the balloon zombie's balloon and gave it to Xiao Ye Zuo Wenwen. There was a scary big face drawn on the balloon. Xiaoye Zuowen hesitated for a moment, but he accepted it. As soon as he got it, he was almost carried into the sky by the balloon. Hold Xiao Ye Zuo Wenfu, otherwise Xiao Ye Zuo Wenfu will be carried away by the balloon.

Xiaoye Zuowen, who was placed on the ground, felt lingering fear, holding California Qingguang in embarrassment with one hand, and trying to deflate the balloon with the other hand, but in the end, he did not throw away the deflated balloon, but put it close to his body very lovingly, and then Thanking the group of zombies, in addition, the zombies also took out the gift entrusted to them by the plants for Xiaoye Zuowenwen, which was a pack of sunflower seeds.

California Qingguang did not seem so happy about the fact that Gua Liulang was going out with Xiao Ye Zuoziwen. It's a vagabond.

Wandering Fusangshen, there are a lot of sayings similar to urban legends in this pill, such as the saying that you have to eat four or five disobedient short knives a day, it is purely made up by the brother-in-law Awaguchida's Taidao to scare yourself Brothers, but the unified caliber is that a large part of these wandering fusangshen were abandoned by the god judges, even California Qingguang before he was picked up by Gu Liulang, if he hadn't lost his life due to serious injuries at that time In terms of consciousness, it can also be said that he is a wandering Fusangshen, and because of this, he also deeply feels that wandering Fusangshen is extremely easy to fall into the dark.

California Qingguang was not at ease letting Gua Liulang and Xiao Yezuo Wenfu go together. Even though Xiao Ye Zuo Wenfu didn't seem to have much offensive power, he didn't seem to have fallen in the dark. This was out of the most basic concern for Gua Liulang.

Gu Liulang didn't have the feeling of rejecting California Qingguang. He thought about it and came up with a plan to balance both sides. He said to California Qingguang, "Qingguang, come together too."

California Qingguang was a little surprised, widened his eyes slightly, pointed at himself, and asked in a cute tone: "Hey, is it okay?"

"If it turns into a sword and stuffed it in the bag, there should be no problem." Gu Liulang said uncertainly, but in this case, he would have to send Xiaoye Zuowen out and come back immediately.

But there is nothing left and right, Gu Liulang doesn't mind wasting such a little time, and California Qingguang naturally has no objection.

Because since he decided to go early and return early, Gua Liulang did not return to his home, but let California Qingguang and Xiaoye Zuofuji return to his body. California Qingguang naturally had no objection, but Xiaoye Zuowen seemed quite concerned Gua Liulang simply didn't wait for him, and asked Xiaoye Zuowenzi to help stuff California Qingguang into the backpack.

Looking at the capacity of Gu Liulang's small backpack, he showed an expression of disbelief. He wanted to turn over the backpack with his hands, but he hesitated. In the end, it was the fact that Gu Liulang made the opponent into a real sword that made him loose in one breath.

Compared with the fourteen Gua Liulang who are as long as California Kiyomitsu, the size of the dagger is really much friendlier to Gua Liulang, and Gua Liulang easily puts the opponent up.

Then Gu Liulang walked in a random direction based on his feeling.

So Xiao Ye Zuowenwen, who had transformed into a human form again, fell into the embarrassment of not telling Gua Liulang's location before. He looked at this strange place with a rare look of confusion.

Where the hell is this?