[Comprehensive] The daily routine of picking up knives during travel

When the ghost lamp walks, the steps are not big, but the speed is very fast.

Gu Liulang himself, with his small body, can keep up with the ghost lamp's deliberately slowed pace, but he doesn't want to keep the other party waiting for a long time. In addition, after all, the position is the first assistant officer of King Yan Mo. Gu Liulang himself is not quite sure what the position of assistant officer is, but Gongsun Ce, who put the ghost lamp next to Mr. Bao, seems to understand one or two, probably It's the level of busy people who are very busy.

However, there are fundamental differences between the two. If Ghost Lantern, who once went to the Flower Planter’s Hell to study, evaluates Gu Liulang’s analogy, he will probably feel that at least Mr. Bao in the Flower Planter’s Hell next door does not want to be lazy every day. The other party is very conscientious and responsible, completely different from his own.

With this in mind, Gu Liulang sat on California Qingguang's shoulders, followed by Candlestick Cut who was not at ease and followed, but Gu Liulang felt that even with the addition of the one who was about the same height as the ghost lamp, he looked stronger Cut the candlestick, even if the two of them work together, they can't beat the ghost lamp.

Oh, look at that stout mace the size of a candlestick cut waist.

The imposing manner of the ghost lamp made Gua Liulang and the others look like subordinates accompanying the leader to inspect. In addition, it was the first time they met with the ghost lamp, and they were not even acquaintances. Gua Liulang felt that the atmosphere was a bit boring, and immediately Skillfully throwing the pot away, he gave hints to California Qingguang. The considerate California Qingguang received Guai Liulang's idea, and wanted to reject it several times, but as the number of swords around Guai Liulang increased, he wanted to win favor alone There was an arm-wrestling contest with "The Horror Aura of Shaking S", but in the end the former won with difficulty.

California Qingguang cleared his throat, and in Gu Liulang's expectant eyes, he finally uttered only one sentence, "Have you eaten?"

After California Qingguang finished speaking, he felt that he had said the wrong thing. It was afternoon, but it was still early for dinner. They planned to play in Zuo Wenwen's family's farm for a while, and eat barbecue when they were hungry, so logically, the ghost lamp The time point was definitely after dinner, and he asked a meaningless question.

However, although Ghost Lantern looked at California Qingguang a little strangely, he still answered his words.

His cooperation made everyone breathe a sigh of relief, and the atmosphere did not seem so tense.

This is not a strange thing in interpersonal communication, even the Token Fusangshin who has transformed into a human form is not immune.

The first place Gu Liulang went to inspect with the ghost lamp was a hut near the gold mine. The house was occupied by a former salaryman. He was bald, and in order to save his bald hair, he quit his job and concentrated on trying to grow his hair back and restore his handsome appearance.

Gua Liulang doesn't know what the other party's handsome looks are like, but judging from Fang Yuan's face and figure, it has nothing to do with the four words handsome, and every time Gua Liulang sees him When he was young, his hairstyle was quite strange, the most lush one, and the style collided with the one on the top of Lazy's head.

The other party is not the kind of hospitable setting, his temper depends on the thickness of the hair on the top of his head, because he was afraid that the other party would anger the ghost lamp, Gu Liulang told the ghost lamp in advance, and hoped that he would not mind too much.

Ghost Lamp naturally didn't mind, Gu Liulang felt a little guilty for being so talkative, he felt that he shouldn't judge people by their appearance, the other party might not want him to be as dangerous as he acted, but there is a good saying, when necessary, you still have to choose Trust your sixth sense.

But that is not the case today.

But what Gua Liulang didn't expect was that today he was obviously a boy but with double ponytails. It seemed that the hair transplant had been successful, and because he was too happy, he seemed to be a perverted salaryman, but he was talking to ghost lights. joyous.

Ghost Lantern turned a blind eye to his strange shape, on the contrary, he was very adaptable, which surprised Gu Liulang and Token Fusangshen present.

Ghost Lantern recommended to them the web blog of Tianxiegui who is wearing a pink Lolita with two braids.

Everyone looks at the ghost lamp with a longing for the mountains to look up. What a strong willpower this is.

The salaried man is not very satisfied with his current haircut, obviously he only needs to go to the barber for a cut, but he already has to do it himself for the preciousness of his hair, Gu Liulang looked at those strange styles, Already had a premonition of how the other party's hair would be treated horribly.

And the salaried workers still said in grief and indignation: "Stress makes people lose their hair, so I choose to resign."

Gu Liulang thought: No, you only need a pair of scissors, please let your hair go.

Ghost Lantern nodded: "The pressure in the recording department is really great."

The recording department of hell is mainly responsible for recording all the behaviors of human beings in this world from birth to death. Just listening to this makes me feel that the workload is huge, and because of the innate god who is responsible for recording with human beings, the written words are much better than those in this world. The doctor's handwriting is still scribbled, which adds to the difficulty. The supervisor "Ye Jitou" is a model of it, from his professional level to the root of his hair that died of hatred.

Ghost Lantern expressed deep concern about the pressure on the prison guards in the Records Department. The psychological counseling room specially set up for the Records Department did not work well, so it turned out that "the key to the problem is the hair root."

Gu Liulang was actually a little puzzled. He touched his bald hair, and then thought of the wig replaced by frog porcelain, "Is hair really that important?"

Gu Liulang, who was quite confident before, suddenly felt that he would lose his selling point soon without hair.

Hearing this, Gui Deng touched the door of Gu Liulang's bald head, "This needs to be analyzed in detail."

"It's like a hairless dog and a hairy snake."

This metaphor is very graphic. Gu Liulang imagined the scene, and suddenly felt a little chilly. He nodded seriously, and immediately agreed with the ghost lamp, and no longer entangled in the question of whether he has hair or not.

And here, the ghost lamp who gave Gu Liulang a good job of psychological counseling began to record the secrets of hair raising for the salaryman. The salaryman has tried hundreds of times, and it can be said that he is very experienced. To Ghost Lamp, who looks indifferent on the surface, but is already listening to the lecture and taking notes seriously, the hair that he has kept privately has developed into a tutorial, with eighteen lines, each line represents a stage, spanning hundreds of kinds hairstyle.

The impact was so powerful that the ghost lamp looked at the salaried workers in the wrong way. It was a predatory look, which made Gu Liulang tremble a little, but the salaried workers who had lost their keen sense of danger did not feel it at all. I found that I am still sharing my experience about hair.

What a sad human being who has lost his sense of danger.

Gu Liulang looked at the double ponytails of the salaryman with loving and sad eyes and thought.

The conversation between the salaried man and the ghost lamp lasted for an hour. Except for them, Gu Liulang was surprised that he didn't seem to care about their conversation at all, but he was actually listening very seriously. Yes, even though the other party seemed to be right The topic wasn't interesting at all, but the way he touched his hair every now and then gave it away.

It seems that the matter of hair has straddled the three worlds of gods, monsters and demons, and no one can be exempt.

Gu Liulang was in awe.

However, California Qingguang didn't seem to care much about this. He touched his little braids. His hair has always been very good and smooth, and he is qualified to not care about it. If he is asked to endorse some shampoo, Whether it is "DUANG" or "Just So Confident", California Qingguang feels that he will be able to do well.

After they finished talking, Gua Liulang was still very curious about the predatory gaze of the ghost lamp, so he boldly asked.

In fact, Gu Liulang didn't have any hope that the ghost lamp could answer him, but he didn't expect the other party to answer very seriously, "The other party should be a good seedling. If he dies, he can apply for a job as a jailer."

... So, when you were talking, did you already do the interview after the death of the other party?

Gu Liulang complained a little about his incompetence.

After that, the series of actions of the ghost lamp can indeed prove this point.

He is indeed carrying out the inspection activities very seriously, and at the same time he is also very serious about the screening of the future prison guards' reserve.

The other party is very interested in Pokémon, and repeatedly researched Pokémon's special food and other supplies. "A new batch of Pokémon jailers in hell," most of these jailers were assigned to special punishment for abuse The unhappiness of animals, a small part is assigned to the scorching hell and the eight cold hells, "recently there are reports that there seems to be no food that tastes like them."

While recording the main ingredients in Pokémon food, the ghost lamp explained what he was doing now.

This made the other three people present feel that the other party was too conscientious, and it would be fine to send a subordinate to this kind of thing.

But when he looked at the elf ball, he said, "Actually, if you can add steel spikes to this kind of ball, and then roll the dead inside, it should be a good torture tool."

...Shaking, shaking S?

This is no longer the level of shaking S.

Gua Liulang was trembling.

The history of Pokémon is very long, and there is a lot of information. It is impossible for Ghost Lantern to understand everything about Pokémon in such a short time. In addition, Ghost Lantern did not invite too long this holiday. There are other things to do. After he has a general understanding of what this new merged parallel world is all about, he first understands the things he wants to know first, and then postpones the whole plan .

Before the ghost lamp left, Gu Liulang also contributed his Pokémon data set. The ghost lamp came out without bringing other things, but after a few days, Gu Liulang received the snapdragon breeding manual, although their snapdragons are all rough. It’s raised, but the method of raising it inside is really bloody, isn’t it raising plants or raising demons?

Before leaving, Ghost Lamp said something to the snapdragon. Although he didn't take his snapdragon away, Ghost Lamp returned with a full load and was quite satisfied.

Before leaving, Ghost Lantern glanced at California Qingguang and Candlestick Cut, "Pay attention to the news about Xiaohuwan."