[Comprehensive] The daily routine of picking up knives during travel

In the hazy car that was requisitioned as a dressing room, Qingxing Denggua, who was in charge of makeup, was busy, and Kaguya Jigua, who was sitting on the bamboo tube, was holding a gong. After falling asleep, it is used to wake up the other party.

It's not the first time that Qingxing Denggua has been like this. He has often been pestered by Kaguya Jigua to tell stories. When the bubble came out, Kaguya Jigua went to Ibarakigua to complain, and the other party gave her a gong to wake up Qingxing Denggua.

Qing Xingdenggua was responsible for the make-up this time. Jiutungua, Ibarakigua and Yaodaojigua were all wounded, and there was no way to get started. The other croaks really wanted to do it, but Jiutungua didn't trust them, such as Ootengu Gua, who is very interested in talking, will definitely start with his abdominal muscles. The original nine-pack abdominal muscles are drawn into a potbellied poop.

Jiu Tungua still attaches great importance to his own image, originally he wanted to choose to look at Jiang Xuegua who is the strongest, but his hair is really too long, and it is still the kind of soft hair, Qing Xingdeng tried it After a while, it is impossible to get Jiu Tungua's flamboyant hairstyle. It is obviously the same way. It looks like a bag of instant noodles, or more like an octopus wrapped in three layers.

Originally, the hair problem was not very important, just wearing a top wig. The little deer spit out enough wigs after scaring the kappa a few times, but Jiang Xue was tightly wrapped up and dressed like a monk. Let him change Put on his own clothes, obviously his clothes lack a piece of fabric on the chest, but Jiang Xuegua's younger brother Zong Sangua found a piece of fabric for him and sewed it tightly without revealing anything.

How can it be called Jiu Tungua without showing nine-pack abs?

Jiu Tungua was very depressed, and finally chose Zong Sangua at the end.

But he was a step too late, Zong Sangua was booked by Yimu Liangua, and the other party gave a good reason, pointing to his own hair, then pointing to Zong Sangua's hair, the same color, this is fate, he doesn't It's a waste of talent to use yourself as a stand-in.

Of course it’s not just that, among the quacks brought by Gu Liulang, Zong Sangua is the most beautiful, and his hairstyle is also perfect. For Yimuliangua who cares about his hairstyle very much, if he wants to find a Guak to be his actor, he must choose Zong San croaked.

But in fact, Yimuliangua was not injured. If it wasn't for Yaodaogua looking at him pitifully, hoping that someone could accompany the bed, Yimuliangua would have gone to bed by himself. He regarded Yaodaogua as a younger sister, and there is an alternative method. Sometimes, it is natural to regard Yaodao Gua as the first choice.

Everyone knew this, and they didn't say that he wasn't injured and didn't need a substitute.

Since Jiutengua became Jiutendoji, his personality has become more and more flamboyant, and he has become one-sided. Hearing this, he wants to fight, but his full head, wrapped like a dried frog, is not at all. Suitable for a dry fight, he tripped over his own bandage before taking two steps, so he had to back down.

However, he backed down and said harsh words, saying that after waiting, he would find Yimu Liangua to fight, Yimu Liangua shook the straw dragon behind him, and took out a wooden comb to comb his hair , expressing that he has no fear at all.

In the end, Jiu Tun Gua had to choose Qing Guang Gua.

Although they are both knives, when California Qingguang is in human form, he looks thinner than Zong Sanzuo, and this is also reflected in the croaking form, but it must be stronger than the croaking form of a short knife. Many, belonging to the third-sturdiest croaks by far.

Jiu Tungua picks and chooses the third strongest. In fact, he is quite dissatisfied. Qing Guanggua is also quite depressed. As a real swordsman who must kill, he would say, "The bastards who are staring at my naked body... go to hell ...!" This kind of words, although not to this extent, but Qing Guanggua said that he did not want to just wrap a rag around his waist at all.

He puffed up his cheeks depressingly. After the abdominal muscles of the boy's body turned into a white belly, there was not even a trace of muscle. It was round and white, shaking up and down. Although Gu Liulang didn't want to say it, he still Quite cute.

The ingenious Gu Liulang found a piece of cloth that was similar in color to the white belly of California Qingguang, and sewed it together with Jiu Tungua's clothes. Muscle is enough.

Solved the most troublesome thing and the problem of Jiu Tungua, the most troublesome thing, and the rest is much simpler.

The volume and color of Jiang Xuegua's hair are very similar to Ibaraki's. After curling it with a red-hot iron rod, he put a horn on the opponent and tied a blue balloon on his hand, and he was done.

The only episode is that Xiao Yegua said that he also has a balloon, and the shape is especially loved by Ibaraki. After tying it to his brother, Jiang Xuegua almost flew away. It was Kaguya Jigua who quickly held the bamboo tube and pressed Jiang Xuegua. hair, so that the other party did not float out of the car.

Looking at his sister's proficiency in this thing, Ibaraki can guarantee that the other party seems to have been treating him like this for a long time, and he feels a scalp pain.

Yao Dao Gua said that he was not picky, but he still didn't have the thinnest Gu Liulang who had to be looked at. Instead, he chose the latter between Xiao Ye Gua and Yao Yan Gua. The reason was the same as Yimu Lian Gua, although the length was a bit wrong. , but they are all black hair, so they can make do with it, anyway, the number of wigs they robbed from Kappa is quite a lot.

Yao Dao Gua is a women's clothing, but in terms of the appearance of Gua, there is actually no difference between female and female clothes. Well, the greater possibility is that Yao Dao Gua's clothes are not so much clothes, but more like a luxurious loincloth cloth.

Yaoyan Gua couldn't see anything on his face, and he was so calm that other Guaqs couldn't say anything, but Yaodao Gua's hair was too long, which gave him a top-heavy illusion, and he always had the feeling that he could step on it by taking two steps back. He has concerns about his own hair, and he has always used a short knife. He has never used this kind of knife that looks like a Taidao. It may take a long time to adapt.

But what about friendship?

I treat you like a brother, yet you think I'm not strong enough!

Gu Liulang felt that if he didn't choose his demon knife Gua, the boat of friendship between the two of them had capsized, capsized.

But in fact, the remaining Xiaoye Gua and Gua Liulang were not idle either.

Xiao Yegua was attracted by Arakawa Gua, who had inquired about the name of the Lord of Arakawa very early on. Hearing that the Lord of Arakawa had a very violent personality, he had already made up his mind to kneel down and beg for mercy if he encountered him. However, he didn't meet him. Instead, Jiu Tungua and Ibaraki Gua met the original owners, and they were beaten like this, which made him a little worried. Would it be worse if he was caught by the Lord of Arakawa? battle of.

Coincidentally, Yimulian Gua, who had nothing to do, could not participate because of his younger sister Yaodao Gua, so it is not normal for him to use the name of a psychological trauma.

Everyone is very speechless about Arakawa Gua's behavior, but Xiaoye Gua doesn't care. His brothers have already participated. Gua Liulang, Yaoyan Gua and Qingguang Gua were purely used by Gua Liulang just in case, but in the end, he, who should be said to be the rightful owner, was left behind, which made Xiao Yegua feel a little bit sorry.

Arakawa Gua has no hair. Although Xiao Yegua has no particular objection to shaving his head, he only reacts strongly to the two things of "revenge" and "sell him", but Gu Liulang still made a picture for Xiao Yegua. The headgear, the corners and corners are covered with a big fur collar so they can't be seen.

I have to say that Qing Xingdeng's makeup technique can also be called a cult. Basically, it is no different from the deity, except that the eyes are not big enough. She also took a basket of boiled duck eggs, painted them yellow with paint, and cut them in half Finally, a slit was dug in the middle, and eggs were pasted on the eyes one by one. After comparing the difference between real and fake, I painted a layer on the edge of the slit with a brush, and it looked exactly the same.

Sword Fusangshen quacked with duck-egg eyes: ... Yes, it's a little uncomfortable.

For this obscurity car event, it feels like they lost before it started.

Gua Liulang failed to get a character that he could cosplay Dangdang, Yaodao Gua also felt sorry for Gua Liulang for traveling so far, so he stuffed a drum for him, not that Ibaraki Gua gave it to Kaguya Jigua to call The side where Xingqing Xingdenggua told her stories was a drum with demon power, which is said to be able to turn shikigami into frogs in a short time.

But the drum was too big, and it would be easier to let Gu Liulang hold it than to be crushed by the drum. Yao Dao Ji comforted him and said that it was okay, and the demon power in front of Yuzao would ensure that he would grow bigger.

Hearing Yu Zaoqian's name at first glance, Gu Liulang almost blows up his hair like a cat, but he has no hair, so he can't blow it up, and he has goose bumps all over his body.

This, isn't this the activity of Yinyangliao?

Gu Liulang always thought that the organizer was the Yinyang Liao in Heianjing, but he didn't expect the organizer to be the behind-the-scenes boss Tamamomae?Isn't this all of a sudden "a sheep entering the tiger's mouth"?

How can there be such a thing as a brave man who fights against the Demon King, joins the team after going through all kinds of hardships, only to turn around and find himself joining the Demon King's team?

Gu Liulang's proud brain froze for a moment, Yaodao Gua thought that the other party was too excited, yes, compared to them, Gu Liulang was really too small, and always felt like he would be crushed by them if he didn't pay attention. You have to be careful when talking to Gu Liulang, for fear that they will blow each other far away with a single sneeze.

If Gu Liulang knew that the other party thought of him so much, he would definitely roll his eyes regardless of his image. Although he looked a little smaller, it would not be so exaggerated.

But Gu Rokuro calmed down anyway, this is considered to be sneaking into the enemy's army, but the original plan to find Abe Seimei, and then build a good relationship with the other party has to be cancelled, unless there is some unknown secret relationship between Tamazamae and Abe Seimei , otherwise they really have nothing to do with the term good relations.

Fortunately, Gu Liulang had made two-handed preparations before. He didn't let Candlestick cut and Wuhutui come together, and asked them to find a hotel in Ping'anjing to live in, and then play by ear.

Gu Liulang wanted to tell everyone about this in advance to avoid any problems, but he was afraid that everyone would be too surprised and show his feet in front of other quacks, and wanted to find a chance to be alone.

But after putting on makeup, the time for the Oborosha event is probably very tight. Gu Liulang couldn't find a chance to talk in private.

Everyone was very excited. Dao Jian Fu Sangshen Gua didn't know that the other party was excited because he was going to make trouble in Ping'an Beijing, so he followed everyone, only Gu Liulang who knew the truth looked heavy, and then he was told by Yao Dao Ji who said to let him relax I rubbed my cheeks to feel refreshed.