Fancy Slag Guide [Quick Transmigration]

Basically, Chi Haoling and Yan Xiaoyun had dinner at home every night in the Chi family, and Xu Huifang served a bowl of soup for Chi Haoling and Yan Xiaoyun.When Yan Xiaoyun was about to pick up the spoon to drink the soup, the bowl in front of him cracked in two with a bang, and the chicken soup was spilled on the tablecloth and Yan Xiaoyun's clothes and trousers all night.

Yan Xiaoyun yelled "Oops", the chicken soup was just out of the pot, the soup was still very hot, Yan Xiaoyun's leg was burned a bit, his trousers were wet and uncomfortable, and there was a smell on his body. It tastes like chicken soup.

"Ding! Grade B scumbag Yan Xiaoyun suffered strong mental damage, and Chen Zhou's scumbag points +10."

Chen Zhou pretended to be worried and asked, "What's going on? Xiaoyun, are you okay?"

Xu Huifang hurriedly cleaned up the mess on the table, Yan Xiaoyun frowned and went upstairs to take a shower and change clothes.

After taking off his clothes and trousers, Yan Xiaoyun's thigh was red, but it didn't hurt, he just felt that today was too unlucky, why did the bowl burst when it was good?

But Yan Xiaoyun didn't think much about it at this time, he turned on the shower head in the bathroom, ready to wash off the smell of chicken soup on his body.

Yan Xiaoyun took a shower with his eyes closed, and the hot water sprayed on his body was very comfortable. At this time, the gloom in Yan Xiaoyun's heart caused by the chicken soup gradually disappeared.

But at this moment, the hot water sprayed out of the nozzle suddenly became icy cold, and Yan Xiaoyun shivered all over after being poured with cold water.

"Ding! Grade B scum Yan Xiaoyun suffered strong mental damage, and Chen Zhou's scum abuse points +10."

Yan Xiaoyun immediately turned off the water flow.

Why is he so unlucky today?

Yan Xiaoyun was very unhappy. He picked up a towel to dry off the water droplets on his body, and then turned on the nozzle again. It was still cold water, but it did not turn into hot water. Could it be that the water heater at home was broken?

Yan Xiaoyun put on her clothes, went downstairs, and talked about it with Xu Huifang and Chi Haoling.

Xu Huifang was very surprised, "The water heater is broken? Shall I try it?"

After a few minutes, Xu Huifang appeared again, "The water heater is not broken, it's fine, young master, would you like to come with me to have a look?"

Yan Xiaoyun disliked Xu Huifang talking back to herself, "Then why did I get drenched in cold water?"

Chen Zhou said at this time, "Xiaoyun, you and Aunt Xu go upstairs to have a look. If it doesn't work, you can go to another bedroom to use hot water. Aunt Xu, cook a bowl of ginger soup for Xiaoyun later, be careful Don't catch a cold."

Chen Zhou had already finished his dinner at this time, Yan Xiaoyun hadn't had dinner yet, but he was full of anger, but he didn't know who to direct his anger at.

Yan Xiaoyun followed Xu Huifang upstairs to look at the shower. This time, hot water came out of the nozzle, so what happened to the cold water before?

Yan Xiaoyun once again felt that he was really unlucky today, really unlucky.He still hasn't connected the two things he encountered at night with 'ghosts', but soon, Yan Xiaoyun will notice.

Yan Xiaoyun really didn't enjoy this dinner, so he hurried back to the bedroom after eating something to fill his stomach.

But Yan Xiaoyun's bad luck today is obviously not over. When he was doing his homework, the cup fell down suddenly, and the whole cup of water was poured on his homework. .

If this is a cartoon, a well has appeared on Yan Xiaoyun's forehead.Yan Xiaoyun has already written more than half of this homework, but now the book is drenched with water, can it still be used?

Of course, if you want to use it, it is not impossible to dry the homework book with a hair dryer, but the dried book will still leave water stains, so what is the homework book like?

Yan Xiaoyun has always been very demanding of himself in school, and his homework has always been clean. Yan Xiaoyun didn't want to hand in the messy homework, so he had to rewrite the homework.

Xu Huifang knocked on the door for him at this time. The ginger soup was ready. Yan Xiaoyun frowned when he smelled the ginger soup. He didn't think he needed to drink any ginger soup. How could his body be so weak? Cold water will catch a cold?

However, Yan Xiaoyun still took the ginger soup, ready to finish it in one go.

Yan Xiaoyun was gulping and drinking ginger soup, when he suddenly swallowed something round and round into his mouth, what is it?How could there be other things in the ginger soup?

Yan Xiaoyun chewed a couple of mouthfuls, and suddenly felt sick, so she spat out the round thing.

Yan Xiaoyun took a closer look, wasn't the thing in the bowl just an eyeball?And it was a bitten eyeball.Yan Xiaoyun's stomach turned upside down, and he almost vomited out of nausea.

"Ding! Grade B scumbag Yan Xiaoyun suffered strong mental damage, and Chen Zhou's scumbag points +100."

Yan Xiaoyun suppressed her nausea and asked Xu Huifang, "What is this?! Why did you put this ghost in the ginger soup?"

Xu Huifang was at a loss. She looked at the eyeballs in the bowl and was taken aback. She didn't have the eyeballs of people who had a holiday in the soup this time. She was very sure of this, but she didn't know what happened to the eyeballs. will appear here?How is this going?

Xu Huifang felt that she was wronged, "Young master, I really didn't let it go, you believe me, young master, how could I let this thing go? That's right... that's right, I threw away that human eyeball a long time ago." It’s gone, there will never be a second one.” Xu Huifang deliberately lowered her voice for the latter sentence, as if she had a guilty conscience, but it’s not wrong to say so.

Yan Xiaoyun examined Xu Huifang for a long time, but he still didn't think that Xu Huifang had the guts to put this ghost thing in his bowl, but he still felt wrong, who else could put this thing in this bowl of ginger soup except Xu Huifang?

And it's still human eyeballs, it's disgusting to think about it.

Now there are only three people in the family, him, Chi Haoling and Xu Huifang, if Xu Huifang didn't let go, then Chi Haoling did it?But how could Chi Haoling do such a thing?He is a bad person, if he can do such a thing, will he be bullied into depression?

Yan Xiaoyun asked, "Did you ever leave the kitchen when you were making soup?"

"No! Absolutely not!" Xu Huifang shook her head violently, "I've been looking at the pot, and I haven't even left for half a second."

Yan Xiaoyun snorted and laughed, "Then you said that if you didn't put the eyeballs, who else could have put them?"

"Ah?" Xu Huifang was stunned, she didn't know how to prove her innocence. "This... this... young master, I really didn't do it."

"What are you talking about?" Chen Zhou stood by the door and asked, "I heard you talking in the corridor."

"Master Chi..." Xu Huifang said, "I... I'm really innocent..."

Chen Zhou walked into Yan Xiaoyun's bedroom, and then he saw the eyeball in the bowl. Of course Chen Zhou knew what was going on with this eyeball?This is an edible fake eyeball he exchanged from the system, and it is guaranteed to taste exactly the same as the real eyeball.

"This... what is this?" Chen Zhou made a look of panic.If the real Chi Haoling encountered such a situation, he would probably be frightened.

"It must be haunted..." Chen Zhou looked at Yan Xiaoyun and Xu Huifang with wide eyes, trying to gain their trust, "It must be haunted, just like I said before, there are ghosts in this house, there is a female ghost, she He's coming to kill us."

"Father, that's just your illusion." Yan Xiaoyun said.

The haunting was something Yan Xiaoyun did to scare Chi Haoling, but what happened this time?Could it be that someone is pretending to be a ghost again?

Yan Xiaoyun glanced at Chi Haoling who was frightened madly, and shook his head in his heart.

Yan Xiaoyun managed to persuade Chi Haoling to leave.And the eyeball that he had chewed was still in his room.Yan Xiaoyun felt sick when he saw it.He drank the bowl of ginger soup, and even chewed on the eyeball twice, Yan Xiaoyun recalled the taste at that time, it was really disgusting.

The more Yan Xiaoyun recalled, the more disgusted he felt, and finally he couldn't help but vomited out the contents of his stomach.

"Ding! B-level scumbag Yan Xiaoyun suffered strong physical damage, and Chen Zhou's scumbag points +100."

Later, Yan Xiaoyun forced himself not to recall the disgusting taste, but there was still a depression in his heart that could not be expressed.

What happened to that eyeball?Who is playing tricks?Or is there really a ghost in this house?

No!How could there be ghosts in this world?Those are just for tricking children.

But what happened tonight is really weird. How could a good bowl burst open suddenly? Should it have been spilled earlier?How could it not open until he was about to drink soup?

Also the cold water coming out of the shower head was weird.

How could the water glass on the table fall down when it was in good condition?His hand didn't touch the cup again.

It was as if something was going against him everywhere.The more Yan Xiaoyun thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong.While he wondered if there were really ghosts, he still didn't quite believe in the existence of ghosts.

That night, Yan Xiaoyun had just drenched in cold water, and was frightened and worried too much. The next morning, the alarm clock beside Yan Xiaoyun's bed rang "jingle bells", and he felt dizzy in his head and body, not at all. don't want to get up.

Yan Xiaoyun pressed the alarm clock and went back to sleep.

Xu Huifang went upstairs and knocked on the door when she saw that there was not enough time and was about to be late, only to find that Yan Xiaoyun's face was flushed red and her forehead was hot.

Chen Zhou didn't expect Yan Xiaoyun to be really sick. What he said last night was very eloquent.

However, people are the most vulnerable and most prone to cranky thoughts when they are sick.Chen Zhou is not going to let go of this good opportunity.