The Melancholy of Hammer Keith Heisen Thompson

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What should I do if I accidentally entered the wrong group and was stuffed with the CP Amway of myself and my colleagues?

1L Sir Shakespeare is good

As the title.

It's a bit fantasy to say... This matter has something to do with the host's job. Due to work reasons, the host often needs to create various roles, and the same is true of the colleagues around him.And just yesterday, I accidentally joined the wrong group, and the people in it were characters created by me and my colleagues...

2L

Damn, is this time travel? ! !

3L

Wow!Suddenly began to wonder about the occupation of the landlord!

4L

Upstairs please start your show.

5L

Let me help 3L answer!What the poster said is "creating various characters", and ID is a fan of the drama at first glance!I bet fifty cents that the host is a writer!

6L

Upstairs, please sit down!

7L

Why are you so handsome on the fifth floor...

8L

Hey, hey, 5L, don't mess with the rhythm!Didn't you see that the host said that he and his colleagues created the characters...Cartoonists are also possible!

9L

According to what 8L said, the host is an actor, right?

10L

Fuck upstairs seems to be the truth...

11L

... Has this building crooked like this before you know it?What about the landlord?

12L

The host is probably still calming down hahahahaha, after all this topic looks very exciting hahahaha

13L

Upstairs, I really want to know how big the psychological shadow area of ​​the landlord is hahahahaha

14L

Weakly ask the landlord's gender...

15L

Damn!This is such an important issue that we have been ignoring it all the time!

16L

Upstairs, there is another more important issue that has been ignored... The gender of the landlord's colleague is also a mystery! !

17L

Fuck, I feel like the topic is suddenly out of control...

18L

The sailors upstairs restrain themselves, hey!The landlord is scared away by you!

19L

Where is the landlord? Where is the landlord?Call the landlord! !

20L Sir Shakespeare is good

Sorry, I was typing just now... As you said, my mood is really complicated.In fact, I had a high degree of acceptance of some strange things (after all, professional reasons), so when I just found out that I accidentally entered that group by mistake, I accepted this fact with almost no obstacles, even for those who can It is very exciting to have the opportunity to touch this world that is completely different from reality.But then I found out that things are not as simple as I thought...

21L

It took a long time to type such a little word, are you an old man hahahahaha

22L

The landlord frowned, realizing that things were not that simple. (Up to Duck Frown.jpg)

23L

Upstairs you are going to laugh at me to death so that I can inherit my ant money hahaha

24L

Did the landlord accidentally see something incredible...

25L Sir Shakespeare is good

I just went back and looked through the comments, and now I will reply to everyone in a unified way:

It is inconvenient to disclose the occupational issues, because some privacy issues may be involved, and the host does not want to be searched by the majority of netizens for the time being.Gender-wise, my colleagues and I are male...

Back on topic.The host is actually an unfamiliar person, so when he first entered, he hesitated for a few seconds whether he should participate in their chat.But before I could think it through, they found out that I had joined the group.

It was actually a little embarrassing at this time, because they didn't seem to know me.They asked each other questions such as "Who is xxx?", "How did he join this group", and finally the youngest boy greeted me first. For the sake of convenience, we will call him first Bug.

Xiaochong greeted him enthusiastically first, and then said in surprise, "Cthulhu (it's not convenient to disclose, just use the code name)! This gentleman's profile picture looks exactly like yours! Oh my god, how could it be such a coincidence!", and Ait took the evil god—that is, the character I created.

26L

Oh my god, it's so explosive...I feel like the amount of information is so large that I'm going to explode...

27L

Fuck,, the identity of the host,,, I seem to...have a little clue...?

28L

The one upstairs, I seem to know something about it too... Shall we exchange information with each other?

29L

Are you two upstairs trying to scare away the landlord!Just don’t say it if you know it hahahahahaha (Thor’s mouth covering.jpg)

30L

Upstairs!Landlord, you believe us, we don't know anything! (Loki-style wink.jpg)

31L

Fuck, you are doing something on the 31st floor... At least let the host lose his vest after posting it!

32L moderator

It's okay, I'm the moderator, I set all the content of the above-mentioned vest to be invisible to the host.Don't worry, everyone, don't let the Lord know that if we know, we can still live...

33L

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

34L

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

35L

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

36L

The landlord is not really scared away by us...

37L

No way...wait a minute?The owner may be busy.

38L

Is it just me who finds out that the landlord makes up the number of buildings every time? ?

39L

Upstairs is the truth!

40L Sir Shakespeare is good

Not long after Xiao Chong said this, the evil god came out.He thought I was his fan at first, and he was crazy about Aite and his brother Sledgehammer in the group, and said a lot of things that seemed to me like a declaration of war (although there is only one central idea, that is, he also has his own fans up).The sledgehammer came out soon, but he didn't look angry when he came out, ah no, it should have sounded, because he made a voice, to the effect of "brother, stop making trouble, let's go home and play, don't It's making things difficult for others here", God knows I actually heard the meaning of pampering from it...

41L

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42L (This article has been blocked by the landlord)

Oh my God!Is this considered an official candy! ! (Hammer base girls never admit defeat.jpg)

43L (This article has been blocked by the landlord)

Sugar!Sugar!It's sugar! ! ! (Tears filled my eyes.jpg)

44L (This article has been blocked by the landlord)

In my lifetime, I can actually see the official release of hammer base candy...

45L (This article has been blocked by the landlord)

...I thought you guys would be surprised that the number one straight man in the rotten country came to post?

46L

You occupied the landlord's kang on the 45th floor... We probably have to wait until the [-]th floor...

47L

I want to know the follow-up! !

48L Sir Shakespeare is good

In fact, I don't care as much as you think about whether the number of floors is an integer or not. The previous ones should be said to be coincidences.Also, can anyone explain to me why a few floors are suddenly swallowed in the middle of the floor? ?

49L (This article has been blocked by the landlord)

Damn it was discovered...

50L

The host thinks too much, the forum is often convulsed, it's not a problem~

51L

Fuck...on the fiftieth floor, you are a real warrior!

52L

... dare to face the bleak life

53L

Face up to the dripping blood.

54L

... Please don't memorize the upstairs, this building is so crooked that it's about to collapse!

55L Sir Shakespeare is good

Sorry, I have to stop for a while, there are some things that need to be resolved at work, so I will update later, hope for your understanding!

56L (This article has been blocked by the landlord)

This thick old cadre style is definitely Tangdou...

57L (This article has been blocked by the landlord)

Shhh - don't say it!

58L (This article has been blocked by the landlord)

In other words, am I the only one who is curious about what his job is... Who else is there besides Marvel Dad for the sudden demand for reshoots during this period of time?

59L (This article has been blocked by the landlord)

...What the hell? !Upstairs, shut up!I can't stop thinking about it!

60L (This article has been blocked by the landlord)

Or, when the landlord comes back, we can ask tentatively? ?Moderator please seal the building first.

61L moderator

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