Prince He is a magic stick [Interstellar]

One possibility, Li Jin fell into deep thought, if a man accidentally becomes pregnant, is there any emergency way to terminate the pregnancy?I'm afraid the hospital wouldn't even dare to accept it... Thinking about the scene of a group of big men throwing up there with their big bellies, Li Jinfeng was in a mess.

Li Jin asked the system with a complicated face: "Dear, you have to be more careful, don't make an oolong." The mother-in-law is for couples, not for husbands and wives!But this shouldn't be a bad thing, maybe homosexuals will be able to give birth to children by then.Thinking of this, Li Jin couldn't help imagining Tan Jinlin's big belly, and smiled evilly in his heart, maybe it will be useful one day?

So he stopped fussing with the system, and began to instruct Han Lingjun to prepare for the temple fair of Sending the Son to the Empress Temple.

The person in charge of the project over there heard that Li Jin wanted an architectural hologram, so he immediately started to get the technical staff to make it out.After receiving the holographic effect picture, Li Jin took a look at the effect.I have to say that Interstellar's image processing technology has developed to a certain extent, and there is almost no difference between the holographic image and the real scene.The solemn and benevolent Empress Zhusheng sat there with a dignified demeanor, and people couldn't help but marvel at the beautiful temple.

In front of the palace, a bubbling spring gushed continuously day and night.The spring water flows into the pond below, and the lotus leaves in the pond soil are connected to the sky, and the lotus seeds are full and pleasing.

Li Jin sighed in admiration: "It's really good, just use this picture!"

Xiao Zhao next to him was a little obsessed with watching, and he couldn't help but said: "The Zhusheng Empress is so beautiful, and the temple of the Zhusheng Empress is also so beautiful. I can't help but want to see what it will look like after it is completed. I will definitely be the first A past visit."

Li Jin looked at Xiao Zhao with a complicated expression, and said, "Yo? Zhao'er wants a child so soon? Well, yes, it's normal for a man to start a family first and then start a career."

Xiao Zhao was a little confused, and said, "Ah? No, no, master, I don't want to have a baby!"

Li Jin held back his smile and said meaningfully: "Oh, Zhao Er! You can't just worship the mother-in-law. If you don't want a child, don't provoke her old man. Otherwise, one day you will have an accident. It's my fault that the teacher didn't remind you."

Xiao Zhao: "... so serious? Then... I'd better stay away from her old man!"

Han Lingjun on the side couldn't help laughing, and said: "It's okay for junior brother to pay respects, you are a boy, can you still give birth to children?"

Before Xiao Zhao could answer, Li Jin had already said, "That's not necessarily true, what if?"

Xiao Zhao: ...

Han Lingjun: ...

After finishing speaking, Li Jin patted the shoulders of the two apprentices, and said: "Everything in the world is full of mysteries, and everything is uncertain." After speaking, he patted the shoulders of the two apprentices, and left with an unfathomable expression up.The two disciples who were looking at each other and Lao Gong who was still pretending to be a sheep were left behind.

Tan Jinlin looked at the image of the holographic Empress Temple, and said, "Do you feel that the order is not right?"

After hearing what the mistress said without beginning or end, the two stunned disciples turned their heads and asked, "Huh? What's wrong, mistress?" Han Lingjun asked first.

Tan Jinlin thought for a while, and said: "It's nothing, I'm just a little strange. Why did your master build a temple for sending children to the empress first? Isn't there a temple for the empress of marriage? Isn't it the normal procedure that you should get married first and have children later?"

After listening to Mistress's explanation, the two post-single brothers sympathized and said at the same time: "That's right!" Especially Han Lingjun, who had been single for a long time, was even more heartbroken, and said: "Miss, you are so right! Next time let Master To build a marriage empress temple, let's settle the lifelong affairs of us single dogs first!"

In fact, Tan Jinlin was just joking, and he himself didn't know why he had such an idea all of a sudden.After staying in the dormitory of the apprentices for a while, I went out to practice boxing in the small square in the backyard.

The set of punches Li Jin gave him can be said to be very good. After one set of punches, his body became much lighter.And I didn't feel tired when I practiced, and with the breathing method, I became more and more energetic the more I practiced.Unknowingly, he practiced all afternoon, and he didn't stop until Li Jin came to beat him when the sun was in the west.

Holding a thin coat in his hand, Li Jin stepped forward and said, "It's about to show off, why don't you go back?" Li Jin sorted out the system rewards in the room, and found that the system rewards were quite a lot.He plans to build a small exhibition hall after the sect is built to commemorate the days when he was dominated by the system.He would cry if he said too much, but his life was in his hands, and he had to obey.

He stepped forward and put his coat on Tan Jinlin's body, and said: "Your body has just recovered, don't catch a cold."

Tan Jinlin's brows and eyes couldn't help softening, the little daughter-in-law is so caring, and my heart is warm!

After allowing Li Jin to put on his clothes meekly, he couldn't help but put him in his arms, leaned obediently to his ear, and said in a low voice, "Thank you husband, you are so kind."

Li Jin's ears were itchy, and he always felt that the little daughter-in-law's random movements could make his heart flutter.At this time, Li Jin was still a simple and cute little fish.He didn't know that the little daughter-in-law he thought of was actually targeting his every action.For example, as soon as he lay on his shoulder, he kissed Li Jin's ear first, and after the kiss, he blew a little.After the full set of movements, Li Jin's legs began to weaken.

He swallowed his saliva, suppressed the strange smell, patted Tan Jinlin on the back, and said, "Hey, let's go back to the room!"

But Tan Jinlin acted coquettishly and refused to go back, saying: "The sunset is just right now, shall we take a walk in the garden? The room is so stuffy, I don't want to go back."

What else can Li Jin say?Facing the little daughter-in-law's request, Li Jin had no choice but to agree.So he said very manly: "Okay, okay, we can go shopping as you want." So with the sunset, Tan Jinlin took Li Jin's hand and walked slowly in the garden.

Compared with the idleness of Master and Mistress, Xiao Zhao and Han Lingjun started to get busy.

In fact, at the beginning they didn't think that this temple fair for giving birth to the empress would be so popular, at least it shouldn't be higher than the previous dojo.But I didn't expect so many people to respond to Weibo once it was posted.Also, most of the comments are asking questions.For the sake of user experience, Han Lingjun and Xiao Zhao took turns to answer various questions from fans.

At two or three o'clock in the afternoon, Xiao Zhao and Han Lingjun finished processing the information, edited the Weibo, and posted the Weibo.The Weibo content is posted... If Li Jin sees it, it will definitely start a spiral ridicule of [-] Baidu.

I saw that the Weibo on the top said: Do you also have long-term infertility and unspeakable secrets of infertility?Fertility is the top priority of human survival and development.The moment when you feel the baby moving in the womb is the most touching moment for every parent.Artificial womb?It has been scientifically proven that it will even affect the natural reproduction of human beings.

If you also have the above problems, come to our Zhengyuanmen Songzi Niangniang Temple Fair!Take a sip of Zimu Spring and eat a lotus seed, and Zhusheng Empress will quietly send a healthy and beautiful baby to your home.At that time, there will also be a Taoist priest with profound Taoism who will give blessings and amulets to keep your mother and child safe.

The Zhengyuanmen Temple Fair for Sending off Your Son will be held from July 7st in the ancient calendar and will last for three days.

The strong, immediate sense of sight in the infertility advertisement makes one can't help but tighten the chrysanthemum.But don't say it, such ad words are particularly effective.As soon as it was posted, someone immediately came to consult.

"Send the child to the empress temple fair? It sounds a bit powerful, and the big koi has developed a new map?"

"Great Immortal, I want to ask if this Empress Dowager is also a fairy? Is she allocating children to us? We have been married for seven years, the seven-year itch, and we want to save the marriage, but after seven years of making a man, we still can't make a child. I beg Daxian to assign a child!"

"I just estimated that the artificial uterus has not been cultivated yet. The doctor has repeatedly suggested that this method of reproduction is against the laws of human reproduction. Let us try our best to give birth to ourselves. If we really can't give birth, we will consider artificial wombs. We have been married for three years. We want to have our own children, and our husband and wife like babies very much. I want to try the temple fair that the master said, if it still doesn’t work, we will consider artificial wombs.”

"I just got married, and the doctor said that I am also not suitable for conception. Because I am an only daughter, my parents hope that we will have two children, one on each side. I really dare not tell them that I may not be able to give birth to either, because now the Interstellar Medical College released According to the new regulations, only women over the age of 40 can accept artificial wombs for pregnancy. Now I am only 28 years old, and my parents are in a hurry, and I really don’t know what to do.”

"I just gave birth to a girl with the artificial womb, and the baby's immunity is very low. The doctor said that the baby born abnormally will indeed have these problems. And I need to take various drugs in the follow-up. Watching the baby suffer, I feel all kinds of distressed. "

"When will it be held? What is the ancient calendar? Is it next month? Hasn't July already passed?"

"I also want to ask when it will be held, can the ephemeris be marked?"

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Xiao Zhao and Han Lingjun answered everyone's questions tirelessly, and finally summed up a solution to difficult questions: first, the first day of the seventh month in the ancient calendar is the eleventh day of the eighth month in the star calendar; , pious worship, she will allocate children to you; third, the address is still at the gate of Zhengyuan Gate, which is due west of the central axis.Upvote me for everyone to see.

After the answer to this comment was liked, fewer people asked questions.But there are more and more retweets, because Yan fans have got a new focus:

"Ahhh, can I go to pay my respects? The maid of honor is so beautiful! She is so gentle and dignified! I really want to take pictures of her!"

"Is there someone who has the same focus as me? I also think that Empress Songzi is so beautiful! Are all gods so beautiful?"

"Don't forget upstairs, of course the gods are beautiful! Otherwise, how can you describe a person as a fairy? Besides, Guanyin is the mother of human beings, and the mother is of course the most beautiful in the world!"

"Oh, so my mother looks like this? Hahaha, so proud!"

"I'm going to attend the temple fair too, and I'm going to pay homage to the Empress Songzi too! But I'm not married, so it shouldn't matter, right?"

"Shouldn't it matter? Could it be that the Empress Dowager also assigns children to the unmarried?"

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Zhao Hanqing was scrolling through the comments, and after seeing these hotly discussed comments, he immediately replied below: "Gentle reminder, don't pay homage to Avalokitesvara, because Zhusheng Empress only assigns children, regardless of who is assigned. If you don't want children Yes, it’s better not to visit the shrine lightly. Praise me, so that unmarried girls... and boys can see it.”

Soon, Zhao Hanqing's comment was also liked.The following replies raised the bar again: "Eh? Will you get pregnant before you get married?...What do you do if you feel that this setting is so swollen?"

"I also feel very emotional! I have a male ticket now, will I be pregnant if I pay my respects? I have not taken measures many times and I have not been able to conceive..."

"The one who doesn't have a male ticket, will the Empress Songzi randomly assign a male to me? Please break my virginity! I'm going to pay homage to the Empress Songzi!"

"The idea upstairs is good! I have been single for 29 years, please randomly assign me a male!"

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Zhao Hanqing: ...What happened to these little girls?

Li Jin and Tan Jinlin took a walk in the garden for a while, and then went back to the restaurant for dinner.Tan Jinlin wanted to practice boxing to eliminate food, so Li Jin took him to the small warehouse.Rows of planting boxes were set up outside the small warehouse, and inside were all kinds of spiritual herbs planted by Xiao Zhao.There is also a small high platform not far away, which is used by the brothers and sisters to practice boxing.

Li Jin asked Tan Jinlin to go up there to practice boxing, while he went to the warehouse to inspect the work of the apprentices all afternoon.After opening it, the Weibo post by the big apprentice made it extremely annoying, but looking at the comments and reposts, it turned out to be pretty good.Facts have proved that whether it is the 21st century or the interstellar age, people believe in infertility advertisements.

He cleared his throat, and sent a message to the two apprentices in the small group: "Zhaoer Haner, you two come to the small warehouse."

The two disciples who had basically finished their work packed up their things and went to the small warehouse.The small warehouse is Li Jin's operating platform and also where he teaches.In fact, he knows a lot of things. Although he doesn't have the blessing of spells, teaching some theoretical knowledge to his apprentices can also increase their professional level.So he planned to take advantage of the time to give lectures to his apprentices.

As a result, as soon as the two apprentices entered the small courtyard, they saw the teacher's wife practicing boxing on the stage.Every move and every style reveals a full sense of power.Zhao Hanqing and Han Lingjun's hands were itchy, and Han Lingjun stepped forward and said, "Master, let's have a match?"

Tan Jinlin stopped his movements and hooked his fingers at Han Lingjun.Hearing the movement, Li Jin opened the window, just in time to see Han Lingjun jumping onto the stage, while Xiao Zhao was recording from the front with his mobile phone.

Li Jin didn't care about them, let them have a good time to learn from each other, there is always a chance to practice kung fu.So he didn't say anything and let them go.He sat back in front of his brain, thinking about what to do with the temple fair.In the past, folk artists would be invited to perform at temple fairs.It was lively and noisy, and it seemed that there were so many people and festive.However, there are no human entertainers in Interstellar, how to make the temple fair unique has become a heart problem for Li Jin.

The only temple fair experience was when Huaxing was three years old when his mother took him to visit.The temple god that time was from an old land, seeing his mother's respectful look made Li Jin feel a little suspicious when he recalled it.He didn't think much about it before, but now he thinks it's strange.Obviously my mother is an old witch, why do the little gods in the lower realm treat him so respectfully?

Li Jin thought about it, and felt that maybe it wasn't respect, it might be fear.After all, when my mother makes waves every year, the people on both sides of the Ziluo River will also suffer.

Han Lingjun originally volunteered to plan this temple fair, but temple fairs are different from dojos.The book given to Han Lingjun before has a detailed description of the dojo, so he can make some improvements and plan a perfect dojo.But the temple fair didn't have any reference plan, Li Jin was afraid that he would make a mess, and it would be a joke at that time.

So he had to do it himself and write a plan for this matter.

However, Li Jin was also helpless, his mind was full of confusion.Interstellar has no information to check. Even if there are relevant documents, they are all locked in the history museum.Thinking of the History Museum, Li Jin's eyes lit up!Hey, doesn't Tan Jinlin have an old friend who is the director of the Huaxia History and Culture Research Center?He must have relevant information there, right?

You can't fight unprepared. Li Jin plans to contact the director. His name has been in the address book. Except for sending him a video anonymously last time, he really hasn't contacted him.

Outside the window, Tan Jinlin was fighting with Han Lingjun. In fact, Tan Jinlin was at a disadvantage.Han Lingjun and Xiao Zhao have been practicing for a long time, but Tan Jinlin has just started practicing.Moreover, he has just woken up, so he may be physically weaker.But Li Jin listened to the whistling wind coming from his ears, and both sides seemed to be unwilling to show weakness.In the end, there was only a thud, and someone fell off the stage.

Li Jin was startled, thinking that Tan Jinlin had fallen, and immediately looked out the window.I saw that Xiao Zhao was putting away the communicator, and stepped forward to help the elder brother.Li Jin heaved a sigh of relief, Xiao Han was very skinny, and he wouldn't break if he fell twice.It's just that Tan Jinlin surprised him so much that he actually put his big apprentice down?

Han Lingjun got up and patted the dirt on his body, stepped forward and said sincerely to Tan Jinlin: "My wife is so amazing! This disciple admires me! My wife has only practiced for a few days, and she can make this set of boxing so well. It's really amazing!"

Xiao Zhao also said: "Well, Master Mistress is really amazing!"

Li Jin in the room couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips, with an indescribable pride and pride.My little daughter-in-law is really... No, is it really okay for my little daughter-in-law to be so strong?

Just when Li Jin was full of confusion, Han Lingjun and Xiao Zhao had already entered.Li Jin immediately put away the expression on his face, and said, "Are you here? You have worked hard these few days. During the few days of entering the blueprints of the Songzi Niangniang Temple, let's relax and take a few lessons. Han Er Is there anything you don’t understand about drawing talismans? Zhao Er, do you have any questions about alchemy? You can ask them all.”

Han Lingjun thought for a while and said, "Master, I only have one question. It is said in the book that a talisman must be infused with spiritual energy in order to exert its maximum effect. What is spiritual energy and how should it be injected?"

This question is difficult to answer. If Li Jin had spells, he could demonstrate to his disciples the effect of the magic talisman infused with spiritual energy.But now he can only let his disciples explore by themselves, at most he can guide them.Li Jin thought for a moment, and then said: "Aura is a way to inject the power of nature into the talisman through the dantian. Originally, I didn't want you to get in touch with this so early, because it would make you impetuous. Do everything One step at a time, just like practicing martial arts requires one step at a time. Maybe a year of horse gait can lay a solid foundation for you. But practice is like a glimpse of a leopard in a tube. You can only see it. There are mountains outside the Da Neng Mountain, and there are people outside the people. I can't just let you sit and watch the sky, but also let you understand the tip of the iceberg of cultivation."

Han Lingjun and Zhao Hanqing sat upright, and even Tan Jinlin sat there quietly.It's just that he always felt that he didn't need to listen to Li Jin's words, nor did he need to.But watching Li Jin sitting there seriously giving lectures was really pleasing to the eye.

Li Jin went on to say: "Now that you have just stepped into the mountain gate, you can't be considered real monks. A real monk must at least enter the initial stage of cultivation. This stage is called foundation establishment." In fact, Li Jin mentioned the foundation establishment. Feeling complicated, Li Jin felt distressed when he saw the large string of blanks in the merit box.Every time at this time, he would look at Tan Jinlin's handsome face to seek psychological comfort.

The studious baby Zhao Hanqing asked: "Then Master, what is Foundation Establishment?"

Li Jin replied: "In the cultivation of our Taoist exercises, the first stage after getting started is the foundation-building stage. As the name suggests, building the foundation means laying the foundation. Everything you do now is to prepare for the foundation. Yes. The most important thing for a high-rise building is to lay a good foundation. If the foundation is not laid well, even if the building is built, it will be ruined.”

"Once the foundation is established, you can "disperse into Qi, gather into shape". That is to say, you can use the power of nature naturally."

Li Jin finished his point and didn't say anything more. He just concluded: "The power of nature here is what you call aura. So without foundation building, everything is empty talk. Even if the teacher told you that there is a treasure island ahead , but there is still a vast ocean in front of your eyes. And when you are in a canoe, you can’t see the edge at all, but it only adds to your forgetfulness.”

The disciples nodded half-understood, Zhao Hanqing asked: "Master, how will it feel after the foundation establishment?"

This feeling, in fact, can be talked about for hours.For example, the air channels are unobstructed, and all diseases are not invaded.The spirit is light and refreshing, and the eyes and ears are clear.The muscles and bones are flexible, and the blood is full.But Li Jin just looked at them, and said a word in an inscrutable way: "It's amazing."

So, he successfully pretended to be coercive, and the disciples were also successfully coerced.

Tan Jinlin couldn't help laughing, but suddenly a strange feeling came from his body.Tightening of the skin all over the body, especially on the legs.He couldn't help but reach out and touch it, only to feel that his legs were as hard as scales.