On the way to learn the scriptures, I had a basic relationship with my love rival.

The rain in summer comes quickly and urgently, crackling and hitting.

Come fast, go fast.Then, behind each tree, mushrooms appeared.

Qi Yue carried a basket and jumped all the way from the foot of the mountain to the top of the mountain, picking whatever he saw.

He only picks those brightly colored and attractive looking picks. Anyway, he is not a mortal, and this little mortal food will not spoil his stomach.

After filling a basket full, he searched around for some wild vegetables, washed them by the mountain stream, and flew down the mountain slowly.

At the foot of the mountain, a big black snake was taking a nap coiled up, with a big cloth bag tied to its body.

"Chong Jiu." Qi Yue called out to him.

The big snake lazily opened its eyes and raised its head.

Qi Yue flew to the big snake and untied the cloth bag tied to the snake.In the bag, there are pots, pans, spoons, chopsticks and other food guys.

The big snake took human form and picked up the small basket at Qiyue's feet.

Since that day, after eating the meal made by Chongjiu, Qi Yue has higher requirements for eating.He often went to get some wild ingredients and asked Chong Jiu to cook a small stove for the two of them.

Although Chongjiu said he was disgusted and always said that a god should not be so hypocritical, but as soon as Qiyue took it, he would do it very consciously, and occasionally asked Qiyue in a very dissatisfied tone today. To trouble yourself.

Tang Seng never paid attention to these things that had nothing to do with learning scriptures.Even when Qiyue prepared it to honor him, he didn't eat it, saying that he couldn't indulge his appetite too much.

Sun Wukong doesn't eat either, he only loves to eat fruit, and he doesn't have much interest in these things.

Zhu Bajie wanted to eat it, but every time he was cruelly rejected by Qi Yue.

Chongjiu first boiled the wild vegetables into soup, then cut all the mushrooms into thin slices, blanched them in water and simmered them in sauce to make a pot.He put all kinds of seasonings, and the result was black and sticky. Although it didn't look good, it was particularly exciting.

Qi Yue filled two bowls of rice, couldn't wait to scoop up a few spoonfuls to cover the rice, stirred it a few times and started eating.The rich sauce is very tasty, but it can't hide the sweetness of the mushrooms. Coupled with the fragrance of the rice, he couldn't help but gobble it up.

Zhu Bajie smelled it, and leaned over with a stern face: "Xiaobai, do you have any extra, come and let me have a taste."

Qi Yue knew very well that one mouthful of Zhu Bajie's was a real mouthful, and there would be no pot left after one mouthful.So he put down the bowl, put his arms around Chongjiu's shoulders, and raised his head arrogantly: "Why do you eat the food my man cooks? If you are capable, you should find a man who can cook!"

"Didn't you just find a man, what's so strange?" Zhu Bahuan scolded him, "Look at your coquettish appearance, I will find a man tomorrow, old pig, I won't be mad at you."

"Wu Neng!" Tang Seng shouted, "You are a monk, how can you say such words!"

"Master, don't worry." Qi Yue kept laughing, "You can't find a man like Second Senior Brother!"

"Damn! Two dogs and men." Zhu Bajie was so angry that his stomach was flattened, "I don't believe it. With Lao Zhu's suave manner, he still can't find a man?"

Even if Qi Yue beat him to death, he didn't believe that anyone would look up to Zhu Bajie, regardless of whether it was a man or a woman.

……

The palace on the top of Lishan Mountain is shrouded in clouds and mist, and the fairy music is fluttering.

At a small square table, four people sat opposite each other in silence.

There is a document on the table - the report of the Datang Buddhist scriptures team's determination to explore the project.

They frown.

Bai Suzhen was holding a tray, on which were four bowls of tea and various fruits.She gently put the tea in front of everyone, put the tray on the table, and then stood aside with her hands down, acting as a waiter.

"Everyone." Li Shan's old mother spoke first, "I think you all know why I called everyone here."

The other three did not speak.

Li Shan's old mother glanced at everyone, and then said: "Last time, I told everyone that the test items are not complete. This time, I just want to call everyone to discuss and discuss together. How to make up for this defect?"

What she said was a thing called "testing the truth".

In short, Xitian wanted to examine whether the people who learned the scriptures were determined to learn the scriptures, and whether they would be tempted on the way to learn the scriptures.This temptation focuses on the aspect of beauty.

The Buddha was afraid that his subordinates would be biased in the investigation of the Buddhist scriptures, and he was also afraid that the outsiders would not be reliable, so he combined internal and external experts and appointed the external expert Li Shan's mother as the head of the investigation team, and the three Bodhisattvas Manjusri and Samantabhadra as members.

Last time, the old mother of Lishan led three Bodhisattvas, pretending to be an old woman and three beautiful daughters, to seduce the scripture learning team. Except for Zhu Bajie, who was not strong-willed, everyone in the team was not tempted. They passed the test. good.But now, Li Shan's old mother found a big problem, this beauty does not only include female sex, male sex is also a huge temptation.

Therefore, this investigation is not exhaustive.

"Old mother." Manjusri asked, "Is this masculinity really so powerful? Can he seduce even a firm-minded Buddhist learner?"

"That's right!" Li Shan's old mother put down the teacup and said seriously, "Men nowadays can be masculine, enchanting, wild, or elegant, and they can freely retract and display various postures. If the mind is unstable, it can be seen in just a few glances." I lost my soul. Especially the Buddhist scriptures, who regard female sex like a tiger, but don't take precautions against men, so it is very easy to be taken advantage of."

"Exactly." Avalokitesvara also nodded in agreement: "If they make a mistake in learning the scriptures, and they are caught by some wild man halfway, and no one will come to the west, the consequences will be serious."

Puxian looked at Guanyin: "I heard that in the Buddhist scriptures collection team, the third prince, Ao, spends all day with the new nine-headed worm. Is there such a thing?"

"That's not true." Guanyin raised his tone, "Those two people are entwined day and night, maybe when they will have a child."

"Amitabha." Pu Xian frowned tightly, "In this way, other people in the Buddhist scriptures team may be affected. It seems that the problem of male sex is really serious."

"Of course." Guanyin said.

"In that case." Li Shan's old mother made a final decision, "Then test male sex again."

The other three bodhisattvas naturally no longer have any objections.

"Since we have decided to test it." Li Shan's old mother said again, "Then let's discuss it carefully. What method should we use?"

"There's nothing to discuss about it." Manjusri said indifferently, "Can't we just refer to last time? The few of us will become beautiful men to seduce them."

"Become a man?" Li Shan's old mother was a little skeptical, "Can you?"

"I'm not a man myself!" Manjusri said nonchalantly, "What's wrong with that?"

Pu Xian also said: "We had no experience in becoming a woman last time, but this man is really familiar."

Li Shan's old mother said, "Then you two will come and see."

Puxian laughed and turned into a man in white with a sword hanging from his waist.

Manjusri also turned into a young man in Tsing Yi holding a folding fan.

Li Shan's old mother and Guanyin looked at each other with disgust in their eyes.

"Why?" Manjushri asked, "Aren't we handsome enough?"

Li Shan's old mother sneered: "You two men don't understand men at all!"

"Don't understand men?" Manjusri laughed, "In our Buddhist world, the most common thing is men."

"We men don't understand, but you two women understand?" Pu Xianqi said, "If you understand, then you can tell me."

"Suzhen, come on, tell the two Bodhisattvas a good lesson." Li Shan's old mother waved to her apprentice.

Bai Suzhen smiled and walked over with a book.

She bowed slightly to Manjushri and Puxian, and said with a smile: "The style of the two Bodhisattvas has long been out of fashion. At present, in the mortal world, few men like this at all."

Manjusri and Puxian were stunned: "Then what kind of man is popular in the world?"

Bai Suzhen opened the latest Longyang script, and said, "According to my disciples' observations, the following types are more popular in this mortal world at the moment: overbearing landlord, imperial examination master, demon sect leader..."

Manjusri and Puxian were dumbfounded: "What?"

Bai Suzhen continued to read: "There are also popular actors and awkward young ladies..."

"Understood." Li Shan's old mother said, "Since you want to dress up, you have to pretend to be the most fashionable. Do you have any opinions?"

Avalokitesvara smiled and said, "My mother's meaning is naturally very good."

Manjusri and Puxian were still in a daze, they were still thinking about what Bai Suzhen said, why couldn't they understand it?

Li Shan's old mother smiled and said: "Since no one expresses any objection, then it's decided like this!"

No one objected.

Avalokitesvara suggested: "I see, there can be more of these characters, such as foreign princes, cold-blooded princes, etc., are also quite good!"

"The Bodhisattva likes two types." Li Shan's old mother said excitedly, "I think these two can be combined into one, and you can create a cold-blooded foreign prince! The Peacock Daming King once owed me a favor and asked him to play this role. It couldn't be more suitable."

"It's wonderful." Bai Suzhen also joined the discussion, "I have long felt that Kong Xuan is particularly suitable for this role."

"There is also Manjusri's family lion, and then call my disciple Mu Zha. Who else? You said Shancai and Black Bear Spirit? Forget about those two trash."

"I don't know what style the Buddhist pilgrim likes. We have one of each style, and there is always one that suits him!"

"But in this way, it seems that this manpower is not enough!"

"Not enough people? Go hire them! There are so many men in the heavenly court and the Buddhist world. What? Not enough funds? It's okay, I will take care of everything!"

Manjushri and Puxian, who were originally straight men but now asexual, were silent, and they had deep doubts at the same time: Who am I?where am I?What am I going to do?