On the way to learn the scriptures, I had a basic relationship with my love rival.

After Qi Yue said that he was going to talk to Chong Jiu, everyone had different expressions.

Brother Ming and Prince Xuan glanced at each other, snorted at each other at the same time, and then moved their heads away.

They weren't too angry, anyway, the young couple really love each other, as long as they don't talk to the person opposite.

The atmosphere was quiet, and even Kiyue felt a little embarrassed to be looked at by everyone's naked/naked eyes.

He couldn't help but clenched Chong Jiu's hand.

At this moment, Hang Ci chuckled and broke the silence.

When he smiled, Monkey King was afraid and shivered into a ball.

"Wukong, what's wrong with you?" Tang Seng asked with concern.

"Master." Monkey King looked at Tang Seng pitifully, unable to express the pain in his heart.

"Is it cold?" Tang Seng asked suspiciously.

"Sun Wukong!" Hang Ci was aggressive, "Say it clearly in front of your master, do you want to make a promise to me?"

Monkey King was so frightened that he wanted to get down again. He managed to support Qiyue to stand firm, and then looked at Hang Ci, his eyes were full of fear and sorrow.

"Wukong!" Tang Seng looked at his big apprentice in surprise.

How come one and two have hooked up with men!

"Master, I'm sorry." Monkey King sighed, then nodded to Hang Ci.

"Huh." Hang Ci asked again, "You don't want to take the scriptures, either?"

Sun Wukong sighed: "If you say you won't take it, then of course you won't take it."

"You, how could you do this!" Tang Seng said angrily.

"Blame your apprentice's lack of determination!" Hang Ci smiled and looked at Sun Wukong, "Are you confused by my masculinity?"

Sun Wukong wanted to kneel.

Hey Bodhisattva, what the hell are you playing?

Tang Seng was so angry that he began to recite the tight-binding mantra, but for some reason, the mantra, which had always been very effective, had problems. He even recited it several times, but the mantra didn't work.

Hang Ci added: "Sun Wukong, I heard that you resisted the female sex along the way, but now you are seduced by the male sex. It can be seen that the male sex is indeed more attractive than the female sex."

Monks don't lie, but at this moment, Monkey King can only nod his conscience and say, "Yes, you are right."

Xiaozhen and Xiaoqing also nodded repeatedly.

Li Shan's old mother in the underground palace also kept saying "yes", and picked up the watch in her hand while speaking.

It was an evaluation form.

On the head of the form, it says "Exploring the male seductiveness of the Buddhist sutra collection team of the Tang Dynasty", and on the form, the names of all the people in the Buddhist sutra collection team are written.

She held a big pen, waved her hand, and made a big red cross behind Monkey King's name.

"Master." Zhu Bajie took the opportunity to say, "My old pig doesn't learn scriptures anymore, I want to go back to fly with Prince Xuan and live together, and we will be the same mandarin ducks!"

Prince Xuan's face turned cold.

He is the first peacock in the world, and he has an extremely high status among birds, but this wild boar dares to compare himself with a lowly bird like a mandarin duck, he really deserves death!

Tang Seng knew the virtues of his second apprentice. At this moment, he could only let out a long sigh and stopped talking.

Li Shan's old mother made another cross after Zhu Bajie's name, and felt that it was not enough, so she made another cross, which became two big crosses.

"Prince, the old pig is yours now." Zhu Bajie said to Prince Xuan, squeezed the fat on his face, and blinked vigorously.

Kong Xuan looked at this wink and almost vomited out all the food he ate just now.He took a deep breath, barely suppressing the nausea in his heart.

Brother Ming laughed heartily: "Hahaha, prince, you and this pig brother are really matchmaking birds, and even branches, a perfect match made by nature!"

Prince Xuan's hair had changed from scarlet red to a brighter blood color, and he gritted his teeth hard so as not to let himself lose his temper on the spot.

Brother Ming cupped his hands at Prince Xuan again: "Here I am, I wish the prince and pig brothers grow old together, give birth to a precious son early, and be lingering forever forever!"

Qi Yue was stunned, my God, what a hatred and resentment this is!

Even Chong Jiu was stupefied, this curse is too vicious, it's worse than cursing someone to go to hell!

Zhu Bajie was so moved that his nose burst into tears: "That's right, that's right! I begged for thousands of years before all Buddhas and Bodhisattvas, and only then did I get this inseparable fate with the prince."

Who should I deal with first? Should I hit the pig first, or Zhao Gongming first? Kong Xuan thought hard, or should he hit the Buddha and Bodhisattva that the pig begged first?

The prince's cold eyes swept over Jushi Pu and Hang Ci.

The two bodhisattvas waved their hands together.

This pig never begged us!

His cold eyes looked through the air at Manjusri who was watching the live broadcast.

Manjusri couldn't help being startled, the lion under him trembled.

Manjusri touched his chest with one hand, pointed to the sky with the other, and said, "It's not me, it's not me, I swear to Buddha, this pig never begged me."

Seeing Pu Layman waving his hand, Tang Seng asked suspiciously, "Why are you waving your hand?"

"Uh." Puju said, "I want to ask, do you still go to learn Buddhist scriptures?"

Tang Seng hesitated for a while, put his hands together and recited the Buddha's name: "Amitabha!"

Everyone looked at Tang Seng curiously.

Could it be that this most devout monk was also bewitched by male sex?

Tang Seng said: "The biggest wish in my life is to meet someone who listens to my chanting. If I don't meet someone, that's all. But now, alas."

He looked at Puju: "After I met you, I wanted to read all the scriptures for you. If I don't finish reading all the scriptures, then my obsession will be hard to get rid of, and I won't be able to get back the scriptures. Therefore, the matter of learning the scriptures , we can only take it easy for a while.”

"Amitabha." Pu lay said, "I can understand your feelings."

When saying this sentence, Pu Layman’s tone was very emotional, and upon hearing it, there was a story.

Li Shan's old mother snorted: "This Tang Monk is really dishonest! He was obviously bewitched by Puxian's beauty, and he didn't want to learn from the scriptures, but he just wanted to find some other reason!"

After finishing speaking, she drew a cross behind Tang Seng's name.

Tang Seng looked at Drifting again: "Wujing, what about you?"

Li Shan's old mother held a pen and couldn't wait to draw a cross.

The Drifting Monk who has always been a fool did not disappoint her.

Seeing that his master and senior brothers were not going, he naturally followed the crowd and would not go again.He patted the little rabbit-like boy beside him, and said, "Since the master and the two senior brothers are not going, I will take Xiaoyu back to Liushahe."

Tang Seng sighed and looked at Qi Yue.

Without waiting for Qi Yue to speak, Li Shan's old mother crossed his and Chong Jiu's names, and said while drawing, "These two must be busy on their honeymoon, so what else do they need to learn?"

Manjusri nodded: "This year's pilgrimage team, no!"

Qi Yue was thinking about what he was going to do when everyone stopped studying scriptures, when he saw Tang Seng looking at him eagerly.

Master must not be disappointed!

Under this torch-like gaze, Qi Yue remembered the earnest teachings of his master.Master always said that we must have team spirit and understand teamwork. Since we are in the same team, we must advance and retreat together.

Now, the master and the brothers are not going, so I must not forget the teachings, and I will follow everyone's footsteps, and I will not go to learn the scriptures!

Qi Yue looked at Tang Seng, nodded solemnly, and was about to speak when Tang Seng heaved a sigh of relief and came over to pat him on the shoulder.

Tang Seng said in a tone as if he was entrusting the funeral: "Xiaobai, I will leave the important task of learning the scriptures to you as a teacher first!"

Qi Yue was almost slapped to the ground by Tang Seng's slap.

No, Master, have you forgotten the team spirit you mentioned!

Qi Yue wailed: "Yes, but I'm just a mount! How can there be a mount to learn scriptures?"

"Isn't the mount Xiaojiu?" Tang Seng said, "You are a snake driver. You can drive a big snake to get scriptures. Also, you can't fly to get scriptures. You have to walk step by step and keep your feet on the ground."

Qi Yue said: "But I can't beat the monsters along the way!"

Tang Seng said: "If you can't fight, run away."

Qi Yue asked again: "What if I can't run?"

"It's okay." Tang Seng said, "If you fail, I will go to the West to learn the scriptures after reading the scriptures for ordinary laymen. At that time, the master will come and read the mantra for you."

Qi Yue became even more afraid, and hurriedly said, "Master, don't recite sutras for me! I would rather go to hell than be saved by your recitation!"

Tang Seng: ...

How angry, I want to save my apprentice now!

Even if Qi Yue refused, Tang Seng had already thrown his package into his arms: "The certificate of customs clearance and the certificate to go to the west are all inside, take it, and go!"

Qi Yue held up the package, crying with a sad face: "Master, I really can't bear this kind of heavy responsibility with my small body!"

"It's okay, and I don't want you to bear it alone." Tang Seng said.

So, is there anyone else to share?Qi Yue thought expectantly, all he needed to do was make soy sauce in the team!

Tang Seng pointed to Chong Jiu and said, "Xiao Jiu is with you, you can share the burden together."

Chong Jiu looked at Qi Yue sadly, hoping that he would persuade Tang Seng again.

Qi Yue said: "Master, in fact, I don't need Xiaojiu and I to take on the important task of learning scriptures."

Chongjiu was overjoyed that he could finally live a relaxed life.

Qi Yue went on to say: "Xiao Jiu can take care of two people by himself."

Chongjiu: ...

Tang Seng nodded: "In this way, Master is more at ease."

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Drifting also came over, held the hands of Qi Yue and Chong Jiu, and said goodbye to them kindly.

Manjusri Bodhisattva was a little flustered: "This, this, how can this be done! What if the Buddha finds out!"

"What are you afraid of? The Buddha told me a long time ago that there should not be too many people in the pilgrimage team, otherwise there will not be so much money and positions to reward." Li Shan's old mother said indifferently, and painted out the cross drawn earlier, "Other people They can't stand the temptation of male sex, and their will to learn scriptures is not firm, so they deserve to be eliminated. Now, although the number of people in this scripture learning team has decreased, the quality of the team is also higher, and the Buddha is not too happy."

Manjusri said: "Actually, just the two of them went to learn Buddhist scriptures, so it can be regarded as a honeymoon."

"That's right! Xitian paid for the honeymoon at public expense." Li Shan's old mother nodded, "Why didn't I think of this!"

Under everyone's earnest eyes, Qi Yue and Chong Jiu went out.

The two of them didn't have much luggage, just three bags, one for pots and pans, one for clothes and other supplies, and one for Chongjiu's books.

Qi Yue took Brother Ming's little golden basin and wanted to return it to him.

Brother Ming put the small basin on Qiyue's head: "I don't need this thing for the time being, so I'll borrow it from you for a few days to play with. It may be useful on the way. This basin can be made bigger or smaller, so you can play with it."

He put away the small basin, and said happily, "Thank you, Young Master Ming."

Brother Ming patted his head: "But I have no money, so don't pawn off my little pot."

"Enen." After Qi Yue finished speaking, he went up and gave Brother Ming a big hug, and Brother Ming also smiled and hugged him back, blowing in his ear.

Qi Yue took a strong sniff of the charming smell of copper on Brother Ming's body, and then reluctantly let go.

Monkey King gave them three monkey hairs.

Prince Xuan also gave Qi Yue a feather, but he pulled a beautiful bird feather from his clothes and handed it to Qi Yue without saying a word.

"Thank you, prince." After Qi Yue took it, he opened his arms, wanting to hug the prince too.

Prince Xuan glanced at him with an awkward expression, but he didn't object.

Qi Yue stepped forward with a smile and gave him a hug.

"Prince, you haven't given me anything yet, and you haven't hugged me yet!" Zhu Bajie said sadly.

Kong Xuan thought to himself, I'll give you a good beating later, if you don't swell your pig's face three times, I won't be in the Three Realms anymore.

A gust of wind blows.

Everyone sent them off silently, and they have been sent far, far away.

"No need to give it away!" Qi Yue stood on the ancient road, "Go back!"

"You have to be careful." Tang Seng said while shedding tears, "Be careful, otherwise, Master will really recite the mantra of passing away to you."

"Master, take care too!" Qi Yue said.

"Wait for Master to finish reading all the scriptures for lay people, and after a year and a half, I will come to the west to find you!" Tang Seng walked for a while before stopping.

Qi Yue turned his head while walking, and waved to everyone.

He was full of emotions, and he was very fond of poetry. He was about to copy a farewell poem from others to express his own feelings, but he heard Li Hui read to them: "Guanguan Jujiu, in the river continent, a handsome young man, a gentleman is very good. "

Fuck, are the poems in Journey to the West different from what I know?

Qi Yue felt that his nine years of compulsory education plus three years of high school and four years of college were all in vain.

He asked Chongjiu: "This poem is "Guan Ju". Is it read like this?"

Chong Jiu didn't answer him, but just grabbed his sleeve and led him westward.

Qi Yue asked a little louder: "Is that the poem you read just now?"

"Yes." Chong Jiu said, smiling at him, with an unexplainable tenderness in his eyes.