On the way to learn the scriptures, I had a basic relationship with my love rival.

"Wow."

Tang Seng looked around, and saw a large mass of fat rolling towards him, splashing water.

"Monster!" Tang Seng was going downstairs, when he saw this, he yelled, he was startled, one foot was in the air, and he fell.

Puxian behind quickly grabbed him.

Tang Seng was terrified, and hurriedly hid behind Puxian, and shouted: "Bodhisattva, there are monsters!"

Just now Puxian had revealed his identity with Tang Seng.

"Master! Help me!" Fat Routuan shouted.

"Eight, eight commandments?" Tang Seng heard the voice, poked his head out, and was very surprised, "What kind of food did you eat, why is this head bigger than your body?"

Zhu Bajie cried aggrievedly and said, "It was swollen from the beating."

Tang Seng looked at his apprentice, his face was so swollen that his facial features could not be seen at all, his eyes and mouth were completely covered by flesh, leaving only a small slit.

"Hey." Kong Xuan shouted from downstairs, "Get the fuck out of here!"

"I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore." Zhu Bajie wailed.

"Hehe. Don't talk about your master, even the Buddha will not be able to save you!" Kong Xuan sneered, "I'll count to three, if you don't get out of here, I'll kill you to the west and kill you!"

Zhu Bajie shook into a ball.

Kong Xuan shouted: "One."

Zhu Bajie cried and rolled down the stairs.

It was another miserable scream, exactly the same as the sound of killing a pig.

……

Zhiyuan Temple is more than ten miles away from the capital of Chechi Kingdom.

But there are no monks in the temple, only Taoists.

This place is located among the four mountains, like the shelter of the four gods and beasts, the geomantic omen is excellent, and it is a place that can absorb incense.Therefore, although Che Chiguo worshiped Taoism and destroyed Buddhism, he did not demolish Zhiyuan Temple, but directly changed the temple into a Taoist temple.

The Taoist priests tore down the Buddha statues originally enshrined in the temples and replaced them with Taoist gods.

Zhiyuan Temple was originally the largest Buddhist temple in the Chechi Kingdom, but later Taoism became the state religion of the Chechi Kingdom, and this temple became the largest Taoist temple in the Chechi Kingdom.Because of the large area and many halls, there are many gods enshrined.

The two stood at the gate of the temple, surrounded by dense ancient cypresses, gurgling streams, and a strong scent of sandalwood. It really is a quiet and blessed place.

Next to the temple, there are some monks who are regarded as coolies working. They are responsible for expanding the temple and doing some hard work.

"Who is it?" A Taoist priest asked at the gate of the temple.

Qi Yue went over and waved at him the token given by the little Taoist priest: "Come to offer incense to Sanqing."

The Taoist waved the floating dust: "You two, please come in. There are incense candles in the temple, you can use them as you like."

They entered the Taoist temple, and what they met was a huge stone tablet with eight large characters written on it——

The immortal way is precious, and there is no measure of human beings.

"What do you mean?" Qi Yue asked.

Chongjiu said: "The way of immortality is precious to life, which is the Taoist way of life."

Qi Yue thought for a while: "Does it mean that life is precious?"

"Yes." Chongjiu nodded.

"But these Taoists didn't respect the lives of monks." Qi Yue sighed and asked, "What about the unscrupulous people?"

Chongjiu said: "If you want to cultivate the Tao, you must not only save yourself, but also save others, make good connections, and benefit the world."

Qi Yue said: "I thought that Taoism only cares about its own ascension, and doesn't care about others."

Chong Jiu shook his head: "If you only care about yourself, you will fall into the evil way. Those who are Taoist should first make meritorious deeds. If you don't cultivate your virtues, you will not live forever."

As a dragon, Qi Yue doesn't need to practice, he can become a fairy after birth, so he naturally doesn't know the way of cultivation in the lower realms.

Qi Yue took the incense, first went to the Sanqing Hall, offered incense to Sanqing, and worshiped for a few times.

As an excellent member of the Communist Youth League, Qi Yue does not have any religious beliefs, but he does not refuse anyone who comes. He also worships Buddha, Taoist gods, Confucius, and Yanhuang ancestors. I also worshiped Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, and occasionally went to church to visit, and even worshiped Marx before the political exam.

Seeing this, Chongjiu also offered incense and worshiped Sanqing.

He was not surprised that Qiyue worshiped Taoist gods, after all, although he was going to the west to learn scriptures, Qiyue was a member of the Heavenly Court, and it was normal to worship Taoist gods.

After Qiyue finished worshiping, he looked at the old gentleman in Sanqingzhong and commented: "This doesn't look like it at all!"

Chongjiu asked: "What's not like?"

Qi Yue recalled the Laojun whom he had met when he collected green bull essence: "He is a real person, uh, with small eyes and a small nose, he feels a bit wretched."

Chongjiu pointed to the incense that Qi Yue just put on: "The few sticks of incense you gave to Laojun are all broken."

Qi Yue was shocked!

So stingy!

He stepped forward neatly, pulled out all the incense he had given to Laojun from the incense burner, threw it on the ground and stomped on it.

Chongjiu: ...

Qi Yue clapped his hands and said to Chong Jiu, "Let's go. Let's go to worship other gods."

"Do you still want to worship?" Chongjiu thought that the two of them came to Zhiyuan Temple to do some important things, such as rescue monks, arrest Taoist priests and so on.

Even Chong Jiu had the idea of ​​flattening this view.

But after thinking about it, he never expected that he really came to worship God!

"Of course I have to worship." Qi Yue said as a matter of course, "Otherwise, if you only worship Sanqing, other gods will be unhappy. So no matter what I meet, I will worship."

Chongjiu: Although you have worshiped Laojun, Laojun is not happy at all!

……

A powerful coercion descended suddenly.

All the Taoist priests in Zhiyuan Temple panicked.

"Here, which fairy is this?"

"Sanqing is above, the gods have appeared, the gods have appeared!"

"There are gods who heard our prayers and were moved by us!"

"This is the first time a god has appeared in our temple!"

Qi Yue also felt this coercion.

Damn, Qi Yue was surprised, it couldn't be the Taishang Laojun who came to deal with me, right?Didn't I just say something obscene and take back the incense I gave him!

As for making such a big fire!

But Qi Yue soon discovered that the coercion did not come to Sanqing Hall, but to the side hall that he had worshiped just now.

"Who is it?" Qi Yue asked while rushing in.

The one who appeared was a god riding a black tiger, with a black face and black beard, holding a steel whip in his left hand, and an ingot in his right hand, and an immortal in full military attire.

Qi Yue looked at the sign below - Marshal Zhao Gongming of Xuantan.

"Who is this?" Qi Yue asked.

"Marshal Xuantan Zhao Gongming." Chong Jiu said.

"Nonsense, I can see it myself." Qi Yue said.

Chong Jiu was very wronged: "Then why do you still ask me?"

Qi Yue didn't bother to pay attention to him, and wondered to himself, "Why did he appear? Did he hear my prayer? Why did I pray to him?"

Chong Jiu asked: "Do you know him?"

Qi Yue shrugged: "I'm not familiar with you."

As soon as Qi Yue finished speaking, he saw that the incense sticks he had inserted in front of the statue of Zhao Gongming were broken.

Qiyue: ...

Zhao Gongming: Who made my statue look so ugly!I don't look like this at all, no wonder my baby doesn't recognize me anymore!

A group of Taoist priests were so excited that they all rushed over, knelt on the ground and howled, "Marshal Zhao has manifested, Marshal Zhao has manifested!"

Immediately, another exciting thing happened.Those Taoist priests who died of excitement all came back to life with excitement.

"Sanqing is above, and another god has appeared!"

"Which fairy is this time?"

"Hey. Why are there two pressures, one big and one small?"

"It's Erlang Xianshengzhenjun! He is still following Xiaotiangou."

Qi Yue felt the power of this angry god, and gave a middle finger to Yang Jian's statue: "Grass, didn't I worship you, why are you so angry?"

You paid homage all the way here, but you didn’t do so when you met him, he must be unhappy, Chong Jiu thought.

But Chong Jiu himself did not worship Yang Jian.

Qi Yue went over to touch the pants on the statue of Yang Jian: "He should wear a pair of small leather pants, which are very tight."

Chong Jiu nodded: "I still need tights."

"Forget it." Qi Yue lit three sticks of incense and placed them in front of Yang Jian, "You are pitiful, and the incense is not strong, so let's give you a stick of incense."

Just as Qi Yue put it on, the incense broke again, and Qi Yue felt that divine power was even more angry.

"Don't forget it." Qi Yue pulled out the incense, and took a few fresh offering fruits in front of Yang Jian and gnawed them in his mouth.

Taoist priests came one after another and knelt in front of the statue of Erlang, weeping dry.They will never forget this day.

But there is another exciting event waiting for them.

"It's manifested again, it's manifested again!"

"This time it's the old mother's hall, which old mother is it?"

"It's Our Lady of Mount Li!"

Qi Yue held a stick in his hand.

As soon as he entered the old mother's hall, two sticks flew out of the stick in front of the old mother's statue in Lishan, coming towards the two of them.

Qi Yue grabbed the stick that was flying towards him, thinking in his heart, this old mother is so generous, I didn't even give her some incense, so I just gave me a stick for nothing.

He took it in front of his eyes and saw that it was signed "Give birth to a precious son early".

Qi Yue complained crazily, when did this Lishan old mother change her career to become a child-giving lady?

The point is, I don't even have a partner, who am I going to have sex with?

"This old mother is not good at all." Qi Yue came to a conclusion, "I decided not to offer incense to her."

Chong Jiu also held a stick in his hand, he smiled: "This stick of mine is quite effective."

"Oh?" Qi became more and more interested, "What did you write?"

Chong Jiu shook his head with a smile, and with a little effort in his hand, he crushed the wooden stick into fine powder.

"Stingy." Qi Yue said.

"Then what's your lottery?" Chong Jiu asked, and when he raised his hand, the sawdust in his palm floated in the air, one after another.

"I won't tell you either." Qi Yue said and walked out of the old mother's hall.

Chong Jiu respectfully put three sticks of incense on his mother: "Thank you for your protection."

Then he trotted out to chase Qiyue.

Sawdust flew in the air, and finally landed in front of the statue of the old mother of Lishan, forming the crooked four characters——to grow old together.

It is the content of Chongjiu lottery.

……

Three times in a row, no, three gods and one dog appeared. The Taoist priests were so excited that they cried blood and tears, and they all knelt on the ground and couldn't move.

Who knows, there are even bigger surprises waiting for them.

"one two three four!"

"This, this, this, four, four, four, four, four coercion..."

"Four, four gods appear at the same time!"

"Dragon King Palace, could it be the Dragon King of the Four Seas who manifested his spirit?"

"Really, really, the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas have all appeared!"