On the way to learn the scriptures, I had a basic relationship with my love rival.

Qi Yue looked at the customs clearance document in the bag, it was just a piece of light paper.

But when he held it in his hand, he felt that it was heavy, and he really wanted to cry without tears.

The customs clearance document is the certificate for departing from the Tang Dynasty to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures.Xitian recognizes the book but not the person, it doesn't matter who it is, as long as you hold this document, you will be recognized as a learner.That's why the six-eared macaque wanted to kill Tang Seng's master and apprentice, snatch this document by himself, and go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures instead of Tang Seng.

The person holding the customs clearance document is the person who learns the scriptures, so he needs to go through ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties.Now, the document is still in Qi Yue's hands, and he is still the person who has gone through many calamities.

Previously, Qi Yue took the documents and left first, that's why he met the three monsters of Chechi Kingdom, Pansidong Spider, Baiyan, etc. on the road.

Even the person who drank the water from the Zimu River was not Tang Seng, but Qiyue, which is also a difficulty that holders of documents must go through.This is what was preordained when Tang Seng handed over the customs clearance documents to Qi Yue in the Li Li Inn.

Therefore, in the dark, there is God's will.It is inevitable for Qi Yue to become pregnant.

But now, Tang Seng shook his hands and set off for the West Paradise, and in the euphemistic name of letting Qiyue sit in confinement, let him stay in Xiliang for a while.

In fact, Tang Seng's calculation was very precise, that is, he wanted Qi Yue to go through the tribulation with the customs clearance documents, while he walked leisurely in front without worrying about monsters.

So, the trust between people is sometimes so fragile.

As an apprentice, he tried his best to cheat and deceive, and get some Tang monk flesh.As for the master, he insidiously let the apprentice take the blame for the calamity.

This master-student relationship is not even as good as plastic, it has been ground into plastic powder, and I don't know where it is scattered.

When Qi Yue was packing his bags just now, he discovered the customs clearance documents, reflecting Tang Seng's conspiracy.But it was too late to give Tang Seng the customs clearance documents.Because you have to take the documents and walk from Datang to the west, and you can't fly with the documents.

"Hypocritical!" Qi Yue rolled around on the bed, "I've already seen through, that monkey and fat pig didn't remind me about the paperwork, they are all hypocritical men!"

Chong Jiu couldn't do anything about it, alas, who would have thought that although the pilgrimage team was small in number, there would be such intrigues.Even a confinement woman has to be counted.

Chong Jiu suggested: "How about we fly to your master and ask him to come back and get it?"

Qi Yue asked back: "Do you think it's realistic?"

"Uh." Chong Jiu said, "Then it would be more realistic for us to go through the calamity."

Qi Yue shouted: "But it's even more unrealistic for us to deal with that scorpion spirit!"

This scorpion essence is one of the 81 difficulties, and it cannot be dealt with.

There is a scorpion essence in the daughter country.

This scorpion spirit is extremely powerful, and its combat power is among the best among the monsters along the journey to the west.Back then, she went to listen to the Buddha's lecture. The Buddha thought the scorpion was creepy and wanted to drive her away, so he pushed the scorpion with his hand.The scorpion spirit turned its tail upside down, and the poisonous needle on its tail stabbed the Buddha's finger fiercely.

Buddha was poked in pain and pain.Of course he was able to clean up the scorpion easily, but he was a little worried about being poked again.

It's not that the Buddha couldn't deal with her, it's just like a person can easily crush a caterpillar to death, but he doesn't care that the hair on the caterpillar's body pricks his fingers.So the Buddha let the scorpion spirit live.

A woman who dared to poke even the Buddha, Qi Yue felt that she and Chong Jiu were no match.

In fact, Chongjiu's strength is not bad. Among the monsters along the way to learn the scriptures, he is also at an upper-middle level. Not to mention the soy sauce party like Kiyue, even Zhu Bajie is a little stronger.

It's just that Bai Yan, the king of Tongtian who met along the way, was of a high level, and the seven spiders were too numerous, so they never got any good.

"Then what should we do?" Chong Jiu asked, "How about we try to make a call?"

Qi Yue was still alive and kicking, rolling around, but now when he mentioned killing monsters, he immediately collapsed on the bed like a seriously ill patient, and said weakly, "I was able to fight, but now I just gave birth, and I am a little weak after giving birth. "

Chongjiu: "..."

Qi Yue acted as a patient for a while, but unfortunately there was no audience other than Chong Jiu, so he lost interest in acting again. After crying a few times, he jumped out of bed: "Then I will meet this woman and let her see See how powerful my silver spear is!"

Chongjiu:? ? ?Why is it so strange to hear this?

……

In this daughter country, no matter where you go, you must pretend to be a woman, otherwise you will be unable to move an inch, and you will be watched like a monkey, and you will even be picked up by excited women in the street.

Qiyue and Chongjiu put on women's clothes.

Qi Yue stuffed the dragon egg on his chest as usual, and Chong Jiu stuffed two apples.

After wearing women's clothing a few times, they are more experienced.After dressing up as a woman, there is no flaw at all.

Chong Jiu looked at Qi Yue, that familiar face was more neutral, like a heroic girl, really charming.

He couldn't help it, leaned forward and pressed a kiss on this face.

Qi Yue originally wanted to slap him away, but at the moment Chong Jiu was wearing women's clothes, and his facial features were softened by magic, so Qi Yue was a little stunned.

There was a smile in Chong Jiu's eyes, and there was a slight blush around the eye sockets, adding a sense of confusion.But the eyes he looked at Qi Yue were extremely clear, as if there were two glances hidden in his eyes, making him look even more charming.Qi Yue took a look, then sank in, his heart was shocked, and he could no longer look away.

So, he didn't do anything, and let Chong Jiu kiss himself a few times.

After the kiss, he looked into Chong Jiu's eyes, and also leaned forward.

"Close your eyes!" Qi Yue shouted viciously.

Chong Jiu obediently closed his eyes.

Qi Yue looked carefully, and saw that the closed eyes were thin and long, the corners of the eyes were still slightly raised, and the thick eyelashes fluttered over them like a curtain.

Qi Yue got closer and looked at it, and couldn't help reaching out his hand, wanting to touch it.But after thinking about it, he put down his hand again, and leaned forward, pecking lightly on one of Chong Jiu's eyelids.

Chong Jiu opened his eyes, his eyes were full of joy, and he laughed a little foolishly.

"Let's go." Qi Yue blushed for no reason, hurriedly finished speaking, and walked out of the room first.

"Okay." Chong Jiu chased after him with a smile.

……

The two rode out of the city and headed northwest.

They rode for a while and reached a mountain.

This mountain is on the edge of a desert, surrounded by yellow sand.The mountain is also dark and not autumn, with jagged rocks and no vegetation.And on the mountainside, there is a huge hole.

There are two gates at the entrance of the cave, and a picture of a bright red scorpion on the gate.On a stone next to it, there are six characters "Pipa Cave in Dudi Mountain".

Chong Jiu took out the steel fork, flew to the door of the cave, and stabbed with the fork.

The door slammed and fell down.

A woman's angry curse came from the hole: "You fucker's whole family exploded? Where did you come from? If you are so angry, go back and smash your ****'s coffin board. Why should you smash your aunt's door? Letter If you don’t believe me, your aunt went to your grave..."

Qi Yue and Chong Jiu looked at each other, this scorpion spirit is really fierce, even scolding people so hard.

"You're hanging on the tree..." A young girl in pink rushed out cursing.

She was pretty and extremely beautiful, with a slender scar on her face, from the corner of her eyebrows to her chin, but she didn't look ugly, on the contrary, it gave this gorgeous face a strange and flirtatious feeling.

Xie Zijing stood at the entrance of the cave with his hips akimbo, and was about to continue cursing, when he turned around, he saw the two people in front of the cave.

In an instant, half of her cursing words got stuck in her throat.

A light wind blows.

The scorpion spirit laughed in the wind, her smile was quiet and elegant, just like the gentle wind just now.

She was completely different from the vile-mouthed shrew just now.

She raised her sleeves slightly, covering half of her face, star waves flowed in her brows.She looked at the two of them, smiled lightly and said, "I had a hunch that today is a good day, and it is indeed a sunny day, and there are two fairy-like younger sisters here."

The attitude of the scorpion spirit changed so quickly that Qi Yue was caught off guard.

But he still decided to keep the same and continue to act according to his original script.So he whispered, "We're going to grab a man from you." After finishing speaking, he pushed out the two dragon eggs on his chest.

Scorpion Jing let out a "poof" and covered her mouth with a smile. She smiled and said with a smile, "Sister, stop joking. We have everything in Xiliang country, but there are no men! How much do I have?" I haven't seen a man in years."

Qi Yue wondered: "Didn't my senior brother come to you a few days ago? Isn't he a man?"

"A few days ago?" Scorpion spirit recalled, "Oh, is it the one holding a stick?"

Qi Yue said, "Yes."

The scorpion spirit "cut" and said disdainfully: "He, how can he be called a man!"

Qi Yue was surprised, could it be that something indescribable happened between the scorpion spirit and Sun Wukong, and Sun Wukong's ability is not enough to satisfy the scorpion spirit...

But the scorpion spirit continued to say: "That's just a male monkey."

Qi Yue was speechless.Well, Monkey King's appearance with sharp-billed monkey cheeks and monkey hair all over his face is really not human in a strict sense.

But it's a bit too much to say it's a monkey.

Should it be called, caveman?

Qi Yue was in a trance when he heard the scorpion spirit blink a few times and laughed: "Okay, two sisters who are like angels, don't think about those tough stinky men. What's so good about men, we women and Women are more interesting."

Qi Yue suddenly had a bad premonition.

Sure enough, the scorpion spirit cast a few winks at them, twisted her waist and said, "Come in the cave, the three of us, sisters, let's have a good time together."

Qi Yue and Chong Jiu looked at each other.

Well, it's not surprising to meet a gay guy like Bai Yan, and a lily like Xie Zijing.

Qi Yue said: "It turns out that my sister likes women."

"My sister's words are really strange." Xie Zijing said, "In our daughter's country, if you don't like women, how can you still like men?"

Qi Yue and Chong Jiu: "..."

There is nothing wrong with this, nothing wrong, really nothing wrong!

In the country of daughters, do you want to like men?Okay, no problem, but you will definitely be a bachelor for the rest of your life.

There is no man here!Many women have never even seen a man, can't they think about it?Disaster!

Qi Yue sneered.

That being the case, that ha ha.

Qi Yue blew a kiss to Xie Zijing, and said, "Hee hee, then I'll show my sister a treasure."

The scorpion spirit blew him a kiss and asked expectantly, "What?"

"This~" Qi Yue said, touching the two dragon eggs stuffed on his chest with both hands at the same time.