On the way to learn the scriptures, I had a basic relationship with my love rival.
Chapter 93 The Lion and Camel Country
Buddha lotus circled and danced in the sky, and the sound of Sanskrit converged, forming a beautiful and harmonious scene.
The Buddhas sang and danced, which was very lively.
Qi Yue was watching from below, when suddenly, he heard someone shouting: "Grandma, save some delicious food for me."
Qi Yue looked back and saw the black bear spirit from Guanyin's family striding in.
The black bear came to the table, grabbed an elbow and put it in his mouth.He ate it in two or three mouthfuls, continued to take another, and said, "It's so fucking delicious, so fucking delicious, I haven't eaten meat for many years!"
"Xiao Hei, why are you here?" Qi Yue asked.
"I'm an important supporting role, and I have a lot of roles." Xiao Hei said.
Qi Yue was suddenly jealous.
"You finished shooting your part?" Dapeng asked.
"Of course, my acting skills are great!" Xiao Hei patted his chest and said, "As soon as I finish filming, I'll take the opportunity to come over to eat something for you. will punish me too much."
All the Buddhas in the sky stopped after singing a sutra.
The demon cloud above the lion camel country gradually faded, and the sky above the cloud could be seen so thinly, but the demon cloud was still there and did not completely dissipate.
The Buddha put his palms together and recited the Buddha's name: "Amitabha."
All the Buddhas chanted together: "Amitabha."
Their voices were not loud, but they overwhelmed the roars of monsters from the Lion and Camel Kingdom below.
"My Buddha is merciful." The Buddha said, "I am here to rescue the people of the Li people who were eaten. But all living beings are equal, and the monsters below, I will also leave you a way out. You should quickly put down the butcher knife and convert to Buddhism."
The roar of monsters erupted in the Lion Camel Kingdom: "Kill the Lingshan Mountain and cut down all the Buddhas. The Three Realms are the only ones, and only I, the Lion Camel!"
"Only my lion camel!" The roar continued and echoed throughout the plain.
Under Xiao Hei's popular science, Qi Yue finally figured out what was going on.
"Actually, it's because Avalokitesvara is so idle, er, no, Avalokitesvara has a headache from being idle." Xiao Hei said, "She thought that Uncle Buddha was in the Lion Camel Kingdom in the lower realm, so she set the Lion Camel Kingdom as a kalpa to learn scriptures, and then I gave Uncle Buddha a bottle and asked him to use the bottle to imprison the monkey for a few days."
Qi Yue glanced at the red version of the jade bottle on the table, and silently lit a candle for Monkey King in his heart.
"Guanyin also sent down the green-haired lion and the white elephant, and said that he should give the monkey a little more power. No, no, actually, Guanyin wants to hone your sutra learning team more, it's for your own good." Xiao Hei said.
Qi Yue smiled, who did this reason lie to?
Xiao Hei said: "However, after all, it is a catastrophe on the way to learn scriptures. Even if it is a show, you can't mess around. If you set up a catastrophe, you must solve it. To solve the catastrophe of Uncle Buddha, Guanyin is not qualified. She is not qualified at all. Unable to deal with Uncle Buddha. So Guanyin went to find Buddha and asked him to cooperate and subdue Uncle Buddha."
Xiao Hei drank his saliva and continued: "The Buddha said, that's fine, let's just make a movie about it. The Buddha's demons and demons can not only show the strength of the Buddha, but also promote Buddhism to everyone. , and also solved the catastrophe, so many things in one fell swoop. So the Buddha made such a thing, and invited Li Shan's old mother to shoot it."
Qi Yue said with regret: "Oh, it's a pity that I found out too late, and I didn't get the role, and I didn't even have a chance to show my face."
Xiao Hei patted him on the shoulder reassuringly: "It's okay, after you save Tang Seng, you can turn into a horse to carry him. You can't show your face, but you can also show a horse's face!"
Qi Yue waved his hand: "Forget it, it's worth noting this kind of opportunity."
The little demons outside shouted conscientiously.
"Stubbornness!" Buddha said, he opened his mouth and roared, "Drink!"
This move is the Buddhist lion's roar.The monk's roar is like a lion's roar, which can deter evil spirits from going astray.At this moment, it was displayed by the Buddha himself, and the whole world suddenly changed color.
The yells of tens of thousands of monsters paled under this drink, just like the yells of ordinary people compared with the sound of thunder.
Qi Yue was standing in the palace, and when he heard the Buddha's roar, he couldn't help being frightened so that his legs gave way, he took two steps back and fell down.
He fell heavily on Zhu Bajie who was sleeping on the ground.Not only was Zhu Bajie not woken up by the roar, but Qiyue fell on him and failed to wake him up. He turned over and continued snoring like thunder.
The Buddha's lion's roar lasted for a long time, circling and echoing in the air, shaking all the monsters on the ground in a daze, and they couldn't catch their breath when they stood still.
After the Buddha has shown his strength, he will start to preach, showing that Buddhism has both grace and power.
He began to read Buddhist scriptures.Flower buds emerged out of thin air following his words.The buds bloom into lotus flowers, falling all over the world, and the lotus fragrance is overflowing.
Influenced by Buddhist scriptures, the monsters put down their weapons one after another and sat cross-legged.Gradually, under the leadership of the Buddha, they began to recite Buddhist scriptures.
The monsters are on the ground, and the Buddha is sitting on the cloud. The monsters have fierce faces, and the Buddha has a compassionate face, but they all recite the same scriptures.
"It's spectacular!" Qi Yue was also shocked by this scene.
"I personally supervised them to memorize this scripture for half a month," Dapeng said.
After the Buddha finished chanting, the little demons on the ground had already been influenced, and they prostrated themselves to the ground.
But this is not the end, this only shows the greatness and appeal of Buddhism, the highlight is the Buddha's exorcism.
So, it's the turn of the villains.
The green-haired lion spirit and the white elephant jumped into the air together, revealing their real bodies.Lion elephants tens of feet high roared at the Buddha.
Of course, it is impossible for the Buddha to start a fight here, and he also wants to give his subordinates a chance to show their faces.So he asked, "Who is willing to subdue these two beasts?"
Pu Xian and Manjusri said together: "I would like to go."
"Then there are two Bodhisattvas, Lao Puxian and Manjushri." Buddha said.
Pu Xian and Manjusri recruited all kinds of magic weapons, all of which were shining with gold. After showing off, they chose the two most flashy magic weapons.
"Evil animal, why don't you just catch it?" The two Bodhisattvas scolded.
The green-haired lion spirit and the white elephant rushed towards the two bodhisattvas angrily.
The two bodhisattvas gracefully performed two tricks, making the whole sky full of Buddha's light.Under the bombardment of the Bodhisattvas, the green-haired lion spirit and the white elephant became smaller and smaller, and finally returned to the size of normal beasts.
Manjusri shouted: "Naughty beast!"
"Ah!" The green-haired lion spirit yelled, curled up and knelt in front of Manjusri.
"My Buddha is merciful, I will save your life." Manjusri said, "From now on, you will be my mount."
The green-haired lion spirit hurriedly said: "It's a small honor to be the mount of a Bodhisattva."
Manjusri nodded, sat on the green-haired lion, and then drove the lion back to the Buddhist camp.
Qi Yue: "..." This acting is too fake!
Bai Xiang also quickly expressed his loyalty to Puxian, and then went back happily.
Dapeng is the ultimate villain in this scene, and it is finally his turn to play.
Xiao Hei encouraged him with concern: "Uncle Buddha, come on!"
"Of course." Dapeng finished speaking confidently, and then went into the air.Standing in front of the Buddha, he looked like a hero looking down on the world.
"Amitabha, who is willing to cast down demons this time?" Buddha asked again.
"I would like to go." Kong Xuan said.
"Then it will be troublesome for Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva." Buddha said.
Qi Yue asked: "Hey, why does he also have a role?"
"His face is pretty." Xiao Hei said naturally.
Oh, it turns out that this is the responsibility of appearance.
"I am the master of the lion and camel, who is coming?" Dapeng was dressed in black, holding a silver-white Fangtian painted halberd, looking heroic.Kong Xuan opposite him was barefoot, casually wearing a red monk robe, which made his face brighter, and compared with Dapeng, his temperament was not inferior.
Li Shan's old mother smiled and said: "Very good, very good, this angle is good."
Bai Suzhen next to her smiled and said: "The few monster sisters I know have never forgotten and cared about the Buddha mother since they met the Buddha mother once. This time, when the promotional video comes out this time, I will definitely buy it and watch it every day."
"I am the Peacock Daming King." Kong Xuan said, "You beast, kneel down!"
"It's up to you?" Dapeng sneered.
Kong Xuan exchanged a few words with him, and then slapped him.
Then, the majestic Dapeng just now was slapped down by this slap.
"What? Is this the end?" Qi Yuelian asked.
Xiao Hei was also stunned, and he murmured: "This, this, this is not how it is played!"
Everyone was silent, the Buddhas in the sky, the little demons on the ground, the old mother of Lishan who was photographed, and even the Buddha.
The script is wrong!
Shouldn't it be that Dapeng and Kong Xuan fought for [-] rounds, and then Kong Xuan was defeated, and the Buddha stepped forward to subdue the demon himself!
If you slap Dapeng away with a slap right now, what about the scene where the Buddha subdues the demon in the end?
Even Kong Xuan and Dapeng who were involved were stunned.Of course Kong Xuan didn't really slap him, he just slapped lightly, and with the speed of the roc, he could completely dodge it.
But Dapeng just couldn't dodge, and was blown away in despair.It was really because Kong Xuan had beaten him too many times since he was a child, which left a psychological shadow on him. Now when he sees his brother slapping his hand, he reflexively dare not run, and can only stand and be beaten.
The fight scene this time is quite big, there are tens of thousands of monks and monsters, so it is very troublesome to repeat it all over again.But for so many years, the Buddha has never encountered any strong wind and waves. When he looked at him, he had an idea in an instant.
"Jumping clown!" He rolled his eyes at Dapeng who had fallen to the ground, and said coldly, then looked at the Lion Camel King's Palace, and said, "The real envoy, you, come out."
Several people in the palace looked at each other, and Xiao Hei hurriedly pushed Qi Yue: "Come on! I'm calling you!"
"Me?" Qi Yue called out in panic.
"Yes, hurry up!" Xiao Hei shouted.
Qi Yue raised his head from the window, and met the Buddha's eyes, he saw the Buddha blinked slightly.
"But I won't!" Qi Yue cried with a sad face.
"Buddha descends the demon, you just fight him for a while and lose to him, play it real!" Xiao Hei said anxiously, "Hurry up."
So Qi Yue gritted his teeth, straightened his clothes, let out a dragon chant, and jumped into the air.
The Buddha breathed a sigh of relief, yes, yes, subduing the dragon, this looks much better than subduing a bird.
The Buddhas sang and danced, which was very lively.
Qi Yue was watching from below, when suddenly, he heard someone shouting: "Grandma, save some delicious food for me."
Qi Yue looked back and saw the black bear spirit from Guanyin's family striding in.
The black bear came to the table, grabbed an elbow and put it in his mouth.He ate it in two or three mouthfuls, continued to take another, and said, "It's so fucking delicious, so fucking delicious, I haven't eaten meat for many years!"
"Xiao Hei, why are you here?" Qi Yue asked.
"I'm an important supporting role, and I have a lot of roles." Xiao Hei said.
Qi Yue was suddenly jealous.
"You finished shooting your part?" Dapeng asked.
"Of course, my acting skills are great!" Xiao Hei patted his chest and said, "As soon as I finish filming, I'll take the opportunity to come over to eat something for you. will punish me too much."
All the Buddhas in the sky stopped after singing a sutra.
The demon cloud above the lion camel country gradually faded, and the sky above the cloud could be seen so thinly, but the demon cloud was still there and did not completely dissipate.
The Buddha put his palms together and recited the Buddha's name: "Amitabha."
All the Buddhas chanted together: "Amitabha."
Their voices were not loud, but they overwhelmed the roars of monsters from the Lion and Camel Kingdom below.
"My Buddha is merciful." The Buddha said, "I am here to rescue the people of the Li people who were eaten. But all living beings are equal, and the monsters below, I will also leave you a way out. You should quickly put down the butcher knife and convert to Buddhism."
The roar of monsters erupted in the Lion Camel Kingdom: "Kill the Lingshan Mountain and cut down all the Buddhas. The Three Realms are the only ones, and only I, the Lion Camel!"
"Only my lion camel!" The roar continued and echoed throughout the plain.
Under Xiao Hei's popular science, Qi Yue finally figured out what was going on.
"Actually, it's because Avalokitesvara is so idle, er, no, Avalokitesvara has a headache from being idle." Xiao Hei said, "She thought that Uncle Buddha was in the Lion Camel Kingdom in the lower realm, so she set the Lion Camel Kingdom as a kalpa to learn scriptures, and then I gave Uncle Buddha a bottle and asked him to use the bottle to imprison the monkey for a few days."
Qi Yue glanced at the red version of the jade bottle on the table, and silently lit a candle for Monkey King in his heart.
"Guanyin also sent down the green-haired lion and the white elephant, and said that he should give the monkey a little more power. No, no, actually, Guanyin wants to hone your sutra learning team more, it's for your own good." Xiao Hei said.
Qi Yue smiled, who did this reason lie to?
Xiao Hei said: "However, after all, it is a catastrophe on the way to learn scriptures. Even if it is a show, you can't mess around. If you set up a catastrophe, you must solve it. To solve the catastrophe of Uncle Buddha, Guanyin is not qualified. She is not qualified at all. Unable to deal with Uncle Buddha. So Guanyin went to find Buddha and asked him to cooperate and subdue Uncle Buddha."
Xiao Hei drank his saliva and continued: "The Buddha said, that's fine, let's just make a movie about it. The Buddha's demons and demons can not only show the strength of the Buddha, but also promote Buddhism to everyone. , and also solved the catastrophe, so many things in one fell swoop. So the Buddha made such a thing, and invited Li Shan's old mother to shoot it."
Qi Yue said with regret: "Oh, it's a pity that I found out too late, and I didn't get the role, and I didn't even have a chance to show my face."
Xiao Hei patted him on the shoulder reassuringly: "It's okay, after you save Tang Seng, you can turn into a horse to carry him. You can't show your face, but you can also show a horse's face!"
Qi Yue waved his hand: "Forget it, it's worth noting this kind of opportunity."
The little demons outside shouted conscientiously.
"Stubbornness!" Buddha said, he opened his mouth and roared, "Drink!"
This move is the Buddhist lion's roar.The monk's roar is like a lion's roar, which can deter evil spirits from going astray.At this moment, it was displayed by the Buddha himself, and the whole world suddenly changed color.
The yells of tens of thousands of monsters paled under this drink, just like the yells of ordinary people compared with the sound of thunder.
Qi Yue was standing in the palace, and when he heard the Buddha's roar, he couldn't help being frightened so that his legs gave way, he took two steps back and fell down.
He fell heavily on Zhu Bajie who was sleeping on the ground.Not only was Zhu Bajie not woken up by the roar, but Qiyue fell on him and failed to wake him up. He turned over and continued snoring like thunder.
The Buddha's lion's roar lasted for a long time, circling and echoing in the air, shaking all the monsters on the ground in a daze, and they couldn't catch their breath when they stood still.
After the Buddha has shown his strength, he will start to preach, showing that Buddhism has both grace and power.
He began to read Buddhist scriptures.Flower buds emerged out of thin air following his words.The buds bloom into lotus flowers, falling all over the world, and the lotus fragrance is overflowing.
Influenced by Buddhist scriptures, the monsters put down their weapons one after another and sat cross-legged.Gradually, under the leadership of the Buddha, they began to recite Buddhist scriptures.
The monsters are on the ground, and the Buddha is sitting on the cloud. The monsters have fierce faces, and the Buddha has a compassionate face, but they all recite the same scriptures.
"It's spectacular!" Qi Yue was also shocked by this scene.
"I personally supervised them to memorize this scripture for half a month," Dapeng said.
After the Buddha finished chanting, the little demons on the ground had already been influenced, and they prostrated themselves to the ground.
But this is not the end, this only shows the greatness and appeal of Buddhism, the highlight is the Buddha's exorcism.
So, it's the turn of the villains.
The green-haired lion spirit and the white elephant jumped into the air together, revealing their real bodies.Lion elephants tens of feet high roared at the Buddha.
Of course, it is impossible for the Buddha to start a fight here, and he also wants to give his subordinates a chance to show their faces.So he asked, "Who is willing to subdue these two beasts?"
Pu Xian and Manjusri said together: "I would like to go."
"Then there are two Bodhisattvas, Lao Puxian and Manjushri." Buddha said.
Pu Xian and Manjusri recruited all kinds of magic weapons, all of which were shining with gold. After showing off, they chose the two most flashy magic weapons.
"Evil animal, why don't you just catch it?" The two Bodhisattvas scolded.
The green-haired lion spirit and the white elephant rushed towards the two bodhisattvas angrily.
The two bodhisattvas gracefully performed two tricks, making the whole sky full of Buddha's light.Under the bombardment of the Bodhisattvas, the green-haired lion spirit and the white elephant became smaller and smaller, and finally returned to the size of normal beasts.
Manjusri shouted: "Naughty beast!"
"Ah!" The green-haired lion spirit yelled, curled up and knelt in front of Manjusri.
"My Buddha is merciful, I will save your life." Manjusri said, "From now on, you will be my mount."
The green-haired lion spirit hurriedly said: "It's a small honor to be the mount of a Bodhisattva."
Manjusri nodded, sat on the green-haired lion, and then drove the lion back to the Buddhist camp.
Qi Yue: "..." This acting is too fake!
Bai Xiang also quickly expressed his loyalty to Puxian, and then went back happily.
Dapeng is the ultimate villain in this scene, and it is finally his turn to play.
Xiao Hei encouraged him with concern: "Uncle Buddha, come on!"
"Of course." Dapeng finished speaking confidently, and then went into the air.Standing in front of the Buddha, he looked like a hero looking down on the world.
"Amitabha, who is willing to cast down demons this time?" Buddha asked again.
"I would like to go." Kong Xuan said.
"Then it will be troublesome for Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva." Buddha said.
Qi Yue asked: "Hey, why does he also have a role?"
"His face is pretty." Xiao Hei said naturally.
Oh, it turns out that this is the responsibility of appearance.
"I am the master of the lion and camel, who is coming?" Dapeng was dressed in black, holding a silver-white Fangtian painted halberd, looking heroic.Kong Xuan opposite him was barefoot, casually wearing a red monk robe, which made his face brighter, and compared with Dapeng, his temperament was not inferior.
Li Shan's old mother smiled and said: "Very good, very good, this angle is good."
Bai Suzhen next to her smiled and said: "The few monster sisters I know have never forgotten and cared about the Buddha mother since they met the Buddha mother once. This time, when the promotional video comes out this time, I will definitely buy it and watch it every day."
"I am the Peacock Daming King." Kong Xuan said, "You beast, kneel down!"
"It's up to you?" Dapeng sneered.
Kong Xuan exchanged a few words with him, and then slapped him.
Then, the majestic Dapeng just now was slapped down by this slap.
"What? Is this the end?" Qi Yuelian asked.
Xiao Hei was also stunned, and he murmured: "This, this, this is not how it is played!"
Everyone was silent, the Buddhas in the sky, the little demons on the ground, the old mother of Lishan who was photographed, and even the Buddha.
The script is wrong!
Shouldn't it be that Dapeng and Kong Xuan fought for [-] rounds, and then Kong Xuan was defeated, and the Buddha stepped forward to subdue the demon himself!
If you slap Dapeng away with a slap right now, what about the scene where the Buddha subdues the demon in the end?
Even Kong Xuan and Dapeng who were involved were stunned.Of course Kong Xuan didn't really slap him, he just slapped lightly, and with the speed of the roc, he could completely dodge it.
But Dapeng just couldn't dodge, and was blown away in despair.It was really because Kong Xuan had beaten him too many times since he was a child, which left a psychological shadow on him. Now when he sees his brother slapping his hand, he reflexively dare not run, and can only stand and be beaten.
The fight scene this time is quite big, there are tens of thousands of monks and monsters, so it is very troublesome to repeat it all over again.But for so many years, the Buddha has never encountered any strong wind and waves. When he looked at him, he had an idea in an instant.
"Jumping clown!" He rolled his eyes at Dapeng who had fallen to the ground, and said coldly, then looked at the Lion Camel King's Palace, and said, "The real envoy, you, come out."
Several people in the palace looked at each other, and Xiao Hei hurriedly pushed Qi Yue: "Come on! I'm calling you!"
"Me?" Qi Yue called out in panic.
"Yes, hurry up!" Xiao Hei shouted.
Qi Yue raised his head from the window, and met the Buddha's eyes, he saw the Buddha blinked slightly.
"But I won't!" Qi Yue cried with a sad face.
"Buddha descends the demon, you just fight him for a while and lose to him, play it real!" Xiao Hei said anxiously, "Hurry up."
So Qi Yue gritted his teeth, straightened his clothes, let out a dragon chant, and jumped into the air.
The Buddha breathed a sigh of relief, yes, yes, subduing the dragon, this looks much better than subduing a bird.
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