disqualified hero

"Minors are not allowed to drink alcohol." Having said that, Aizawa Kota sat on the high stool on the right side of Dazai Osamu. The tavern is not big, and there are fewer customers. Apart from the bartender, there is only Dazai Osamu. The store is dimly lit, the warm orange light hits the smooth counter, and the wine in the glass reflects the sparkling light.

Except for the few seats in front of the counter, there are only four chairs. Aizawa Shouta would not place himself in a booth to avoid Osamu Dazai. After he sat down, he said: "Boss, let me have a glass of distilled wine a sandwich."

"Only with tuna stuffing."

"It doesn't matter," he said, "just come up early."

"It's all made early in the morning and put in the refrigerator. Just serve it out. Do you want it warm?"

"Need not."

Osamu Dazai listened to their conversation quietly, during which his eyeballs rolled and rolled, and his expression was not so much thinking as he was thinking about something.

For people other than his own students, Aizawa Shouta has no educational stance. He hates meaningless things, and even more hates wasting time, so he ate two sandwiches at once under Dazai Osamu's almost treacherous gaze. The sandwiches in the refrigerator taste very good. The tuna is the tuna in the can. It is mixed with mashed potatoes, Thousand Island sauce, and egg sauce. In the middle, finely crushed peas and diced carrots are added. It is both delicious and nutritious. Well, it all fits his needs.

After eating the two pieces, the hungry stomach finally stopped protesting, and he said to Osamu Dazai, "What's the matter?"

Osamu Dazai: "I thought Mr. Eraserhead would ask me why I'm here."

"Do junior high school students need a reason to appear in the bar at night?" He didn't even lift his eyelids, and the old space fell into a heart-stopping silence again. Occasionally, a moth or two flew by, buzzing beside the chandelier Humming and flying, the elderly owner and bartender just wiped the glasses and didn't speak.

Osamu Dazai felt a little bored when no one talked to him. He is not a person who is not good at speaking, except that he would say a few specious words when he was playing tricks. In addition, he talked quite a lot .

"Mr. Eraserhead, I'm here because of the study tour organized by the school." He said, "I was just planning to take my handheld and books on the road and find a secluded corner for two days. After playing the game for half a day, I found that even though my brain could still play the game for 72 hours in a row, my stomach was going to protest me, so I had to go to the street to find a snack shop.”

"In the end, I found this store. Their canned crab meat is really delicious."

The owner who was cleaning the glass showed a somewhat helpless look: "I'm glad that the customers like my canned crab meat, but I run a bar." Anyway, I have to praise the bar.

Osamu Dazai wanted to say: "As far as the wine is concerned, it is not the best wine I have ever drunk. Is the boss considering opening a restaurant instead?"

Such impolite words did not offend the weather-beaten old man, he just said in a slightly proud tone of being praised for his cooking skills: "I don't think about it at the moment."

On this matter, Aizawa Shouta and Dazai Osamu had the same opinion, but he didn't say it. Maybe this is the so-called adult's reasonable concealment?

When Osamu Dazai said, "Kanagawa Prefecture is not so boring," Aizawa Kota finished the sandwich on the plate, and he took another sip of distilled wine, his eyelids drooping halfway, and he said, "You also paid attention to the Kanagawa robbery?"

[tsk! ]

[Is it an event that he pays attention to...]

He hasn't met Dazai Osamu much, but he already has a little understanding of his demon-like intelligence and strange interests beyond ordinary people. Dazai Osamu's concern has already sounded the alarm for Aizawa Xiaota.

Osamu Dazai smiled: "I have subscribed to the Hero Behavior Network push." ​​Hero Behavior Network is a comprehensive website that integrates the range of hero activities, the time and place of the enemy's appearance, and evacuation guide. Oka, then he can be notified of enemy attacks in the city extending around Shizuoka as the axis.

This website benefits three kinds of people the most: cowards who are afraid of enemies, fans who chase heroes, and social animals who are stuck at work and need to know the road conditions.

"What did you find?" Aizawa asked flatly.

"Hey, did I hear you right? Mr. Eraserhead, you are asking me for a question. My God, it's an honor. I, an unknown junior high school student, can actually help a hero." He made a grimace and said, overthrowing The overly humble rhetoric just now, "It's a lie."

Aizawa Xiaotai said flatly: "I hate wasting time, not to mention letting the enemy out for a day, the victims will become more, if you really know something, or have a way to catch the enemy, I ask you what's the problem." He is different from ordinary heroes. In terms of action mode, he is an absolute resultist. It doesn't matter whether his personal brilliance diverges or not in the event. He even hopes to hide deeply in the darkness. .

Seeking help from Dazai is just to catch the enemy quickly.

"Of course, it's your freedom whether you want to respond to me."

[His words today are extraordinarily great...]

Dazai Osamu: "Well, so he is also a hero, Mr. Eraserhead is a little more interesting than others." He showed a look that made Aizawa Shouta unable to help being shocked, said "interesting" on his mouth, and his expression "Interesting" is written, but the eyes are barren.

[So boring, so boring, so boring]

[boring people, boring things, boring jobs]

[boring to disgusting world]

In his eyes, people living in the world are like dogs, and ticks jumping on the water are grass shoes without brains.

"Let's think about it, where should we start?" He flicked the edge of the glass, only to hear the crisp sound of fingernails hitting the glass wall, "Sure enough, let's start with the groundwater drainage system."

……

Osamu Dazai didn't go back at night, they lived in the atmospheric Odori shop where they studied and lived, and all the boys in the class were placed in a Japanese-style flat room.The male teacher who led the team was a head teacher with ginger hair. He had a big heart. He counted the number of boys before going to bed, and the second count was at breakfast the next day. He did not check the night, which provided a sufficient prerequisite for Osamu Dazai’s walk. condition.

Dazai's bed was scheduled to be next to Green Valley, so it was easy for Izuku Izuku to find out that he was not there. After the first ray of twilight was projected from the sky, Dazai sneaked in through the side door according to the path told by the hostess of the inn.His face is irresistibly attractive to women, coupled with the contradictory temperament on his body, as long as he doesn't take the initiative to bring up the nervous topic of dying for love with women, few people can resist him.

Lugu couldn't sleep, but Dazai's movements were too light, and he didn't disturb others at all. When Lugu opened his eyes, he saw a person wrapped in the blanket, like a silkworm baby, playing a palm machine.

[...]

[Did he play games all night?No, when did he come back? ]

Izuku Midoriya thought about it, so he asked in a low voice. How could he know that Osamu Dazai couldn't hear what he said when he was wearing earphones, so he had to increase the volume and shake Osamu Dazai's quilt.

"It's so noisy, Fei Jiu!" A low-pitched voice with hints of rage came from beside him. He was like a trembling little quail caught by the throat of fate. He didn't even dare to say a word, and his body trembled nervously. few times.

[It's over, it's over! ]

[I forgot that Ka Jiang was sleeping next to me! ]

Fortunately, in the early morning, Baohao didn't want to wake up the whole class of boys together. He was quite civic-minded in group events, and threatened to say "if you make any more noise, you will be blown away for a long time", and he covered his head with the quilt fell asleep again.

Even Osamu Dazai couldn't pretend he didn't hear the commotion, so he took off his earphones and paused the game interface.

Green Valley said: "When did you come back, no, where have you been?"

Dazai showed a slightly troubled expression: "Even I don't know the exact time, probably the moment the sun rose, I entered the house."

[This paradoxical literary tone again]

As soon as he opened his mouth, Izuku Midori's sensitive nose smelled something different. His sense of smell is stronger than that of ordinary people. If there is any weak personality called enhanced sense of smell, he should be the owner of this personality.

"Have you been drinking?" He asked in a panic. It's normal for junior high school students, especially junior high school boys, to drink alcohol. There will always be someone who borrows the ID cards of their parents and relatives to buy a few bottles at a convenience store and put them together, as if drinking represents an adult. Drinking two cans of Asahi beer like the courageous Qiongye Yulu, in fact, you will not be interrogated if you ask for a pint of beer at the restaurant.

It's a pity that Izuku Lvgu is not an ordinary junior high school student, he is an obedient card, he has been bullied for a long time, and of course he has no drinking experience.

"It's at 7-3-11 Sanmu Street. Their canned crab meat is very, very delicious."

Midoriya Izuku's eyes turned into chaotic circles.

"And I met an interesting person there who I couldn't help talking to." His voice suddenly became ethereal, "He reminded me of a dead person who had forgotten eight out of nine."

[]

[This argument……]

Osamu Dazai changed his voice: "Sure enough, interesting people and interesting things complement each other." While talking, Osamu Dazai's eyes flashed with curiosity, "Our schedule today is to go to the Aurumite Memorial Hall, right? ,I will go with you."

The Orumat Memorial Hall is located in the center of Kanagawa. The memorial hall is actually not big. It is on the top floor of a department store. However, it has undoubtedly become a very famous local attraction since the Heroic Age. The department store is sandwiched between three banks. , located in the most prosperous area of ​​Kanagawa.

"what?"

[Dazai-san is not interested in heroes, Oulumite? ]

I think so in my heart, but as a hero otaku, Izuku Midoriya also has a missionary nature, and I can't wait to spread the benefits of Orumat to people who are not fans.

"Okay, there are a lot of good things in the memorial hall in Kanagawa, such as the third-generation battle uniform, the equipment used by Orumite, and the collection of heroes that will be changed one day. There are also Kanagawa-limited Hero figures..."

[Well, it really is a house, I have enough homework. ]

"Wu Jiu, suicide waste..." The space behind Izuku Midoriya was almost twisted into hell by Bakugo's anger, but Dazai Osamu was still fanning the dark wind and lighting the will-o'-the-wisp, "Ah, could this be the legendary dragon's breath? It is exactly the same as the red dragon in the eighth level in the game."

"Didn't I tell you to be quiet? Go to hell, bastards!"

A new day kicks off amidst hilarity and uproar.

……

"Sewer?" Fire Buster didn't quite understand what Aizawa Shouta meant.

[Have you already investigated the video of the victim before his death?Ah, that's right, I said the word "victim". Didn't Mr. Eraserhead expect it? ]

[Before they wobbled and turned into zombies in "Resident Evil", they were also caught by the camera, right?If you zoom in the camera, you will find that they have all walked through the old and old-fashioned narrow trails in order to take shortcuts. Even Kanagawa has thousands of trails like this. There are no cameras, but they all have damp drains and manholes. Cover and sewer. ]

Aizawa Shouta said: "I want to call up the victim's video during his lifetime."

Fire Buster gave him a way to the big screen, Aizawa Xiaota operated it for a while, and he found the clue, just as Osamu Dazai said, they all came out of the dark alley, and the walking posture before going in was not good enough. It was normal, but when it came out, it turned into a strange appearance of moving forward with hands and feet.

[This is……]

On the screen, Aizawa Shouta suddenly discovered something. He selected a few pictures and tested the inside of the cochlea in the victim's eye socket and mouth. It seemed that there was some special and dirty substance surging.

[silt? ]

[Body: Osamu Dazai]

[Synchronization rate: 75% or 90% (???)]