disqualified hero

Dazai was sitting on the shoe stool in the entrance, and Nagae Komino handed him the shoehorn, and then rescued the leather shoes from Dazai's hands.

The shoehorn reached into the end of the shoe and finally got his foot inside.

"It's really helpful, Changzhi-chan."

"Ms. Dazai is the one. If I had used the shoehorn from the beginning, I wouldn't have wasted such a long time." Even Nagae Shino couldn't help complaining, "As far as life skills are concerned, Mr. Dazai is too incompetent. Now, how did you survive before?"

"Well..." Dazai stretched out his fingers and scratched his face, "Sure enough, it's because death is too difficult." He said, "Hell won't accept me, so no matter how low-powered, no matter how many disasters I encounter, I will live on. Such a physique."

Changzhi suddenly stopped talking.

"Then I'll go first, Nagae-chan." Dazai picked up the bag in his hand, "Learn and work hard!"

[His expression, what is going on? ]

When he said "hell won't take me", he really showed a very sad smile. In his dark pupils, there was no false smile that could be pierced, but only the heavy sadness that made people unable to breathe .

Even Nagae Shino couldn't handle Dazai's black emotions.

This may be the only moment when she can peek into Dazai's true heart.

……

At the end of March, a new line was opened between Shizuoka and Tokyo. It only takes 10 minutes. The train can send passengers to the center of Tokyo. Whether they are company employees or students, they only need to change at Tokyo Station. Take the line, you can reach the designated place within the specified time.Therefore, more and more people choose to go back and forth between the two cities instead of paying the high rent in Tokyo.

"Student Dazai!" Lugu's voice came from behind. Under Nagae's urging, Dazai left the door a little earlier, and he was closer to the station than Lugu. The two reasons combined, and Lugu went out. For a long time fell behind him.

"Long time no see, Lugu-kun." Dazai looked him up and down carefully and praised, "Is it Xiongying's school uniform? It suits you quite well."

"Really, really?" Lu Gu's freckles turned red, "Sure enough, the suit school uniform is completely different from the old-fashioned school uniform, right? It looks like an adult after wearing it."

"If Green Valley-kun wears it, it's better to look like a child who steals an adult's clothes than an adult." Dazai smiled and said mean words.

Green Valley: "..."

[Ah, how should I put it, as expected of Dazai-san, is he still as mean as ever after not talking for a while? ]

[Since you are going to complain about me in the end, don't say things like "suitable for me" before, it's too bad to be poured cold water after being happy. ]

"However," Dazai shook his head, "Whether the school uniform looks good or not, we still need to compare it. If you only see Mr. Lugu, you won't think it's well-dressed, but with something to compare—" He looked at Zheng with malicious intentions. ahead.

[Difficult, could it be! ]

Green Valley looked forward tremblingly, not that he was as timid as a mouse, but Dazai's tone of voice and the bad associations reverberating in his mind made him terrified.

What catches my eyes is a pair of loose suit pants. The same pair of pants are straight and docile when worn on Lugu. After the primer is carefully ironed, there is no wrinkle. It is hard to say whether Bao Hao’s mother has ironed it. It is a reality that people are loose and full of wrinkles.

"That's amazing!" Dazai's voice wasn't too loud, but it was definitely not too soft, especially when he was immersed in the words, with a special sarcasm that was probably unique in the entire Shizuoka City.

[No, no, stop talking, please don't go on, Dazai-san! ] Green Valley's eyes gradually turned to despair, he stretched out his hand, subconsciously trying to cover Dazai's mouth.

Even if he knew, he couldn't even touch Dazai's clothes.

……

After several months of training by Oulumite, Green Valley has been reborn, not to say that he has become an outstanding hero, but compared with the weak otaku before, he is completely different.

In the past, Green Valley rarely noticed Dazai's skill, he only thought that the other party was a clean freak, so he would avoid every touch and every temptation to get close to him.

"Impossible, Green Valley boy." Olumite heard Dazai's name from him many times, and over time he had heard about most of Dazai's abnormal behavior, "Dazai boy's skills are definitely not just ordinary students. .”

"If a person has serious cleanliness, it is impossible to hide it in a small social group, and his special habits will be known to everyone." The blond skeleton explained while vomiting blood, "For example, cleanliness that fears bacteria and body contact If you were accidentally touched, how would you react?"

"It should be, wash your hands desperately, right?"

"That's right!" Oulumite gave a thumbs up, "In Japanese society, cleanliness is very unwelcome. Most of the work requires contact with bacteria, and physical collisions between people are essential. If Every time I touch it, I have a serious reaction. No matter what job I do, it is very troublesome. There are only two professions that can work in a suit that covers the whole body. One is a professional hero with a strange shape, and the other is an amusement park. Balloon bear."

"However, 99.999% of practitioners in these two professions are not clean freaks. That is to say, most clean freaks do normal jobs. What will they do in order to get money and keep their jobs?"

Green Valley curled his fingers and put them on his chin: "Desperately restrain the desire to wash your hands and reduce the contact between people?" Speaking of this, Green Valley also found a blind spot, "Wait, Dazai's words are not just about not touching people His limbs, even his clothes are not touched at all, but when riding a tram during rush hour, unless he can cleverly create a gap to avoid collisions with other people, otherwise he will be unable to avoid contact with other people in the crowd , but Dazai-san did not wash his hands, nor did he feel nauseated or vomited."

"There are two possibilities." Oulumite held up two fingers, the fingers were like dry sticks, there was no blood flowing under the wrinkled skin, and there were no tight muscles, only skinny bones, "the first possibility Yes, he's not a clean freak at all."

Lugu fell into thoughts, he lowered his head, completely immersed in his own world: "Wait, if it's Dazai-san, it's very likely that Dazai-san is very smart, yes, but he always likes to tease people , and as long as he doesn't tell the truth, no one will be able to tell the truth from the fake. If he has a special reason and doesn't want to contact other people, it is very likely that he uses cleanliness as an excuse..."

Hiragana and katakana turned into entities and lingered around Lugu, and huge beads of sweat hung on Oulumite's forehead. He hung one hand on his chest, and swayed his front hand several times like a fan leaf, dispelling the words and Interrupting Lvgu's thoughts of being infinitely close to the truth: "There is a second possibility, that is, Dazai's physical skills are not weak, and it is more than enough to avoid you."

Green Valley suddenly raised his head: "Huh?"

Olumet said, "Do you have physical education classes? How is Dazai's physical education performance?"

"Well..." I don't know what came to mind, and Lu Gu's expression became very subtle, "He said he was allergic to sunlight, and he often lay down in the medical room during physical education class."

Oulumite: "...doesn't the physical education teacher care?"

"The physical education teacher is a young woman, who likes handsome men." Lu Gu said, "Occasionally, the test results must not be outstanding, otherwise I will definitely remember."

Oulumite coughed twice: "In short, if he wants to avoid contact with people at all, his physical skills are definitely not bad, and his senses are even more sensitive." The latter can help him avoid people, while the former represents speed.

When he said something, Oulumite didn't know that Dazai had partnered with Hawks, otherwise he would never use the word "not bad" to describe his physical skills.

"So that's how it is." Izuku Lvgu has a good mind, and after Olumat's suggestion, he began to recall the details of the three years of getting along with him. He was sure that at least he had never met Dazai.

[In terms of Kachan, the relationship with Classmate Dazai is not very good. Many times Kachan’s explosions were directed at Classmate Dazai. ]

[Generally speaking, Kajiang would only blow up desks or chairs, and would not point the flames at people rashly, but a few times before, he was very serious about attacking Dazai-san. ]

[Did you notice the difference between Dazai-san back then?If you are Ka Jiang, you won't do anything to other people. ]

Lugu is very clear that for a long period of time, most of Bakugo's malice has been poured on him. Just talking about hands-on, although Bakugo is the king of children and likes to bully people, the bullying target is only against him. A person's words are nothing more than listening to two words of "go to hell" and listening to his bad attitude.

[For Ka Jiang, "Go to hell" is a mantra. ]

[Also, compared to other strong personalities, Ka Jiang is pretty good. ] He thought about it in a bitter way.

"I understand." He Zhengyan said, "Kachan, I noticed the difference in Dazai a long time ago. It's just that I was blindly immersed in my own world and lacked observation of the surroundings, so I didn't notice it."

"And..." In front of Olumite, he can analyze his true self, even if his reality is not so clear.

"I think it's because I have no personality that I discriminate even more and make mistakes." His voice was neither loud nor clear, "Dazai-san is very good, so good that he can transcend personality and break people's prejudices." To such an extent, even the classmates in the class would all admire and admire Dazai-san unless they were angry with him. However, although I regard him as the object of admiration, as the highest peak that no personality can achieve, I still can't help but ignore Dazai-san in my heart. Yes, Ka Jiang discovered his excellence in physical skills and another ability under his cleanliness, but I didn't find anything, that's why."

"Green Valley boy..." Olumite called softly.

"Even if I saw Dazai-san who surpassed everyone else, I always felt in my heart that there is no way to surpass individuality without individuality." He said, "If I believed it, I wouldn't ask Olumite about that. Problem."

[Can a person without personality really become a hero? ]

"I'm actually very weak and very arrogant." Lu Gu loves to cry, but when he speaks, his eyes are very firm, and no tears have ever flickered.

"Thank you for telling me about Dazai-san, Olumite." He bowed ninety degrees, "Thank you for letting me discover these problems."

"No, no, no, no!" Oulumite was frightened, he had no idea that just pointing out a small problem, Green Valley would be able to trace the root cause, he waved his hands again and again.

"However, please don't doubt Dazai-san." Lu Gu said, "He is like this. No matter how confusing ordinary people are, he has his own reasons."

"After all, Dazai-san is not a bad person."

[Do you know what is the most important contract between people, Mr. Lugu? ]

[Why? ]

[It’s the sense of distance. What people say “don’t bother others”, “don’t explore other people’s secrets” and “don’t get to the bottom of it” is the embodiment of the sense of distance. ]

[Um……]

[No one can really walk into another person's heart, explore another person's soul, and they can't see the whole picture, so don't expect to see a square inch. Unsound information is the source of rumors, which will only give rise to inexplicable suspicion and self-consciousness pity. ]

[Very annoying, like this. ]

Until now, Midoriya still clearly remembers the contemptuous look in Dazai's eyes when he spoke.

and so……

[Just know that Dazai-san is not a bad person. ]

[I thought so. ]

……

[Too bad, Dazai-san! ]

[Don't deliberately provoke people! ]

"what?"

Under Green Valley's desperate eyes, Bakugo turned his head, his hands were uncomfortably stuffed into the pockets of his baggy trousers, under his triangular eyes was a wrinkled face, deep dissatisfaction was about to overflow from every crease.

Green Valley has been targeted by Bohao for too long, and he has become more familiar with Bohao than Bohao. If the mood of Bohao is divided into 1 levels from 10 to 10, 1 is in a good mood, and 10 is in a very bad mood. Then his current mood is probably between 7 and 8.

By the way, he maintains a 5 to Green Valley all the year round, and is the most angry at 6 with other classmates. Dazai stepped on the minefield with precision.

One cross after another emerged from his forehead: "Hi!" His voice was hoarse and full of anger, "What did you just say, suicide bastard."

"Oh~" Dazai watched the excitement and said, "I'm talking about pants, pants." He said, "Your crotch is so low, Bakugo-san, how did you keep the pants from falling off? Could it be A belt? It’s cool enough to wear, but is it to cover up a five-fifth figure? Oops, I actually said it, I’m so sorry, classmate Baohao.”

[Why do you have to piss him off, Dazai-san. ] Green Valley is about to collapse.

"Suicide-asshole--" The pronunciation of each word was dragged very long, and Bakugo's anger rose sharply, and soon reached the point where it was out of control.

People come and go on the street, you can't use your personality, otherwise records will be left, and Bakugo will not allow bad records to appear. He stomped on his feet, smoked from the soles of his feet, and chased after Dazai.

And Dazai, shaking his seaweed arm, started a game of chasing me on the street at a speed almost the same as Bakugo.

"Take care of your expressions, Bakugo-san~"

"I'm going to kill you bastard!"

[That's great, is this youth? ] Green Valley showed a Buddhist smile.

……

"You're making classmate Bohao angry again, Dazai-kun?" Akemi Kobayakawa changed into the school uniform of the High School Affiliated to Dongdae University, and after only one spring break, she seemed to have turned into a slim beauty.

Different from the men's school uniforms, the women's school uniforms of the High School Affiliated to Dongdae University are the most common sailor uniforms. If you really want to say, the workmanship in the details is indeed much finer, but unfortunately the colors and styles are not distinctive.

[It is said that the earliest new school uniform for girls is a sailor suit, while the earliest new school uniform for boys is a suit. ]

"Hey, is there, Akemi-chan?" Dazai's expression was almost coquettish, he was almost shaking Kobayakawa Akemi's wrist, "I didn't mean it, I just told the truth."

"Lie." Kobayakawa Mingmei's face was similar to that of a Bodhisattva when she uttered the words, "If Dazai-san has a little more heart, you can make anyone fall in love with you. The reason why you offend the tyrant is because you piss him off. Is it fun?" When she said the last sentence, there was no derogatory meaning in her words, it was neutral, and the mixed emotions in her words were completely neutral.

"right."

Mingmei sighed old-fashionedly: "Then I won't say anything." She said, "It's absolutely impossible to make Dazai-kun give up his fun. Even if I speak, it won't have any effect."

"I can only say sorry to Bao Haojun silently in my heart."

"It's okay to have no confidence in yourself, Minmei-chan." He said, "If you open your mouth, maybe I will make a change. In my case, I seldom refuse my lovely lady."

"No, absolutely impossible." She said firmly, "In that case, Dazai-kun would not be Dazai-kun."

"What's more, I'm a hypocrite. I say I'm sorry, but I can't empathize with Bao Haojun in my heart, and I don't actually feel sorry." She said, "It's just a few words from the perspective of a bystander. To a certain extent, I will forget it myself after I finish talking."

"Akemi-chan." Dazai said suddenly, "You seem to like you a little more!" It's so strange, it's Akemi Kobayakawa who expresses affection between the two, but Dazai seems to be the one who is in love, showing his emotions, She can act like a baby, and she can say witty things to Mingmei.

"It's a good thing." Akemi Kobayakawa nodded, "I hope Dazai-kun can keep it up, and like me more every day than the day before. If it accumulates for ten years, maybe it will be the same as I like Dazai-kun."

[I really like Mingmei sauce very much. ]

[Of course, there is no fundamental difference between my liking and liking for beautiful paintings and liking for porcelain, but if people and porcelain are placed on an equal footing, among the many human beings, I really still like Minmei-chan very much. ]

[If I have to say the reason, it may be similar to the reason why I like Ai-chan and Lvgu-kun. ]

[She seems to be able to realize that my love for her is not the love of human beings for human beings. ]

[With this understanding, it is enough for me to like her! ]

[Honest, transparent, smart, and like me, who wouldn't like such a woman? ]

……

There are two stations on the jr Yamanote Line, one is called "Xiong High School Station" and the other is called "Todai Fuzhong Station". In two completely different directions, walk for 5 minutes after getting out of Dongda Fuzhong Station, and you can see school gate.

Both Dazai and Akemi walked as slowly as possible, but they still reached the school gate 8 minutes later. They only talked about two topics on the way, topics related to Bakugo, and topics related to the start of school.

"Is it Dazai-kun who gave the opening speech?"

"No, it's true that the entrance score is the first, but the lack of personality seems to have caused a sensation among the teachers. After many considerations, he gave up the honor of the speech to the second." He said with a smile, "well, it is understandable, personality Even a century-old prestigious school famous for its academic ability is not exempt from the times."

"what……"

"And you, Minmei-chan, what did you do on spring break?"

"Dad got the student handbook of the High School Affiliated to Dongdae University. Everyone's family background and personality are memorized, as well as the school's faction distribution, character relationship network, etc."

"It's hard work."

"Yes."

"Then, is there anything Akemi-chan cares about?"

"The things I care about, I haven't seen my classmates, seniors and sisters. It's too far-fetched to say that I care about it." She said, "However, there is personal information, which is slightly different from others."

"To be honest, it's a bit like Dazai-kun."

"Ok?"

"A senior who enrolled last year, the personality column is blank." Akemi Kobayakawa thought for a while and said, "It's not that she has no personality, but her personality is unknown."

"As for the name, I remember it seems to be, cross my body."

[Body: Osamu Dazai]

[Synchronization rate: 88%]