I Was Once a Legend

"I don't really want to do anything to women. After all, you still have to pretend to be a gentleman."

Cui Zuojing unscrewed the mineral water and took a sip, sighed heartily, and said: "If I remember correctly, several workshops have converters. If you are really hungry, you can find something to throw in, maybe We will get food, after all, it is impossible for factories to starve us to death, right?"

"..." The two were still staring at Cui Zuojing, but Cui Zuojing saw the fat woman and her companion staring at each other for a moment, and seemed to doubt the authenticity of his words.

A smile appeared on the corners of Cui Zuojing's lips. He spread his hands and said, "Go and try, you won't lose anything. Anyway, I've already finished my meal, so you won't get anything even if you grab it again." .”

What Cui Zuojing said was indeed reasonable. Maybe it was the young man's unafraid performance that made the two of them have a high estimate of his strength, or they didn't want to fight in the first place.

The fat woman squinted her eyes and hooked her fingers to her companion.

The thin woman melted into the shadows just as she had appeared.

"There are probably not many people who can think of this now, you have to act faster." Cui Zuojing kindly reminded her.

Hearing the boy just say "you", the fat woman's complexion changed slightly, she took one last look at Cui Zuojing, then turned and left, she jumped from the container, and there was a loud bang when she landed.

Manipulate shadows, even make them take human form?

Another interesting ability.

Cui Zuojing took another sip of water, and washed his face with the remaining half bottle.

He went to the mouth of the pipe again, knocked on the pipe, and said shamelessly: "Give me some more water."

The pipe was silent.

"Give me some."

A piece of paper fell out, with the words "no way" written in big red paint.

Cui Zuojing could imagine the clown's helpless expression just by imagining it.

——Before I gave you water, such a precious resource, you still used it to wash your face? !

If you don't give it, you won't give it. How stingy.Cui Zuojing pursed his lips, and just as he got up to leave, he heard something rolling down the road.

An unopened bottle of mineral water rolled to his feet.

The young man let out a laugh: "Let me just say, what kind of friendship do we have, how can you make me thirsty?"

He bent down to pick up the water bottle, completely forgetting what he said five seconds ago, and walked away happily.

As for why he didn't obtain supplies according to the method he told the fat woman, the reason is very simple, there is no need for that.

Why take unnecessary risks when you can go through the back door?

After all, connections are also a part of strength.

Cui Zuojing didn't intentionally deceive people about the news that the conversion machine might be able to get supplies. During the time he was wandering around the factory, he saw the conversion machine placed in the corner in many workshops.Seeing the above five options of "rough machining", "semi-rough machining", "1:1", "finishing" and "ultra-finishing", Cui Zuojing knew what it was.

SCP-914—Universal Converter, a legendary item in the SCP Foundation, and a god-defying artifact in the game "SCP Containment Failure"—

914可以根据输入的物品类型和所选择的档做出相应的输出，比如说当选择超精加工档输入1kg钢铁时，可以得到一些在空气中快速消散的气体和1g未知金属——可抵抗50000度的高温、不会在任何外力下弯曲或破坏、有着近乎完美（1.6x10-75ρ）的导电性。

Rough machining of these steels will only result in a pile of unevenly cut steel blocks of different sizes.

If you super-finish a tuna sandwich, you will get--this is written in the experimental documentation: a small piece of bread is baked into a very realistic-shaped tuna.When the door was opened, the tuna bread immediately began to "swim" around the room and out of the room.Subject presumed missing.

The conversion machine here is definitely impossible to have the 914's heaven-defying function, otherwise the clown would not have stayed in the circus, and would have ruled the world long ago.

In fact, Cui Zuojing tried it. He put a screw in and chose finishing. After nearly half an hour of long waiting, he got a broken pistol with a knotted barrel.

... The randomness of the conversion effect of this thing is quite large.

As for whether they can find the raw materials to transform into food... Cui Zuojing doesn't know.

Anyway, don't care about his business, if he is thirsty or hungry, someone will take care of him.

Two hours of prep time seemed to fly by.

When the bell rang, which represented the start of the prison break activity, the light of the positioning collar that was forced to wear around the neck went out, and they could no longer monitor their positions, nor could they directly explode themselves when the situation was out of control.

All the prisoners in the prison took action.

Dong Zheng held his breath and focused his stream of consciousness on the shackles on his hands. Ten seconds later, the electronic handcuffs popped off automatically. He breathed a long sigh of relief, moved his wrists and untied the shackles in the same way.

He stood up and glanced at the surveillance camera.Without taking any further effort to interfere with the screen, Dong Zheng pressed one hand on the door of the confinement room. The data passed through the firewall and traveled along the metal wall until it touched the chip buried deep inside, and immediately swam into it like a fish in water.

drip.

Permissions passed.

Five explosion-proof doors opened in front of him one after another, and Dong Zheng walked out. The corridor was empty, and there were no prison guards or other prisoners.

Instead, there were continuous banging on the door.

Other prisoners should also have their own ways to escape, or if they can't even get out of the cell, don't even think about escaping.

Thinking this way, Dong Zheng took a step forward——

boom!

A prison door five meters away in front of him flew out, smashing the wall with hot flames, denting the metal wall, white steam billowing out from the cell, nearly two meters tall Wu's pink-skinned man came out of the door with a bow, his triangular eyes sparkled with excitement and bloodthirsty.

Dong Zheng took a step back.

Sparks overflowed from the corners of the pink man's lips, but miraculously did not burn his beard. He tilted his head and saw Dong Zheng just out of the corner of his eye.

Dong Zheng took another step back, nodded calmly and said to him calmly, "Congratulations, happy escape."

"You too!" The pink strong man's voice was so loud that it made people's ears buzz. He was completely immersed in the extreme excitement of being free, and had no interest in Dong Zheng, the "prisoner". He ran towards the exit at the other end of the corridor, and in a blink of an eye there was only a pink figure left.

Before Dong Zheng could breathe a sigh of relief, he heard another loud bang!

A big hole was torn open in the wall of the entire confinement room, and a six or seven-year-old girl crawled out of it, smiling sweetly at Dong Zheng, revealing two werewolf fangs at the corners of her lips.

"Big Brother." She blinked her big blue eyes and asked Dong Zheng, "Can I eat you?"

Dong Zheng: ………………………………

The black viscous liquid condensed into the shape of a sea urchin from deep in the crack of the door, and bounced away from between the two of them.

Two huge tentacles emerged from its head, destructively destroying the surveillance cameras in the entire corridor.

The part rubbed against Dong Zheng's shoulder, and a spark exploded.

More and more strange things break through the captivity in unexpected ways, ice, fire, lightning, and thick smoke are billowing, and this scene is simply a replica of SCP collective containment failure!

Now Dong Zheng finally understands what this [space] venue means to the pilgrims who want to get tickets.

Among this group of high-risk alien creatures, they are simply little white rabbits who strayed into the beast's den!

Dong Little White Rabbit Zheng smiled kindly at the werewolf girl, and a torrent of data from countless spam components flooded into her brain in an instant.

In the eyes that immediately turned dull, Dong Zheng quickly avoided the winged fish flying over his head, and left here quickly.

"what--!"

"Sorry, I want to borrow something from you." Cui Zuojing sat firmly on the young man's back, took out the secret letter from his trouser pocket, and took out his ID card.

Seeing that the pattern on the card was an upgraded big bird, which reminded him of the inadvertently wonderful memories of Twilight Island, Cui Zuojing pouted and put it back for him: "Forget it, the card will be given to you." You keep it."

In the past two days, the young man was obviously familiar with the rules in the factory, so when Cui Zuojing robbed him of something, he didn't react too aggressively, but kept his head up, trying to see the boy clearly. She gritted her teeth tightly, and her eyes were full of jealousy that couldn't be concealed.

"Don't look at me like that, even if you get eliminated, you don't have much to lose, you just can't get tickets to enter the store, just don't go." Cui Zuojing patted him on the shoulder indifferently, and didn't want to get up Meaning, "And I only took away a secret letter from you, isn't it very kind? After all, I can't be the only one who enters this venue."

The young man tried to resist, but he couldn't do it at all. The young man seemed to be sitting relaxed, but actually suppressed the most important joints in his body. Once he moved a lot, the pain would strike.

"In order to thank you for your sacrifice, let me provide you with an information." Cui Zuojing got up leisurely and said, "There is a person who has at least twelve secret letters in his hand, and his ability can reduce his presence."

"Heizi Zheye?" The young man was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that this is not a place to complain, so he gritted his teeth and said to Cui Zuojing, "In that case, why didn't you go snatch him?!"

"Because I want to see what kind of actions those people who don't have any bargaining chips will do when all the secret letters have been collected." Cui Zuojing threw the half bottle of water he drank to him , turned and left, "Thank you brother, I wish you good luck."

A series of cursing came from behind, Cui Zuojing didn't listen to it at all, currently he has four identity cards and five secret letters in his hand, which is not very serious harvest - he plans to wait until the third day before officially doing it .

That person is also a fat sheep to him.

I don't know what happened to the others?

Speaking of it, Cui Zuojing was a little worried about Dong Zheng. He came to the circus not only to get back his feelings, but also to ask how to break the blood contract. If Dong Zheng failed to get the ticket, it would be considered that the clown knew how to break the blood contract. If one of the two parties to the contract is absent, it will not help.

But Dong Zheng is definitely not willing to make him worry. Dong Zheng has been working hard to prove to him since a long time ago that even without Cui Zuojing's help, he can do well.

This is a man's self-esteem.

Thinking of the other party, Cui Zuojing raised the corners of his lips without even realizing it, and his mood seemed to suddenly improve a little.

Could it be the luck of both of them to meet each other?

Once again night fell gradually.

The lights were turned on suddenly, and the overalls entered the workshop through the open iron door. Cui Zuojing opened his sleepy eyes, stretched his waist, and touched the iron rod that he had spent a lot of time processing in the processing machine in the afternoon. hand.

The author has something to say: it is another amazing scp, I recommend everyone to read this document, the focus is on the experimental record part~

The scp official website is built on the wiki site, and it may not be easy to find it directly with a browser. I see that many babies are very interested in scp. After a while, I will make a simple scp entry guide and post it on the bib.

Ah, the joy of pulling people into the pit of scp makes me intoxicated (*/ω＼*)