Doomsday pen fairy

"Yu He?" Feng Zixuan swallowed, not sure.

Yu He's voice was cool and refreshing: "Yes."

Yu He's facial features are exquisite, maybe the gods are all wonderful people with immortal demeanor, no matter how you look at them, you think they are very good-looking.

"You're so pretty." Feng Zixuan didn't quite understand what he said.

Yu He blinked and sighed softly: "You always say that."

"Every time?" He seemed to have never seen Yu He before.

"It doesn't matter if you don't mention the past, I have been restricted, and I can't easily show up in front of ordinary people. I can imagine that you and I are because of karma, but your parents and family members are not." Yu He instructed.

"Then can I touch you?" Seeing a fairy, how many people can there be in the world?Feng Zixuan's heart was beating extremely fast, and he couldn't believe that he really met a fairy.

Yu He stretched out his hands from the sleeves of his purple robe, his fingers as white as green onions were slender and delicate.

Do gods have hands like this?Are there any fingerprints?

Feng Zixuan swallowed again, and stretched out his hand to touch it. It was so slippery, as if water could be squeezed out with just a little force. The shape of his hand was perfect like the golden ratio.

Even the hands of girls who have been carefully maintained since childhood are definitely not so perfect.

Seeing the fascination on Feng Zixuan's face as he touched his hand, Yu He tilted his head and began to reflect on whether it was a wrong decision for him to show up.Who doesn't look at their faces and hold their hands in a daze.

"Why don't you look at my face? My face looks better than my hands." Yu He's tone was a little teasing, Feng Zixuan looked up and saw Yu He's playful eyes, his heart skipped a beat and he stepped back two He slammed his waist against the table.

"Hiss!" Feng Zixuan rubbed his lower back, looking up at Yu He with some embarrassment, "Am I too stupid, this is the first time I see a god, are you gods so good-looking?"

"Want to know?" Yu He smiled, "I'll find out if I take you to the fairy world when I have time."

Yu He's words were so straightforward, Feng Zixuan subconsciously shook his head: "No."

Yu He's gaze deepened, and he still asked, "Why?"

"I'm afraid of falling, how high is the sky."

...Yu He stretched out his hand and rubbed Feng Zixuan's head, the idiot must be happier.

"Now that you see me, you are finally at ease."

"Yeah." Feng Zixuan nodded, "I wonder if I'm schizophrenic, and I feel relieved when I see you, because I can't imagine that there is such a good-looking person."

Yu He pouted his chin, this sentence is still very useful: "You like to look at me so much?"

Everyone has a love of beauty, let alone a good-looking person: "You are more beautiful than girls."

Yu He twitched his lips, thinking of some bad memories: "Do you want me to take it off for you to see?"

"Ah?" Why did this fairy take off his clothes not long after meeting?

"Make sure I'm a man."

"Don't get me wrong!" Feng Zixuan was taken aback and stopped again and again, "Yu He! I didn't mean to insult you, I was just making an analogy...cough, I can't speak." Feng Zixuan was eager to explain, but instead Nothing to say.

In fact, Yu He himself also knew that his reaction was a little overdone. In fact, it was all caused by memories. He smiled lightly: "In your eyes, gods have no sense of humor?"

"Ah?" Feng Zixuan raised his head and opened his mouth slightly, looking blank like a squirrel.

"Just kidding." Yu He said helplessly.

Feng Zixuan suddenly realized, he blushed with an embarrassed smile: "I never thought that you, a god, can be avant-garde."

"..." Yu He looked at Feng Zixuan's red face and wanted to say something, but he didn't know what to say, "I will hide my real body in front of people, but I won't leave you too far, so when Don't worry, I'm always here."

Feng Zixuan is just a 16-year-old child, an age who tries hard to prove that he has grown up, but doesn't know how to prove it.In fact, when a person no longer proves that he has grown up, he has really grown up.

"It's as if I'm a disaster." Feng Zixuan laughed, "I'm not a girl, and I'm not a girl. By the way, the old man said that I can only marry a male daughter-in-law. Reading novels says it's cause and effect. Reincarnation, did I commit crimes in my previous life to prevent me from marrying a wife?"

Yu He wanted to draw a cross, so could he say it was his fault?Obviously not: "Don't think so much, you may be grateful for this fate in the future."

"But when I was young, my dad said he would make money to marry me a wife, and suddenly told me that I couldn't marry a wife... Yu He, if the Jade Emperor said he would promote you for thousands of years, how would you feel if he suddenly said no?" .”

Thinking of something, Yu He paused for a moment, and said, "Being able to marry a male daughter-in-law doesn't mean that you can't marry a daughter-in-law. Also, don't underestimate me. The old man Jade Emperor wants to give me a promotion, so I'm dismissed."

"What?"

"I'll tell you when I have time."

"When I was knocked unconscious by that old man, I woke up and vaguely heard him say that I am sending you to the immortal. Is he talking to you?"

"Ah."

"You told him I couldn't marry girls and then he told me?"

"……Um."

Feng Zixuan looked at Yu He's untouched face and said suddenly: "To be honest, if you weren't so good-looking and still a god, I would have wondered if you fell in love with me and then combined up with that old man to tell a lie."

Yu He was hit by a sword on his knee, and with a twist of his fingertips, there was an extra Yuzhu Xiao, with a green knot tassel tied on one end, which was quite elegant. After turning twice around his fingertips, Yu He grabbed one end of the tassel and nodded his chin with the other end, A thought came to mind: "Is this a crow?"

Feng Zixuan said again: "But you, a Daluo god, won't lie to me, a mortal."

Yu He shook his robe, turned around and sat on Feng Zixuan's bed, feeling the sheets felt good: "Let's get down to business, the bottom line is that your family has too little money, and I can't affect human life too much. So a lot of things can only depend on yourselves.”

"So you thought of Nongjiale?" Feng Zi declared, "But why didn't you say it at the beginning, asking me to get P2P financial management first?"

"That's what I just thought of." Yu He didn't hide anything, "I haven't been in the world for hundreds of years. There are too many changes in the mortal world. I need to understand bit by bit. The Internet is a good thing. Heaven's kung fu can be described as avant-garde by a pure mortal like you."

Yu He's voice was teasing, and Su Deren trembled for no reason.Feng Zixuan couldn't think of any words to describe Yu He's voice, he just felt that this kind of voice would never be boring for a lifetime.

"How do you go online?"

In Yu He's hand, the Yuzhu Xiao turned and tossed lightly, and the Yuzhu Xiao scattered and turned into a mass of wall color, with five or six webpage-like things reflected in the middle.

"Gulu." Feng Zixuan swallowed, and said, "I've only heard of high-end computers, low-end computers, and top-end computers. Yu He, what do you think your computer is about?"

Yu He heard it was funny, and thought about it seriously: "Let's just treat it as a match made by heaven."

"My parents have never run a business. You said, our village is full of buildings. Don't the people in the city like to experience the broken places? Will you come here?"

"Look down on me?" Yu He raised his eyebrows.

"No, no, no! You are a god, so the method you said is of course effective. What I am worried about is my parents. I know too well what my parents are." Speaking of this, Feng Zixuan chuckled, "So with Tell me, I still remember when I was a child, my grandfather asked my dad to help sell vegetable seedlings in the city, but my dad lost the car, and when I got home, my grandfather whipped me with a cane."

Yu He laughed: "Your parents are very good to you."

"There are no parents who are not good to their children." The smile on Feng Zixuan's face couldn't be stopped when he mentioned this, "I was the one who envied the whole village since I was a child. Because my parents never got married in the first few years. My child, it is inevitable that there will be gossip in the village, and I will be a treasure later, in fact, no one in our village is poor, but none of them have as many toys as I eat well."

Feng Zixuan was unprepared for Yu He, and showed off his parents in a fancy way like a bean: "I am the first one in the village to have a robot. A few days before Xiao Hao was born, he told me that I was the boss of the family, and they all said I Good luck."

Yu He didn't know what was thinking in his heart, he took Yu Zhu back and Xiao said: "The fate of parents and children is sometimes more difficult to come by than the fate of love and love."

"What about you?" Feng Zi declared, "We are friends, I don't know you yet."

"Me?" Yu He thought about his past, "I don't know much about myself, parents... It's been too long, I became a fairy by chance when I was very young, and after I became a fairy, I forgot all about the past Erjing. I was raised by my master. I practice nine, eight brothers and sisters above, and more than 3 brothers and sisters below. When I grow up, I live in the fairy world and wait to die. Officer, I'm tired of doing it, so I'm going down to earth."

Feng Zixuan suddenly felt that his little matter was enough to dig a hole to bury. He thought he was lucky enough, who would have thought that the one in front of him was the one in front of him.

"You used to be a mortal too?"

"Many of the three worlds of immortals, demons and demons are born of mortals, but there are more in the fairy world. The Jade Emperor was also born of mortals. He brought chickens, ducks, geese and dogs with him when he ascended to heaven. This is the so-called one person ascending to heaven." popular science.

"From what you said, it seems that becoming a fairy is quite easy." Feng Zixuan grabbed a pen and fiddled with it in his hand.

"Not necessarily, some people can become immortals after eating a bowl of wontons, and some people would spit it out after eating the elixir for a few days. Then Lu Dongbin once sold the elixir as glutinous rice balls on the Broken Bridge, and the result was days and nights I just sold one for a little doll to eat. It can be said that it was Xianyuan that had been eaten into the stomach, but the child couldn’t stand it for a few days, and vomited it into the river by the broken bridge.”

"I wasted an elixir for nothing."

"How could it be that the elixir was swallowed by a 500-year-old white snake in the river, which saved her a lot of hard work in cultivation, and she turned into a human and returned to repay the baby's reincarnation, which became the well-known Legend of the White Snake." Yu Yu He Dao, "Actually, the fairyland is not as stereotyped as you think, and you mortals will be laughed at for at most two years if you make a fool of yourself. If you are a little ugly in the fairyland, it will be a joke for thousands of years."

Feng Zixuan shivered: "It's good to be a human being."