Doomsday pen fairy

Feng Zixuan's face became hot, and all the blood of adolescence was sprinkled on the little movie. Such a seemingly random and simple action by Yu He made Feng Zixuan couldn't help but think of ambiguity.

"Gods... all gods have such a sense of humor."

Yu He admired Feng Zixuan's embarrassment, and raised his eyebrows. If Feng Zixuan came directly to lie on the bed, it would be fine, but such shyness aroused Yu He's interest: "Why, are you afraid that I will take advantage of you?"

Having said that, Feng Zixuan figured it out, who is Yu He?Who came down from the sky, Feng Zixuan?A big fart kid.I haven't seen any celestial beauties before, so there is no need to play hooligans with me.

And they're all men, let alone sex together, it's okay to sleep together.

Feng Zixuan went to be beside Yu He and sat down. The fairy fragrance became more intense, and it smelled refreshing and comfortable.

A thoughtless sentence came out: "Yu He, you can't be a fox and become a fairy."

When I was a child, I heard stories told by old people who said that the vixen has a strange fragrance, which is the most charming.Yu He is a god descending to earth, but a goblin can also become a fairy.

Yu He was startled for a moment, but when he realized that Yu Zhuxiao flashed in his hand, and then he clicked on the center of his eyebrows, the strange pattern on the center of his eyebrows flickered, and the fairy fragrance dissipated at that moment, and he couldn't smell it at all.

No matter how dull Feng Zixuan was, he could tell that Yu He was angry, so he quickly stood up and explained: "Don't be angry, I didn't mean to insult you... I just said it casually without thinking too much. And I'm really a vixen in my heart. No derogatory meaning."

"I am not angry."

Feng Zixuan was flustered here, but Yu He smiled, his voice was soft like a ray of sunshine, Feng Zixuan looked up at Yu He's fairy face, he really didn't look angry.

"Then why is it not fragrant?"

"Do you like to smell it?"

"Well, it smells so good, and it's very comfortable."

Yu He tapped again, and the scent returned.

Between the eyebrows is the scent switch?Feng Zixuan looked at Yu He's eyebrows, and reluctantly gave up the urge to reach out and poke.

"Actually, I don't think vixen is a derogatory term." Yu He laughed, "When I was in the fairy world, I met a fox fairy who had a good relationship, but..."

"But what?"

"Those who can cultivate into immortals are all foxes with excellent bones. Two fox immortals give birth to a natural fairy fox, which should also be a genius. The one I know is an epic-level waste."

Epic level... I have to say that Yu He is a god, and this complaint is also at the level of a god.

"How do you say that?"

"You should have heard that foxes have nine tails."

"Ah."

"Foxes are divided into nine classes, divided by nine tails, and three tails are born to transform into adults. Whether it is a fox fairy or a fox demon, most of the little foxes born are three-tailed, and they are human-shaped children. The one I know, born Come out."

"……and then?"

"An ordinary fox can grow a second tail after living for 50 years. He only had a second tail when he was two hundred years old. When he had the third tail, he was robbed by thunder and killed by a lightning strike. One tail, one life .The third one didn't grow, and the second one was chopped off."

"..."

"The calamity of the first four tails is the best to spend."

Finally understand the significance of this epic level.

"and after?"

"Dead." Yu He said very calmly, "His parents tried their best to search for rare treasures in the world to help him survive the disaster, but he was struck to death by the sky thunder when he was four tails."

Feng Zixuan, who was still listening to the excitement just now, froze: "Did you just die like this?"

"It's not that the body and spirit are completely destroyed." Sensing Feng Zixuan's emotions, Yu He explained, "For us gods, death is just entering reincarnation, similar to how you humans play games. , maybe the names and equipment levels are different, but there is no difference in essence.”

This is the difference between gods and humans in their outlook on life.A person's life is short, and memories are equally short. Death is forever lost to relatives and friends.

"Does the fairy have a trumpet?"

"Yes, there is a destiny record in the world of the human world and in the fairy world. Once there is a problem due to some accident, there will be a god who will go down to restore the development of the situation to the destiny. Of course, it is not ruled out that some gods want to experience it. Once in the mortal world, and then in the fairy world, there is a fairy job in the body, so one soul and two souls are drawn out of the three souls and seven souls to reincarnate in the mortal world. Some of them have mixed well, and when they return to the fairy world, they can set up a fairy job alone, just like normal gods .”

It was the first time these Feng Zixuan heard it, and they listened with gusto.

"Then what friends do you have in the fairy world? Do I know anyone?" Feng Zixuan's so-called acquaintances are mythical figures that are familiar to the world.

"Yes, Master Commander."

"Really!" Feng Zixuan's eyes lit up, "Aren't they very beautiful, one sister Yu and one loli!"

"...Where did you hear that?"

"Qin Shi Mingyue."

"The chief commander is a man." Yu He Yuzhu Xiao looked at the corner of his brows, "The young commander is responsible for life, and he has mastered the reincarnation of everyone in the mortal world. Personal Yangshou will be handed over to Magistrate Cui of the underworld to write the book of life and death."

"So amazing! What about you? What do you do in heaven?"

Yu He's fingertips trembled, a storm flashed in his eyes, but he hid it very well, and the flash turned into calm: "Judicial God."

"Judicial God? Isn't that Erlang God?"

"That's one of them. There was really only one before, but because of some things, it became three. Judicial gods are officials who specialize in judging gods, and accidents are bound to happen if one person makes judgments alone. Three people make small decisions, and one person makes decisions. Big things are judged by three Make a decision. I have been working for hundreds of years, and I was really bored, so I resigned."

"You don't even want to be such an awesome official!" Are you stupid?Feng Zixuan didn't ask the last sentence, but in his eyes, he was the judge of the gods, so what a right.Similar to ancient Chinese prime ministers or Dali Temple, senior officials!

"In his position, no matter how high the power is, he will have to bear multiple pressures. I grew up freely in Penglai Xiandao, and I have long been used to it."

In this way, Feng Zixuan also understands. After all, one person has one ambition. Although it is a pity, he also understands.

"Then have you experienced three joint trials?"

Yu He was silent, and the atmosphere was dignified. Feng Zixuan saw Yu He's face clearly, and immediately knew that he had said something wrong again.

"Interview you."

Yu He suddenly smiled, but it was not very comfortable.Feng Zixuan couldn't tell whether the word "Jianyou" was an affirmative sentence or a rhetorical question.His tone was too vague, his understanding was wrong, and the conclusion was completely different.

"How could it be possible for me? I have never been punished since I was a child. How could I be interrogated by you."

"That's it." Yu He regained his mood completely, and turned Yuzhu Xiao in his hand, "The premise of the three court trials is that the crime is extremely heinous and even affects the common people in the world. Those gods in the fairy world are self-disciplined, and they usually don't see each other. We The three judicial gods get together to drink tea and play chess when they have nothing to do, which can be said to be the number one job in the fairy world."

Seeing Yu He's expression remained the same, and the change just now was more like a hallucination, Feng Zixuan heaved a sigh of relief, feeling something was wrong.

"Yu He, do you think we have forgotten something?"

"Have it?"

"Didn't we say we want to settle Qiao Xue's matter?"

"This matter is easy to solve."

Yu He didn't tell Feng Zixuan in detail, but asked Feng Zixuan to sell a phone watch online, and then asked Qiao Er and his wife to apply for a mobile phone card for the child. If the court sentenced the child to his biological parents, he would let go After sending the child there, Qiao Xue will send it back in half a month at most.

Although Yu He was good at joking, he still had the strength to speak. After all this was said, it was pretty much the same.

The next day, Feng Zixuan went to the city to buy telephone watches. There were many advertisements for telephone watches on TV, so there were quite a few sellers of telephone watches in the city. He shopped around and finally found one that cost more than 300. Free 20 yuan telephone fee, free for one year.After all, this phone is close to free.

After buying the watch, Feng Zixuan stopped by the school to have a look.

Of the 13 high schools in the city, Feng Zixuan was awarded the No. [-] Middle School. He was admitted by performing exceptionally well in the high school entrance examination, but his studies have not been satisfactory since the beginning of the school year.

Although my studies are not ideal, I still get along well with my classmates.At noon, after school, the children went home for dinner. Feng Zixuan stood at the school gate and watched the group of half a dozen children running out in a swarm, gathering together to discuss what to eat.

Some envy.

When I was in school, what I looked forward to the most was school and holidays, and I dreamed of not going to school.But after I really decided to drop out of school, I couldn't bear it.

Human beings are so contradictory. Things that don't have become good things.

Yu He: "Want to go to school?"

Feng Zixuan hesitated for a moment, and said to Yu He in his heart: "Everyone has his own destiny. If you don't let me read it, I won't read it. You will never harm me."

Feng Zixuan smiled and turned to leave when he heard someone calling him from behind.

"Feng Zixuan!"

Feng Zixuan looked back at the acquaintance, it was none other than Feng Ziqi.

"After school?"

"I heard that you are going to drop out of school, why, is it because of what happened that day!" Feng Zixuan played with the pen fairy on Feng Ziqi's feet purely out of curiosity, but after hearing about it, Feng Zixuan was actually haunted by evil spirits I felt apprehensive in my heart, and regretted pulling Feng Zixuan back then.

Feng Zixuan shook his head: "It's okay, I'm leaving school because of other things, don't take it to heart."

Feng Ziqi has a high ponytail, she looks very energetic, her facial features are very distinctive, many boys in the class like her.Feng Zixuan is no exception.

"That's good, then when will you come back to school?"

"That's not necessarily the case, there have been a lot of things going on recently." Feng Zixuan secretly sighed in his heart, how could he know when Yu He would allow him to go to school.

Moreover, the old man said that he was destined not to touch women, so he would try his best to stop dealing with women if he could, so that he could live a long life without harming other girls.

"Try to contact me on WeChat later." Feng Zixuan didn't say much, and Feng Ziqi was not the one who posted it, so he waved his hand, turned and left to discuss dinner with his sisters.