Zhang Tangmu and Li Jerry

After Zhang Tangmu was interviewed by the school newspaper, he returned to the sheep stable.

"Where are the sheep?" Zhang Tangmu asked.

The windows of the sheep stables are bright and clean, and the shadow of Li Jerry can be seen on the ground of the sheep pen.

"Ha, ha, ha! Clean up!"

Li Jerui was sweating profusely, the ends of his hair were soaked, his upper body was exposed, his clothes were all taken off, and he was very hot.

Zhang Tangmu asked again: "Where are the sheep?"

Li Jerui wiped off the sweat from his forehead, held on to the big brush, and gasped, "I'm taking it to the back room, all standing here, how can I clean it!"

The back room is also a plastic shed for storing tools.

Zhang Tangmu opened the locked door, turned around in silence, and asked for the third time: "Where's the sheep!!"

Jerry Li pushed him away and walked over, "Fucking shit! What are you shouting for! You want to lie to me, another way of saying it!" Then he shouted, "—I'm Cao! Where's my sheep?!!!"

The back room was empty. After careful inspection, the old plastic film was broken behind the locker, and there was a big hole in the corner.

Diligent little shepherd Li Jerui not only swept away not a single wool, but even a single sheep.

Jerry Lee: "..."

Zhang Tangmu: "..."

Li Jerui was stunned: "Run, run, run, run..."

Zhang Tangmu spread his hands quietly: "I'll tell you to wait for me to clean together."

Li Jerui held his head in his arms and shouted: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

These sheep are not ordinary sheep, not the mice, guinea pigs, and rabbits that are packaged and delivered every week by a biological company...

These sheep are sister universities in the UK. They traveled thousands of miles with the diplomatic missions. They were escorted by the president of the university and came to the sheep stables. They are purebred British noble sheep with royal blood.

Friendship has been passed down from generation to generation, and they are cute, innocent, and kind from generation to generation, and they are the favorites of our principal.To repay our friendship, we also donate a Tibetan native cat every year as a token of respect.

Li Jerui suffered a huge physical and mental trauma. Facing the hole, he murmured: "Damn it... I helped you even shovel your shit. This is how you treat me..."

Zhang Tangmu took out his mobile phone decisively and sent a group message.

【Attention to each class】

[General subjects, all current students, urgent gathering]

There was an immediate response.

[Male god!What's the matter! #Slobber#】

【Hello monitor】

【here I am】

【#谢谢##谢谢#】

……

Zhang Tangmu's slender fingers moved dexterously.

[The entire campus is the scope. If you find a lost sheep, intercept it quickly. If you have the ability, bring it back to the animal center. If you don’t have the ability to transport it, stand by.Please keep in touch in the group. 】

The crowd boiled.

[Hahaha, male god, you are so lovable! 】

[Is today April [-]st? 】

【All laugh, all laugh at me#热气applause#】

[Squad leader, I'm in the cafeteria. Let me report. Braised mutton with braised carrots at noon]

[Oh, I hate carrots the most, don’t eat them, thank you]

【#惊惊##惊惊#】

【ah!I'm in the cafeteria and there's a sheep next to me! 】

[Don't give some sunshine and it will be brilliant #锋鼻#]

【real!real! 】

【video】

【video】

【video】

Short video, the camera shakes violently.Fat lamb hips, bleating, screaming, tables and chairs tumbling, the chef rushed over with a spoon!

Zhang Tangmu: 【Please keep calm.There are 36 in total.Thanks. 】

He thought about it, and added: [To live. 】

After watching the sad reminder, Li Jerui turned and left silently.

"where are you going?"

"Leave me alone, I'm going to drop out of school..."

There is no place for me here anymore, Li Jerui thought, maybe, the time to apply for the police academy has come...

Zhang Tangmu grabbed his back collar, "Don't try to run."

Jerry Li: "I'm crazy! Let me go! I'm going to catch all those bastards and make them stew!!!"

Zhang Tangmu let him struggle, and made a phone call with one hand: "The most urgent thing is to close all the school gates. I can't do this, I have to call Xue Xiaogu."

Seeing that the call was about to be connected, Li Jerui pressed his hand and said, "Let me call!"

Zhang Tangmu asked suspiciously, "What's the difference?"

Li Jerui said: "You are stupid! Don't you want to run for the chairman of the student union?! ——I'll call, this matter has nothing to do with you." He took out his mobile phone.

Zhang Tangmu stopped immediately: "No, I'm the squad leader, I'll fight."

Jerry Li: "No way! I'm a hooligan, I'll fight!"

He forcibly cut off the call in Zhang Tangmu's hand and ran away. Zhang Tangmu caught up and hugged him from behind, fighting for the phone.

"Don't mess around! Do you really want to be punished?"

"I'm afraid of punishment! The breeding center has been in disrepair for a long time, and I still want to protest!"

"Don't fight."

"I'm going to fight!"

"I won't call you!"

"I cao! Let me go!"

The phone still went through.

Beep beep...beep!

"Hi, the other party is busy, please call later."

Jerry Lee: "..."

——Xue Xiaogu didn't answer my calls at all!

Over there, Zhang Tangmu's cell phone rang.

Zhang Tangmu raised the screen and pointed to the contact person, and it clearly showed that it was Xue Xiaogu.

Jerry Lee: "..."

It is rare to surrender, but it looks like no one is willing to receive him.

Zhang Tangmu: "Mr. Xue, I'm about to..."

Xue Xiaogu was extremely vicious, and said first: "Zhang Tangmu! What's going on! Why did I see the principal, with his secretary, and, and several deans, catch sheep in the playground? !!——Give me a look, Take a look at Li Jerui, what the hell are you doing?!"

Zhang Tangmu turned his head sideways, brushed his long hair lightly, and said, "Teacher Xue wants to talk to you."

Li Jerui squatted on the ground, drawing circles, sadly: "...I'm so crazy, I don't answer!...Hang up my phone...I don't answer!..."

Zhang Tangmu nodded sympathetically, and said seriously: "Mr. Xue, the matter is like this..."

Yu He was bored in the dormitory all morning, the live broadcast was over, he took off his makeup, and was on his way to the cafeteria for dinner.

The atmosphere in the campus is different from the past. It is indescribably serious and hurried. It seems that some spies have been mixed in. Everyone is an enemy in front of them.

Yu Hewu identified himself: "Huh? That person looks like our principal!"

A big man who only met once at the opening ceremony.

"...Yu He! Yu He!" Zheng Yuan rushed over from afar, carrying a big wet sheep on his shoulders, and could hardly make a sound, "——Yu He! Come and help me!! I can't do it anymore !!"

It was only then that Yu He found out that there were still 20 missing sheep, and the school swimming team just jumped into the lake and picked up the [-]th and No. [-] sheep that were determined to escape.

With the help of external forces, Zheng Yuan put the frightened water-injected sheep on the ground with difficulty, and sat on the ground himself, gasping for breath: "Oh my god, I'm dying, I'm going to suffocate! It's like a big sponge! Take a break, take a break!" meeting……"

While comforting the sheep, Yu He asked, "How did this happen?! Today... isn't Li Jerry cleaning the sheep stables today?!"

Zheng Yuan said blankly: "They all said that Li Jerui, a kid, doesn't want to clean up, and he can't let all the sheep out! There are other ways to take revenge on the society!"

Yu He: "Don't listen to their nonsense!"

The next moment, he took out his mobile phone, turned on the camera, and started live broadcasting the whole school's participation in the vigorous sheep protection movement.

The golden beans and silver beans that are rewarded are like Dingdong spring water, gushing out endlessly.

Zheng Yuan: Although I don't quite understand it, I feel that someone is making money for the country.

Xue Xiaogu: "Jerry Li! If you want to take revenge on society and me, you can use other methods!!"

He pounded the table and the bench in the office, just because he was ordered to go to the principal's office, and had an hour-long interview. His personal teaching career reached its peak.

Zhang Tangmu: "Mr. Xue, he did clean well."

Jerry Lee: "Humph!..."

Xue Xiaogu: "You're still 'humming'! You're still not convinced! ——When other students clean the sheepfold, they always move the sheep to the left, and then move the sheep to the right! ——You! Why do you want to Take all the sheep out!"

Jerry Lee: "Move around, you bastard!"

Xue Xiaogu: "You're still stubborn! If you were an idiot, this kind of thing wouldn't happen!!"

Zhang Tangmu interrupted in time, and asked slowly, "Mr. Xue, is there any punishment from the principal?"

Xue Xiaogu's face was serious: "The principal said, how can a person not make mistakes? One mistake cannot define a person. In addition, for the sake of the two of you, one with the first grade in admission and the other with the second grade in admission, punishment counts." Yes. There are still punishments. The headmaster went to see the sheep stables, what he meant was, you two, clean the mouse nests, rabbit nests, dog nests... Anyway, clean the entire breeding center."

After he finished speaking, like a deflated ball, he slumped on the chair and pointed at Li Jerui: "Hey, I was scared to death, I thought you would be expelled from school!..."

Li Jerui looked at Zhang Tangmu fiercely as if he had never heard of it, and asked, "Your college entrance examination score is the first in the whole school?"

Zhang Tangmu said peacefully, "Hello, you scumbag."

Jerry Li: "I'm crazy! I hate you!!!—" He went out aggressively.

Zhang Tangmu followed: "Hey, let's be clear, why do you hate me?"

Li Jerui pushed him away: "Get lost!! It's you who made me unable to go to the emergency room!!!"

He spoke very seriously, as if he had lost the most important thing.

Zhang Tangmu was even more puzzled: "Can't read the emergency department? You are the No. 1 emergency department major. You asked for the adjustment yourself. What does it have to do with me?"

"Damn it!" Li Jerui consciously slipped his words, lowered his head, and ran away at a high speed.

"Li Jerui! Li Jerui!" Zhang Tangmu chased after him.

Am I keeping you out of emergency medicine? ...

He chewed it repeatedly, but still couldn't understand the meaning.

He must ask clearly!

In the office, Xue Xiaogu, who was abandoned by the two, grabbed the window sill and shouted: "You, you come back to me!! God, Li Jerui, I beg you not to clean it! I don't want you to clean it!! Do you hear No!!! You just write an inspection, make sense, and that’s it!! You must never go to the breeding center again!!!”