The Great God is always teasing me [e-sports]

Chapter 28

Entering the winner's group from the first place in the group stage does not mean that you can breathe a sigh of relief, but it indicates that the more stressful knockout match is coming, and all opponents will nail you to the first place in the "kill list" One, regards you as the biggest obstacle to winning the championship.

Although there is already a lot of information, Wa Chacha and Dabai still focus on the status of each team in the current competition, and stay up all night to analyze the opponents and the situation. In short, the first step is to study the fourth in Group B, the Irish team—Phoenix .

This is a team that was established the year before last. At the beginning, it was just a few people with high ladder points on the European server who used to form a team to play games. Later, a boss took a fancy to them and directly invested in the establishment of the team. Maybe they have been playing passers-by. The team is best at Ye Luzi, who is very wild, no matter how wild he is, and his head is very hard. Although he is often defeated by his head, he will often be beaten by the opponent with blood all over his head and face.

Xiao Zhuo watched three Phoenix games, and finally turned off the video, rubbing the center of his brows, fascinated by the team's name and team logo. Kidding took off his earphones and called him softly: "Boss, what are you thinking?"

As if he just came back to his senses, Xiao Zhuo shook his head and almost laughed out loud: "Their team has a good name."

"Huh?" Kidding looked at the game on the screen with a blank face, and said to himself: "Is it special? Isn't it translated into Chinese as Phoenix? What's the matter? I know what this word means even if I'm a scumbag. "

"But boss, why are we called WAKA? Is there any special meaning?" Suddenly thinking of this question, Kidding's eyes were filled with solemnity, and he believed that WAKA, the strongest in the universe, must have the most special, beautiful and domineering character. significance!

Xiao Zhuo, who was going to wash up, stopped and sat beside Kidding's bed, smiling unfathomably, which aroused the kid's curiosity even more, and looked at him with starry eyes.

"You know the earliest founder of WAKA?"

"I know! Mao God! The hardcore veteran of DotA! The first batch of great gods! He is also one of my idols!" Kidding clenched his fist, very excited.

Xiao Zhuo looked at him with the eyes of caring for mentally handicapped children, and said coldly: "Do you know what his original ID was called?"

"Huh? Isn't it called Drizzle?"

"No, he called it at the very beginning—picking the hair on his leg and scratching his balls."

"..." The small flame in Kidding's eyes was half extinguished in an instant. This ID sounds so wretched, it doesn't match the domineering spirit of Mao God's team battle at all, okay?

"When he built the team, he couldn't think of a name, so he told his friends that he simply called it--wow, this wave of Lao Tzu is very strong."

"His friend said the name was too long and annoying."

"Then he said either it should be shorter, or just call it Wow."

Kidding listened with a sense of embarrassment, counted with his fingers, felt that something was wrong, and asked again: "That's not right, boss, our name is WAKA, not WAKAO."

"Because he failed elementary school Chinese, he spelled the team name wrong."

"..." Kidding once again felt that his whole body was not good. In his mind, the image of Maoshen speaking in dialect and aggressively carrying the audience, all collapsed and shattered into slag...

_(:з」∠)_

"It's good for you to know this kind of team secret." Xiao Zhuo added, got up and went to take a shower, leaving Kidding sitting on the bed alone, his mind was full of crap=dirty crap, crap!

When Xiao Zhuo was taking a shower, Lin Yu just finished a small experiment, and returned to the dormitory with the lunch box from the second canteen. He opened Weibo while eating, and then choked on a mouthful of potatoes in an instant.

God D replied to himself!It's not like the tone of mocking myself for cooking before!The tone is actually very gentle!Also call yourself number one fan!Send a heart symbol!

Emma!Is this really the cold, cool and poisonous God D!It's so simple!

Although his head was filled with disbelief, he still couldn't help but want to laugh. This was the first time in Lin Yu's life that he had tasted the feeling of chasing stars. It seemed that the smell of the air had changed, which was quite strange.

Goudan pushed the door open and came in, and said excitedly: "Xiao Linzi! Xu Lu from the Academy of Arts and the others have come back for internships, and they said they are going to KTV later, invite us to go together, do you want to go?"

"No." He refused straight away, with a mysterious smile on his face, Goudan straightened Lin Yu's face in doubt, and almost sprayed his saliva on his face: "Lying grass, little Linzi!" , How are the girls from the Academy of Arts! From the Academy of Arts! Big beauties! Pure girls! Are you really not interested?"

"Well, I'm going to watch the game later." While speaking, he turned on the computer, Lin Yu stretched out his fingers to push Goudan's two hands away, and opened Steam with great interest.

"Aren't you going?" Seeing that Lin Yu had clicked into the recorded video of the game, Goudan poked his head to look at it. It was a WAKA game again. Ah! I really want to wonder if you are a monk! You are either doing academics or watching competitions! The former is fine, but can this thing really compete with girls? Can you watch the competition and masturbate?"

Lin Yu temporarily put the earphones on the table, and said very seriously: "Don't be so vulgar, besides, how do you know if I can masturbate?"

Seeing Lin Yu showing a slightly sly smile, Goudan felt he hadn't come up, and added: "Aren't you going? To be honest, you don't know that Xu Lu called us because of you?"

Lin Yu paused the video, raised his head, and Goudan took a deep breath: "You don't like Xihua either. Xu Lu, a talented girl from the Academy of Arts, you can't be too interested. She is very interesting to you."

Lin Yu was stunned for a moment, as if thinking about it seriously, and then said, "I don't feel it."

"Xiaolinzi——" Goudan really wailed, "You said that you didn't fall in love when you were an undergraduate, and you looked sober when you were in graduate school. I should say that you are too demanding or something, if it is not too demanding , you...you can't like men, can you? Could it be that you like me? Ah?"

Lei laughed directly at the question of Goud, and Lin Yu almost wanted to roll his eyes: "Fuck you, don't talk nonsense, I don't think you can't force me to be hard on this kind of thing, can you stop being so wretched."

"Damn...then what kind of one do you want to feel? Which one, tell me, I'll find it for you." Goudan pretended to be listening humbly, Lin Yu frowned, and suddenly remembered the third year of high school At that time, during a Chinese morning reading, he was free and looked at the notebook of the Chinese class representative at the front desk, and there were several pages full of a collection of love poems excerpted from one sentence.

Lin Yu doesn't like this kind of romance, and what he likes in the poems are "Look at Wu Gou, shoot the railings all over, no one will come, come to Linyi".

The deskmate who was obviously struggling with the wrong physics question secretly put his head over, looked at the notebook, and glanced at him: "Do you like these?"

"No." Lin Yu was about to close the book when his deskmate reached over, pointed to one of the sentences, and seemed to chuckle slightly: "But this sentence is quite good."

Lin Yu looked in the direction he was pointing at——I haven't seen him for a day, but I miss him like crazy.

At that time, Lin Yu just smiled too, and pointed at the above sentence, turning around the fingers at the same table: "To be honest, I like this one better. When I met you for the first time, it was like returning home from an old friend."

"Cut—the girl is chirping." This was the answer at the same table at the time.

Now that I think about it, I really don't know what type I like, because it seems that I have never liked anyone.

But if I have to say it, I probably still look forward to a relationship, to be familiar with each other, as if I have known each other for several lifetimes, and I feel great about each other's strengths and weaknesses, as if the souls of two people are complementary.

However, it was probably quite funny to say this, so Lin Yu just shook his head and replied with a smile: "Let's talk about it, if I really like it, I will definitely go for it, otherwise you will have to tell me not to do it every day? "

Goudan was stunned by this answer for two seconds. Thinking about it again, he was right. The undergraduate is a dormitory. He still knows Lin Yu quite well. Although he usually smiles at everyone, he seems to be very gentle. A person, but in fact, he insists on what he decides to the end.

Just like in their junior year, they might not be able to pass the project they applied for. Lin Yu stayed up for five nights in a row, trying to get all the materials. When he got there, he fell asleep on the dining table and was carried back by him in the end.

After Goudan left, Lin Yu scrambled to catch up on the video of the game in the clean dormitory, picked up the phone and turned to the private message on Weibo, showed a silly smile, and then typed very seriously.

——Hope WAKA can always be led by good luck!

- It's not poisonous milk from number one fan lol

Not long after this private message was sent, Xiao Zhuo took a shower, sat on the bed wiping his hair, and picked up his phone to read it.

Xiao Zhuo felt like he had a disease that makes him laugh when he reads Weibo. This disease cannot be stopped, and he is not ready to cure it yet.

After reading the two simple sentences back and forth several times, I finally typed a reply.

--thanks

--I slept

—— You also have a good rest

If time can be frozen, or if this is a movie, you can clearly see that at this moment, these two people in different places on the earth are doing the same thing, holding a mobile phone, smiling.

This time, Xiao Zhuo slept very well, and also had a dream that made him feel very hot. In the dream, Lin Yu smiled at him, lying docilely under him, and even actively entangled himself, warm The lips make people want to go crazy, occupying him like crazy, restraining him, so that he can never leave her side again.

After waking up and staring at the ceiling, Xiao Zhuo's eyes were rarely empty, and he could hardly restrain the urge to call out that name.After taking a deep breath for a few seconds, I felt that I was hard and uncomfortable, so I could only rub my hands in secret and went to the bathroom. Standing by the pool, thinking of everything in my dream, I really wished I could finish the game and go back home with the championship.

It's true, I don't see you for a day, and I think like crazy.

The two days of rest passed quickly and regularly. I trained to keep my hands warm, exercised to keep my body in shape, analyzed data with Wa Chacha Dabai, and even had two matches with the old domestic champion team. The mental state of the teammates and the feel of the game are all very good.

January 8, five o'clock in the afternoon.

The day's training ended early, and Wa Chacha put the five of them to rest. Kidding said that after dinner, he wanted to rent a tandem bicycle and ride along the river. I am your father who strongly despised his little girlishness. go with him.

Xiao Zhuo still asked Mo Se to go for a night run, and it was still the small park by the river in the old place.

The two ran all the way without talking, and when they were walking back, they met Soga. This yellow-haired boy was smoking a cigarette under the street lamp. He raised the cigarette in his hand provocatively at them, took a deep puff, and shouted Called: "DEADFAT, and BLACK!"

Xiao Zhuo and Mo Se stopped, Soga came over and said arrogantly that he wanted to find a place to chat with DEADFAT, Xiao Zhuo followed him behind a row of ornamental plants.

Soga threw the cigarette into the trash can, then raised his head to look at Xiao Zhuo, his eyes were as crazy as if they were about to explode, and although his English pronunciation was crappy, he spoke fluently: "I read your Weibo, DEADFAT, except professional Those of you on the team, you only replied to the comments of a person named PUSH, how many points does he have on the ladder? Is he very good?"

Xiao Zhuo narrowed his eyes slightly, turned around and looked at Soga: "What do you mean?"

"It's not interesting, I just want to push him to the ground and step on it. Who is he in reality? I guess he is your friend?" Soga smiled wickedly, his expression was a little distorted.

Xiao Zhuo sneered, and looked at Soga like a fool: "If that's the case, I'll pull your head off, press it on the ground and step on it."

The author has something to say:

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*Soga is a very paranoid and irritable person ╮(╯_╰)╭

*I asked Qiqi if the text would be too boring

Qiqi said: No, how many chapters have passed between you!Can a fat man who died before the end really become a schoolmaster!

I'm speechless

*So, after returning to the country, the dead fat man will start teasing the elementary school bully, and the second child can't wait for him to return to the country quickly, so that he will cry or something... [Ah hey]