The Great God is always teasing me [e-sports]

Chapter 53

Xiao Zhuo and Lin Yu, these two people seem to have a chemical reaction, from the beginning of Xiao Zhuo's unilateral strong chemical reaction, to now the two have a very tacit understanding, although to a certain extent, Xiao Zhuo is stronger.

However, Xiao Zhuo likes this state very much. For him, Xiaoxiaoba really fits the setting of "hold it in your hand for fear of falling, and hold it in your mouth for fear of melting".

The two of them were lying in Xiao Zhuo's single room. This guy loves to enjoy himself. The bed was specially designed to be [-] meters, but now it is more than half empty, because Lin Yu, who struggled unsuccessfully, was forced into his arms. Hugging him from behind, his injured right arm was wrapped around Lin Yu's waist.

Lin Yu touched the hard plaster, took out a marker pen from the bedside table, and under the light of the desk lamp, carefully wrote down stroke by stroke on the plaster shell——I will grow old and strong, I would rather move my white head, and be poor Yijian, the ambition not to fall into the blue sky!

Xiao Zhuo raised his arm to look at the big characters, smiled and stroked Lin Yu's hair, then pressed the remote control to turn off all the lights in the room.

"Why turn off the lights, can you sleep?" Lin Yu raised his elbow against Xiao Zhuo and asked softly.

"Yes." He was answered by someone's itchy kiss on his neck, and a deep voice: "You can fall asleep when you are here."

At the end, he hummed an old song: "I think, you are my sun."

Lin Yu couldn't speak for a moment, he could only smile slightly, turned around cautiously, the two kissed very lingeringly, then they didn't do anything else, they hugged and fell asleep sweetly.

Early the next morning, when the genius was dimly lit, Lin Yu woke up. Xiao Zhuo still maintained his arms around him, sleeping soundly. Lin Yu Guangming peeked at him for a few seconds, sat up quietly, He put a pillow under his arm, put on Xiao Zhuo's clothes, and then closed the door gently.

The big villa was very quiet. After washing up, Lin Yu was able to take out the vegetables he bought the day before yesterday from the refrigerator, wash the rice, cook preserved egg and lean meat porridge, and set up an oil pan to heat up some spicy oil to mix with lettuce. An Qi was put on the noodles, and another pot of braised pork was cooked.

Slowly, the smell of meat wafted through the villa. Lin Yu sat on a chair wearing an apron and watched a bless opening video with headphones, so he didn't hear the sound of the door opening from the living room. .

Kidding, who entered the door with an oversized fancy suitcase, was almost instantly seduced by the delicious smell of braised pork, so he threw the suitcase directly at the door and ran to the kitchen, shouting: "Damn, it smells so good Ah, Auntie made meat this morning, so happy, I haven't had breakfast—”

However, before the last word was uttered, what Kidding saw at a glance was Lin Yu who was taking off his earphones and looking at him in a daze. Kidding subconsciously rubbed his eyes, stepped back, and blurted out: "Excuse me, let's go!" wrong."

After walking two steps away, Kidding suddenly came to his senses, turned around and looked at Lin Yu with a shocked expression that was almost like seeing Theone's naked body, and shouted: "Lying grass, sister-in-law?"

"No, no, either I'm dreaming, I'm probably still on the train..." Kidding muttered and took another two steps, then turned around again, pinched his face, causing him to grin his teeth in pain.

"Lying grass, are you really a sister-in-law?" The expression at this moment can already be described as fantasy, Lin Yu has been looking at him in a daze, this kid with exaggerated rimless glasses looks very familiar, and the other party said The words were very shocking.

"What's the big deal." Suddenly someone slapped the top of his head, and Kidding scratched his paw in displeasure, turned his head and immediately showed horror, swallowed subconsciously, and his voice trembled a little: "Boss, boss? "

Xiao Zhuo nodded his chin very coldly. Kidding seemed to have turned into a robot. He pointed at Lin Yu and then at Xiao Zhuo, and asked tremblingly, "You two... live together?"

Probably because he really couldn't stand the expression on this little kid's face of a mentally handicapped child who needs to be cared for, Xiao Zhuo nodded his head, walked over to hold Lin Yu in his arms, and the old god said: "Introduction, this It's my daughter-in-law Lin Yu, what is this?"

Speaking of this, Xiao Zhuo paused, and smiled very kindly: "This is the favorite mid laner you mentioned on Weibo, Kidding from WAKA."

Hearing this, Kidding choked on his own saliva, coughing so loudly that he burst into tears.

Through the hazy eyes of tears, seeing the serious face of Xueba who sternly rejected Xiao Zhuo's dishonest hand, Kidding suddenly remembered a sentence that I am your father once said-"Little KK, don't He always kills himself, brother Xiao is very vengeful, and his flaws must be repaid."

At that time, I beat myself to death and didn't believe it, but looking at it now, I always feel that something is not right...

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For breakfast that day, Kidding hurriedly bought a train ticket and rushed back because he saw the announcement of Huo Huo's departure from the team. No matter how playful and cute he was, Xiao Zhuo didn't allow him to eat Lin Yu's version of braised pork buns. There was only half a bowl of porridge with preserved egg and lean meat, and half of the overnight steamed bun just taken out of the refrigerator, which was still cold.

Looking at his own breakfast, and at Xiao Zhuo's three roujiamo, a big bowl of preserved egg and lean pork porridge, Kidding felt that life would be worse than death.

"Boss, just give me one, I want to eat too, I'm so hungry, I'm really going to starve to death..." The voice was very aggrieved, if the fans saw this, the old mother's heart would explode, angrily scolding the dead fat team Pa abuses minors.

"I want to replenish my body." Xiao Zhuo took a bite very calmly, with a satisfied face, and smiled very kindly at Kidding: "Besides, staying in a semi-starved state is more conducive to your operation, after all, you are the number one mid laner."

"..." Kidding rested his forehead with one hand, wanting to flip the table.

Lin Yu rubbed his temples speechlessly, and gave Kidding two roujiamo. Under Xiao Zhuo's accusing eyes, he said very coldly, "You, shut up."

"Kidding, you eat first, there is still meat in the pot, I'll get two more." After speaking, Lin Yu got up and walked towards the stove, while Xiao Zhuo narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at Kidding with a smile. A shiver.

"Boss, or... you eat first?" Picking up a Roujiamo, Kidding licked his mouth, his tone was very unwilling, Xiao Zhuo shook his hand, and said with a smile: "Eat yours, otherwise Wa Chacha really thinks I'm abusing minors .”

"Oh." Kidding obediently ate a mouthful of Roujiamo, and said falteringly, "By the way, Boss, what's going on with him? He just left without saying hello?"

"We'll talk about this after Wachasha and they all come, let's eat first." Xiao Zhuo frowned slightly as he picked up a chopstick of lettuce for the little brat, but soon calmed down again, but it was Kidding who slapped his head and put down the bowl Chopsticks, ran out anxiously, and when he ran back, he was holding a big box in his hand, his face was quite red, looking at Xiao Zhuo's arm that was still in plaster, his eyes were red again with disappointment.

"Boss, that, I brought this from home, you...you make up for it, don't worry, even if Hush leaves, I will train hard and compete well, so I won't embarrass you."

As a long-term Internet addict, Kidding was basically a braggart in the high-scoring game before he came to WAKA. He almost never said such things, so he was a little uncomfortable. If you don’t adapt, you can’t adapt. You can see Xiao Zhuo's arm, Kidding really felt like stabbing himself.

Maybe I really have to apply boo boo words, WAKA accompanied me to grow up and gave me the happiest time. Everyone in the team gets along day and night, gags, mocks each other, and fights hard, not to mention the boss who I regard as my idol. No compensation can be overstated, but no compensation can be compensated.

"Let me see what it is all about." Rubbing the little kid's head and pressing down all his hair that had been styled, Xiao Zhuo opened the big box with a slightly exaggerated tone, and then laughed out loud.

"I found that you and your sister-in-law have a tacit understanding." Looking at the box of pig's trotters, beef tendons, and bones, Xiao Zhuo rested his forehead with one hand, feeling very helpless.

"That's right, you can make up for what you eat. Boss, you can eat more. I will supervise you every day."

"If I eat like this, I guess my arm is still not good, and I will join the team of San Gao."

"Huh? Are you a third grader at such a young age?" Lin Yu just came over with a plate of rougamo. He heard a sentence without beginning or end, and was very confused. Looking at Xiao Zhuo's hardcover body, he didn't want to. Three high.

"What are you afraid of, as long as you don't suffer from kidney deficiency." Raising his eyebrows, Xiao Zhuo smiled ambiguously at Lin Yu, Xiao Zhuo, like an old man, took a bite of the most stuffed Roujiamo, leaving his mouth full of fragrance.

Kidding was tortured by this simple and rude teasing, and said without tears: "Boss, to be reasonable, I am not a dog, so don't force me to stuff dog food."

"I remember, you are good at heroes with ghouls, remember right?"

"..."

Thinking of the hero in the game who wears shackles and looks like Resident Evil, nicknamed "Puppy", Kidding really wants to cry.

The three of them had just finished their breakfast, and Lin Yu was about to clear away the dishes when the door was opened again, this time it was Wa Chacha who entered.

It was already past nine o'clock in the morning, the sun was shining brightly, Wa wiped the sweat from his brow, and complained: "It's too hot here, it's better to be cool at home. By the way, KK is back? My prince is also back? Oh, I'll go , What does this taste like, it smells so good! You guys are stealing it again!"

After saying this, Wa Chacha walked to the kitchen with a big belly, and saw a mess of cups and plates on the table at a glance, and he was in a bad mood: "I will bring you special products in vain, a group of white-eyed wolves stealing food without thinking about me."

"Your Majesty, look at your belly." Xiao Zhuo rolled his eyes, and it was rare to cooperate with the impromptu role-playing that Wa Chacha would do from time to time. Wa Chacha patted his round belly and said with a smile: "Every time I gain three catties during the festive season, and I can't avoid it."

As a result, Xiao Zhuo really didn't even have the mood to pay attention to him. Wa Chacha approached the table quite amusedly, and suddenly realized that he raised his head and looked at Lin Yu from head to toe and then from foot to head, carefully After carefully staring at it twice, he hesitated for a moment, and asked quite solemnly, "Aunt Du, did you go to...Thailand during the holiday?"

"?" Lin Yu looked at him in bewilderment, and had already matched this round face with WAKA's legendary coach Wa Chacha, but in the video, Wa Chacha always talked about the game with a serious face. He looks like a very reliable big brother image, and he really doesn't look like a fat man who is talking about running trains now.

"However, I remember...Thailand is full of male-to-female changes. Aunt Du, your difficulty is too high. If nothing else, is there anything to eat? I'm hungry."

I really can't see the gold medal coach Wa Chacha acting stupid, Kidding coughed unnaturally, grabbed Wa Chacha's sleeve, smiled, and said in a straight voice: "Coach, this is not Aunt Du, This is our family."

"Family?" Wa slapped, immediately put on a serious expression, and said with a smile, "You are KK's cousin, right?"

"..." Lin Yu resisted the urge to knock on the door and leave, and suddenly had a new understanding of Xiao Zhuo running the train with his mouth full. The whole team of feelings must be like this.

"Except for me, the first team is all bastards, you just need to get used to it." Xiao Zhuo could read Lin Yu's heart, squeezed his hand, and smiled very dotingly in front of the two of them.

Wa Chacha looked back and forth between the two of them, suddenly realized, and asked a little uncertainly: "Are you that... Xueba... Lin... Lin Yu?"

"Uh, I'm Lin Yu, hello gold medal coach." Almost reflexively, Lin Yu directly extended his hand and shook hands with this fat legendary coach in a historic way.

At the moment of shaking hands, the door was opened again, and a rough man's voice sounded, followed by a burst of fast footsteps: "Oh, I'm going, I'm so fucking dead, I'm going to die, eh, you're all here Already—Lin, Lin Yu?"

It was a fat man who rushed in like a gust of wind. When he saw Lin Yu, he was obviously shocked. Of course, Xueba was also shocked. Isn't this fat man just the coquettish number four, I am your father.

"Lin Yu? Am I right?" I am your father, who was obviously agitated. His eyes swept back and forth between Xiao Zhuo and the people next to him. His eyes stayed on Lin Yu's apron and the hand holding the bowl, and he was immediately filled with righteous indignation. Said: "Damn, brother Xiao, why do you let us learn to wash the dishes and behave?"

Xiao Zhuo pointed to his right arm, I am your father, and immediately followed suit, nodding on Kidding's forehead: "I know how to eat, hurry up and wash the dishes."

"Hey," in response, Kidding stood up, and Pidianpidian packed up the dishes and walked to the sink, dragging the unwilling I am your father along the way.

Lin Yu looked at the back suspiciously, poked Xiao Zhuo once, and asked softly, "Why do I feel like everyone in your team knows me? What the hell?"

"I also want to know what the hell it is." Xiao Zhuo leaned back on the back of the chair, and Wa Chacha sat down opposite him, took a bite of the only remaining Roujiamo, and immediately said with a satisfied face: "My brother and sister are really skilled. good."

A certain sibling: ...

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The twittering breakfast was finally finished, Xiao Zhuo didn't insist on staying in the Lin language, and sent him out of the door, and gave him the keys to the Ferrari by the way, but was rejected by Xueba sternly, the reason was that the school Driving this car is too pretentious, and the traffic jam is not as good as the subway.

A certain master whose luxury car was not as good as the subway had a sad face, and pressed Xueba on the door frame and gnawed hard before letting him go. The three single dogs were forcibly dumped with dog food, and they were all very unlucky die.

"So, how do you all know Lin Yu?" After all, I still can't forget this episode. Xiao Zhuo looked at them one by one, and the three of them showed a very unified expression of embarrassment. Wa Chacha coughed decisively: "That, As soon as I got off the plane, I received a call from Chu Chu, saying that QNMDA has already signed a contract with Boo Boo, but the announcement has not yet been made, and the team has signed a mysterious person, who is hidden very deep, and I don’t know who it is, it’s all over. I contacted Jiaojiao again, and they have a deep relationship with Pippi Xia, Lao Ye probably meant to buy them all, and maybe make the prototype of Wakayouth, but it’s just an idea.”

"That's good, Haijiao. I've teamed up with him to play the ladder before, and he's pretty good at it." Hearing the acquaintance, Kidding was very happy, and then suddenly frowned: "But, what the hell is going on? Why is he leaving the team now? I won’t answer his calls.”

Hearing this, Wa Chacha's expression changed, and after glancing at Xiao Zhuo, he sighed: "TI7 is also over, should we put it bluntly?"

"Well," Xiao Zhuo nodded, rubbed Kidding's shaggy hair, and said in a deep voice, "Don't feel too bad after hearing that, Hush was bought by those idiots from the island country, and he betrayed WAKA."

In an instant, Kidding's eyes widened with disbelief.