A Grass's Bizarre Adventure in Wonderland

Yingzhou, in the East China Sea, is four thousand miles away.There are Shenzhi and Xiancao on the top, and there are jade.When you come out of the Liquan, you can drink as many liters as you want to get drunk, and you will live forever.There are many fairy families on the island, the customs are like Wu people, and the mountains and rivers are like China.

——"Benji of Ten Continents and Three Islands·An Overview of Yingzhou"

"Hua Yi, it's rare that I'm in a good mood today, so I'll take you to a good place to have fun." Hua Yi, who was burying her head in the Xianzhi Garden alone, suddenly heard a laugh.Knowing who it was, Hua Yi, who was too lazy to pay attention to him, still buried her head in weeding, as if she didn't hear anything.

Before he finished speaking, he saw a young man dressed in a spacious robe with yellow flowers on a red background with an open collar, a smile that was not a smile, and his red phoenix eyes were very seductive, surrounded by a clean spirit, but it made people feel even more cynical. Li [lǐ] Quan rushed back to Huayi with the wine.

"If you take another step forward, you will destroy this thousand-year-old Xianzhi." Hua Yi tilted her head slightly, and her eyes fell on the thousand-year-old Xianzhi that the young man was about to step on.Hearing this, the young man stopped his feet and looked down, seeing that Xianzhi was still safe, he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief.Xinshou made a trick, and a few auspicious clouds emerged from under his feet to support him to Huayi, making sure that he would not accidentally injure that xianzhi plant before landing on the ground.

The young man lowered his eyes and leaned forward slightly, leaning over to stare at Hua Yi who was squatting on the ground with her head buried in weeds.After a long while, seeing that Hua Yi was still only focusing on pulling weeds and ignoring himself, the man finally couldn't hold back his temper. He pinned the wine gourd he was carrying to the jade belt around his waist, and put his hands on Hua Yi's slightly thin shoulders, "Don't dare to do this again!" Ignore this Taoist Lord, be careful that I will demolish your Xianzhi Garden."

"If you dare to dismantle it, then you can do it, provided that you are not afraid of being scolded bloody by those old men on Kunlun Island." Hua Yi raised her light brown eyes and looked at the man in front of her with a smile.Hearing this, the man frowned and pondered for a long time, before he affirmed: "If you count by seniority, those old men on Kunlun Island should call me "little uncle." Hua Yi rolled her eyes at the man, and turned A vine basket of Xianzhi was handed over, "Help me send it to Penglai Hill, the Immortal Xinyi in Penglai Palace wants to use it." Guang glanced at Hua Yi who was still in the posture of handing the basket, and saw that the other party had no intention of coaxing himself, so he could only sigh, accepted the rattan basket resignedly and said helplessly: "The whole ten continents and three islands are only you who dare to order Tangtang Lu Ya like that. Sir. Remember, when I come back, I still have a good place to take you to see." Lu Ya Daojun stamped his feet while complaining, and saw a few auspicious clouds rising from the bottom of his feet, Lu Ya Daojun flew into the air on auspicious clouds, and soon disappeared.

Seeing Lu Ya Taoist Lord leave, Hua Yi pinched her sore shoulders from pulling out the Xianzhi for several hours, looked around and saw that all the Xianzhi and Lingcao were growing happily, so she rubbed the soil in her hands and left Xianzhi Garden, turned to walk towards the coast of the East China Sea outside the garden.

Huayi was originally a celestial lucidum brought back by the ancestor Hongjun from the Eastern Wasteland, and was later planted on Kunlun Island. While doing business in Kunlun Island, I happened to see this celestial lucidum with a lot of spiritual energy. My heart moved, and I came up with the idea of ​​crossing this xianzhi to cultivate immortals. Lu Yadao, who has always done what he wants, did not inform Kunlun Palace, so he made his own decision Transplant Xianzhi to Yingzhou.Mr. Lu Yadao had no malicious intentions at all, but he forgot that the spirit generated by vegetation cannot be moved to the soil at will, which almost caused its ten thousand year spirit to disappear.

Seeing that his reckless actions almost ruined his ten thousand years of Taoism, Lu Ya Daojun felt guilty, and devoted all his efforts to cultivate Xianzhi.For this reason, it took only 2 years for this Xianzhi to become a human being and become an Earth Immortal, and 8 years later, it successfully survived the first catastrophe and was promoted to an Immortal. The palace seal is given to Huayi Xianfu by Shangxian Huayi to provide xianzhi and lingcao for all immortals.In this way, another 3 years have passed, and Hua Yi has grown into an elegant and clean young man. Although his face is still a little green, it is not enough to resist the picturesque and handsome features.

The sun and the moon are like this, and 3000 years later, a new catastrophe is coming, Hua Yi is not in a hurry, and she is still planting her own xianzhi lingcao every day with peace of mind.But he is not in a hurry, someone is in a hurry for him, who do you think?It is the Daoist Lord Lu Ya.

Seeing that Huayi didn't have the slightest sense of responding to the robbery, Daoist Lu Ya watched it all day long and was anxious in his heart.He calculated early in the morning that Huayi was about to usher in the most difficult love calamity. If he could get through it safely, there would be no more catastrophe for nearly a million years; If that's the case, how can Lu Yadao, who has painstakingly cultivated Huayi for tens of thousands of years, not worry about it?So he no longer wandered around in the sky every two days, but tried to find a strategy for him to deal with the catastrophe, but the secret must not be revealed, and what Huayi was going through this time was a catastrophe. Daoist Lu Ya, one of the eldest disciples, can only protect him from being frightened, and can no longer help him overcome the calamity like he did back then, and endure a few thunderstorms.

However, Hua Yi, who was born with a lack of tendons, didn't know the painstaking efforts of Daoist Lu Ya, and she still planted her own spiritual grass every day with the mentality of peace of mind when it came, but it seemed that Daoist Lu Ya was too fussy.

Today, I sent away Daoist Lu Ya who was chattering that he wanted to take me to a good place for recreation. Hua Yi, who finally got his ears clean, felt refreshed, and planned to go to the shore of the East China Sea when he had nothing to do. Relax and enjoy this moment of peace.

Yingzhou is located in the middle of the East China Sea, with a radius of [-] li. Because of the prohibition set by Lord Lu Yadao, people who are not cultivators of immortals cannot see this place. Later, because Yingzhou is rich in jade and wine, and there is also a person with a cold face and a warm heart. The Huayi Shangxian sits in the town, and for a while, countless gods, big and small, flock to him.Hua Yi was overwhelmed by the disturbance, and even Daoist Lu Ya was also troubled by the headache, so he simply fixed it and added another one to the original restriction. From then on, those little immortals who were not cultivated enough were rejected forever.

Even though many restrictions were added, they still couldn't resist the fiery immortals. Seeing that Huayi had learned to treat those immortals as air, Lu Yadao, who was used to being loose, didn't bother to care anymore.It's just that Huayi is about to be robbed recently. In order not to affect his practice, he also wanted to try to see if Huayi could avoid this robbing. Daoist Lu Ya simply didn't do anything, and added another restriction to the original two restrictions. He said, this created the situation where only the two of them can enter and exit the entire Yingzhou. Even the old men from Kunlun Island can only be shut out.

Although the domineering and domineering behavior of Daoist Lu Ya made the immortals unhappy, the immortals only dared to complain in their hearts.In terms of seniority, no one in the entire Shizhou and Three Islands is higher than him, and even the group of high-ranking and arrogant old men in Kunlun Island are a whole generation later than Lu Yadaojun; What about Daoist Lu Ya, who practiced under the seat of Hongmeng Taishen and has lived for hundreds of millions of years?And because the cultivator is a Sanxian, the age cycle is longer than those immortals who take the usual path.

For a god who cultivates normally, 500 years is equal to a five-year-old boy of the human race, while for a loose immortal, 23 million years is equal to a five-year-old human child. It seems that it is not much different from those 10,000 youths of the human race, but the peerless demeanor is not comparable to those of the human race.It was also for this reason that Hua Yi, who looked not much younger than Taoist Lu Ya, called him a bad old man every time.In fact, this is indeed the case. One is the Shangxian who has only lived for [-]+ years, and the other is the ancient god who has been hundreds of millions of years old. It is not an exaggeration to call it this way, but that is how Mr. Lu Ya often hears Hua Yi. He would reply without changing his face and heartbeat: "Little brat."

①In the prehistoric calendar, every 10 years is equal to one year in our concept, so all here is based on 10 years as a unit. It is said to be 320 years, but it is actually 3000 to 60 million years. All records about time are calculated using this method.