bullshit

"Hello? 110? This is the main entrance of XX Elementary School. There are students gathering to make trouble and looking for the teacher? No, no, there is also a high school student who is very fierce and is bullying girls. It seems to be quite serious, and he is bleeding... ..."

"Bah! You say I'm harassing? What are you doing? Let me tell you, don't play the flute and drive here and wait for someone to die!"

At the beginning, this passer-by could barely speak "normal", but it became more and more strange as he went on, similar to words such as "persecution", "beating", "forced" and "death for money" followed by a digger It seemed to keep drilling out, chattering non-stop, and in the end, he even made up a big show in his own brain, randomly adding new types of human-machine supporting roles to perform, which was earth-shattering.

Everyone around looked at her dumbfounded.

Passers-by were very confident when they hung up the phone, looked up at people with their heads up and nostrils, pointed at Gu Chi and cursed: "You bastards, wait to be dealt with!"

"..."

"Well, sister, the police must be truthful. If you say this, we can't help you to testify." The security guard kindly reminded, pointing to the two girls who were standing and lying next to each other, "What kind of weak and helpless are you? The deaf girls? Are you sure it’s them? It’s really not us who are deaf?”

"There is also that bleeding. This blood came out of the young man. Where did the little baby come from? You can find a cut one on the spot?"

Everyone immediately remembered the tsunami-like scream just now, and a burst of numbness spread from the soles of their feet to the top of their heads, and they all shook their heads and backed away.

The aunt who was still holding the phone and waiting to see the joke instantly turned into a sculpture on the spot, with two thin legs supporting her bloated upper body, shaking twice from time to time, the movements were extremely indecent, and then her body tissues began to shatter and fall off, on the spot Deserted, blown away by the wind——

She admitted cowardly faster than spitting foam and staring at her mouth, and promised that the hero would not suffer the immediate loss, and immediately packed up her airs and ran away in a hurry, and the crowd of onlookers also dispersed.

Ji Feigou jumped at the school gate and finally quieted down.

Gu Chi felt that it was not easy for this middle-aged woman to live without accidents with such an IQ. Although she was very worried, she did not pursue it.He stepped back, completely blocked Little Red Riding Hood with his wide back that hadn't fully grown, and turned his gaze back to the girl over there.

"We have to get out before the police come." He thought to himself.

The girl may be a little dizzy, or she may be really frightened. She didn't continue to fight wildly, and kept her posture in a daze. Her eyes were fixed on the wound on Gu Chi's arm. I felt that the whole mouth was filled with the smell of blood in an instant, and then there was a scarlet patch in front of my eyes, which would definitely hurt.

She kind of wanted to say sorry, that she didn't know it would become like this, that she only cared about venting, but didn't know how to speak.

After all, the big brother in front of him doesn't look bad at first glance.

Can also desperately protect others.

Although a child who has never been in society does not know how to distinguish between black and white, she still has a few traces of sixth sense that are quite accurate. She feels that Gu Chi is definitely not a good person, but he is definitely not a bad person.

To put it bluntly, I regret it.

"you……"

"Let me discuss something with you guys." Gu Chi had no idea what the girl was thinking right now, he would only consider the two options of "solving the problem with his mouth" and "solving the problem with his hands" for a while, and after choosing the former, Interrupted the other party's courageous opening.

The girl immediately shut up and nodded.

Gu Chi: "Let's put the grievances aside for now. Now, you go to the left and we go to the right. We go our separate ways. According to my experience, if you act immediately, you have to escape the scene before the police arrive. You only have 2 minutes to think about it."

The girl's voice is small now, and she looks like a different person from before: "But your hand..."

Gu Chi didn't hear the fly-like words at all. He took off his school uniform jacket and wrapped it around his hands indiscriminately, as if he lost the pain, and didn't even frown: "There is still one minute, choose quickly, big sister, why are you still dawdling?" You got up, you bit and scratched your hands, are you angry enough? I really don’t want to hit little girls, do I need to sacrifice myself again?”

This sentence was like a fist, and it hit her heart with a muffled sound, and something shattered with a "click", and the perpetrator didn't realize it, so he could only turn around and run away.

Gu Chi also took Little Red Riding Hood and left quickly.

This time the farce barely came to an end, and it was forced to end with eloquence.

It was only when he got in the car that Gu Chi remembered to take out his phone to reply to the message. He had agreed with Wang Dachuan before to keep in touch, and if there was a slight change, he would immediately contact his brother. He was on call to support the situation.

But the accident came too suddenly, and I was so anxious that I forgot.

Although the bus at this time has passed the peak period, it will definitely not be as leisurely and idle as it was when it came here. Gu Chi and Little Red Riding Hood have a colorful hand on one hand and a bag on the other, standing at the front of the car like a different kind of stick. There was also a whiff of the local atmosphere of the rivers and lakes, which made everyone afraid to avoid it, and even the driver was disturbed by the influence, which was particularly conspicuous.

"Brother, just drive hard, don't worry, we didn't escape from a prison." Gu Chi replied the message perfunctorily, grinning at the driver, then bowed his head: "Little Red Riding Hood, how does it feel to be beaten?" how?"

Little Red Riding Hood's head is still a little dizzy now, the whole person is swaying left and right with the bus, and the reaction is also belatedly: "Not too good, brother, I, I have..."

Gu Chi: "I know you have a name, but it's more affectionate to call you that way! But Wei Ruhong, let me tell you something serious, why didn't I tell my brother about this before? Show off yourself? Have you ever thought about it, if I If you're not here today, what do you think will happen?"

Seeing that he wasn't ready to answer, Gu Chi asked even more aggressively: "As for being beaten, how can you be beaten? As for forming cliques, do you think someone will help you?"

Little Red Riding Hood, that is, Wei Ruhong's face suddenly darkened, and the corners of his eyes were still a little red when he looked carefully.

But still did not speak.

This little sissy has a stubborn personality, similar to that of a buffalo, and she cannot be forced to turn her head back.Gu Chi understood his temper, so he didn't care about it any more. He laughed a few times on the spot, and made an estimate in his heart. He felt that he had already clicked to the end, and the rest could not be touched, so he took the time to reply to Wang. Big string of greetings.

——Xiao Chizi, where did you die just now!I have pressed 110! !

——Don’t mention the People’s Police to me within three days!The person received it, don't worry about your old man, we have to stop by to buy something, we will arrive a little later, we will wait at the old place, remember to prepare some barbecue to reward me.

--roll!My eldest brother is now a senior in high school, yes!Night!since!habit!

Gu Chi rolled his eyes inwardly.

——Well, yes, evening self-study at the barbecue table.

——…

After a series of ellipsis, at an interval of about 30 seconds, Wang Dachuan sent another sentence: "Okay, I will satisfy you, I will treat you, and I will bring Little Red Riding Hood. Tonight, the three brothers must have a good get-together."

Gu Chi's lazy pupils suddenly dilated slightly.

At this moment, the vehicle stopped and braked suddenly, forcing all the passengers to perform a sideways forward lean. Gu Chi's eyes were still on the screen, but he suddenly encountered this "catastrophe". Before his head could react, his body emergency measures first.He grabbed the railing with one hand to fix himself, and quickly pressed the other hand against Little Red Riding Hood's forehead, buffering the impact force, but also felt another thing dullly.

My hands hurt so much.

Did you break your phone?

Dinner tonight?

awesome! ! !

A mechanical announcement came from the radio: "Heping Pharmacy Station is here, please get off the passengers through the back door one by one..."

"Go, get out of the car!" His tone suddenly became excited, and he twisted up Little Red Riding Hood with his decent hand, picked up the phone, kicked his rather long legs vigorously, and opened the door before the car door was fully opened. Before it opened, it slammed and led people to jump off the bus.

Immediately there was a scolding sound from behind, but it disappeared within a few minutes.

"Brother, go, where are you going?" Little Red Riding Hood asked uncomfortably from behind, "Che Che, drive away, brother!"

Gu Chi covered his mouth with one hand: "Mao'er, stop, let me tell you. Let's go to the pharmacy now, buy some things and tidy up our post-war medals. Your big brother is finally going to treat us to barbecue tonight! . "