[Three Kingdoms] Lu Bu is a fake lord

The sun was scorching, and the strong smell of incense and candles wafted along the wind, along with the yellow paper that had been burned into black stars.

Lu Fengxian held the long wooden warehouse tightly and frowned.

She first looked at Hua Tuo who was supposed to be standing behind her.

Hua Tuo was still standing there, like a dummy made of clay, with his eyes open and motionless, the eyeballs rolling in their sockets, trying to convey some news to Lu Fengxian.

It's the ghost of this stinky Taoist priest!

Lu Fengxian stared at the Taoist priest who appeared inexplicably and said some inexplicable words, and said coldly: "Let him go!"

The Taoist smiled slightly, swept his sleeves, and a gust of breeze blew across his face, and Hua Tuo regained consciousness in an instant.

He rubbed his arm, his eyes glowed brightly: "What is this? Poison? Anesthetic?"

"Not at all." The man smiled and took off the straw in his mouth, and with a wave of his hand, the bright green grass turned into a whisk with a jasper handle.

He held the whisk and flicked it, a gust of wind picked up, and the surrounding smoke and black paper stars disappeared.

Lu Fengxian narrowed her eyes, but never put down Changmu Cang.

"...This is the law of nature."

Even though Xiaolu had his hand, Lu Fengxian and Hua Tuo remained unmoved.

Lu Fengxian warned: "What is your purpose?"

"Pindao's purpose is just to see the general."

Lu Fengxian sneered: "You are a Taoist priest, what kind of peace do they believe in here, are you also the fairy teacher they say?"

The Taoist priest put the fly whisk on his arm, even though he was dressed in fine clothes, his face was gorgeous, but his expression was noble and clear: "Poverty Dao Yuji, this Taiping Dao does have something to do with me, the friend of the Poor Dao sent three volumes of scriptures written by the Poor Dao With others, this person developed the way of peace with these three volumes of scriptures."

"Because of this, Pindao was able to become acquainted with the general and help the general."

Lu Fengxian had a face of "what stupid things are you talking about".

Yu Ji said with a smile: "What the poor said is a secret, the general should just believe it."

Lu Fengxian wanted to scold him at first, but when he thought of the heavenly book in his arms, he felt that what Yu Ji said might not be true.

Does this person really have the ability to see through the secrets, he keeps claiming to call her a general, it seems that she will definitely get what she wants in the future.

Lu Fengxian pinched his waist, with a hint of a smile on his face: "Even if you can talk... What do you mean by forming a relationship and helping me?"

Yu Ji showed an inscrutable smile: "The secret must not be revealed."

Hua Tuo said quietly behind him: "You have already leaked half of it, and now you remember not to leak it?"

Yu Ji choked for a moment, and waved his whisk: "The general will know later."

Hua Tuo said again: "Since you will know later, why are you so anxious to come forward again?"

He looked Yu Ji up and down, his eager and probing eyes seemed to want to cut him open for study.

Yu Ji raised his whisk to shield Hua Tuo from his eager eyes.

He said to Lu Fengxian: "Pindao knows that the general also has this doubt, but it involves the doom of the poor way, and I really can't tell you. The pindao came here to see the general because the pindao knows that the general is the only one who can resolve this problem for the poor." The one who robbed."

"The calamity?" Lu Fengxian was thoughtful.

Holding the handle of the dust whisk, Yu Ji said sincerely: "It's about the life of the poor."

Lu Fengxian was even more surprised: "You mean I can save your life?"

Yu Ji nodded, "Not only that, you will affect the fate of more people in the future, General."

"That's it..." Lu Fengxian shook her hand indifferently, "If you are not my enemy in the future, I can save you."

Yu Ji was taken aback for a moment, and then looked at her fixedly, "You... don't you ask Pindao for something? You also saw Pindao's supernatural powers, right?"

Speaking as if I didn't have one myself.

Lu Fengxian raised a smile: "No need, I believe in myself more than you. Besides, if I can save someone's life easily, why don't I?"

"So that's the case, no wonder..." Yu Ji grinned, and the smile made his face more beautiful, but it was a pity that the "straight man" Lu Fengxian stood in front of him, and he didn't take the man's beauty into his eyes at all.

Various emotions flashed in Yu Ji's eyes. In the end, he lowered his eyes slightly and lowered his head to express his gratitude to her.

Silver hair slid down to his chest with his movements.

Yu Ji raised his head, brushed his hair back, glanced at the distance, and said in a low voice: "The medical techniques used by Taiping Dao are written in my book, and they can indeed cure diseases and save people, but the paper talismans they distribute are panaceas in my hands. In their hands, it’s really just a piece of yellow paper.”

Yu Ji smiled: "If you get the general's promise, the poor Taoist will definitely repay it. The poor Taoist will talk to the great virtuous teacher of the Taiping Tao and ask him to give up using paper talismans."

Lu Fengxian: "That's fine."

Yu Ji pinched the paper talisman in his sleeve, hesitating whether to give it to her, always feeling that she didn't like the paper talisman.

"By the way, I want to ask something..."

Lu Fengxian rubbed her hands together, a little embarrassed: "Since you know that I will become a general in the future, then...then...which woman will I marry in the future?"

Yu Ji: "..."

His gaze was so dazzling that Lu Fengxian's thick skin couldn't help but flush.

Yu Ji pinched the whisk and patted Lu Fengxian on the shoulder.

Lu Fengxian looked puzzled.

Yu Ji said sincerely: "It's good to tell the poor Taoist about such things, and remember not to tell others in the future."

Um?Uh-huh?

Lu Fengxian was even more puzzled.

Yu Ji sighed: "It's okay for you to listen to the poor, but if you don't... then you can do it yourself."

Lu Fengxian didn't care anymore: "Is there anyone else who can threaten me?"

Yu Ji wiped his face and couldn't say a word: "Killing people is nothing more than nodding, don't kill people's hearts."

What he said really sounded like a stick.

Lu Fengxian said that she didn't understand a single word.

Just as Yu Ji was about to leave, Hua Tuo stopped him.

Yu Ji gave Hua Tuo a sympathetic look, "You also suffer from fortune-telling, I know you are interested in my "Taiping Jing", pay attention when you sleep tonight, I will teach you in your dream, how much can you remember?" That's your business."

Before Hua Tuo had time to speak, a gust of wind suddenly rose from the ground, stirring up leaves and sand.

As soon as the two blinked, Yu Ji had disappeared.

……

The two came to the scene where paper talismans were distributed leisurely on Taiping Road, and warned the villagers that medicine can be eaten, but yellow paper cannot be eaten.

The immortal teacher of Taipingdao still had a high expression on his face, but the people who had been fooled severely scolded the two of them and drove them out of the village.

Although Lu Fengxian is highly skilled in martial arts, he can only choose to trip them up at this time and dare not use heavy hands.

The two were chased by the villagers, and fled all the way.

After finally escaping, Hua Tuo's donkey was too tired to move.

Lu Fengxian brushed her hair, "It seems that we can only rely on Yu Ji."

Hua Tuo sighed: "Even if there is medicine for the blind, you can only wait for death if you are blind."

Lu Fengxian: "These villagers are not rich. It must have been hard for a long time. They wanted to have a sustenance, but they were targeted by people from Taipingdao."

"Now that they have attracted a large number of people in this way, it is really a hidden danger. It would be better if they can report the situation here in the capital this time."

The two rested for a while and continued on the road.

In the middle of the night, Hua Tuo had a dream.

In the dream, Yu Ji taught him the medical skills in the "Taiping Jing".When he woke up, he didn't even have time to tidy up his clothes, so he immediately found a pen and ink to record these medical skills.

Seeing that he was so busy, Lu Fengxian kindly brought him his clothes and helped him to dress.

Hua Tuo put down his pen and saw Lu Fengxian picking up his clothes, he almost died of fright.

He hopped three steps like a rabbit, and then waved his arms nonchalantly, as if he got up early and stretched his body.

"What are you doing?" Lu Fengxian asked.

Hua Tuo was very careful about Lu Fengxian, a patient, and worried that the loopholes in her "cognition of men and women" would be exposed, which would make her even more unacceptable.

He said, "Oh, this is a new way of keeping in good health that I have researched. Get up early and learn how to hop like a rabbit to strengthen your physique and prolong your life."

"Learn like a rabbit... live like a rabbit for five or six years, what kind of longevity is this?"

Hua Tuo: "..."

Today is another day when Lu Fengxian is choked and speechless. I really wonder what kind of structure is in her head!

The author has something to say: What Zhang Jiao wrote in Chapter 1 of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" was "Taiping Yaoshu", which is actually "Taiping Jing", also known as "Taiping Qingling Book".