[Three Kingdoms] Lu Bu is a fake lord

Lu Fengxian fell into such a deep sleep that she even felt that she had fallen into a cauldron filled with hot water, and there was a pile of firewood under the cauldron to boil water.

"Gudong Gudong" the water was boiling and bubbling.

She was hot in the hot water and struggled desperately, but the edge of the cauldron seemed to be oiled, it was slippery, so she couldn't be afraid of it.

Just when Lu Fengxian was about to despair, several people stood at the mouth of the pot, and they all poked their heads to look at her inside the pot.

These people are her counselors and generals.

Lu Fengxian was overjoyed, and immediately waved to them for help.

However, she broke her throat by shouting, and none of them came to rescue her.

They still circled around the pot, looking down at her in the pot.

Lu Fengxian sensed something was wrong: "Hey! What are you guys going to do?"

They took one look at her and then started discussing how to eat her in front of her.

Gan Ning excitedly suggested: "Let's cook it like this."

Gao Shun retorted seriously: "No, the meat will be boiled with firewood, and the taste will not be good."

Lu Fengxian: "...Don't eat me if you think it tastes bad!"

Xun Yu said slowly, "Put some spices in it to enhance the flavor?"

Xi Zhicai smiled and rubbed his chin: "Will that cover up the original delicious taste?"

Guo Jia's eyes lit up: "How about adding some wine? It can not only enhance the freshness, but also remove the fishy smell."

Xun You clapped his hands and smiled: "This is really a good idea."

Lu Fengxian: "That's a good idea! It's not you who eats, and it doesn't hurt to talk while standing!"

The few people around the pot were still chatting earnestly.

"After cooking for so long, it should be almost the same?" Sun Ce held a chopstick in one hand, put it on one place and stroked it a few times.

Zhou Yu said in a low voice: "Be patient, wait a little longer, the meat will taste better if it is cooked longer."

Zhang Liao looked around: "But, it's easy to cook old, right?"

Sima Hui smiled and said: "That's not necessarily true. As long as the seasoning is suitable, the meat cooked for a long time will slowly absorb the juice in the water and become soft and delicious. It can be called immortal meat. However, although immortal meat Delicious, but not too much."

Jia Xu on the side also nodded and said, "Eating less meat is the way to keep healthy."

Hua Tuo: "That's right."

Lu Fengxian: "If you want to keep healthy, don't eat me!"

After a while, several people gathered around the pot, Cheng Yu was holding a bowl, Chen Gong was holding a long-handled wooden spoon, Dian Wei and Xu Chu were holding a large jar of wine, ready to pour it into it.

The red wine flowed in along the side of the pot, and the soaring smell of the wine went straight into Lu Fengxian's nose.

Cao Cao separated the crowd, walked over, and muttered, "You're wasting it all by doing this. Quickly, spill the wine on her, this is the secret delicious fairy meat!"

Lu Fengxian: "..."

I am Cao □□ uncle!

Just as Lu Fengxian opened his mouth, before he could say anything, he was poured all over his head and face with wine.

The strong smell of alcohol washed away the scorching heat on her body, Lu Fengxian's whole body was in pain, and her eyelids were even heavier.

She managed to open her eyes, and saw Cao Cao sitting beside her couch, instructing Sun Ce and Zhou Yu to wipe her skin with wet cloth.

Her fingers moved.

Sun Ce and Zhou Yu both forgot to come over in surprise at the same time: "You finally woke up."

Lu Fengxian opened his mouth, and found that his throat seemed to have swallowed countless knives, and he was so painful that he couldn't speak.

So, she raised her foot and kicked Cao Cao off the bed.

Cao Cao was dumbfounded.

Sun Ce and Zhou Yu were also taken aback, and their movements stopped.

Cao Cao got up from the ground by himself, patted his pants, and urged: "Don't stop, don't stop, finally reduce the heat on your body, and continue to wipe."

Only then did Sun Ce and Zhou Yu rub their hands for Lu Fengxian again.

Lu Fengxian coughed in a low voice, and signaled Cao Cao with his eyes.

Cao Cao said, "You had a fever last night. Fortunately, Wen He was vigilant and woke up immediately. He called Hua Tuo to see you again and took care of you all night."

"One night, the temperature on your body didn't drop much. Wenhe has been using cold water to cool you down. Later, I remembered that I heard veterans say that when their barracks were hot, it would be more effective to wipe your body with wine. I just left it like this." Try it, luckily it still works.”

"A few of us took care of you after changing shifts. Now they are too tired to go to bed, and we are the only ones left."

Cao Cao explained what happened last night clearly in a few words.

Lu Fengxian coughed a few more times.

Cao Cao supported her and patted her on the back.

"Don't be too busy talking, it's okay, I can see it even if you gesture with your eyes."

"I'll ask Mr. Hua to take another look for you in a while. Oh, by the way, this is what he left behind. I want you to drink this first after you wake up."

Cao Cao took out a small bottle as he spoke.

Lu Fengxian opened it and smelled it, the smell was refreshing.

She took a sip, and her throat immediately became much more comfortable, and she seemed to be able to speak.

She said hoarsely: "Mr. Hua has really thought of everything, this is for moistening the throat."

Lu Fengxian patted the back of Cao Cao's hand and smiled weakly: "Thanks for taking care of me, by the way, how is the military situation?"

Cao Cao: "After learning that you were ill, Dong Zhongying led troops on the road to arrest Zhang Jiao and let you rest more."

Lu Fengxian clenched her fists and coughed against her mouth, "Although Zhongying is proficient in bows and horses and superb in martial arts, Zhang Jiao has sorcerer skills. According to Zhongying's temper, I'm afraid she will fall into Zhang Jiao's trap and have no choice but to return." Aid, I’ll show people over right now.”

Cao Cao: "But how do you go like this? Don't worry, someone will replace you to meet him."

Lu Fengxian: "I'm afraid no one knows Zhang Jiao's sorcery better than me. I'm worried."

Cao Cao stared at her for a long time, then nodded slowly: "Okay."

Comparing his heart to his heart, if he was in Lu Fengxian's position, he would do the same, so how could he convince her.

Cao Cao: "It will take time for the soldiers to break out of the camp. You should have some food first and rest."

Lu Fengxian half closed her eyes and nodded.

Sun Ce on the side wanted to say something, but after thinking about it, he closed his mouth.

……

Once Lu Fengxian becomes stubborn, it is really not something ordinary people can stop.

After all, she went on the road according to her wish.

Dong Zhuo went after Zhang Jiao, and Lu Fengxian led the army to follow behind Dong Zhuo.

She was riding on a horse, and from time to time she would pull her collar and sniff inside.

Sun Ce, who was following her, could hardly keep his gaze.

Sun Ce stammered: "My lord, what are you doing?"

Lu Fengxian sighed: "No wonder I have such a weird dream, it turns out that this is all reality."

"Bo Fu, why do you follow them and call me the lord?"

Sun Ce deliberately showed off the moon jade pendant hanging around his neck. He smiled brightly and said, "My lord, haven't we already made an agreement?"

Lu Fengxian had no choice but to say, "Yes, I have been optimistic about you, a young genius, for a long time, and that's why I decided on you early."

Sun Ce: "Then can I ask a question for someone?"

Lu Fengxian glanced at Zhou Yu.

It's all so obvious, do you still need to say "someone"?

"You say it."

Sun Ce's smile widened: "My lord, do you mind if that person calls you my lord?"

Lu Fengxian: "As long as he comes from the heart, my thief ship is easy to get on and hard to get off."

Sun Ce patted his legs and burst out laughing.

Zhou Yu saluted Lu Fengxian, smiled slightly, and called out, "Master."

The sun passed through his hair and fell between the two of them, and the forest was silent for a while.

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