[Three Kingdoms] Lu Bu is a fake lord

When he fell down, he found a relatively dry place under the shade of a tree, and then he closed his teeth tightly, making a look of extreme pain.

Hua Tuo took two steps forward and rubbed his fingers: "Headache? I happen to be a doctor, come here, let me show you."

Lu Fengxian couldn't help complaining: "What doctor...you just want to open other people's heads!"

The boy trembled, clutching the bag on his head, and stood up staggeringly, "This little lady..."

Lu Fengxian's face darkened, and she scolded: "Who is the little lady!"

He paused, and glanced at Lu Fengxian's disheveled hair, "This madam..."

Lu Fengxian spat: "Shut up! I'm a real man!"

The boy's eyes slipped down involuntarily, and he mentioned her chest again: "Little brother, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

She is clearly a woman but still calls herself a man. The young man accepts this well...you have to accept it if you don't accept it. Look at the two Yuan brothers in front, he doesn't want to be the next one.

The young man smiled and cupped his hands and said, "My name is Cao Cao. My name is Mengde. I now live in Luoyang, the capital. What do you call my brother? But go to the capital?"

Lu Fengxian looked at him warily.

He has a dark complexion, slightly scattered eyebrows, deep-set eye sockets, and a straight nose.

When he smiles, his eyes are bright, his eyes are straight, there will be a slight smile line on his face, and he has a masculine charm.

Even though Lu Fengxian didn't know why she felt disgusted when she saw him for the first time, but facing such a manly man, she really couldn't be cold-faced.

In fact, she was extremely envious of Cao Cao's masculine face. If this face was on her body, no one would misunderstand her as a woman, right?

Fortunately, Lu Fengxian was only thinking to herself, and did not say these words out of her mouth. If Hua Tuo knew her thoughts, he might make her drink a lifetime of bitter medicine.

Lu Fengxian's figure coupled with a masculine face, what a terrifying thing!In the future, when you go to the battlefield and have a face-to-face meeting with the opponent's general, the opponent's general will be scared to death directly.

Lu Fengxian exchanged names with him and stopped talking to him.

At this time, Yuan Shao had already got up from the ground, and he rushed towards Lu Fengxian with a face full of anger. He wanted to punch Lu Fengxian at first, but when he got close to her bright and charming face, he couldn't throw that punch. up.

Yuan Shao stared at her.

Lu Fengxian blinked her eyes.

He seemed to have been punched by someone, his body shook, and he immediately stood still.

"You..." He pointed at Lu Fengxian.

Lu Fengxian stared at his fingertips, and looked at his fingertips slightly red with some surprise.

Yuan Shao gritted his teeth and said fiercely: "...too much."

This tone is not so much accusation as it is a temper tantrum.

"Pfft!" Cao Cao covered his mouth and turned his face away.

Yuan Shao was furious, turned his head and shouted: "Cao Ah!"

But at this moment, Lu Fengxian stood up, held Yuan Shao's finger pointing at her, twisted slightly, Yuan Shao's whole arm turned over, and even he turned his back uncontrollably.

Lu Fengxian twisted his right hand behind him with one hand, and stretched out the other hand from behind, like lightning, pinching his neck in an instant.

Yuan Shao's mind was blank, he smelled a scent of green grass on the tip of his nose, and her cool fingertips were on his throat. He knew that his life was threatened and he shouldn't be thinking about it at this time, but his Adam's apple still couldn't be restrained. moved.

Yuan Shao said with difficulty: "What are you going to do?"

Lu Fengxian: "Obviously you are going to do something to me, do you want to beat me up? Or do you want to scold me?"

Yuan Shao choked, and muttered softly: "No..."

He struggled a bit, but was surprised to find that he couldn't struggle at all.

I'm not as strong as a woman?

Yuan Shao was shocked by this fact.

Lu Fengxian said slowly and harshly: "There is no one who can escape from my palm."

The tips of Yuan Shao's ears were reddish.

Are you not afraid?good!

Lu Fengxian tried to make her tone more aggressive, threatening: "Be careful! I like to see men struggling under me the most."

Yuan Shao blushed, "What? What are you talking about!"

Cao Cao on the side was also dumbfounded, and then he covered his mouth and laughed again.

Hua Tuo covered his forehead and shook his head.

Fengxian, Fengxian, do you know what you are talking about?

It's really worrying.

Yuan Shao was also distracted at first, but when he found that he really couldn't break free from her shackles, and it seemed that even his martial arts were worse than hers, his expression suddenly became ugly.

"It's nothing to take advantage of people's unpreparedness. Do you have the ability to compare with me?"

Her ability really made it impossible to treat her as an ordinary girl, Yuan Shao couldn't help but become serious.

Lu Fengxian sneered: "Why not?"

She let go, and took a step back.

The two stood under a big tree, and the rain outside was getting heavier and heavier, even here under the tree, it started to drizzle sporadically.

Suddenly, as soon as the sky brightened, a bolt of lightning flashed across.

Yuan Shao and Lu Fengxian rushed towards each other at the same time.

Yuan Shao swept Lu Fengxian with one leg, and was ready to support her with his hands.

However, Lu Fengxian jumped up and kicked directly towards Yuan Shao's chest, in the same position as that old horse kicked just now.

Yuan Shao was kicked somersault and rolled into the muddy water again.

Only then did the booming thunder sound.

Yuan Shao's handsome and handsome face was completely covered in mud.

Lu Fengxian stood in a dry place, smiled slightly, and gave a "tsk".

She lifted one leg and brushed off the mud on her pant leg, "Are you convinced now?"

Although Yuan Shao came from the Yuan family in Runan, he also has the bad habits of a famous young master, but for those who are really capable, he is willing to compromise.

He got up again, bowed to Lu Fengxian, and said in a gentle voice: "I was the one who offended you before, please forgive me."

Lu Fengxian nodded, pointed at himself and said, "I'm very defensive, my horse and my people can only be bullied by me, because you disrespected my baby before, so I will give you a little bit of trouble."

It turned out that this was the reason why he rolled twice in the muddy water.

Yuan Shao smiled wryly: "When I swung my horsewhip before, I realized that I couldn't move my arm. Is it because of you?"

Lu Fengxian: "Oh, I gave you an injection so that my baby can vent his anger."

"Needle?"

Lu Fengxian pointed to his arm briskly: "I'm still wondering, did you not feel it at all?"

Yuan Shao looked down, okay, a medical needle as thin as a cow's hair was stuck in his arm, and most of the needle had penetrated into his flesh, and he actually felt the pain at this moment.

Oh, he was so busy looking at her just now, he didn't pay attention to the abnormality of his body at all.

Yuan Shao was embarrassed and ashamed, but Cao Cao on the side didn't save him any face, and laughed without any scruples.

Yuan Shao: "No, it's fine, it's all my fault."

As he spoke, he glared at Cao Cao.

Cao Cao took a few steps back with a smile, and introduced to Yuan Shao, "This is Lu Bu, styled Fengxian."

He introduced Yuan Shao to Lu Fengxian: "This is Yuan Shao, the eldest son of the Yuan family in Runan."

Lu Fengxian was thoughtful: "The Yuan family in Runan..."

Yuan Shao lowered his head: "My character is Yuanchu..."

Before Yuan Shao could continue, Hua Tuo interrupted their conversation with a look of distress.

"I taught you how to perform acupuncture, and you treat my needle like this? I finally found someone to polish this needle. If you throw it out so casually, what if it breaks?"

Lu Fengxian rubbed his head: "Ah, I didn't think about it that much at the beginning. This man's skin is thick and fleshy, rolling all over the ground is really easy to destroy the needle."

Yuan Shao maintained a stiff smile: "..."

Cao Cao's "haha" laughter grew louder, and he patted Yuan Shao's shoulder fearlessly.

Yuan Shao shook his shoulders and shook his hand down.

He turned his head and saw a handkerchief stretched out in front of him.

Yuan Shao stared at the handkerchief embroidered with impatiens flowers, his cheeks became hot.

Lu Fengxian said briskly: "Wipe your face, don't worry, I usually don't hold grudges, especially those that can be avenged on the spot."

Yuan Shao's fiery heart "crashed" and fell into the icy rain.

He had just taken Lu Fengxian's handkerchief when the sound of "pat-pat-pat" footsteps sounded in the distance.

The next moment, a figure screamed and rushed under the big banyan tree.

This person is Yuan Shu.

At this moment, he was covering his face with his hands tightly, screaming out of breath.

Cao Cao: "What's the matter? Put your hands down first and show us."

Yuan Shu shook his head like a rattle.

Yuan Shao sighed: "You were stung by a bee, right? Wait for the doctor to come back to the mansion to have a look."

He persuaded a few more words, but Yuan Shu still refused to let go.

Yuan Shao couldn't help reprimanding: "You are not a woman, why should you care about face so much!"

Yuan Shu turned his head and retorted hoarsely: "What do you know! You are just..."

When he saw Lu Fengxian, he immediately exploded: "It's you, your horse killed me, I must kill you today!"

With a howl, Yuan Shu pulled out the halberd beside his belt and stabbed at Lu Fengxian.

Lu Fengxian snorted, took a step back, stood next to the tree trunk, raised her foot, and kicked hard at the tree trunk.

The author has something to say: the timeline is relatively early, and neither Yuan Shao nor Cao Cao were officials at this time.

Why is the timeline so far ahead?Because Lu Bu is indeed relatively old, and we want Lu Bu to lay a solid foundation early and turn the tide before it becomes completely chaotic, our goal is...to take all civil servants and generals under his command!That's right, I even set my sights on Cao Cao, after all, he is "a capable minister who governs the world, and a traitor in troubled times".Boss Cao, come out to pick up customers... Bah, let's go to work!

Isn't there a story in "Shi Shuo Xin Yu" where Cao Cao and Yuan Shao teamed up to steal the bride, and they will have teammates in the future... No!

When I wrote about Cao Cao calling Lu Fengxian "Madame", I suddenly thought of a sentence somewhere - Cao Weiai □□...

Speaking of Lu Fengxian and Cao Cao are very destined, Cao Cao never thought that his grandson would be a master of women's clothing in the future.

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