[Three Kingdoms] Lu Bu is a fake lord

Yuan Shao directly handed over the two pieces of paper.

Lu Fengxian took it over and took a look. It turned out to be two imperial lists, one of which had a woman painted on it, who looked... well, a little weird.

On the other one was an unknown animal, which looked like a horse, a donkey, a mule or something like livestock.

She looked at it for a long time but couldn't figure out what was drawn on the two sheets of paper, so she could only look down at the text part.

It said that His Majesty met a fairy at night, so he released the imperial list to find the trace of the fairy.

Lu Fengxian flicked the paper and couldn't help feeling: "It turns out that immortals and celestial beings have grown up like this, and I've never seen them before..."

In the middle of her speech, she noticed that everyone at the table was staring at her, with expressions that could not be explained.

"What kind of expression do you have? Could it be that you have seen this fairy?"

The corner of Hua Tuo's mouth twitched: "Of course I have, and I have had dinner with her at the same table."

"Huh?" Lu Fengxian's eyes widened, and she asked curiously, "Then is she really as strange as the painting above?"

Everyone: "..."

Are you really good when you say that?

Cao Cao looked at Lu Fengxian and saw that her expression did not seem to be fake, so he couldn't help asking: "Don't you think the person in the portrait looks familiar?"

"look familiar?"

Lu Fengxian stroked her chin and continued to look at the portrait. She looked left and right, looked closer, looked farther away, and said, "Such an inhuman person...have I really seen it?"

Everyone: "..."

Her fingers traced on the portrait, "Look at this thin body, it will be blown away by the wind, right? The chin is too sharp, and the eyes are too thin..."

Following her disgust, everyone at the dinner table shook their heads and covered their faces.

Hua Tuo reminded: "Don't say any more, you will regret it."

But Lu Fengxian finished the last comment: "...If the emperor didn't find the immortal, everyone would think he was an ugly monster, right?"

Cao Cao smiled: "Really? I think it's pretty."

Lu Fengxian directly contradicted back: "You probably won't be able to look away when you see a woman, right?"

Cao Cao; "..."

Slander, pure slander!

Yuan Shao covered his mouth, turned his head away, and chuckled with his shoulders trembling.

Xun You couldn't bear to see it, and said to Lu Fengxian, "This is the picture of you."

"Me? Impossible, impossible!" Lu Fengxian shook her head, "The person in this painting doesn't look like me at all. How blind do you have to be to paint me like this?"

Xun You: "This painting captures the meaning rather than the form. Anyone who knows you well can recognize you at a glance by this painting."

Lu Fengxian still didn't believe it.

"Then tell me, what do you mean by this painting?"

The men on the table lowered their heads to pick up their chopsticks.

"Eat, eat."

No one would say anything.

Lu Fengxian became more and more strange.

She glanced at the table, and for some reason, everyone who came into contact with her gaze avoided.

Finally, her gaze was fixed on Xun Yu's side face.

The light of the sun, like the pistil of a hibiscus flower, polished his beautiful jade face furryly.

Xun Yu was sitting upright, with his expression unchanged, he just dipped his finger in the tea in the cup, and wrote on the table the Chinese character "Rong Zhi Lei Lei, Feng Shen Xiao San".

Lu Fengxian was taken aback.

He lowered his head, covered the eight characters with his hand, and slowly erased them.

She couldn't help but raise the corner of her mouth. Is this criticizing her?

Although she was depressed when she saw that she was painted as a woman on the imperial list, but after seeing his evaluation, her mood improved a lot.

Xun You worried: "What happened to Engong? Why was he found by the imperial list?"

Cao Cao and Yuan Shao suddenly coughed loudly, they were out of breath and their faces were flushed.

Lu Fengxian rubbed his chin and said with a smile: "I did a good thing yesterday, so I think it will be missed by others."

Cao Cao and Yuan Shao: "..."

A good thing that kicked Long Yan?

Lu Fengxian mentioned another painting and trembled, "If that painting is about me, then what is this painting about?"

Even Xun Yu and Xun You shook their heads, unable to tell what this beast that looked like a horse was not a horse, and a donkey was not a donkey.

Yuan Shao: "Could it be..."

Lu Fengxian's eyes lit up: "You know?"

"Uh... Didn't you appear with that donkey yesterday? Since that portrait is of you, then this painting is naturally..." Yuan Shao hesitated, really not wanting to criticize His Majesty's "masterpiece of imperial brush".

"Uh...donkey?"

Everyone turned their attention to the "donkey" painting.

Can't see it, really can't see it.

……

After breakfast, Lu Fengxian bid farewell to Cao Cao and Yuan Shao, and planned to send Xun You and Xun Yu out of the city.

Both declined.

"Right now, everyone in the city is looking for benefactor, and benefactor's safety is the most important thing, there is no need to take risks for the two of us."

Lu Fengxian shook her head like a rattle: "That won't work, I promised you all, you can't make me break my promise, right?"

Xun You hesitated and looked at Xun Yu.

Xun Yu said with a stern face, "If my uncle and nephew are involved with benefactor, then both of us will be restless for the rest of our lives."

You started talking about the rest of your life when you were seven or eight years old. In a sense, it's scary...

Lu Fengxian touched Xun Yu's cheek with a funny face: "It's okay, I'll change my attire a little bit, so no one will recognize me from the four-faced painting."

As soon as the filming was over, she hated herself for being cheap, and made him blush again.

Xun Yu was calm and composed, and nodded solemnly, "Then we will wait here."

Lu Fengxian immediately ran back to the room to change clothes, and when she came out again, Xun You and Xun Yu had disappeared, and there was only a letter pressed with impatiens and a piece of jade on the railing under the corridor.

She opened the letter, and on it was the apology from the two of them to her. They decided not to involve her in it and left on their own.They thanked Lu Fengxian for her help to them and invited her to come to Yingchuan. If she asks for something in the future, they will definitely help.

Lu Fengxian pinched the impatiens flower still stained with dew, and sighed softly.

Hua Tuo passed by holding a dustpan of medicinal herbs, and heard her sigh and asked.

Lu Fengxian said helplessly: "If the two of them insisted on leaving alone, why did they come back with me? It made me happy for nothing."

Hua Tuo shook the dustpan, and said slowly, "I probably don't want to disappoint you, and I don't want to leave without saying goodbye."

Lu Fengxian shook the envelope, "But, what they did made me..."

A narrow note fell from the envelope, and she grabbed it.

This note looked like someone hastily stuffed it in, and there were many wrinkles on the paper.

She flattened the note and looked at it, her expression changed.

"Sir, I'll go out for a while and I'll be right back."

"Hey..." Before Hua Tuo had time to say anything, she passed by his side like a gust of wind.

Hua Tuo blinked, and spit out what he hadn't finished saying: "...you go out dressed like this?"

……

At the gate of the city, the morning light brushed against the copper bells on the eaves of the gate, Xun Yu pressed the bamboo hat on his head, turned to Xun You and said, "Is your health better?"

Xun You raised his sleeves and wiped the sweat from his forehead, showing a weak smile, "Uncle, I'm fine, let's go out of town."

Just as the two were about to leave, they saw a group of soldiers coming over with a few imperial lists, looking at the people around them who were leaving the city.

It's just that their eyes are not only on the young girl, but also on the half-grown children and teenagers.

Xun Yu and Xun You stopped at the same time.

The two wanted to avoid it, but they were spotted by the leading soldier as soon as they moved.

He stared at it for a while, and beckoned the two soldiers to come over together.

Xun You and Xun Yu hurriedly hid in the alley, and the soldiers following behind saw that they wanted to escape, so they chased them even tighter.

The two kept running to the depths of the alley, but after all, the children of the two wealthy families did not have the pace and strength of the adult male soldiers. Their steps became more and more chaotic, and their breathing became more and more rapid.

Just a corner away, when the two of them were about to be caught, suddenly a pair of hands stretched out from the sky, one hand wrapped around one's armpit, and with a light lift, they were lifted up silently.

In the blink of an eye, the soldiers from behind chased after him, but they were all dumbfounded. There was no one in the alley in front of them.

Leading soldier: "Chase!"

The three ran away in a "plop plop".

In a house where three soldiers passed by, there were three boys and girls crawling on the other side of the roof.

Xun You turned her head and saw Lu Fengxian peeking over the roof. Her face was covered with tiny beads of sweat, and her jet-black hair stuck to one side of her cheek. Some paint was painted on her face, which was wet with sweat. It melted, red, black, yellow, as if someone knocked over the dye vat on her face.

But for some reason, his eyes kept sticking to it.

Lu Fengxian seemed to have noticed it, she turned her head, her left eyelid trembled, and she gave him a slight wink.

Her eyes were shooting at him!

Xun You stopped breathing, and saw her raise her hand again, with her index finger on her lips.

Hush

he died.

Lu Fengxian looked at his blushing face inexplicably, and then looked at the sun in the sky. Is this heat stroke?

The body is too weak, right?

After a while, the three soldiers came out of the alley cursing.

"I actually let those two little bastards run away. It's over, and I won't be able to receive the reward from the adults."

"Bah, bad luck. We'll guard the gate carefully when we get back. Those two little bastards are going to leave the city. As long as we wait at the gate of the city, we will be able to wait."

"But what if they don't go through this gate? Boss, there are four gates."

"To shut up!"

"Oh--"

As the voice faded away, Lu Fengxian also straightened her back, turned over, put her hands behind her head, and lay down directly on the straw shed.

Xun Yu and Xun You both knelt facing her, their postures upright.

"Grandpa, why are you here?"

Lu Fengxian scratched his ears: "Brother."

Xun Yu was helpless: "Brother."

Xun You gave Lu Fengxian an embarrassed smile, and Lu Fengxian understood that Xun You secretly slipped the note behind his uncle's back.

Lu Fengxian sighed: "You actually left without saying hello. I was worried about your safety, so I had to make a disguise and follow."

Xun Yu showed shame on his face: "It's because Yu didn't think carefully."

Lu Fengxian smiled: "You are not old, so it's normal not to think carefully, don't push yourself too hard."

Xun Yu lowered his head and stretched his collar, revealing a jade-like neck.

Lu Fengxian crossed her feet, stretched out her hands and patted beside her, "Come, try lying here."

Xun Yu and Xun You had a strict family upbringing, never had they been so presumptuous, they looked at each other, and under Lu Fengxian's urging, they still fell down slowly and obediently.

The two lay on the thorny straw, quite uncomfortable, moving around.

Lu Fengxian half-closed her eyes in the sunlight, picked a straw and held it in her mouth, and asked, "What did you two feel?"

Xun You said cooperatively, "It's so itchy."

Xun Yu hesitated and said, "The straw stings."

The honest answer of the two was met with a chuckle from Lu Fengxian, "Then what reason did you gain by lying here?"

Xun You tilted his head, buried half of his face in the withered straw, stared at her side face and said, "Don't be moved by external things."

Xun Yu thought for a while and said, "Perhaps, um..."

"Huh?" Lu Fengxian raised her voice.

Xun Yu changed his tune and said, "Brother, do you know that I have worried things recently, so you want to use this to persuade me?"

Lu Fengxian smiled and asked him back: "What do you advise?"

Xun Yu lowered his eyes: "Nephew once told me your evaluation of me, brother is going to tell me this time, I will bring disaster to myself if I sit upright alone, just like I will be discovered by soldiers if I don't crawl down just now; Lay down with my brother, although I can protect myself, but the straw around me is unbearable."

"Whether it is to save my life or to feel relieved in my heart, this is a question I have to consider."

He smiled slightly: "Thanks to my brother, I finally understand that I will never be able to bear the choice of abandoning ethics and suffering for the rest of my life in order to save my life."

He raised his head, his handsome face became clearer under the sunlight.

Lu Fengxian couldn't help admiring his good looks again in his heart.

He looked relieved: "I already know what to do, brother don't have to worry about me anymore."

Lu Fengxian patted him on the back with a smile, "It's fine if you think about it, then let's go down."

She carried Xun You down first.

Xun You blushed, and pushed her away as soon as her feet touched the ground.

He looked cautious and flustered, and asked while arranging his clothes: "How does benefactor know that this can make uncle feel relieved?"

"Huh?" Lu Fengxian looked blank, "I don't know."

Xun You was stunned: "But, you just..."

Lu Fengxian patted him on the shoulder with a smile: "You smart people tend to think too much. In fact, I just let you two feel that this straw is so warm and comfortable under the sun."

Xun You: "..."

Eunuch, please return my admiration and touch.

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