[Three Kingdoms] Lu Bu is a fake lord

Lu Fengxian, Xun Yu and Hua Tuo stopped drinking tea and eating, and listened patiently to what those people said.

It turned out that the rebels had no identity and background, they were just ordinary people who could not afford food. These people not only rebelled themselves, but also traveled around to persuade the people in the surrounding counties to rebel together. Now even some people in Yuzhou are starting to move.

Those chatterers said with emotion: "This world is in chaos, it seems that you should be more careful when you go out."

Lu Fengxian turned around and asked, "Don't the county officials care?"

"Of course we have to control it, but it's not impossible to control it. There are tens of thousands of rebels."

"However, I heard that there is a Sun Sima in Yangzhou who is gathering strong men and plans to attack them."

Everyone shook their heads: "It's too dangerous, I won't go if you want, and I won't go if you give me any money."

Lu Fengxian turned around, holding the teacup, lost in thought.

Hua Tuo's eyelids twitched: "You... don't you want to..."

Lu Fengxian raised his head and said with a smile: "Mr. Hua is the one who knows me."

"I really want to join forces, after all, I haven't really fought with everyone to kill the enemy, have I?"

Hua Tuo's eyelids twitched even more when he saw her looking like a spring flower.

Lu Fengxian patted the table and said, "Don't worry, I am very skilled in martial arts."

Hua Tuo: "..."

It's not a matter of being tall or not, why don't you have points, you entered the barracks to sleep with those men!

Xun Yu lowered his eyes and said, "The general doesn't have any weapons at hand yet."

Lu Fengxian: "I am proficient in all eighteen weapons, even if I hold a fire stick, I can still pierce the enemy through."

"Haha, don't worry, both of you!"

Xun Yu and Hua Tuo sighed at the same time.

Alas, I can't let go of this at all.

"However, swords and guns have no eyes on the battlefield, so you two don't have to go with me."

"no!"

"No."

Lu Fengxian stared at the two, smiled and said: "So, you are going with me?"

Hua Tuo: "..."

Xun Yu: "..."

They obviously wanted to persuade her to turn around, but for some reason, they dragged them into the boat of thieves themselves.

Lu Fengxian looked at the poor and lovely donkey, "In order to speed up the journey, I'd better find someone to raise this donkey first, so we can all ride horses."

Hua Tuo: "Which of your horses would dare to ride?"

Lu Fengxian smiled: "I will make them obedient, they are my horses."

The three continued to move forward. Lu Fengxian led Hua Tuo and Xun Yu to ride the three horses respectively, and then secretly jumped off when the horses were not paying attention. The person above is not Lu Fengxian.

The old horse rolled his eyes at Lu Fengxian, as if she already understood what she was planning.

Lu Fengxian grinned, patted the heads of the horses one by one, and praised them well.

……

Lu Fengxian's original plan was to go to Yangzhou and become one of the warriors recruited by Sun Sima, but the plan couldn't keep up with the rapid changes.

At night, the three of them found a house in the wild, and there was only one old man living in that house.

The old man came out at the door, and when he heard that the three of them had nowhere to stay, he warmly entertained the three of them and offered wine and food for them to enjoy.

The three only ate and did not drink.

The old man kindly persuaded: "It's cold here at night, and the house is also ventilated. Drink some wine to warm your body to avoid catching cold at night."

The three of them couldn't stand his persistent persuasion, so they all picked up their wine bowls and took a sip.

The old man stroked his beard and said with a smile: "This is our homemade wine, and it tastes very mellow."

Hua Tuo frowned: "You put more than just wine-making materials in it?"

The old man: "Haha, this is the untold secret of my family's wine making, and some nectar is also put in it."

Hua Tuo lowered his head and sniffed the rim of the cup, "It's not the smell of nectar, it's... Datura, scopolamine, and grass black powder."

Lu Fengxian immediately looked at him: "What are these?"

Xun Yu clutched his forehead, dizzy for a while before his eyes: "The hyacinth is the fairy..."

Hua Tuo: "These are drugs that make people dizzy and fall asleep."

"Okay!" Lu Fengxian jumped up violently, and kicked the table over, spilling the food, chopsticks and wine all over the table.

The old man turned around and wanted to run away, but Lu Fengxian grabbed his back by the collar and pulled him back.

"Want to run?"

She caught the old man and beat him up.

The old man wailed again and again, hurriedly claiming it was a misunderstanding.

"Misunderstanding?" Lu Fengxian sneered, "Then it was also a misunderstanding that I beat you."

At this time, Xun Yu was already in a dizzy state, and he could barely support the table.

Hua Tuo hurriedly supported Xun Yu, put his fingers on his wrist, and said slowly: "It's okay, I just fainted, and I'll be fine when I wake up."

Lu Fengxian pinched his neck, squinted his eyes, and suddenly stretched out his hand, knocking off his beard.

It turned out that the old man was actually a middle-aged man in disguise.

Lu Fengxian became even more merciless in his attacks.

The man originally thought that this woman didn't have much strength, but when the fist fell on him, he realized how powerful she was.

With a crisp "click", his leg was abruptly broken.

The man couldn't bear the pain, and cried, "I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it! Don't hit me anymore, I'm just a kid!"

It turned out that this small nest in the wild was just an outpost for a gang of bandits. When officers and soldiers came to catch bandits, he would be responsible for reporting the news. Normally, he would recruit travelers who were too late to go to the city for lodging. Even people and wealth are brought into the stockade.

Lu Fengxian stepped on his shoulder and asked coldly, "How do you contact them?"

The man stumbled: "Yes, there is a signal!"

Lu Fengxian rolled her eyes.

Hua Tuo felt bad: "Could it be that you want to..."

Lu Fengxian smiled, that's called a confident and arrogant.

"Hey, how many people are there in the village?"

"A few...dozens..."

Lu Fengxian stepped hard, bent down and grabbed his bun: "Say it again."

The man raised his head under the pressure, his Adam's apple trembled slightly, he stared blankly at her, and swallowed: "Four...more than 40 people."

"Crack-"

"Ah!" The man's shoulder was dislocated.

Lu Fengxian looked at him: "You're not honest, are you?"

The man burst into tears: "There are 140 seven people, please let me go, I won't tell them."

Lu Fengxian smiled: "You have lied to me so many times just now, do you think I will trust you?"

Lu Fengxian grabbed him: "Now I'll give you a chance to take revenge on me, take me to your village."

"Huh?" The man thought he had heard wrong.

"Wait!" Hua Tuo stared at Lu Fengxian, "Don't take risks!"

Lu Fengxian: "Don't worry, I know it well."

Hua Tuo shook his head, "At least...you take me with you."

Lu Fengxian was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "I am free to come and go alone, it is easy to escape, but if I take you with me, I am afraid it will not be so easy to escape."

What she said made Hua Tuo dare not insist anymore.

He looked at the bandit on the ground: "If you ask him to take you there, he will definitely betray you."

Lu Fengxian smiled at the bandit: "If he betrays me, then I must kill him before others kill me."

It was obviously a bright and compelling face, but the threatening appearance was like an evil ghost.

The bandit trembled: "No... dare not."

Lu Fengxian said to the hesitant Hua Tuo: "I'm just going to take a look first. As soon as the city gate opens tomorrow, you and Mr. Xun Xiao will report to the officials. It's only one night, nothing will happen."

Knowing that he couldn't persuade her, Hua Tuo sighed.

Before the two parted, Hua Tuo asked the bandit what kind of medicine was sprinkled in the wine.

The bandits trembled and told him the prescription.

Lu Fengxian was curious: "What are you doing?"

Hua Tuo: "I want to use a better way to stun people, so that when the head is opened, that person will not be conscious."

The bandit's face turned pale instantly.

Damn, it turns out that you are the most ruthless!

Lu Fengxian was also frightened.

He didn't prepare this for her, did he?It seems that we should pay attention to eating and drinking in the future.

……

The moon was dark and the wind was high, the bandit limped, clutching his dislocated shoulder, and led Lu Fengxian towards the village in the mountain.

After walking for a while, Lu Fengxian couldn't stand his slow pace.

She grabbed the bandit by the belt and threw him over her shoulder.

"You show me the way, and I will take you there."

The bandit was stunned: "You... are you really a fucking woman?"

"Huh?" Lu Fengxian raised her eyebrows sideways, "It seems that you are tired of work!"

The bandit immediately said: "...Is it... Damn, you are not a fucking man, who else can be a man! You are a real man! A real hero!"

Lu Fengxian laughed out loud: "You can talk."

bandit:"……"

What the hell is wrong with this? She is a beautiful woman but insists on being recognized as a man!

Lu Fengxian was so miraculous that he was beaten into a blessing again, obediently guiding her along the way.

She was walking along the mountain road, and she was carrying a person on her back, but she walked like the wind and moved extremely fast.

Soon, she saw the village from a distance.

The village is brightly lit.

She stopped: "What happened?"

The bandit was taken aback for a moment, and then thought of something, "Probably the boss got some news and left early to go to Yangzhou to join Emperor Yangming."

Lu Fengxian: "What?"

"What's so good about occupying land and being king here? It's better to go directly to be a prince and general. Anyway, it's just a robbery. We're... yes... By the way, what's said in the book, ah, the teacher came out famous!"

Lu Fengxian sneered, she rolled her eyes and thought of a good idea.

Dare to think and do it!

Lu Fengxian pinched the bandit's neck, pushed him against the tree trunk, and ordered him so and so on.

The bandit looked strange: "If you want to do this, then I have a good idea, hey, I don't know if you want to."

……

In the middle of the night, the lanterns hanging at the gate of the village swayed with the wind.

Someone from outside the village opened the door.

"Fourth, why are you back? Did you catch the fat sheep again?"

The fourth child chuckled, scratched his head and said, "I caught a lady for myself, just as everyone was about to leave for Yangzhou, I don't want anything, just take her with me."

"What kind of fairy beauty, let you tie it on your trouser belt like this, take a step..." The speaker looked at Lu Fengxian's face and took a deep breath.

Looking at the beauty under the lamp, her beauty can no longer be concealed.

The gatekeeper finally came to his senses, and patted fourth brother on the shoulder vigorously: "Okay, fourth brother, you are lucky."

Fourth child: "Hey."

fuck your luck!

"Tsk tsk, you still don't want to let go."

Fourth child: "Haha."

I want to let go, my life is being pinched!

Just like that, Lu Fengxian transformed into a little lady who was snatched up the mountain, and was led by the bandits towards Yangzhou overnight.

The next day, at dawn, Hua Tuo and Xun Yu came with soldiers, but they were in vain.

Hua Tuo's figure flickered.

Xun Yu looked around inside and out and said, "Don't worry, the general is fine."

Hua Tuo grabbed his shoulder: "What? Tell me clearly!"

The general who led the soldiers up the mountain said slowly: "These bandits probably also went to join the rebels. Recently, many bandits were persuaded by the promises of the rebels to join them."

Xun Yu straightened his back and said calmly, "That would be terrible."

His voice was calm and threatening: "This group of robbers took away none other than the prefect of Yingchuan who will take office, the supreme general bestowed by His Majesty's imperial pen."

The general stopped being lazy, and immediately stood up straight, his eyes widened, but he was a little suspicious.

In order to prevent accidents, Xun Yu had already carried the imperial decree with him.

As he held up the imperial decree, the general's expression was shocked, and he knelt down with a "plop".

Xun Yu: "Why did the officers and soldiers go up the mountain to suppress the bandits tomorrow, but the bandits escaped overnight? We don't want to pursue this matter. The first task now is to rescue the general. Moreover, such a major event must be reported to His Majesty!"

The leading general is going crazy.

It wasn't once or twice that they cooperated with the bandits. Who would have thought that such a thing would happen when they ran away!

That is the general appointed by His Majesty, the future prefect!

"Chasing! Get on your horses and chase me! Go and chase the prefect back!"

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