[Three Kingdoms] Lu Bu is a fake lord

Seeing Sun Jian's appearance, Lu Fengxian couldn't help laughing out loud.

With a "boom", she placed her two heads on the desk next to her.

Sun Jian lowered his arms suspiciously, and looked at Lu Fengxian carefully, "Are you joking again?"

Lu Fengxian sneered and said, "You don't really believe that I'm a god, do you? I, Lu Bu, am just a mortal, and I would bleed when I was slid by a sharp knife. I just used a little trick to lure these two people into the bait. "

Sun Jian sat upright: "What's the plan?"

It turned out that when Lu Fengxian saw that the enemy could use a trick to lure Sun Jian into the bait, she knew that there must be extraordinary people among the enemy army. After discussing with Cheng Yu, she devised a reverse plan, camped on the spot, lived and cooked, and made a plan. The deputy soldier's relaxed appearance is actually loose on the outside and tight on the inside, luring the enemy to take the bait.

Lu Fengxian smiled and said, "An ordinary person would definitely not dare to fight after fleeing, but since the opponent can set up a trick to lure you into a trap, it proves that he is scheming, so after he knows the situation here, not only They will not let the soldiers flee, but will reorganize the soldiers, and want to sneak attack when we set up camp and are unprepared."

She laughed: "It's a pity that he met me, Lu Bu, who is superior in skills, so he can only become the ghost of my Fang Tian's painting halberd."

She tilted her head to look at the two heads, and said slowly: "In fact, this Taoist priest came up with this plan, and he also acts as a counselor under the hands of this official."

She sighed: "Unfortunately, he has gone astray, and his loyalty is not human, so I have no choice but to kill him. It is his blessing to die under my hands."

Sun Jian sorted out the situation she said, "That is to say, as soon as you left the camp, you met them coming to die?"

Lu Fengxian raised the corner of her mouth: "Of course!"

Sun Jian was even more amazed, martial arts are not terrible, what is scary is that people with great martial arts still have brains.

No wonder people say that Lu Fengxian is a god.

Sun Jian picked up the medicine bowl and drank it all in one gulp.

After putting down the medicine bowl, he said with emotion: "I've always been pretentious, but after meeting you, Fengxian, I realized how unfair the heavens are."

Since Lu Fengxian was born, why bother to give birth to other generals?

Lu Fengxian is a woman who is destined to let other generals be her stepping stones.

Sun Jian asked, "What should we do next?"

Lu Fengxian: "The main general is dead, the remaining people are nothing to worry about, as long as this is the case at night..."

The more Sun Jian listened, the brighter his eyes became.

The two quickly made up their minds and split up to go.

……

At night, the moon is dark and the wind is high.

The defenders on the three walls looked around vigilantly. The leader died, and several leading generals were in constant dispute. These small soldiers could do nothing but patrol in fear, lest one of them would not pay attention to the enemy's attack.

Suddenly, they saw countless lights coming from a distance, as if there was an army pressing down on them.

A few soldiers were scared out of their wits.

"Quick, report to the general!"

The ten soldiers on the city wall suddenly ran to five, and the unlucky ghosts who were left behind looked at each other, frightening the two groups to fight.

In the city, some of the generals who are studying countermeasures were just farmers a few months ago, some were Taoist priests, and most of them were former officials. Pressing down, he immediately urged everyone to flee.

"Isn't there another city gate where there are no soldiers? Just run away from there."

Some people wondered: "They have surrounded three sides, why let only one side go."

"It's probably because we don't have enough soldiers, hmph, I thought we couldn't find out the fact that she's a strong outsider but a middle-aged man!"

"I'm afraid it's deceitful. The leader of the army is Lu Bu."

"Just that monster who is not male, female or female?"

"Lü Bu is brave and invincible on the battlefield. He has countless advisers and a lot of wisdom. She surrounds three sides and only keeps one side. I'm afraid there will be fraud."

"This……"

While they were hesitating to argue, a soldier suddenly broke in.

"General, they are preparing to attack the city!"

"what!"

"Oops!"

These grass-headed generals panicked, and immediately ordered all the soldiers to flee towards the only city gate, regardless of whether it was fraudulent or not, in short, one could escape one by one.

Besides, everyone is taking chances. With so many people running away, I can't be the one who gets caught, right?

These generals and their soldiers escaped through the only remaining gate without incident.

They couldn't help but feel relieved.

When all the staff passed through a forest, there was a whistle suddenly, and then, countless rockets shot from all directions. There were a lot of inflammable materials in the forest, and copper oil was sprinkled on it. When the rocket touched it, it immediately ignited, and the wind helped the fire. , the more it burns, the more prosperous it is.

The soldiers in the woods had no time to escape, and were engulfed in flames, howling wailing.

The sound of burning, howling, and falling trees, all the sounds are intertwined.

The smell of tung oil, the smell of smoke, the smell of burnt meat, all the smells are mixed together, which makes people feel nauseous.

Lu Fengxian sat on the red rabbit horse, staring at this scene coldly, and immediately ordered people to shoot arrows to kill any soldiers who escaped on fire.

Sun Jian turned to look at her.

The red flames illuminated her entire face, the more colorful the face, the deeper the eyes, those eyes were like a black bottomless abyss.

Sun Jian was even more impressed.

The so-called kindness does not command soldiers, and she is as cruel as Lu Fengxian, so that others dare not underestimate her, and it also makes people in the world flee when they see the "Lu" banner.

but……

Sun Jian asked curiously, "Did Lord Lu come up with this plan?"

Lu Fengxian said with a smile: "It's just borrowing someone else's method."

"I don't know if that person is..."

Lu Fengxian turned her head: "This person's surname is Jia, his name is Xu, and his calligraphy is Wenhe. He is a first-class figure in the world."

Sun Jian was taken aback for a moment, and said cheerfully, "Na Jian really can't help but want to see him."

Lu Fengxian was curious: "Wentai doesn't think this plan is vicious?"

Sun Jian: "Vicious? If I can protect my soldiers from the battlefield and defeat the opponent, then no matter whether it is poisonous or not, I will use it!"

"That's right, I think so too." Lu Fengxian's smile widened, "Even kindness is for our own people."

Sun Jian: "Your Majesty, this should not be known to outsiders."

Lu Fengxian laughed: "If it's Wentai, it's fine."

Sun Jian's heart warmed, but he had a vague premonition that Lu Fengxian was slowly embarking on a different path.

He turned his head to look at the three people behind Lu Fengxian—Cheng Yu, Gao Shun, and Xu Chu. Even after Lu Fengxian said that, none of the three showed any strange expressions.

Lu Fengxian also noticed the expressions of the people behind her, and she felt a little thankful that they were the ones leading her. If it was someone else, she would definitely have to tell her a lot of things.

Hearing that the wailing gradually subsided, Lu Fengxian ordered people to extinguish the fire and clean the battlefield.

"In this way, Wentai will have time to return home, right?"

Sun Jian: "..."

Oops, I almost forgot about this one.

Lu Fengxian patted him on the back: "At that time, I will go back with Wentai and hand you over to Mrs. Wu."

Sun Jian felt helpless, and she succeeded again.

Lu Fengxian returned to the tent, took out the letter from Jia Xu, read it again, and began to write a reply.

On the way she came to Yangzhou, the letter from Jia Xu arrived in Yingchuan, and Xun You quickly sent someone to forward the letter. The day she rescued Sun Jian, the letter arrived in her hands.

In the letter, Jia Xu mentioned that foreign invasions and looting became more and more serious, and her father even joined the army. Jia Xu used fire to kill countless foreign enemies and made great achievements.

He wrote down his own strategy and told Lu Fengxian that he might as well use it.

Seeing this strategy, Lu Fengxian thought that there was indeed a forest nearby, so she wanted to try it. Unexpectedly, the effect was so good that none of the soldiers who escaped from the city survived.

What a poisonous plan.

Lu Fengxian wrote a pen to praise Jia Xu's strategy, and asked about the situation at home.

After writing the letter, she asked someone to send it back, and sent soldiers to the city to garrison it.

When the two passed by the city wall, the soldiers were packing up the straw figures and torches that were forked on the ground.

Sun Jian said with emotion: "I can't believe that they would treat the straw man as a real person."

The two of them didn't bring many soldiers, so if they want to frighten the defenders in the city and escape from the city gate they planned, they can only use scarecrows to make up the illusion of a large army.

Lu Fengxian smiled and said: "The soldiers on the city wall have been scared out of their wits, and the moon is dark and the wind is high at night, so they can't see clearly for a while."

"Then your luck is really good. It's such a weather. If the moon is brighter, your plan may not work."

Lu Fengxian showed a mysterious smile, and blinked at Sun Jian: "That's not necessarily the case."

"I don't rely on luck, but on strength."

As she spoke, she stretched out her hand and pressed the Wordless Book hidden in her bosom.

The article "borrowing arrows from straw boats" in the book has disappeared, but the stories in it left a deep impression on her.

Lu Fengxian smiled and looked at Sun Jian.

Sun Jian felt the hairs on his back.

Lu Fengxian: "Have you decided on a name for your second son?"

Sun Jian said happily: "The eldest son is Sun Ce, and the second son is Sun Quan."

Lu Fengxian smiled and said: "If you meet a man named Zhou Yu, you must take a good look at it. He is destined to be with your family."

Sun Jian: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Lu Fengxian smiled without saying a word.

"By the way, have you ever met someone surnamed Zhuge?"

Sun Jian shook his head.

Cheng Yu who was behind said: "The Lord Fu is asking about the Zhuge family in Langya."

Lu Fengxian: "I don't know either, I just asked casually, who is more famous in their family now?"

Cheng Yu: "Right now, there is probably only Zhuge Gui, who is currently the Prime Minister of Mount Tai."

Lu Fengxian really admired their ability to count other people's family trees anytime and anywhere. Lu Fengxian nodded and praised Cheng Yu.

Although Cheng Yu didn't show it on the surface, it could be seen that he was very useful.

Sun Jian quietly took note of Lu Fengxian's praise, and planned to test it on his own soldiers.

……

After everything was settled, Lu Fengxian ordered his soldiers to station outside the city, and Sun Jian also dismissed the thousands of warriors he had recruited, and the two returned to Sun Jian's residence.

Lu Fengxian sighed on the road: "Your chief always asks you to go into battle to kill the enemy, but he doesn't even give you soldiers. He only asks you to recruit yourself. You have a lot of life to be alive and kicking for so long, right?"

Sun Jian laughed heartily, and said frankly: "It's okay, just take it as a way to hone yourself, besides, I'm going to get out of this status quo soon, Lord Lu, why don't you give me a soldier."

Lu Fengxian: "Don't worry, even for the sake of Mrs. Wu and Ce'er, I won't let you sit idle."

Sun Jian: "..."

I feel that I am a little boy who only eats soft meals through his wife and son.

When passing by a tank in the mansion, Sun Jian couldn't help but take a picture of the water to see if he was white.

The two had just passed the backyard when suddenly an arrow flew straight at them.

When the two returned home, they didn't wear armor, and their weapons were placed in the front yard, but they didn't expect to be attacked even in their backyard.

Just as Sun Jian was about to push Lu Fengxian away, he found that Lu Fengxian was moving faster, and he rushed straight at the arrow, and his hand was like lightning, and he pinched the arrow body in one fell swoop.

Only then did Sun Jian come to his senses, and shouted angrily, "Who made a sneak attack!"

Lu Fengxian waved his hand and said with a smile: "This doesn't look like a sneak attack arrow. Although it is coming fiercely, it is not very fast. It can be seen that the bow used by the arrow puller is not specially used for shooting people."

Sun Jian suddenly realized something, and shouted, "Cer, is it you!"

Sun Ce?

Lu Fengxian looked curiously and expectantly at the direction the arrow came from.

After a while, a small head sneaked out from behind a red wooden pillar.

The child was four or five years old, his hair was tied into two cute little buns, his cheeks were covered with cute baby fat, his eyes were big and watery, and it made people happy just looking at them.

Sun Jian said with a straight face, "Come here!"

Sun Ce blinked, but did not move.

Sun Jian became even more angry: "A man, what's the point of hiding his head and showing his tail!"

Sun Ce slowly came out from behind the pillar, wearing beautiful little clothes and a collar around his neck.

He leaned over with some fear, his big eyes were extremely clear, like a newborn white deer, and the white fur faintly blurred under the moonlight.

It was only when he walked into the sunlight that Lu Fengxian discovered that his eyes were not pure black, but with some precipitated green, like a forest soaked in mist and rain, or an ancient pond under the moonlight.

This child is so beautiful!

Envious and delighted, Lu Fengxian knelt down and waved to Sun Ce: "Don't be afraid, I'm here, your father won't dare to bully you."

Sun Jian: "..."

He coughed heavily.

Sun Ce stopped in his tracks.

Lu Fengxian glanced at Sun Jian, "Let's try it out later, I haven't played with you for a long time."

Sun Jian's expression changed.

Are you sure it's not because I bullied my son, so you want to bully me for my son?

What kind of world is this!I actually still have to look at my son's face!

He turned his head helplessly, intending to keep out of sight.

Children are very winky, seeing him like this, they immediately showed a big smile to Lu Fengxian, their eyes bent into sweet crescents, their little feet stepped on the ground, and ran towards her with a "poof".

Ah!

Lu Fengxian secretly sighed, she loves this child so much, she only hates that this child is not her own!How great it would be if this was my own son!She must spoil him and give him everything.

Sun Ce ran over cutely, but stopped abruptly when he was about to meet Lu Fengxian.

With his hands behind his back, he tilted his head and looked at Lu Fengxian for a while, then said in a childlike voice, "Hello, big sister, my name is Sun Ce."

Sun Jian shook his shoulders, and immediately couldn't help but want to laugh.

Good boy, as expected of his son, the first thing he said when he met him was to poke Lu Fengxian's lungs, let's see what she will do!

Lu Fengxian is good everywhere, but she refuses to admit that she is a woman. If she is said to be a woman, she will be angry.

Sun Jian secretly turned his head, waiting for Lu Fengxian's reaction.

Lu Fengxian stretched out her hand and put her index finger on Sun Ce's forehead.

With a flick of her index finger and a "da", she hit him on the head.

Sun Ce was dumbfounded.

Lu Fengxian smiled and said, "Call me Uncle, I'm your father's friend."

Sun Ce raised his head and secretly looked at Sun Jian's face.

Sun Jian coughed, but remained stern and did not speak.

Sun Ce glanced at Lu Fengxian again, and said obediently, "Hello, Uncle."

"Hey, good boy!" Lu Fengxian smiled openly, and couldn't help reaching out to touch the little girl on his head.

She handed him the arrow in her other hand: "Did you shoot this?"

Sun Ce scratched his cheek and stuck out his tongue mischievously.

"Yes, it's mine... Uncle's move just now was really powerful!"

He suddenly took a step forward, leaning towards Lu Fengxian with the moonlight hidden in his eyes.

Lu Fengxian smiled: "It's nothing, it's just a trick, if you like it, I can teach you."

His eyes became brighter, and his voice was milky and sweet: "Uncle teach me!"

Lu Fengxian rested his chin with one hand, and said with a smile: "You accidentally hurt me just now, and you asked me to teach you this little trick, so what can you give me?"

Sun Jian beside him coughed more violently.

You little girl don't come to lie to my son!

Sun Ce blinked, and said with a shy face, "I don't know what to give? Then...uncle, wait for me to grow up, okay?"

"When I grow up, I can do more things for my uncle."

Lu Fengxian pinched her chin, turned her face sideways, pretended to be thinking, and deliberately teased him: "I think I'm at a loss. It's a long time before you grow up..."

Before she could finish her sentence, she suddenly felt her cheeks feel wet and hot.

Lu Fengxian was stunned, she turned to look at Sun Ce.

Sun Ce's eyes were crooked, and he smiled sweetly.

He opened his arms, stood on tiptoe, and hugged Lu Fengxian's neck: "Sister...ah, no, uncle, are you happier this way?"

Lu Fengxian wondered, "Happy?"

"Yeah——" he elongated his voice, rubbed his cheek against Lu Fengxian's, and acted like a baby at her, "Didn't uncle be unhappy just now because of Ce'er? Ce'er doesn't want uncle to be unhappy. "

ah!How can there be such a sweet child!

Lu Fengxian quickly hugged him back and said with a smile on his face, "I'm not unhappy."

Sun Ce tilted his head to look at her, and smiled: "Okay, then I trust uncle."

"Does uncle like Ce'er?"

Sun Ce: "Ce'er likes uncle so much, I hope uncle likes Ce'er too..."

He lowered his head, but looked up, his eyes were wet, pitiful and cute.

Ahhhhh!

Lu Fengxian immediately turned her head and said to Sun Jian: "Wentai, let's make a baby kiss. How about letting my daughter marry your eldest son?"

Sun Jian's head was full of black lines: "Hey! Did you forget that you didn't even succeed in getting married, so where did you get a daughter!"

Lu Fengxian said nonchalantly: "I am a hero after all, it is not easy to marry a wife and have children, but I must make a plan for your family first, no one can compete with me, he is my good son-in-law! "

"Come on, Ce'er, call me father-in-law." Lu Fengxian gently coaxed Sun Ce in his arms.

Sun Ce showed a simple expression of "I don't know what uncle is talking about", and then smiled innocently: "I want to be called brother."

Lu Fengxian: "Hey, just call me father-in-law, everything I have in the future will be yours."

Sun Ce still shook his head.

Lu Fengxian was puzzled: "Ce'er, don't you know how many good things I have?"

Sun Ce smiled sweetly, and said in a childlike voice, "No matter how many things my brother has, Ce'er doesn't want them. Mother won't let Ce'er take other people's things casually."

He put his hands behind his back, although his eyes were curious, he still said obediently: "It didn't belong to Ce'er, Ce'er can't take it."

Lu Fengxian showed a "silly father" smile: "Okay, okay, if you don't want it, don't. But, can you stop calling me brother? I told your parents that I will be your adoptive father."

Sun Ce blinked his eyes, and his eyes were wet. He was obedient and sad, "Although the adoptive father is also very good, but with my brother's words, I can share more secrets with him and get closer."

Oh, how can this child be so likable!

Lu Fengxian felt that he was about to be defeated by his charm, so he couldn't help but nodded and said: "Well, if you like to call it that, you can call it secretly, because in front of outsiders, I always talk about friendship with your father."

"Well, Ce'er understands."

His brows and eyes were curved, the corners of his lips were raised, he put a finger on his lips, and whispered, "This is a secret between Ce'er and brother."

Lu Fengxian also laughed, "That's right, this is a secret that belongs to both of us."

Sun Jian: "..."

I'm afraid you two didn't take me seriously.

"Come on, I'll take you to practice archery. It's really amazing that you can shoot the arrow crookedly. Your brother and I have never shot crookedly since the day we got the bow."

Lu Fengxian wanted to hug Sun Ce and stand up, but Sun Ce quickly took two steps back and withdrew from his embrace.

"Ok?"

Sun Ce lowered his head and whispered embarrassedly, "Ce'er is too heavy."

"It's okay, your brother and I are just strong."

She laughed, stretched out her hand and scratched Sun Ce's little nose: "Brother, I put so much effort just to hug Sun Ce."

Sun Ce's cheeks were flushed, he covered his cheeks, his long eyelashes fluttered, "Brother, don't bully Ce'er!"

Lu Fengxian smiled brightly, "Okay, Ce'er can do whatever he wants."

Sun Ce pushed Lu Fengxian: "Brother, hurry up, Ce'er still has something to say to father."

Lu Fengxian thought the same, why don't she go to Mrs. Wu first.

"Okay, then brother will go first."

Before leaving, Lu Fengxian patted Sun Ce's little head reluctantly, raised his head and said to Sun Jian, "Your son is awesome!"

Sun Jian: "..."

He clutched his heart, nearly going into cardiac arrest.

What are you going to do again!

After Lu Fengxian finished praising Sun Ce, he walked directly towards the backyard, as if entering a land without people.

That's right, she is a woman after all, even servants and maids will not be more vigilant about her breaking into the backyard.

Sun Jian looked at his child and felt a sense of crisis. He pressed Sun Ce's small shoulders and warned, "Stop getting close to Lu Fengxian in the future. Also, if she wants to marry her daughter to you, you must not agree."

Sun Ce said, "I don't know what you are talking about, father."

Sun Jian spoke earnestly, wishing to share all the losses he had suffered, "Ce'er, you don't know how powerful Lu Fengxian is."

Sun Ce: "Well, my sister is indeed very powerful!"

His face was flushed, and he looked at Sun Jian expectantly: "Father, is she the sister that mother often mentioned?"

How often do you mention it? !

Sun Ce rubbed his cheeks: "Although I don't know why my sister asked me to call him uncle and brother, but I always feel..."

He frowned, thinking of a descriptive word in distress.

Sun Jian immediately said: "Strange, very strange, isn't it?"

Sun Ce smiled brightly, "...I always feel very powerful!"

Sun Jian covered his heart, "Son..."

Sun Ceping stood on tiptoe, the heels of his shoes hit the ground, his eyes were bent into crescent moons, his expression yearning and shy: "Besides, my sister is really beautiful."

"Cer is the most beautiful person I've ever seen."

Sun Jian was almost unable to stand still, but Sun Ce still did not forgive his old father's fragile nerves.

He smiled even more happily, "Cere likes beautiful people!"

As if he had finally figured out something, he nodded himself and made a decision: "Ce'er likes sister."

Sun Jian almost saw the miserable situation in which his beautiful wife and lovely son had all left him, and he suddenly shouted: "No, no, I don't agree!"

He opened his eyes abruptly, but what caught his eyes was the bed curtain.

Sun Jian turned over abruptly and opened the bed curtain, only to find Mrs. Wu sitting beside his bed mending clothes for him.

It turned out to be a dream...

Sun Jian let out a breath.

"By the way, where's Ceer?"

Madam Wu smiled and said, "Feng Xian is playing with Ce'er in the yard!"

"Bang-"

Sun Jian softened his hand and directly hit his head on the bed.

Mrs. Wu was startled: "What's the matter?"

Sun Jian grabbed Mrs. Wu's sleeve: "Look at Ce'er, Lu Fengxian is going to abduct our family's Ce'er."

Mrs. Wu showed a helpless expression: "Husband, are you sleepy? You fainted in the backyard for no reason before. After the doctor saw it, he only said that you should sleep less, husband, and get enough sleep. I didn't expect to start talking nonsense now. "

"No, Lu Fengxian said earlier that she wanted to marry her daughter to Ce'er."

Mrs. Wu smiled and said: "Isn't this very good? Just by looking at Fengxian, you can tell that her daughter must be beautiful."

Sun Jian: "..."

We have found the source, the co-author of Ce'er's beauty comes from you, Madam!

The author has something to say: Well, Sun Ce is a child now, so be cute, and he will grow up to be a bully in the future!

Ah, Sun Ce is awesome!When I wrote it, I couldn’t help showing my aunt’s smile~

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