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You Shao returned to the lounge with his coffee, Zhong Wenyu looked back at him when he heard the movement.

You Shao handed him the coffee: "Here, I just met an idiot at the door! You can't guess who he is!"

Zhong Wenyu took the coffee and glanced at him: "So you robbed someone else's coffee?"

You Shao stared at him: "You're itching all over if you don't hurt me now, right?"

"En." Zhong Wenyu nodded and took a sip of coffee.

You Shao: "..." He felt that he needed to get to know Zhong Wenyu again.

"So who is it?" Zhong Wenyu didn't forget to ask the answer.

"Xiang Wei, do you remember?"

"Ah...the boy from last time." Zhong Wenyu thought for a while and nodded.

"Isn't his partner Bai Yucheng? Just when he saw Xiang Wei handing me coffee, he talked in a weird way." You Shao took a sip of coffee, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt inexplicable. Coffee? I like coffee so much, I'll build him a coffee swimming pool and let him swim while drinking it!"

"Don't waste money." Zhong Wenyu said leisurely beside him.

You Shao stared at him for two seconds: "It makes sense, why spend this money...record the show immediately and see if I don't hate him to death!"

"He is a popular little singer," Zhong Wenyu continued, "take it easy."

"I have a sense of proportion." After speaking, he felt Zhong Wenyu's questioning gaze, You Shao turned his head and thought for a while, "By the way, what did I go out for just now?"

"……To the restroom."

"Oh yes," You Shao put down his coffee and walked out again, "Sure enough, when I meet a fool, I don't even have a good memory..."

Zhong Wenyu: "..."

More than an hour later, the recording of the show officially started, and all the guests in the backstage were assembled. Apart from Xiang Wei and Bai Yucheng, there were two other couples, both a man and a woman. One of them was a woman whom You Shao knew and had collaborated with in filming before. , others do not know.

This show doesn't play cards according to routines, and the order of appearances is not explained much. Anyway, it just depends on what to do, and everyone is called out.

So it got off to a great start.

The first one to shout was a group of male and female partners. After a while, they heard the laughter of the audience, and the voice of a person talking intermittently, and it took a while to stop.

Before You Shao came back to his senses, their names were heard, Zhong Wenyu pulled him, and the two went up together.

Walking to the stage, it was pitch black below, and seeing pairs of piercing eyes under the dim light, You Shao inexplicably had a feeling of being surrounded, and then felt that the LED screen behind him went dark, and the audience immediately gave out There was a strange sound.

The two of them looked back, only to see four bright red letters written on the screen - "Festival night in the bridal chamber".

Then a bunch of lights came on, and not far from them, there was an antique flower-carved bed, and the curtains and red quilts were all in place.

Is this going to be improvised?You Shao was still hesitating, but Zhong Wenyu had already pulled him over, and then he pushed him and fell to the bed.

"Oh!!!" The audience was immediately excited, You Shao seemed to feel that the eyes of the girls had turned into lights, and he wanted to strip them naked.

"Hey you—" Before he finished speaking, a red hijab covered his head and face, "Grass!"

You Shao scolded and acted first, but he was so preoccupied and distracted!

"Sina lifts the hijab—" A man's voice came from the sound system at the scene, and then You Shao quickly lifted the hijab, and the background sound was still live, "Okay, the bride is more excited, so she lifted it—"

There was a burst of laughter in the audience.

"The groom found out that the bride is a man!" Before You Shao finished feeling depressed, the background sound started again.

Then Zhong Wenyu touched his chest with special cooperation, and stepped back four or five feet pretending to be shocked.

You Shao didn't follow the routine and didn't listen to the background sound. He stood up and put on a rack with one leg, and began to unbutton his clothes.The audience immediately went crazy again.

"Okay, the bride has started to take off her clothes, she is very active..."

You Shao walked up to Zhong Wenyu domineeringly like a president, and threw him on the bed...

"Um, the bride seems to want to counterattack... Can the groom escape?"

You Shao thought so too, and was about to start, when Zhong Wenyu hooked his leg, and he staggered and knelt on the bed again, and the other party rolled over and got up again, grabbed his hand and trapped him with a red hijab.

"Obviously the groom doesn't intend to escape... um... is this a bondage play?"

The audience laughed almost non-stop, and the background sound was especially humorous.

"Okay, the groom is finally tied up, what is he going to do next - oh, he puts the bride on the bed - er, and draws the curtains?"

Zhong Wenyu clapped his hands, and the elegant super-audience bowed, then shook the bed curtain, as if by magic, and then pulled back the curtain again, You Shao Haoran on the bed had disappeared, it was empty...

"...Although I can't believe it, but after the groom pushed the bride to bed, he did a magic trick for us... He made the bride disappear..."

The audience couldn't stop laughing, the lights in this room dimmed, the appearance of the two of them was over, and the next pair of partners was quickly called.

You Shao stood on the edge of the stage and tidied up his clothes: "Drunk, what the hell is this!"

"It's fun." Zhong Wenyu looked at the next pair of partners who came out. The topic was "Meeting an old friend in a foreign country." Obviously, the opening show of the program group was arranged for the four joys of life.

"That's too deliberate," You Shao looked at him, "I didn't expect you to be quite cooperative."

"Variety shows, we always have to cooperate." Zhong Wenyu said.

Five minutes later, the remaining two groups finished their performances, and the lights of the entire studio were turned on. A group of people stood at the four corners of the stage and two hosts stood in the middle of the stage.

After the slogans and advertisements are finished, the program can be regarded as officially started.

"The opening performance of the four pairs of partners just now was very exciting. I would like to specifically ask you here," the hostess looked towards You Shao, "You Shao and Zhong Wenyu, why don't you two play cards according to the routine?"

"In order not to fall into your trap!" You Shao said innocently.

Hostess: "..."

"I thought it was an impromptu performance," Zhong Wenyu said, "So you guys have a script?"

"There must be," said the male host, "but your performance is even more exciting, we can't keep up with your rhythm."

"No way, an actor's self-cultivation." You Shao continued to talk nonsense.

"Do you still want to continue recording?" The hostess couldn't bear it anymore, and started to fight with You Shao. Internet variety shows are relatively casual, and playing casually can get better results.

"I'm doing this for the effect of the show! You don't even understand me!" You Shao called.

The two hosts managed to give up chatting with him, briefly chatted with the other three couples, and then got down to business.

"You can guess, what will be the part of today's talent!" The hostess said emotionally.

One or two people really guessed, and one of them was Bai Yucheng. You Shao couldn't bear it anymore, and raised the microphone: "It's almost enough. Who doesn't know that the first part of your show will remain unchanged for thousands of years. The two guesses just now, yes , Just you two, haven’t you watched the show at all? What are you doing here! Get out!”

The audience burst into laughter, and a girl who had guessed just now also knew that You Shao was fooling around, so she specially cooperated with the gesture to hit him, cursing: "It's good to know in your heart! Why did you say it!" The audience laughed again, Bai Yucheng's face He didn't care about it, and he didn't smile, but everyone said it was high, and the audience was happy, so they didn't notice him.

The first part of the talent is to read the word description. Everyone will be sent the same word and a whiteboard. There is no limit to the form, allowing the guests to freely describe their performance on the whiteboard. Those who are creative can often stand out.

The host first showed the guests one by one, and then each of them had 3 minutes to create, during which he also showed the audience the word - the prosperity of beauty.

A word that is very networked, ordinary or normal descriptions tend to fall into clichés, and unexpected effects may be very good.

3 minutes passed quickly, and in the anticipation of the audience, the host began to announce everyone's works one by one. This time, Xiang Wei and Bai Yucheng were chosen to start.

Bai Yucheng did his duty as a singer very much, used a few lines of his own song, tried his best to publicize, and even sang a few lines, which made the girls below scream, but Xiang Wei didn't know where the tacit understanding came from. After writing those few lines of lyrics, the booing from below suddenly became louder.This session was off to a good start, and the audience has already warmed up.

"The next couple, Zhong Wenyu, come on, let's take a look—" The hostess turned Zhong Wenyu's board to face the audience, and everyone fell into silence for a while...

"Um, camera teacher, can you give me a close-up?" The hostess quickly reacted, and the content on Zhong Wenyu's whiteboard was also cut out on the big screen.

"Easy as a frightened bird, graceful as a wandering dragon. Prosperous with autumn chrysanthemums and luxuriant spring pines. It seems as if the moon is covered by light clouds, and the snow flutters like the flowing wind. Looking at it from a distance, it is as bright as the sun rising to the morning glow; Looking at it, Zhuo Ruofu came out of Lubo... What is this? Are you writing down Luoshenfu?" The hostess couldn't believe it.

Zhong Wenyu looked at the camera and nodded innocently.

"Director, director," the hostess shouted at the camera, "what should we do, we really have a talented person here, I don't know how to deal with it? I'm a little caught off guard, should I recite a Jingyesi?"

The auditorium burst into wild laughter, followed by amazement at Zhong Wenyu—"It's really amazing to be able to recite the Fu! But what is your purpose for memorizing the Fu?"

Zhong Wenyu: "..."

"Okay, let's see what You Shao wrote—" the host turned over You Shao's whiteboard, "I have a hunch, I won't be disappointed."

So on You Shao's whiteboard, there is only one simple, capitalized, rude, one word - I.

You Shao hugged the whiteboard, blinked at the camera and blew a kiss, and then the ceiling of the studio was almost lifted...

"Look, I said I won't be disappointed." The host laughed enough, took a breather, and continued.

The author has something to say: I found that writing this kind of relaxing content is very fast!