The whole world wants to kill me [Rebirth]

Yu Lingqian simply dismissed it, not even looking at it.

Yan Yunchu was also as immovable as a mountain. When the thing got out completely, he showed dissatisfaction at being ignored on the spot, "Child! You are so uncomfortable sleeping here, I am going crazy looking for you. No matter, you You have to make it up to me!"

Luo Lang wheezed, his hair all over his body puffed up in anger.

Yan Yunchu breathed out slowly, took out the hook from his waist and shook it, "You're going crazy looking for it, aren't you?"

Being exposed, Luo Lang turned his anger into embarrassment, and laughed foolishly, "You are the first, that piece of broken jade is worthless. For the sake of my sincerity, why don't you reward that piece of jade?" Give……"

As Luo Lang spoke, he was about to jump up, Yan Yunchu grabbed something and threw it over, hitting Luo Lang's face impartially.

Luo Lang, who was on all fours, grabbed the stone that nearly smashed its face, and saw that it was a turtle!

"Your reward." Yan Yunchu said.

Luo Lang instantly turned embarrassment into madness, and threw the tortoise head-first onto the ground, "What the hell is this!"

The magma means that the turtle shell is on the body, there is no pressure, and there is no fear, but it smashed a hole in the ground.

Luo Lang's eyes lit up immediately, as if the bustard was overjoyed to see a beautiful girl, and turned the sprawling tortoise over to take a look, "Isn't it a mortal thing? Eh, kid, have you enlightened it?"

Yan Yunchu was speechless, Luo Lang curled his lips, put on a very unhappy look and said: "This little thing is really lucky, why didn't I have a cultivator enlighten me when I was young!"

Luo Lang was full of depression, and the magma tortoise looked low on people. Although Yan Yunchu and Yu Lingqian, two beautiful men, were eye-catching, they were too tall for it to catch up.Then he found the shortest one, Luo Lang, who looked more pleasing to the eye, and simply used all fours to grab Luo Lang's trousers and climb up.

Luo Lang immediately frantically swung his legs as if he had been stained with shit, and the magma was kicked, but became more and more courageous, turned over and walked over and continued to climb.Luo Lang shook it once and climbed it, tossing and tossing until dawn, Luo Lang finally disarmed and surrendered, and the magma finally declared victory, climbed to the top of Luo Lang's soft head, and lay down there to make a nest as he wished.

Starting early in the morning, Yan Yunchu looked at this pair of live treasures and was really happy.Magma grabbed the hair on his head and didn't let go of his claws, Luo Lang grinned in pain, desperately tugging Naihe to sit firmly on the mountain.

On the way across the mountains and mountains, it was not lonely to be accompanied by this pair of Huanxi lovers. When I returned to the capital, I found an inn near the gate of the city to stay.

The owner of the store is a rough man, with a wide body and fat body, so fat that he can't even cover it with his clothes, his belly is open, and there are two lumps of fat trembling almost greasy.With a turban wrapped around his head, and a spatula in his right hand, he stepped on a bench rudely, holding a straw in his mouth and said: "One person, two taels, you one, two, three, pet turtles don't count as your money, the total is six taels of silver, you pay before you pay." Stay."

"Six taels? Why don't you go grab it?" Luo Lang jumped up first. He is a jade idiot and a miser. Although he is a demon, he knows a little about the concept of money in the human world.

The store owner glanced at it, "I can't live with love."

"Hey, what's your attitude? Do you know you're pulling your ass like this?"

As soon as Luo Lang, who was diligent and frugal in managing his family, finished speaking, Yu Lingqian, who regarded money as dung, obediently gave the money.Luo Lang had an expression of hating iron and steel. Seeing that there was no way to vent, he just sat down and waited to enjoy it. He didn't forget to complain: "You are rich, and the doctor's price starts at 1 taels. You are amazing, hum!"

Yu Lingqian snapped back on the spot, "Vulgar."

"Damn!" Luo Lang patted the table and got up, but Lingzun didn't bother to have the same knowledge as him, and just regarded it as air.

Luo Lang's seven orifices are full of smoke, the bastard hasn't settled the debt for placing a puppet talisman on it!

"Okay, my shop pays by head. Please turn left on the second floor and turn left to the last room. There is only the last room left in this shop. You can take a pet turtle with you for a night!" said the shopkeeper.

This time it was Yu Lingqian, who was as stable as a mountain, couldn't calm down anymore, and asked anxiously, "Just one room?"

"That's right." The shop owner kissed the silver ingot and said, "The two men brought a demon to take away, and the gender is still male. What are you afraid of? There is no big girl, so you can squeeze it all night. Don't think that other stores have it." An empty room, and I don’t know where the news came that the famous magic weapon of the Xuanxu Sect Immortal Family "No Time" is in the capital, and all the three worlds are about to move around, and the capital is overcrowded."

"Isn't it better than sleeping in the barren mountains?" Yan Yunchu had a super adaptability, and under Yu Lingqian's bluish-black expression, he ate, drank and teased the turtle on his own.

When it was time to light the lamp, when Yan Yun first returned to the only empty guest room, Luo Lang was already lying on the soft couch sprawled out and went to bed late.The tortoise was very energetic, trying every means to wake Luo Lang up, crawling around on Luo Lang's body, and even opened its mouth to bite. As a result, besides being covered in hairs on its mouth, it was also slapped away by the furious Luo Lang.

Luo Lang seems to have a lot of things to do, but he's actually pretty good at it. If conditions don't allow it, he doesn't mind sleeping in a mud pit.

On the contrary, Yu Lingqian, who has always been easy-going and easy-going, suddenly became a troublesome mother.According to what I knew about him before, he is quite capable of dealing with him. He can eat anything and sleep anywhere.As long as you don't bother him, he can basically treat you as air that doesn't exist.Therefore, on the premise of not waking him up to sleep, it is also possible to lie down and read a book with his soft body.

Yan Yunchu has done this more than once.

However, now, Yu Lingqian's aura of "no strangers to enter" came from nowhere, he seemed to hate being touched by others, and he also hated being too close to others.It was almost a deliberate distance. Yan Yunchu had visually measured that it was about ten feet away.

Coincidentally, Yan Yunchu doesn't like to get too close to people, let alone share the same bed.Although they are old acquaintances, he would rather squeeze with Luo Lang, otherwise, he can also meditate and practice.

At this moment Yu Lingqian was not in the room, Yan Yunchu saw a stack of picture scrolls on the bed.

That's right, Lingzun is still No.1 in the world of painting today, with exquisite brushstrokes and ink, which is divine.Yan Yunchu was rather curious, what could be drawn with his deer hooves.These are usually placed in the hidden world, and you must feast your eyes when you finally take them out.

Opening up a scroll at random, Yan Yunchu's face changed slightly when he saw the sight.

A vivid ink painting, a fox is drawn on the white rice paper, the thick ink and light colors are swayed to the fullest.The painting style is exquisite and delicate, pure and bright, with clear descriptions.The fox's eyes are bright and lifelike, and the brown hair on its body is shining and shining.

But—this fox is dying!

In the painting, the fox is lying in the grass. It looks like it has just suffered a thunderstorm. A hole was pierced at the position of its heart, its skin was festered, and its flesh was scorched black.It fell powerlessly on the ground and struggled to survive, groaning in sorrow, as if it could touch the soul directly to the ear through the scroll, which is beyond ordinary reality.

Why this kind of painting! ?

Yan Yunchu was puzzled, isn't Yu Lingqian a master of painting who is sought after and praised by others?Shouldn't the paintings he paints be landscape flower and bird paintings, beautiful and pure?

Why so bloody, so dark?

Yan Yunchu hurriedly opened another scroll, in which was a scorched rabbit.

When it was opened again, it was a scholar whose legs were hit by falling rocks and covered in blood.

When it was opened again, it was a poor woman whose eyes had been gouged out and her face had been disfigured.

Why are there all these paintings?

Lingzun, Lingzun, I didn't expect you to be such a Wuling!

She looks honest and cute, but she is actually very dark inside!

Yan Yunchu didn't know whether to cry or laugh, he silently rolled up the scrolls, and moved all the scrolls to the table in one go.As soon as he put it down, the picture scroll on the farthest side rolled off the table and spread out on the ground. Yan Yunchu looked down, and the painting on it... was himself! ?

The background of the painting looked very much like Yan's carriage. He was lying on a soft couch with a pale face, as if he had been seriously injured.But compared to the previous bloody and cruel picture scrolls, it is already considered good.

Yan Yunchu thought about it carefully, could it be that Yu Lingqian drew this while he was unconscious on the way to Qingyang Gate?