Tomie's Son Dazai[Comprehensive]

"Dinglingling~" The black alarm clock on the bedside rang.

No one paid attention to the alarm clock, and it kept ringing, unwilling to be lonely, as if it would continue as long as no one interrupted it.

With a "snap", Osamu Dazai reached out his hand impatiently to slap off the alarm clock.

The alarm clock fell to the ground pitifully, and finally stopped ringing.

He huddled under the quilt, holding a pillow in his arms.Because he was woken up, he got up on his stomach and exposed his head, a few strands of messy and fluffy black hair sticking out.

"Dazai-kun, please answer the call." The mobile phone placed aside rang, it was Mori Ogai's voice, he tuned it specially in case Dazai would not answer the phone.

Only after hearing this voice did Osamu Dazai open his eyes, teardrops were still hanging on his slender eyelashes, he stretched his waist in a daze, and sighed.Reach out and push the quilt and pillow aside, sit up,

The pajamas hung loosely on her body.He ruffled his hair, yawned, and lolled over to the bathroom to brush his teeth.

After brushing his teeth, washing his face and solving his physical problems, Osamu Dazai answered Mori Ogai's call.

"Hello, Mr. Mori?"

Hearing the boy's lazy voice, Mori Ogai's voice also brought a smile, and said with some joy: "Oh, Dazai-kun. Did you just wake up?"

"Yes."

Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke chatted late last night, and it was already early in the morning when he returned to his house, and he was still not satisfied, picked up the game he stole from the dead handle wooden hanger (yes, the dead handle After taking the wooden hanging back and hiding it, Osamu Dazai took it out again and brought it back to Ganghei) and started fighting happily.

Although he thought he would go to sleep for a while, this was a flag. Not only did he not go to sleep for a while, but he had already cleared the entire game without knowing it, and the sky outside was already illuminated by the sun.

He probably only slept for a while when he was woken up by Mori Ogai, and he was so sleepy that he almost wanted to throw away his phone.

Mori Ogai on the other end of the phone probably understood his situation, and laughed even more happily when he heard that Osamu Dazai did not refute.

"Although I know you are very sleepy and want to go back to sleep, but——Dazai-kun, don't forget?" Mori Ogai said with a gentle expression almost sighing.

""punish"."

Osamu Dazai tightened his grip on the phone, and it took him a long time before he replied.

"I see."

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When Chuya Zhongya came back, the sun was going to set in a while.The setting sun shrouded the entire Yokohama, and even the dark Hong Kong-black European-style buildings were brought a layer of light.Although it was autumn, the wind was blowing in the air with the fallen leaves dyed red, but the Central Plains still felt a little hot.

Sweat dripped from his cheeks to his neck.He felt a little itchy, and stretched out his bony fingers wrapped in black gloves to pull the black choker at his Adam's apple.

Zhong Yuanzhong also didn't seem to know how fatal this action was, and how many Ah Wei would be sent to the crematorium.Although he is not tall, his legs wrapped in black suit pants are long and full of explosive power.The handsome and youthful doll looked forward with a pair of ice blue eyes on her face, and walked vigorously and quickly towards the interior of Ganghei.

On the way, his subordinates stepped forward and told him that Master Dazai was back.

Unlike Osamu Dazai, who was feared by both the enemy and us, Nakahara Chuya loved his subordinates very much, and was angry at the passing of each of them.Therefore, he is also quite loved by his subordinates.Sometimes his subordinates would be willing to tell him what he dared not say to others.

"Master Dazai, he...brought a woman back. It was a red-haired beauty. They went to meet the leader together." The subordinate said hesitantly.

Although he didn't like that Dazai Osamu very much, and even feared him too much.But it's different when it's about their beloved Master Chuya.

At least in private, he and the leaders of the faction are torn up on the topic of "whether Osamu Dazai is with Nakahara Nakaya or with Mori Ogai".

But what happened to the sudden appearance of a third party? !

Why did Master Dazai bring a woman to meet the leader?Although Dazai-sama always provokes all kinds of peach blossoms back, no matter what, peach blossoms will not be taken to the leader's side. Could it be that taking the peach blossoms to the leader's side this time is the true love of Dazai-sama? !

The subordinates with huge brains couldn't help brainstorming a lot of Gongdou series, such as what you are the shield and she is my true love.

Zhongyuan Zhong also didn't know what the respectful eight-foot man was thinking, he just shouted anxiously: "Tsk, does that mackerel still know how to come back?"

As for women?The Central Plains also ignored it.Didn't Osamu Dazai provoke enough?

What's more important now is that he still doesn't know how to face Osamu Dazai for a while.

He thought of the nicknames others had given Osamu Dazai, and sometimes he really felt that those nicknames were too accurate.

But precisely because of this, he couldn't accept that he was also reduced to the siren's ration like everyone else.I can't accept that I will really hang on the crooked neck tree of Osamu Dazai.

But these things have to be postponed, and he has to report this mission to the leader first.Nakahara is not a person who is obsessed with love and love. Besides, his feelings for Osamu Dazai are not so much love and love as he was temporarily confused by the other party.

…at least he thought so.

He suppressed all the thoughts in his heart, calmed down his emotions, and opened the door to the chief's office.

But Mori Ogai was not there, replaced by an extremely beautiful girl.

The girl was wearing a white dress, her smooth black hair flowed down to her waist like a waterfall, and she was wearing long white socks and black shoes.She was sitting on the leader's desk, her pair of soft white legs dangling non-stop.Although he couldn't see his face clearly, he could tell what a beautiful person he was just from this figure.

On the one hand, Nakahara Chuya was amazed by the girl, but on the other hand, he felt a little weird.

Why is there a girl who looks slender and weak here?And it seems that he has a close relationship with the leader, otherwise he would not dare to sit on the leader's desk no matter what.But no matter how inconspicuous the leader is, he is not someone who will bring a woman to the leader's desk.

So what is she...?

"Ah, Nakaya-kun. You're back." Before Nakahara Chuya could think about how to greet this beautiful girl, Mori Ogai walked over from another room.

He also held several skirts on his body.

"Yes, leader." Zhong Yuan also took off his black hat, bowed his head to show respect, "About the mission..."

However, it is a pity that in the face of Nakahara Nakaya, the conscience of Hong Kong and black, Mori Ogai's choice is to interrupt his words.

"Compared to that, Zhongya-kun. Can you help me see if this one looks better or that one, or this one is also good?" He pointed to the three skirts in his hands.

The first one is a dark blue Lolita dress with many cute patterns and a bow tied at the neckline.The second one is similar to Ozaki Momiji's kimono, but it is one size smaller and the pattern has changed a little.The third season is a light blue military sailor suit and black shorts.

These are probably what the leader wants to wear for that girl?

Nakahara Chuya's mood is a little delicate, but no matter what, he has no right to question his boss' hobbies and behaviors.

Although he has been secretly ranked as the man who wants to marry the most and the person who has the most boyfriend power by the gangsters in Hong Kong, in fact, the virgin and innocent Zhong Yuan Zhong also feels that the white dress on the girl is very straight. nice.

He also told the truth very frankly.

"If you are choosing clothes for that beautiful young lady, sir... I think she looks good enough in that dress. Of course, the three clothes you picked are all good-looking."

Mori Ogai froze in place, looked at Nakahara Chuya, then glanced in the direction of that beautiful girl, and then——

— laughed out loud.

Mori Ogai couldn't help but use his hands to press the corner of his mouth to prevent himself from laughing too much.

"Oh, Ms. Zhizi, did you hear that? Chuya-kun thinks you are a very beautiful woman."

Zhong Yuanzhong also stood there with a dazed expression.

Why did the leader suddenly laugh?And the name Miss Zhizi...

etc? !No way? !

He suddenly grasped the thought in his mind, strode forward, came to the girl, and patted her on the shoulder.

"Miss, can I see your face?" He yelled through gritted teeth.

The woman who just thought it was the leader didn't look carefully, but when she got closer, she realized that the "beautiful girl" in front of her was very similar to a certain mackerel he knew.

And Ms. Zhizi—to be precise, Osamu Dazai who was disguised as a man finally couldn't help turning his head around and laughing, "Hahahahaha Chuya, you are too funny."

He laughed at Chuya Nakahara unscrupulously.

Nakahara was also a little angry, but looked at Osamu Dazai subtly in a daze.

Osamu Dazai probably put on some cosmetics. His original facial features were extremely beautiful and possessed the indistinguishable male and female characteristics of a beautiful boy. After applying some cosmetics, his facial features looked softer.The bandage around his right eye made him look a little sicker.But at this moment, because of laughing too much, the corners of Dazai Osamu's eyes were a little dark red, and this bright red was like a finishing touch, making him look a little more "vigorous".

So, I don't know what kind of psychology I have.He scolded Osamu Dazai meaningfully and then silently hid this scene in his heart.

Then he couldn't help but sneered at himself.

Mori Ogai looked at Nakahara Nakaya with a secret smile, and said to him, "This..."

"Oda Haruko." Osamu Dazai, who was currently wearing a small skirt and a wig, smiled at Mori Ogai.

Mori Ogai raised his eyebrows and said, "Nakaya-kun, Ms. Oda Haruko is going to attend a very important banquet with you. Remember to treat this little lady well."

Nakahara was also shocked. What shocked him was not the mission sent by Mori Ogai but Osamu Dazai.

"...Why do you still change your voice?!" And there is no sense of disobedience. If he hadn't known that Osamu Dazai was a fake man, he might have thought that this was a real woman.

Dazai shrugged.

In fact, because of Mori Ogai's bad taste and Dazai Osamu's own bad taste, he often wore women's clothing before entering Hong Kong and Hei. It is normal to use this appearance to weaken the enemy's vigilance when necessary.

Not to mention pretending to be a female voice, he has learned even female steps.

By the way, it was Mori Ogai who taught him how to dance.

Osamu Dazai, who is not very used to being in close contact with others, was the first time when Mori Ogai led him to dance in women's clothes, his whole body was as stiff as if he had encountered a natural enemy's cat.

On the contrary, Mori Ogai seemed to have used all his patience to teach him. After the initial discomfort disappeared, Osamu Dazai quickly learned it.

Mori Ogai glanced at Osamu Dazai with a half-smile and then pulled the shocked Nakahara Chuya back.

"Chuya-kun. This banquet is very important, and it is inconvenient for me to show up. I hope you can do well with Ms. Zhizi."

"Yes, I understand." Facing the leader's trust, Zhongyuan Zhong also came back to his senses and respectfully agreed.

"Excuse me, what kind of banquet is that? It's so important that we need to go together?" Nakahara Chuya asked.

"Oh, it's nothing. It's just that All Might has fallen, and the hero side needs to unite with people at the top of the power to stabilize the order." Osamu Dazai replied lightly.

"...Is this nothing?" Zhongyuan Zhong also wanted to pry open his brain to see what was inside.

"Wait? Whether it's the hero side or the king's side, there are people who know Dazai, right? Why do you want him to dress up as a woman?" Zhongya Nakahara looked at Mori Ogai again.

Osamu Dazai spread his hands, and Mori Ogai said with a half-smile, "Even Nakaya-kun, who is very familiar with Dazai-kun, didn't recognize Dazai-kun immediately, did he?"

"I don't know that guy very well." Nakahara Zhong also retorted.

Mori Ogai chuckled, and continued: "No matter what, Dazai-kun, who is too famous outside the world, may be targeted by many parties when he goes to a banquet, and Miss Zhizi's appearance makes it easier for people to relax their vigilance. Not everyone has met Dazai-kun."

"But this is only a secondary reason." Osamu Dazai glanced at Mori Ogai.

Mori Ogai still nodded with a smile, and said, "That's right, this is only the second reason. More importantly, this is the punishment for Dazai-kun."

"I'm looking forward to it, Dazai-kun. How will you react in women's clothing when facing someone who recognizes you?"

"...bad taste." Osamu Dazai complained.

Zhong Yuanzhong also has to say that he is also looking forward to it.

"As the hero of the organizer, the NO.2 hero Andewa will come, you should be careful who kidnapped his niece."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

"By the way, I heard that Red King, Qing King and their subordinates will come to this banquet."

Osamu Dazai: "?!"

"Oh, and. Vongola Judaime and his guardian will also come."

Osamu Dazai: "??!!"

Mori Ogai sighed, his dark red eyes filled with a smile.

"All in all, enjoy yourself. My Miss Haruko."