If you pretend to be O, you will be bitten

"That's the An Amulet. I saw you having a nightmare."

Lin Yu explained indignantly that he also specially took the talisman paper that humans can use.

This was drawn by the master of Fengyang Temple himself, if I had known it earlier, I wouldn't have wasted it!

Duan Ci lowered his eyes, the patterns on the yellow talisman paper were complicated and mysterious.

As a materialist, he looks complicated:

"Little one, believe in science."

Lin Yu was furious: "Who are you calling me a little kid!"

Lin Yu is a southern demon with a soft accent, but his words are clear.

Point is point, yes, it is clearly distinguished.

Duan Ci felt that this little guy was really funny, so he said with great interest:

"It's not a little one, it's a little one."

Lin Yu was brought into rhythm and repeated: "You are the little one!"

The son's words are also spoken in a correct and round manner.

Duan Ci corrected: "Small, no, little."

Lin Yu: ...

This big liar is just playing with him!

Lin Yu said with a straight face, "You are boring."

He turned around and sat down, no longer talking to Duan Ci.

Duan Ci didn't speak, he was quite boring.

He lowered his eyes and involuntarily looked at the back of Lin Yu's neck, which was fair and smooth.

Omega's glands are not directly exposed to the air, but are similar to subcutaneous tissue, hidden near the first neck bone. In order to find and mark with Aphla, the epidermis often has different texture hints.

Lin Yu stretched out his hand and scratched his neck, his snow-white skin was slightly flushed.

Duan Ci looked away, feeling a sense of irritability in his heart.

He took out his cigarette, lit it and took a puff, the smell of nicotine covered his irritation.

Lin Yu was playing with his mobile phone when he suddenly smelled smoke.

He turned his head and saw that it was indeed Duanci.

"Smoking is not allowed in the classroom."

Duan Ci raised his eyelids: "There is no one."

Lin Yu glanced at the classroom, there was no one there, and then his little heart skipped a beat:

How the fuck does he know I'm not human?

Lin Yu's eyes were too straightforward, Duan Ci lay down on the table with a cigarette in his mouth, and said with a little grumpiness:

"You don't count."

Lin Yu's little heart trembled again: "How do you know?"

He was born with a spiritual body and no evil spirit.

Except for a few ancient big monsters in the demon world, no monster can tell that he is a monster at a glance.

Duan Ci raised his eyebrows and said nothing.

After thinking about it, Lin Yusi couldn't figure out why the big demon appeared in this human high school.

Could it be some kind of monster-hunting hermit sect?

After the founding of the People's Republic of China, they were not allowed to become elites?

……

His little expression changed back and forth, and Duan Ci was a little curious:

"I'll just smoke a cigarette, what do you think?"

Lin Yu blurted out: "I think you are a human or a demon."

Duan Ci was stunned: "What? Have you ever seen a demon?"

"Nonsense, who didn't—"

Lin Yu hurriedly shut up and changed his words, "Who would have seen it!"

Seeing that Duan Ci didn't mean to ask questions, he breathed a sigh of relief, it was only the second day.

The human world is really in crisis.

Lin Yu's expression was very vivid, and one could tell what he was thinking at a glance.

Silly.

Duan Ci lowered his eyes and exhaled a smoke ring.

Lin Yu didn't like the smell of smoke, so he hid back.

Seeing his reaction, Duan Ci suddenly remembered something and asked:

"Didn't you say that candy can quit smoking?"

Lin Yu was stunned. The sweet-scented osmanthus candy made by Aunt Wang was indeed effective in quitting smoking, and Jiu Dae's human subordinates said it was very useful.

There are only a few old smokers who can't quit for a while.

But Duanci is young...

He wondered, "How many years have you been smoking?"

"A few years," Duan Ci lazily dragged out a long voice, "little liar."

"I didn't lie to you," Lin Yu said dissatisfiedly, "Don't judge the heart of a gentleman with the heart of a villain."

"Little man?" Duan Ci raised his eyebrows, "I'm not small."

Lin Yu thought for a while before realizing what Duan Ci was saying, his cheeks flushed slightly:

"Where can you grow up?"

Mere humans!

The distance between the two of them was very close, Duan Ci lay on the table and looked at Lin Yu, while Lin Yu hugged the back of the chair and blushed.

At first glance, there is a feeling that they are looking at each other affectionately.

Lu You was so frightened that he dropped the homework in his hand.

"Hit, disturb."

Lin Yu was a little confused: "Huh?"

Duan Ci knew that Lu You had misunderstood, so he frowned and reminded:

"We have nothing."

Lu You showed a clear smile: "I understand, I understand."

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Duan Ci: "I don't like Omega."

There are ten thousand words in Lu You's heart, and the translation of this sentence is:

I don't like Omega, I only like Lin Yu.

Unexpectedly, Duan Shen could also speak Ba Zong's lines.

Lu You wished he could stay in the office now, listening to Mr. Zhong's nonsense.

How did he come back!

Lin Yu took his meal card, trotted to Lu You, and helped him pick up his homework:

"Come on, let's eat."

Lu You looked back at the expressionless Duanci, and whispered:

"Why don't I go by myself, you continue."

continue what?

Continue to smoke secondhand smoke?

Lin Yu pouted: "No, let's go."

Lu You couldn't help but look at Lin Yu along the way, and took Duan Shen down the next day after transferring to another school.

This is also great.

Lin Yu was a little nervous: "What's wrong?"

Did the shape go awry?

Lu You shook his head and said silently in his heart:

There are no dirty things, only the appearance that makes Duan Shen's heart beat.

Lin Yu let out a sigh of relief, he didn't expect that the serious-looking Lu You was full of these strange words in his head.

There are a lot of people in the cafeteria, but there is a long queue at the drink window, everyone is watching eagerly, but there is no one at the dining window.

Lin Yu didn't think much about it, he just thought that there was a new drink, and he didn't know that the school had no water until he returned to the classroom.

Chen Chen was an acquaintance, and he couldn't wait to share gossip as soon as Lin Yu sat down:

"The water in the school is cut off, have you bought any water?"

Lin Yu shook his head: "No, the line is too long."

And he doesn't need to drink water.

Chen Chen slapped his thigh and regretted, "You should have queued up. The water and drinks in the supermarket are all sold out, and there is no water in the classroom."

"I heard that the water pipes were clogged. Originally, there was no water in the dormitory building in the morning, but at noon, the whole school was without water."

"It's not when it will be fixed. Now the toilets are so smelly that I can't get in."

Lin Yu had a sense of the picture, and wrinkled his face in disgust.

Luckily he didn't have to go to the bathroom either.

Lin Yu looked at the students complaining sympathetically, it is really difficult to be a human being.

The students in the front row shouted, "Chen Chen, go ask the teacher if you can still order water."

The mineral water buckets in the classroom were delivered by a special person. Chen Chen was the sports committee member and was responsible for ordering and getting water every day.

Most of the class was Aphla, they were big drinkers, and there was PE class today, so Chen Chen didn't order too much, and he didn't expect the water to be cut off at all.

The students from the next class came over with water cups, and before they could speak, they saw the miserable state of their class, sighed, and left silently.

Chen Chen replied: "The teacher said that we have to wait for the whole school to finish counting, and it is estimated that there will be water in the evening."

The students wailed again:

"Then what to do, there will be physical education class later."

"It's over, I won't make it through the college entrance examination."

"Brother, I'll go first."

……

The first session in the afternoon is physical education class. Everyone is howling that there is no water to finish. When it is time for free activities, the body is still chasing and playing honestly. Those who play basketball play basketball, and those who play badminton play badminton.

Lu You doesn't like sports, so he sits on the stone steps and reads a book.

Lin Yu sat aside and seriously thought about chance.

Papa Bai only told him that his chance to become an adult was in Quande No. [-] Middle School, and he didn't say anything else.

So what is this opportunity, or who is it?

Wouldn't it be to let him study hard and get a good grade?

Lin Yu leaned over to look at Lu You's math book, densely packed notes, intricate numbers.

too frightening.

Lu You thought he wanted to study, and asked, "Do you want to watch it?"

Lin Yu shook his head again and again: "No, no, I'm not worthy."

Lu You smiled. Just as he was about to speak, there was a piercing sound, the buzzing sound of a water pipe vibrating, and then a loud "Damn it!"

"Is this shit?"

"Don't drive it, don't drive it, you still have to drive it."

"I didn't think there was water."

Looking back, Lin Yu saw that there was a sink next to the stone steps where they were sitting, and the water pipe was still vibrating, and there was also the sound of "plop plop".

"Fuck, this can't really be shit, can it?"

"It seems to be dirt."

Lin Yu's eyelids twitched, feeling ominous, and hurried over to see what was going on.

The faucet was still on, and there was a continuous "pop" of black objects, and there was already a big pile in the sink.

The two also picked up a branch and poked at the unknown object curiously.

One of them sniffed and smelled the twigs and said affirmatively:

"It's not shit, it smells like dirt."

Lin Yu remembered that when he washed his hands last night, he seemed to have washed a small handful of soil by the way.

The soil will grow on its own when it meets water, and it will continue to grow.

Lin Yu was shocked.

It's over, it's a disaster.

Relying on the school to find the emergency repair team, it is impossible to find the original soil after one month of emergency repairs.

There was a lot of movement here, more and more people came over to study what the water pipes were spraying out.

Lin Yu squeezed out of the crowd, went to a nearby hidden corner and called Jiu Pai.

The voice on the other end of the phone was a bit noisy, and it took Lin Yu a while to hear clearly what Papa Jiu said.

"Baby, what's wrong?"

Lin Yu said concisely: "I got into trouble."

Feng Jiu was silent for a moment, then asked cautiously:

"You...cannibalized?"

Lin Yu: ...

The author has something to say: Father Nine: You...cannibalize?

Duan Ci: Do you want to eat me?

Thank you Juju for the mine, Jin Daxian for the nutrient solution

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mua!(*╯3╰)

I failed in metaphysics yesterday, today is also a day for metaphysics

Nine o'clock tomorrow night!