Mid single, I am blue, don't bark

Angela, just Angela, we can't discriminate against the three whores in the grass, right?

Lu Ziju took a deep breath, and in order to appease his teammates, he typed: "My hands are slippery, I'm sorry, I will play Angela's support."

Han Shan: Angela on the fourth floor is very powerful.

Nuomi·Meichuan Kuko: This version of Angela is very explosive and very strong.

The other two teammates are also the rank of the King of Glory anyway. I have never seen such a big wind and waves snake skin lineup, and I have calmed down a little bit, ready to play the game, but when I entered the game, I saw Angela with a white board and Angela with no skin. Mentality exploded again.

[Our Side] Floating Cloud Life (Su Lie): Whiteboard? ? ?A miracle? ?

[Our side] Han Shan (Diao Chan): Have you watched kpl?Don't know if Angela's assistant is popular recently?

[Our Side] Floating Cloud Life (Su Lie):? ? ? ?

Lu Ziju bit the bullet and began to control Angela to walk around. From the very beginning, he played the game mainly as a top laner. It's not that he doesn't play mid laners, but he always plays some heroes with strong versions. As for the [-]th line mage Angela Hey, he has played thousands of games of Glory of Kings, and he probably hasn't played three times in total.

So Lu Ziju, a Buddhist player, decided to let fate go.

Lu Ziqi leaned over his shoulder to watch, and after being glared at by Lu Ziju, he didn't dare to move any more.

"Ziju!" Grandma and Lu's mother were making some noise together in the kitchen, calling him, "Come and help me!"

Lu Ziju was fighting a team battle, and the second skill stunned two people, and he was about to use his big move.

"Oh, wait!"

Lu's mother also shouted: "Come on!"

Lu Ziju gave a "tsk", and the game cannot be paused. Lu Ziqi took his mobile phone over and said firmly, "Brother, I'll help you."

Lu Ziju looked at him worriedly for two seconds.

Lu Ziqi patted his chest: "Angela, I can play!"

Lu Ziju waved his hand: "Okay, then you fight seriously, don't... give away too much."

After finishing speaking, he didn't care so much anymore and went into the kitchen to help.

Lu's father's friend sent some live stone frogs, which are the top-grade stew to nourish the body. As a result, just now, two or three stone frogs escaped from the cage and hid in the corner of the kitchen. They are very agile and agile. , and jumped away as soon as it got close, Lu's mother and grandma couldn't catch it for a long time, so they called Lu Ziju to help.

Lu Ziju looked at the ugly frog, and goosebumps immediately appeared on his skin, but as the only adult male at home at this time, he rolled up his sleeves and prepared to fight the stone frog.

In the living room, Lu Ziqi got Lu Ziju's mobile phone, very excited.

This is the legendary King of Glory game!

Ahhhhh!

Lu Ziqi wandered around in the canyon for a while, and finally he was ready to join the group. He planned to play blue before joining the group.

Angela is a mage and needs a blue buff, so there is nothing wrong with it.

In order to hit blue quickly, he specially used a very precious big move, but at the last blow of blue buff, he was taken away by Diao Chan with a flat A.

Lu Ziqi has a hot temper, and belongs to the most terrifying type of players among all players—Muslim players, his angry eyes are rounded, he turned on the microphone angrily, and asked: "Fuck you! Diao Chan! Why did you rob me? Blue buff?!"

After the voice chat was quiet for a while, Yan Ming's unbelievable voice sounded: "Is Angela talking?"

Lu Ziqi continued to puff up: "I played so hard for the blue buff and you took it away at the end?! Why are you so cheap!"

Yan Ming: "..."

At this time, Mei Chuan Kuzi's live broadcast room was full of uproar.

Barrage: "Sister?!"

"Sister sister?"

"Isn't Angela God J?"

"Ahhhhh???? J God's girlfriend?"

Mei Chuan Kuzi was also confused and couldn't figure it out: "Did God J get hacked?"

Lu Ziqi is a first-year freshman whose voice has not changed. His voice is indistinguishable, and when he scolds, it is a little bit sharp and coquettish. When it comes out through the voice in Glory of the King, it sounds like a girl.

The most broken person now is actually Yan Ming. He pulled the boy he was dating to play a game, but was inexplicably scolded by the other boy on the microphone, and the one who scolded him was actually a girl.

WTF? !

What did Lu Ziju do behind his back when he just went to City B? !

Such a big green hat fell from the sky for him!

He coughed lightly, and asked the "sister", "Where is God J?"

"Sister" asked: "Who is God J?"

Yan Ming: "..."

Yan Ming asked again: "Then who are you?"

"Sister" replied: "I'm Angela."

Yan Ming: "..."

Lu Ziju may have been hacked, maybe, not hacked, why is his record 0-4-1?

Yan Ming wiped away his sad tears and continued to play.

Another male voice in Maili rang out, it should be Su Lie who spoke, with an accent that I don't understand: "Stop pushing, okay, play the game well, Angela, how many heads have you given away? When you see a girl, you know you're going to lose."

The "sister" got mad and shouted angrily: "You are a talented woman! Your whole family is all women! I am a man!"

Yan Ming: "..."

Umekawa Kuko: "Fuck me, elementary school student!"

The most disgusting thing about playing games is that you think Maili is talking to a girl, but in fact he is just a little girl who hasn't changed his voice!study!born!

Lu Ziju bit the bullet and grabbed the stone frog and threw it into the cage. He went to the bathroom and washed his hands three times. When he walked into the living room, he heard Lu Ziqi yelling: "You are a talented woman! Your whole family is all women! I am a man !"

Lu Ziju frowned: "What are you doing, speak more civilized."

Lu Ziqi snorted, "I'm going to scold Su Lie in the game."

"Oh." Lu Ziju said, no! "Are you still using the mic to scold people?!"

Lu Ziju snatched the phone from his hand, first saw Angela's 0-5-1 record, and then saw that the microphone and the small speaker were all lit up, and quickly turned them off.

Lu Ziqi wanted the phone: "It's coming back to life, bro!"

Lu Ziju looked back at him: "Who else have you talked to besides Su Lie?"

Lu Ziqi thought for a while: "Diao Chan! Diao Chan is a man, steal my blues."

Lu Ziju was so angry that he couldn't help but feel that his fame as a j god would be ruined by Lu Ziqi.

Moreover, Kuko Meichuan should be broadcasting live.

Lu Ziju took a look at Angela's economy, and found that he lost more than 3k to others. It is impossible to develop, so he just broke the pot and continued to let Lu Ziqi play: "You play."

Lu Ziqi: "I will come, I will come, Guan Yu on the other side is always targeting me, I am a bit difficult to fight."

"Just you, the short-legged crispy skin that doesn't move, who is not targeting you?" Lu Ziju shook his head, took his iPad at home, downloaded the Nuomi APP, and entered Meichuan Kuzi's live broadcast room.

Mei Chuan Kuzi is discussing with Danmaku who is playing the wild Xie Dajiao.

"It's not a girl." Umekawa Kuko affirmed, "I listened carefully, she is a primary school student, J God may have been hacked."

It was a good chance that Lu Ziqi didn't hear it. If someone scolded him, a primary school student would definitely die of anger.

The old master played by Kuko Meichuan died. While waiting for the resurrection, he cut to Angela's perspective and said, "Let's see how this elementary school student is doing. Look, the elementary school student flashed! He flashed Yes! Can he hit the second skill when he flashed up—well, he didn’t hit it, so he just flashed over to level A and hit Guan Yu, what a powerful move!"

Lu Ziju: "..."

He turned his head to look at Lu Ziqi who was fighting in the canyon with a serious face, and suddenly felt that not only did his brother have no talent in reading, he also had no talent in playing games...

This is Angela who is waiting to die, fishing in troubled waters, fattening the opposite side, the four teammates turn the tide and finally win by a narrow margin.

As soon as the game was over, Yan Ming sent a series of WeChat messages.

Yan Ming:? ? ?

Yan Ming: Why is there a primary school student?

Yan Ming: Did your account get hacked or what?

Lu Ziju replied to him: My brother was playing just now.

Yan Ming: ...

Yan Ming: When I first heard your brother's voice, I thought it was a girl, so angry!

Lu Ziju: ...

Yan Ming: I still think that you will hook up with girls as soon as you go to City B, woo woo woo, my heart is about to break.

Attached is an emoticon pack of Erkang crying.

Lu Ziju: ...

Lu Ziju: Do you want to continue playing?

Yan Ming: Let's play, don't give your phone to your brother.

Lu Ziju: All right.

Lu Ziju drove Lu Ziqi far away, and told him not to interfere with his mobile phone, and then he continued to rank, which was much smoother.

After playing a few rounds, there were wins and losses, and three stars. Lu's mother urged Lu Ziqi to take a shower quickly, and she and her grandma started watching TV in the living room.

Lu Ziqi didn't want to take a bath, so he stayed in the living room and watched Lu Ziju play games.

"Okay then, go and take out the final exam paper and show it to your brother." Mother Lu pointed to Lu Ziqi's bag.

Lu Ziju, who was playing the game, raised his head and looked at Mother Lu inexplicably.

Lu Ziqi's face fell into tears, and he lost his temper: "I just finished my exam today!"

Mother Lu: "What happened just after the exam? I heard from Liu Hanliang's mother that before the final exam, Liu Hanliang took the initiative to enroll in a winter English cram school. People think about studying every day, but you only play games every day."

Lu Ziqi had nothing to say, and rolled his huge eyes.

Lu's mother took out her mobile phone: "I'll ask Liu Hanliang's mother what kind of cram school it is, and you will go with him during the winter vacation."

Lu Ziqi: "I don't want to!"

"Why don't you think you don't want to?!" Mother Lu glared at him, "How many points can I score in English in the final exam this time? You're still talking back to me."

Lu Ziqi didn't want to watch the game either, so he took his clothes and went to take a shower, the door slammed loudly, making Lu Ziju tremble.

Lu's mother was also speechless: "Hey, Lu Ziju, look at your brother's virtue, you don't know who he learned from."

Lu Ziju thought, who can learn from those who are close to Zhu, who are red and those who are close to ink, are black.

Lu's mother: "It's a good thing your dad is not at home. Seeing him like this must be going to death again."

"He just finished his final exam, and you won't let him relax all night." Lu Ziju felt that his brother was really miserable.

Lu's mother: "How long has he been playing since after dinner, and he doesn't do anything. Don't play games in front of him in the future. He has no self-control at all. When you are at home, he puts away his mobile phone. Don't give it to him." Play."

Lu Ziju: "Yes."

Mother Lu couldn't understand it again: "You play less yourself, you are blind."

Grandma watched TV and was so annoyed: "Oh, don't say a few words, watch TV, Ziju is so big, he can do whatever he likes."

"Mom, now children hold a mobile phone every day, it's the same as taking drugs, it's not acceptable." Mother Lu sighed.

Lu Ziju has not been nagged by his parents all year round, so he has no resistance. After listening to a few words of nagging, he feels so annoying. He doesn't even have the mind to play the game. He enters the team battle too early, makes a fatal mistake, and is wiped out by the opponent. The crystal was removed and a star was lost.

He typed to Yan Ming: stop playing.

Lu's mother ate peanuts and said, "The day after tomorrow, Lu Ziqi will go to school to get his report card. In the past two days, you can show him the previous homework and explain it to him if he doesn't understand."

"Ah."

When Lu Ziqi came out of the shower, he put on his pajamas. He was so cold that he ran into the room like a monkey.

Mother Lu shouted, "Put on your clothes quickly!"

"understood!"

Lu Ziju quit the game. As soon as he quit, Yan Ming sent him a video invitation.

The unique invitation ringtone of WeChat was deafening, and Mother Lu's eyes were attracted to her.

Lu Ziju seemed to be holding a ticking time bomb.

Mother Lu: "Who sent you a video invitation?"

Lu Ziju: "..."

The author has something to say: I have really experienced treating elementary school students as girls when playing games, and you can't hear it at all in that voice! ! ! ! !Then the stubborn girl refused to be outdone, and scolded him for a whole round (.

Regarding the Three Bitches in the Grass, I think the following choices in the Xingyao Bureau are ok. After joining the Xingyao Bureau, you can have fun with Yingzheng Bian Que and so on. How good it is to score, right~

Finally, Merry Christmas everyone!