The daily life of the "send child" magic stick [Rebirth]
Chapter 20 Phlegm dampness stagnation
Zhu Wanwan had just delivered the roe deer to the guests, and heard her father's hearty laughter before entering the courtyard.
Walking in, I found that Wen'er and Xiaofu were huddled beside Daddy, and the three of them were laughing and laughing.
Especially Daddy, she hasn't seen him in such high spirits for a long time.
"Daddy?" She couldn't help but stepped forward and asked.
"Maru Maru is back."
"Auntie, you're back~"
"Auntie, you are back."
The three who were still talking and laughing turned their heads at the same time when they heard the words.
"What is Wen'er talking to my aunt's father? You..."
—Aren’t you afraid of my daddy?
Zhu Wanwan looked at Wen'er who was very close to his father and asked.
"I wish Ah Weng told stories to Wen'er and Sister Xiaofu~ I wish Ah Weng went to battle before and drove away the enemies and bad guys. It's amazing! I wish Ah Weng is such a great hero! Wen'er admires him so much."
Zheng Chengwen looked at the eldest aunt who looked hesitant like a frightened bird, and couldn't care about anything else, so he hurriedly blew a wave of Zhu Aweng's heroic deeds.
Hi!Who on earth is so cheap who goes around talking about people's right and wrong and secretly spreading rumors, it seems to scare my aunt.
"That's right! Grandpa is amazing, he killed all the bad guys!"
Hu Xiaofu was also bragging on the sidelines.
hum!Her grandfather is a great hero, not a "murderer".
Caught between two children who praised him vigorously, Zhu Qing couldn't help laughing.
Then he said modestly: "Okay, okay. Old man, I'm just a small soldier, not a great hero. General Min in our army is the real hero. That's killing someone in the enemy's army." A hero who enters seven times and exits seven times. Now that Wanwan is back, let's go back to the house to find Dahu and Zheng Xiucai. Wen'er, let's go~"
After Zhu Qing finished speaking, he picked up the child and sat on his shoulders. After he sat firmly, he strode into the house.
Alas, Xiaofu has grown up and is no longer a little lady. He can't carry her around like he did when he was a child.
As he walked, Zhu Qing found that Zhu Wanwan hadn't followed and was still in a daze.
He turned around and said: "What's the matter, Wanwan. What are you doing standing there so stupidly, come here quickly, Daddy is waiting for you here."
"Yeah! Daddy, wait for me, Wanmaru will come here soon."
Zhu Wanwan burst into tears when he heard the words, his father hadn't been so happy for a long time.
If it weren't for those nonsense sluts, how could Dad be so hated and feared by others.How could he tell with tears that she was not his father's biological daughter because he was said to have become extinct, but the daughter of his comrade who died in battle and brought back to raise him.
That was the first time she saw her father cry, she shed tears silently and said that she was not his biological daughter, so all his evil debts would not be repaid to her, and she would definitely have children in the future.He also asked her not to come to him, for fear that those evil spirits would come to revenge her.
How can that be!Daddy will always be her daddy, whether biological or not.
Fortunately, brother Hu didn't care about what those sluts said, and immediately invited dad back to live with him.
However, after Dad came over, he was still depressed, always hiding in the house and not moving around, and rarely even set foot in the yard.
Zhu Wanwan knew that it was just that Dad was afraid that others would see him.
Can make daddy so happy, brother Wen is a good boy!
She wiped away her tears, and finally trot to Daddy's side, and dragged Xiaofu into the house with them.
……
During lunch, Zheng Ji'an hugged his son and went to the latrine under the pretext.
"Wen'er. Did the old man help the aunt to calculate it? Did you say what day and hour of the month it is?"
Seeing that there was no one around, he quickly asked in a low voice to his son who was almost refusing to leave the table with his mouth full of greasy food.
"Dad, don't worry! It's been figured out."
Zheng Chengwen wiped the corners of his mouth, and first gave Father Zheng a guarantee, saying that he should be at ease when he does things.
Then, he signaled Father Zheng to put him down, and his excuse of urination was about to become true.
He's really going to boo boo.
"Hey~ you child, why did you just..."
Zheng Ji'an watched Wen'er rush to the hut to solve it, and complained impatiently.
"Father, where do you wash your hands? Mother said that if you don't wash your hands, you can't eat."
After Zheng Chengwen came out, seeing Father Zheng who was circling in a hurry, he couldn't help teasing him again.
Of course, you must wash your hands after going to the toilet.
"Come on, come over and wash it for me. As for you, just repeat what the old man said honestly! It's about uncle's family, so don't joke about it."
Zheng Ji'an was furious, this kid couldn't grasp the point, he always ran to the food side.
Cough cough, no good, I made Father Zheng angry!
Zheng Chengwen was immediately as quiet as a chicken.
Lying beside Father Zheng's ear, he whispered: "The old man said that the life of the eldest aunt has passed for several days, and she will not have a child this month. The old man will not be able to calculate again until next month~"
Well, Goldfinger calculated that the ovulation period of the aunt had passed long ago, and the eggs were excreted with metabolism.
The notice also said that the eldest aunt had indulged in wine and meat for a long time and was too fat.Menstrual irregularities, stagnation of phlegm dampness, difficulty in conception.
So, even if he has calculated the time, the chance of the eldest aunt getting pregnant is still very low.
"what?!"
After Zheng Ji'an was shocked, he was very disappointed, he couldn't help but hugged Brother Wen and turned around a few times.
Then he made up his mind and said, "Wen'er, we definitely want to help you, Auntie. I can only make you work hard once, and come to my uncle's house for another test next month."
"No way! The old man said, my aunt's body..."
In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, Zheng Chengwen hurriedly disclosed the physical condition of his aunt.
If my aunt doesn't lose weight or change her eating habits, no matter how many times he counts, it will be difficult to get pregnant!
You can't throw all the eight pregnancy points (add 2 points after Zheng Niang succeeds) to the aunt.
What's more, in the case of the eldest aunt, it may not be possible for her to conceive successfully after all eight o'clock.
In the previous life, if the subject of the calculation had a physical problem, he would send people to go back to the doctor for treatment before returning to the test again.
He is just a "magic stick", not a genius doctor.
Even if the golden finger can suppress the conception time to six hours, it will increase the chance of conception a little bit.
But there are still problems with the body, and golden fingers are not a panacea.
If the aunt's body has been remodeled, he is willing to spend the pregnancy point to add more eggs to the aunt/improve the quality and vitality of the eggs by several percent.
"Phlegm-damp stagnation..."
Back at the dinner table, Zheng Ji'an couldn't help mumbling what his ancestor said about his sister-in-law's physical condition.
Irregular menstruation, weight loss.
Forget it, tell the elder brother later!
The eldest brother regards him as his own family, and he can't give up explaining the reason to them because it is difficult to speak out.
After all, now Wen'er can only ask the old ancestor to calculate it once a month. The time is tight, and it will not be good for the sister-in-law if it drags on.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help thinking "rebelliously" again.
Our mother has to let the ancestors do the math.If you postpone it any longer, Mom will get older and older, not good...
Cough!
stop stop stop!
"Brother, my lady wants me to tell you something this time. I forgot just now. Let's go back to the room to talk after we finish eating?"
Zheng Ji'an used his wife as an excuse, intending to use her tone to convey the words of his ancestors to the other party.
"Okay, let's go! I think brother-in-law, you have stopped chopping for a while, let's go to the house to talk now! Wen'er will be taken care of by the lady..."
Hu Hu was very happy today, his brother-in-law hinted to him just now that the younger sister was pregnant again, which happened to be about two months old.
He was really happy for his little sister and brother-in-law.
On the way back.
"Wen'er?"
Zheng Ji'an embarrassedly called the little boy who was about to fall asleep.
"Huh? What's the matter, Dad?"
Zheng Chengwen responded confusedly.
"Wen'er, do you like your brother/sister very much?"
Zheng Ji'an asked.
"Like it!"
Zheng Chengwen continued to respond.
What's the matter?Why did his father ask this?Afraid that he favors younger sisters than younger brothers?
"You like younger brothers and sisters. Dad likes it too. Next month, Wen'er, can I go back to Feishi Village with my dad and give my grandma a test? Dad also wants to have more brothers or sisters."
Zheng Ji'an revealed his purpose.
"puff."
Zheng Chengwen was awakened with a start, and suddenly lost sleepiness.
Asking this question, father Zheng will also have such a deep routine? !
It's really a social father, Zheng, who can't see it.
"Wen'er doesn't want to? Ah Weng and his grandmother are very lonely in the countryside. They will be very happy to have more children to accompany them."
Zheng Ji'an was a little anxious after waiting for a while but did not get Wen Ge'er's reply.
"I'm not unhappy."
Zheng Chengwen thought about it, the Zheng family's ancestral house was only lived in by Mrs. Weng and his wife, so it was a bit lonely.
"Hahaha, Dad thanked you on behalf of Mrs. Weng. At the beginning of next month, we will continue to take the mule cart back to Feishi Village. We will come back that day so that your mother won't worry at home. Come, Dad will make a deal with you! "
Hearing this, Zheng Ji'an happily made a promise with his son to be a child.
The more he thought about it, the happier he became, and he couldn't help humming a little song.
Zheng Chengwen on the side listened to his father's little song, but his heart became worried.
The old woman is in her forties, she is no longer young, and she has only had one son, Dad Zheng, for decades.
There won't be any intractable problems with her body, right?
Well, I'll check the situation when I go back next month.
If the grandma is in good health, but the eggs are not good, he will smash the remaining pregnancy spots on the grandma.
Click to use time to hate less!
Zheng Chengwen was angry with his former self, earning so much money is useful, and it’s not like he can’t use it even if he dies!
So angry!
378 successful cases, if they are all legal couples, there will be 758 pregnancy points now.
Why are you so fussy about it now, and use it with points.
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, he finally fell asleep ==
The author has something to say: medical records are all nonsense~
Walking in, I found that Wen'er and Xiaofu were huddled beside Daddy, and the three of them were laughing and laughing.
Especially Daddy, she hasn't seen him in such high spirits for a long time.
"Daddy?" She couldn't help but stepped forward and asked.
"Maru Maru is back."
"Auntie, you're back~"
"Auntie, you are back."
The three who were still talking and laughing turned their heads at the same time when they heard the words.
"What is Wen'er talking to my aunt's father? You..."
—Aren’t you afraid of my daddy?
Zhu Wanwan looked at Wen'er who was very close to his father and asked.
"I wish Ah Weng told stories to Wen'er and Sister Xiaofu~ I wish Ah Weng went to battle before and drove away the enemies and bad guys. It's amazing! I wish Ah Weng is such a great hero! Wen'er admires him so much."
Zheng Chengwen looked at the eldest aunt who looked hesitant like a frightened bird, and couldn't care about anything else, so he hurriedly blew a wave of Zhu Aweng's heroic deeds.
Hi!Who on earth is so cheap who goes around talking about people's right and wrong and secretly spreading rumors, it seems to scare my aunt.
"That's right! Grandpa is amazing, he killed all the bad guys!"
Hu Xiaofu was also bragging on the sidelines.
hum!Her grandfather is a great hero, not a "murderer".
Caught between two children who praised him vigorously, Zhu Qing couldn't help laughing.
Then he said modestly: "Okay, okay. Old man, I'm just a small soldier, not a great hero. General Min in our army is the real hero. That's killing someone in the enemy's army." A hero who enters seven times and exits seven times. Now that Wanwan is back, let's go back to the house to find Dahu and Zheng Xiucai. Wen'er, let's go~"
After Zhu Qing finished speaking, he picked up the child and sat on his shoulders. After he sat firmly, he strode into the house.
Alas, Xiaofu has grown up and is no longer a little lady. He can't carry her around like he did when he was a child.
As he walked, Zhu Qing found that Zhu Wanwan hadn't followed and was still in a daze.
He turned around and said: "What's the matter, Wanwan. What are you doing standing there so stupidly, come here quickly, Daddy is waiting for you here."
"Yeah! Daddy, wait for me, Wanmaru will come here soon."
Zhu Wanwan burst into tears when he heard the words, his father hadn't been so happy for a long time.
If it weren't for those nonsense sluts, how could Dad be so hated and feared by others.How could he tell with tears that she was not his father's biological daughter because he was said to have become extinct, but the daughter of his comrade who died in battle and brought back to raise him.
That was the first time she saw her father cry, she shed tears silently and said that she was not his biological daughter, so all his evil debts would not be repaid to her, and she would definitely have children in the future.He also asked her not to come to him, for fear that those evil spirits would come to revenge her.
How can that be!Daddy will always be her daddy, whether biological or not.
Fortunately, brother Hu didn't care about what those sluts said, and immediately invited dad back to live with him.
However, after Dad came over, he was still depressed, always hiding in the house and not moving around, and rarely even set foot in the yard.
Zhu Wanwan knew that it was just that Dad was afraid that others would see him.
Can make daddy so happy, brother Wen is a good boy!
She wiped away her tears, and finally trot to Daddy's side, and dragged Xiaofu into the house with them.
……
During lunch, Zheng Ji'an hugged his son and went to the latrine under the pretext.
"Wen'er. Did the old man help the aunt to calculate it? Did you say what day and hour of the month it is?"
Seeing that there was no one around, he quickly asked in a low voice to his son who was almost refusing to leave the table with his mouth full of greasy food.
"Dad, don't worry! It's been figured out."
Zheng Chengwen wiped the corners of his mouth, and first gave Father Zheng a guarantee, saying that he should be at ease when he does things.
Then, he signaled Father Zheng to put him down, and his excuse of urination was about to become true.
He's really going to boo boo.
"Hey~ you child, why did you just..."
Zheng Ji'an watched Wen'er rush to the hut to solve it, and complained impatiently.
"Father, where do you wash your hands? Mother said that if you don't wash your hands, you can't eat."
After Zheng Chengwen came out, seeing Father Zheng who was circling in a hurry, he couldn't help teasing him again.
Of course, you must wash your hands after going to the toilet.
"Come on, come over and wash it for me. As for you, just repeat what the old man said honestly! It's about uncle's family, so don't joke about it."
Zheng Ji'an was furious, this kid couldn't grasp the point, he always ran to the food side.
Cough cough, no good, I made Father Zheng angry!
Zheng Chengwen was immediately as quiet as a chicken.
Lying beside Father Zheng's ear, he whispered: "The old man said that the life of the eldest aunt has passed for several days, and she will not have a child this month. The old man will not be able to calculate again until next month~"
Well, Goldfinger calculated that the ovulation period of the aunt had passed long ago, and the eggs were excreted with metabolism.
The notice also said that the eldest aunt had indulged in wine and meat for a long time and was too fat.Menstrual irregularities, stagnation of phlegm dampness, difficulty in conception.
So, even if he has calculated the time, the chance of the eldest aunt getting pregnant is still very low.
"what?!"
After Zheng Ji'an was shocked, he was very disappointed, he couldn't help but hugged Brother Wen and turned around a few times.
Then he made up his mind and said, "Wen'er, we definitely want to help you, Auntie. I can only make you work hard once, and come to my uncle's house for another test next month."
"No way! The old man said, my aunt's body..."
In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, Zheng Chengwen hurriedly disclosed the physical condition of his aunt.
If my aunt doesn't lose weight or change her eating habits, no matter how many times he counts, it will be difficult to get pregnant!
You can't throw all the eight pregnancy points (add 2 points after Zheng Niang succeeds) to the aunt.
What's more, in the case of the eldest aunt, it may not be possible for her to conceive successfully after all eight o'clock.
In the previous life, if the subject of the calculation had a physical problem, he would send people to go back to the doctor for treatment before returning to the test again.
He is just a "magic stick", not a genius doctor.
Even if the golden finger can suppress the conception time to six hours, it will increase the chance of conception a little bit.
But there are still problems with the body, and golden fingers are not a panacea.
If the aunt's body has been remodeled, he is willing to spend the pregnancy point to add more eggs to the aunt/improve the quality and vitality of the eggs by several percent.
"Phlegm-damp stagnation..."
Back at the dinner table, Zheng Ji'an couldn't help mumbling what his ancestor said about his sister-in-law's physical condition.
Irregular menstruation, weight loss.
Forget it, tell the elder brother later!
The eldest brother regards him as his own family, and he can't give up explaining the reason to them because it is difficult to speak out.
After all, now Wen'er can only ask the old ancestor to calculate it once a month. The time is tight, and it will not be good for the sister-in-law if it drags on.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help thinking "rebelliously" again.
Our mother has to let the ancestors do the math.If you postpone it any longer, Mom will get older and older, not good...
Cough!
stop stop stop!
"Brother, my lady wants me to tell you something this time. I forgot just now. Let's go back to the room to talk after we finish eating?"
Zheng Ji'an used his wife as an excuse, intending to use her tone to convey the words of his ancestors to the other party.
"Okay, let's go! I think brother-in-law, you have stopped chopping for a while, let's go to the house to talk now! Wen'er will be taken care of by the lady..."
Hu Hu was very happy today, his brother-in-law hinted to him just now that the younger sister was pregnant again, which happened to be about two months old.
He was really happy for his little sister and brother-in-law.
On the way back.
"Wen'er?"
Zheng Ji'an embarrassedly called the little boy who was about to fall asleep.
"Huh? What's the matter, Dad?"
Zheng Chengwen responded confusedly.
"Wen'er, do you like your brother/sister very much?"
Zheng Ji'an asked.
"Like it!"
Zheng Chengwen continued to respond.
What's the matter?Why did his father ask this?Afraid that he favors younger sisters than younger brothers?
"You like younger brothers and sisters. Dad likes it too. Next month, Wen'er, can I go back to Feishi Village with my dad and give my grandma a test? Dad also wants to have more brothers or sisters."
Zheng Ji'an revealed his purpose.
"puff."
Zheng Chengwen was awakened with a start, and suddenly lost sleepiness.
Asking this question, father Zheng will also have such a deep routine? !
It's really a social father, Zheng, who can't see it.
"Wen'er doesn't want to? Ah Weng and his grandmother are very lonely in the countryside. They will be very happy to have more children to accompany them."
Zheng Ji'an was a little anxious after waiting for a while but did not get Wen Ge'er's reply.
"I'm not unhappy."
Zheng Chengwen thought about it, the Zheng family's ancestral house was only lived in by Mrs. Weng and his wife, so it was a bit lonely.
"Hahaha, Dad thanked you on behalf of Mrs. Weng. At the beginning of next month, we will continue to take the mule cart back to Feishi Village. We will come back that day so that your mother won't worry at home. Come, Dad will make a deal with you! "
Hearing this, Zheng Ji'an happily made a promise with his son to be a child.
The more he thought about it, the happier he became, and he couldn't help humming a little song.
Zheng Chengwen on the side listened to his father's little song, but his heart became worried.
The old woman is in her forties, she is no longer young, and she has only had one son, Dad Zheng, for decades.
There won't be any intractable problems with her body, right?
Well, I'll check the situation when I go back next month.
If the grandma is in good health, but the eggs are not good, he will smash the remaining pregnancy spots on the grandma.
Click to use time to hate less!
Zheng Chengwen was angry with his former self, earning so much money is useful, and it’s not like he can’t use it even if he dies!
So angry!
378 successful cases, if they are all legal couples, there will be 758 pregnancy points now.
Why are you so fussy about it now, and use it with points.
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, he finally fell asleep ==
The author has something to say: medical records are all nonsense~
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