The daily life of the "send child" magic stick [Rebirth]

The days have arrived at the beginning of the new year without any surprises or dangers.

Zheng Chengwen has been "awakening" for more than a year and a half.

Although his golden finger was only repaired half a year ago and became a growable attribute, it was suppressed and only had a once-a-month chance.

In the past six months, he has used the golden finger six times and succeeded twice, and even posted two pregnancy spots ┭┮﹏┭┮

It took three months, and it wasn't until early December when Zheng Chengwen and Father Zheng returned to Feishi Village for the third time that he finally calculated that Mrs. Zheng was pregnant.

Twice in October and November, 6 pregnancy points were spent. After Mrs. Zheng succeeded, she got 2 more pregnancy points.

Therefore, there are 4 pregnancy points in the golden finger.

After Zheng Aweng learned that Mrs. Zheng was pregnant, she was very happy.

It was very straightforward to approve this year's New Year's Eve, there is no need for Father Zheng and his mother to rush back.

Both mother-in-law and daughter-in-law stayed at home separately, raising their babies with peace of mind.

When Zheng Aweng said this, he looked at Father Zheng with a strange expression, and then the two silently lowered their heads, each showing a bewildered smile.

In short, his family is not going anywhere this year.

Father Zheng didn't need to bring Mother Zheng and him back to Feishi Village to celebrate the New Year, and Mother Zheng didn't need to bring Father Zheng and him back to Luoli Village, his mother's home in the second year of junior high school, to "return home".

Since the grandpa and grandma of the Hu family only had Zheng Niang as a daughter, and the rest were sons, the sons took their wives back to their natal home on the second day of junior high school.

Knowing that Zheng Niang's stomach is too big to move around, the couple simply decided to spend the New Year at Uncle Wu's house!

Therefore, Zheng Niang took them to Wujiu's house on the second day of junior high school.

Of course, the fifth uncle will be responsible for transporting their family of three back and forth.

Speaking of the yard that Uncle Wu asked Dad Zheng to help explore, in mid-November, their family of five had already moved in.

The address of their new home is Fulufang, which is one square away from them. It is a place where rich people and petty officials live together. .

Zheng Chengwen overheard Dad Zheng mentioning that the rent for the yard there was very expensive.

Cough, it turns out that Uncle Wu's family is a low-key local tyrant.

The fifth uncle's new home is not far from theirs, so it's very convenient for daily walking.

At the end of November, Fifth Uncle and Mingming Fifth Aunt had already set up a banquet and made a contract.

At this time, Zheng Chengwen was shocked to discover that in the ancient times he lived in, when a man and a man signed a contract, they could go to the yamen to write a formal, government-recognized, and legally binding marriage certificate.

Word Oh my!

To his surprise, it turned out that he could also legally marry in the future.

On that day, my fifth aunt obviously didn't wear a woman's wedding dress, but the same men's clothes as my fifth uncle.

When he came home later, he asked Zheng Niang quietly.

Only then did I realize that it was the grandpa and grandma of the Hu family who were present, and obviously the fifth aunt didn't wear the wedding dress.

Yes, compared to marriage between men and men, people here are more unacceptable to men who dress up as women =_=

Speaking of which, Aunt Wu is quite handsome in men's clothing.I feel that the momentum is different all of a sudden, very manly!

There is no sense of disobedience like a flower==

Huh?

Could it be that Fifth Aunt didn't dare to go out on weekdays because he didn't have the ingenious workmanship of those women's clothing tycoons in his previous life, and his clothes were too unsuitable, so people would find that he was forced to wear women's clothing?

Well, in his past successful case collections, there are many ladies/wives with top makeup, and there are quite a lot of clothing accessories in them.

How about finding a makeup look similar to that of Mingming Fifth Aunt for him to try?

OK!It was such a happy decision.

Discuss with Zheng Niang when you have time, and ask Zheng Niang to give advice to Aunt Mingming Fifth.Lest he be a big man... No, a person is always squatting at home, and a family/wife is not like that ←_←

On the first day of the new year, Hu Hu's family went to the fifth brother's house in Fulufang to pay homage to the Hu family's parents, and then immediately went to the younger sister's house.

Zhu Wanwan was dragged away by Brother Hu in a trance, she felt very uneasy.

Over the past three months, she has suffered a lot and slowly lost a lot of meat.

So, on the first day of the new year, she wanted to visit her little sister's house as soon as possible.

Hoping, hoping to get a good answer.

She endured hunger, hunger, suffering and suffering during these days, just for today.

If it still doesn't work, Zhu Wanwan may really not be able to hold on.

For this matter, her father beat her for the first time.

When she first started to lose weight, she couldn't eat fatty meat, thick oily soy sauce, and clear soup with little water. She really couldn't eat it.

It doesn't matter if you don't drink, anyway, she started drinking to build up her courage, so that she can fight Brother Hu.

Now Brother Hu doesn't let her help, so she doesn't need to drink.

But she really can't stand not eating fat!

That day, Brother Hu couldn't bear to see her go hungry, so he secretly hid a small bowl of pork belly for her.

As soon as Zhu Wanwan took a bite, her father found out and beat her for it.

Since she was a child, her father has never said a harsh word to her, let alone beat her.

She was stunned for a while, and couldn't help crying.

"Maru Maru, for the sake of Ah Hu and Daddy, just persevere!"

After Daddy finished speaking, he wiped away her tears and took her to eat the light dishes that were originally planned.

Later, in order to make her move more and sweat more, Dad was willing to teach her his sword skills.

You know, until the day before she got married, for so many years, no matter whether it was Zhu Wanwan's begging to be coquettish, or begging to be sloppy, her father never had the slightest thought of teaching her sword skills.

Daddy always said that his saber technique is a murderous one, a saber technique that infects the body with evil spirits, and he would never pass it on to a girl.

That day when she finished eating those dishes with tears in her eyes, she heard her father say to her: "Wanwan, today my father will teach you sword skills. Didn't you want to learn from your father since you were a child? Come on, stand up after resting, and my father will teach you!" "

In the following three months, in order not to disappoint Brother Hu and Dad, she desperately learned the sword technique from Dad one by one.

Xiaofu is also researching more and better light, delicious and healthy recipes for her to eat better.

Now, she stands in front of the little sister's door, waiting for a notice about her.

"Brother, happy new year! Eldest, elder sister-in-law?!"

When Zheng Ji'an opened the door, he was shocked by the situation of the eldest brother in front of him.

The elder brother was holding a slightly round little lady by his hand. At first he thought it was someone's daughter, but after checking several times, he found out that it was a thin sister-in-law.

It turned out that sister-in-law is a baby face.

Sister-in-law and Xiaofu stood next to the elder brother, and it felt like the elder brother was carrying two daughters.

"I wish old man, brother, sister-in-law, Xiaofu, come in quickly! Let's go back to the house and sit down."

After recovering, he immediately smiled, and hurriedly invited the elder brother's family into the house.

"Sister Xiaofu, is that really my aunt? My aunt has lost a lot of weight."

Zheng Chengwen was almost scared to death by the baby-faced aunt. He lost dozens of catties in just over three months. It couldn't be because of crazy dieting.

This is super hurtful!

It's a pity that he was stunned at the time, and couldn't remember to calculate it for his aunt.Now that the eldest aunt, uncle and Zhu Aweng have all entered Father Zheng's study, it is impossible for him to use the golden finger in the air.

"Don't aunts eat? If you don't eat, you will be very hungry."

Well, Zheng Chengwen intends to talk to Hu Xiaofu.

"Of course there is food! If you don't eat, you will starve to death. Bah, bah, bah! Good luck! Don't say this word in the New Year."

Hu Xiaofu accidentally said the forbidden words that cannot be said in the New Year, and he slapped himself lightly.

"Then why did my aunt lose so much weight?"

Seeing that Hu Xiaofu was still not on the hook, Zheng Chengwen became anxious and asked after him.

"It's what my uncle said in the letter to shut up, move your legs, drink more water, and sweat a lot."

Hu Xiaofu went ahead and repeated his uncle's instructions to Brother Wen.

It’s not enough to go on a diet and lose weight!

Zheng Chengwen broke into a cold sweat for his aunt. If she hurt her body because of losing weight, it would be putting the cart before the horse.

"Did Auntie walk a lot? Last time Wen'er walked back to Grandmother's house a few times with Dad, she lost weight!"

He continued to play tricks on Hu Xiaofu, curious that his aunt could lose weight so quickly.

And the three times before when he went back to Feishi Village, it was Father Zheng who hugged him, so he didn't break his leg.

"It was Grandpa who taught his sword skills to mother. In order to make mother lose weight, grandpa was finally willing to pass on his sword skills to mother. In the past, grandpa would never teach mother."

Hu Xiaofu sighed, and made a few empty-handed gestures with Brother Wen.

"Wow, Zhu Aweng's sword skills must be very good!"

Zheng Chengwen was amazed. Unexpectedly, it was the legendary martial arts cheats that made my aunt lose weight successfully.

jealous!

As a former executioner, his knife skills must be awesome.

"Haha! Elder sister Xiaofu secretly told you that I will also learn Grandpa's sword skills with my mother!"

Hu Xiaofu couldn't help but chuckle.

She took this opportunity, and every time A Niang was studying with Grandpa, she had the audacity to learn from the side.

After Grandpa saw her, he didn't drive her away, he pretended he couldn't see her, and opened and closed his eyes.

She also found that occasionally, Grandpa would slow down the movements of his hands and repeat them several times until she learned the moves that she couldn't keep up with.

……

"Brother, the time is from Haishi to Chenshi on the 6th, remember?"

While talking, Hu Baozhu stuffed the note with the time into the hand of the elder brother.

I heard from Brother Wen that the possibility of sister-in-law this time is not very high, there is only a [-]% to [-]% chance, maybe a few more tests will do.

"Brother, this time, tell sister-in-law not to worry, it will always get better and better."

Hu Baozhu was a little worried, fearing that her sister-in-law would be too eager for success and get frustrated.

"Little sister, don't worry. With Taishan and I here, we will take good care of Wanwan. Wanwan and I will visit you and brother-in-law again on the first day of next month. Let's go now!"

Hu Hu understands what the little girl means, and after so many years, he will not be in a hurry for this year and a half.

As for Marumaru, he will keep an eye on her.

Seriously, it's really cute for Maru to lose weight.It's just that people always say that Wanwan is his daughter.

Otherwise, he will also lose a little bit?

He was always told that he looked older than Wanwan, and was also asked about Wanwan's marriage, he was very angry!

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