The daily life of the "send child" magic stick [Rebirth]

After Mrs. Min learned the news that her daughter-in-law was thinking about it for a while and planned to throw herself into the river the day before yesterday, she immediately asked for a thorough search of everyone in the house, especially those around Mrs. Li.

Fortunately, after a lot of tossing, the whole Min family did not screen out a spy inserted by an outsider.

This shows that this matter is really just Li's being stupid, and she is committing suicide.

After she felt relieved, she called her daughter-in-law and asked her to recount the details of her rescue that day.

The two righteous men don't ask for anything in return for their good deeds, but their Min family can't suffer injustice silently, so they have to prepare a generous gift and find someone to thank them.

Soon, her subordinates found out the two benefactors who sent Mrs. Li home that day, and unexpectedly learned something that surprised her.

So, she immediately decided to bring her daughter-in-law and the gift, and the two went to the little benefactor's inn to find him in person.

As for the other benefactor who came up to save Mrs. Li, she had ordered the housekeeper to prepare another thank you gift, and he would lead the team to thank him.

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After Zheng Chengwen heard that the voice outside the door was a weak female voice, the more he thought about it, the more courageous he immediately regained his courage -_-||

Hey, this woman's voice sounds familiar.

correct!Isn't this the lady who committed suicide that Xun Butou rescued the day before yesterday?

"Come on, wait."

Returning the teapot in his hand to its original position, he tidied up his appearance again and opened the door for the other party.

Hey, luckily this lady didn't come alone.

If it weren't for the lonely man and widow sharing the same room, he wouldn't be able to wash himself clean even if he jumped into the river again.

"Master Zheng, I took the liberty to come here with my daughter-in-law, Li Shi, because I want to personally thank you for saving her life."

As Mrs. Min said, she signaled the servant behind her to move the thank you gift into the room.

After putting it away, she waved them out to stand at the door and stare.

Li Duo is not to blame, I hope the other party will not be angry because of the sudden visit of their mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

"Hey, hey, don't be like this. Madam, you're flattering me. Madam, don't be so polite. I'm just doing this with a little effort. It's Xun Chu and Lao Xun who saved people."

Zheng Chengwen was petrified by the mountain of precious gifts piled up in front of him, and almost uttered the words "Xun Butou" out of his mouth.

Oh my god!The people they rescued that day were not ordinary wealthy merchants.

I always feel that maybe there are people in the other party's family who are colleagues with Father Zheng?The tops are all the same big boss?

The old lady looked very majestic, and the mighty servants she commanded were not like ordinary servants at all, and there was a bit of the evil spirit of an aunt and father in every gesture.

Are these servants blood-stained ex-soldiers?

"Young Master Zheng, you don't need to be modest. I heard from my daughter-in-law that if you hadn't delayed for a while, she wouldn't have been able to wait for another benefactor to come to her rescue."

Upon hearing this, Mrs. Min took Li Shi's hand and patted it lightly, saying with emotion.

God bless, maybe this is an opportunity.

If it wasn't for the daughter-in-law's momentary stupidity, their Min family would not have been able to discover the existence of the other party, and they happened to be in Luozhi County with them.

"Uh, thank you, old lady, for your compliment. However, I only put in a little effort to save people, and it's not worth so many precious gifts. Old lady, you should take these things home."

Being praised so sincerely by the other party, Zheng Chengwen felt that the red scarf on his chest became more and more red-_-||

It's just that the more he listened, the more embarrassing he became!

The one who saved the life was Catcher Xun, and his stick almost sank along with him.

The old lady brought so many valuable things as a thank you all at once, he didn't dare at all, and he was too embarrassed to keep them.

"No. These are just trivial gifts, Mr. Zheng, you don't have to refuse. Besides, besides thanking you for saving your life on behalf of my daughter-in-law, I also want to ask you for something. Mrs. Li, Why don't you hurry up and thank Young Master Zheng?!"

When Mrs. Min heard this, she nodded in satisfaction.

Sure enough, the Zheng family really did not have the slightest sense of greed as she had inquired about.

So, she finally stated her ultimate goal, and asked her daughter-in-law to give a big gift to Mr. Zheng.

"My concubine Li, thank Mr. Zheng for saving my life. I know that this kind of request is very abrupt and does not conform to your family's rules, but I really have nothing to do. That's why I came to disturb you with my grandma. , I hope that Zheng Miaozhu can help me solve the lottery once."

As Li said, she shed tears of sadness.

Before marrying her brother-in-law, she knew that many terrible or bad things would happen to her.She is not afraid of those weird and weird things, nor is she afraid of the sarcasm from others.

However, if she couldn't have a son and a half because of her, how could she be worthy of the Min family, and why would she continue to stay in the Min family.

"..."

I crack! ! !Did he lose his horse on the spot?

As soon as Zheng Chengwen heard the two words of temple blessing and reconciliation, he was so frightened that he couldn't help shivering.

My God, his status as the "Songzi Empress" in Fenggang County has been stripped away by this mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, right?

Before he came back to his senses, the Mrs. Min Li in front of him knelt down in front of him with a plop.

Fuck, seeing that Mrs. Min was also planning to kneel down, he didn't care about the entanglement of the vest being torn, and hurriedly strode forward to support the old man to prevent her from kneeling.

"No!!! Madam, sit down quickly, Madam Min, don't kneel down, get up quickly. Xie Xie, don't kneel, I promise to help you untie the lottery."

Frantically pushing the old and the young back onto the chairs, Zheng Chengwen finally heaved a sigh of relief, and quietly wiped off his cold sweat.

He was frightened to death, if this old Mrs. Min also knelt down for him, he would not only say that he couldn't stand it, but after the other party's family knew about it, they might rush over and tear him to pieces.

Looking at the posture of the veteran soldier with blood on his shoulders when he went out, he knew that the Min family was not easy to get along with.

Alas, save people to the end, send Buddha to the West.

Since they all helped, he simply took out a quota for the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.Anyway, he left two calculation opportunities every month in order to deal with this sudden (confess) and send (counseling) situation.

"Thank you, thank you Zheng Miaozhu!!!"

"Thank you, Mr. Zheng, for your great kindness and virtue, the Min family dare not forget it in the future!"

When the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law heard the words, Ju Shi was overjoyed and hurriedly thanked her.

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"Uh, you mean, Mrs. Min, you and General Min only have once a month? It must be the day carefully calculated by an expert divination?"

After Zheng Chengwen listened to Mrs. Min and Mrs. Min's narration, there was a black line on his face -_-||

Why is this expert's rhythm so similar to his.

Is it a counterfeit version, or is it just like him, a genuine golden finger?

"Yes. As the expert said, my son was originally a person with a lot of yang energy. After years of war, his body is full of evil energy. Only at the most yin time of that day, would he want to reincarnate children can come closer."

Seeing that her daughter-in-law was thin-skinned, Mrs. Min was embarrassed to say so, so she simply took up the topic and explained to Zheng Miaozhu.

Because ten years ago, the son had been fighting with his husband all the year round, and he was too murderous.After returning from the armistice, not to mention what kind of children, even adults are very scared.

If it wasn't for Wanjun and her children, both of them had accidents and disappeared shortly after their son came back.The house-fillers who later married her son also died strangely one after another, and she would not be in such a hurry to find these experts.

What's more, because of these blows, my son has been so sad over the years that he is about to be with him forever.

If it wasn't for her tearful pleading, Mrs. Li might not have been able to enter their Min's house.This once-a-month request came out of nowhere.

Half a year after Li entered the door, by chance, she discovered that the other party was still perfect!

After questioning, I learned that my son has never had sex with him.Even if they are in the same room, the other party just sits cross-legged, reciting various Buddhist scriptures all night long.

Angrily, she confronted her son.Later, the mother and son negotiated the strange terms only once a month.In order to improve Li's chances of conceiving, she had to find an expert to calculate the best time of the month.

Zheng Miaozhu's "Song Zi Niang Niang" is as capable as a master, maybe he can come up with a better solution?

"Hey, old lady, let me explain to you the ability of 'Niangniang' first."

Hearing this extremely magical reason, Zheng Chengwen has already silently labeled that "superior" as a fake and low-quality imitation.

In order to isolate himself from that "expert", he thought about it, and decided to explain his golden finger's core ability to the opposite mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

Being able to have a child is only during the few days of the ovulation period every month, and it has nothing to do with the most yin time or evil spirit.

"Really? Zheng Miaozhu, you are saying that the time of the divination by the master is wrong, that's why the general and I have been unable to have children."

Li Shi was stunned after listening to Zheng Miaozhu's explanation silently.

Regardless of the shame in her heart, she quickly raised her head to ask out her doubts.

The expert said that the day when she comes to sunflower water the most every month is the most cloudy time. If she has intercourse with the general on this day, she will be able to conceive a child soon.

It's a pity that she and the general tried for several years according to what the expert said, but they still couldn't conceive.

"That's right, every woman's time is not fixed every month. If you can't find the time, then no matter how hard you try, the couple can't have children. As for the 'mother', it is the exact time of this person. Point out that the couple will not miss the best time and increase the chances of conception. Moreover, if both husband and wife have some physical problems, the 'Niang Niang' can also see a clue, but as a temple wish, I can only issue 'Niang Niang' He will explain his will to his followers one by one. There is nothing I can do about my physical problems, I can only tell them and let them go back and recuperate."

Looking at the stunned mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, Zheng Chengwen was very bachelor, and spoke straightforwardly.

He just came to Luozhi County to play for a few days, and he might go home tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. If he didn't make it clear quickly, he was afraid that the Min family would tie him home and continue to provide them with visa-clearing services.

"Then, when the menstrual event comes, is it possible that it's the Marquis of Enlightenment?"

The more Li Shi heard it, the more disturbed she became.

Zheng Miaozhu said that everyone's time is different, but her menstrual affairs are fixed on those days every month.

In this case, wouldn't she have missed many opportunities according to what the expert said at the most yin time?

"Cough, cough, cough. You said that during menstruation, is it possible for a couple to have sex in the same room and get pregnant? Well, I'll explain this to you too."

When Zheng Chengwen heard Mrs. Min's astonishing words, he almost spit out the tea in his mouth.

My mother!

Didn't the ancients refrain from having sex with women when they came to Kuishui?Why did the Min couple come here instead.

Wait, period blood?In the darkest hour!

My God, this "expert" has slipped away too.He really didn't even support the wall, so he obeyed him.

Except for a very small number of women, most people's ovulation period is not in the menstrual period at all!This General Min was exhausted that day, and Li Shi on the opposite side had little chance of getting pregnant.

Silently, with the posture of holding his forehead, he covered his face and continued to popularize these common senses for the two female believers opposite, especially the young one.By the way, I casually said that intercourse during menstruation is very bad, and it is very unfriendly to women's bodies, so it is best not to do it.

"Bastard!!! What kind of expert is this, I will deal with him when I go back! Thank you Zheng Miaozhu for correcting me, so when is my daughter-in-law's 'waiting' day this month?"

After Mrs. Min finished listening, she patted the table a few times angrily.

No wonder Li's health is very good, her son's health is also fine, the two of them have not been able to have a son and a half for several years.

It turned out it was all the monster's fault!

"Uh, just five days later, from X to N, Mrs. Min's health didn't have any major problems, she just had intercourse during menstruation, and if there is a little problem, I need to ask someone to look at it."

Zheng Chengwen opened his eyes wide, startled by Mrs. Min's domineering declaration.

Wow, this "treatment" is not the kind of treatment he imagined.

Frightened by this, he hastily relayed the content of Li Shi's gold finger notice to the other party, and even accidentally revealed Li Shi's minor gynecological problems-_-||

Damn, I always feel that the atmosphere freezes instantly, and the air is suddenly quiet.

"..."

At Mrs. Min's age, she couldn't help coughing a few times in embarrassment.

"..."

Upon hearing this, Mrs. Li said that although she was very grateful for what Zheng Miaozhu said, she was really embarrassed to continue asking in such an embarrassing situation.

Sending off the Min family's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, Zheng Chengwen was about to fall apart.

He was exhausted and lay motionless on the bed, and he didn't want to go downstairs to find something to eat when he was hungry, he just wanted to sleep hard.

Just as he was about to fall asleep, there was another knock on the door.

From the beginning of tapping lightly, it became more intensive and harder later.

"Who is it again? If there is nothing urgent, please go back, I'm going to rest."

Oh shit! ! !

Why did so many people come to look for him today? Could it be that the whole Luozhi County knew that he had lost his horse?

Convex (艹盘哉), this place can’t stay anymore, Minger hurriedly ask Father Zheng when he can go home.