The daily life of the "send child" magic stick [Rebirth]

At dusk, Zheng Chengwen finally saw Father Zheng who came back from school.

Probably Zheng Niang told Dad Zheng about what happened in the ear room during the day, before parent-child time, Dad Zheng had already played with him for a while, and Niang Zheng was still standing aside, watching with a smile on his face.

After playing awkwardly with Father Zheng for a while, it was finally time for dinner.

Today's dinner was another food that his father bought by the way when he came back.

It has been more than a year since the "awakening".The small kitchen in his house is almost only used to warm up the packed meals and boil some hot water.

The number of times father and mother cook is very few, only five times for mother Zheng and three times for father Zheng.

To be honest, his mother's cooking skills can only reach the level of cooked, his father is a little better, at least moderately salty.

After eating these eight times, he never asked his parents to cook again.

Therefore, Zheng Chengwen lived with his parents for three meals a day, either ordering takeaway or eating out of restaurants.

In this regard, he always felt a little uneasy.

Although in the ancient environment, food safety issues should not be too worrying.

but!

In his previous life, he occasionally heard that certain ancient merchants resorted to various tricks of making and selling counterfeit products in order to make profits.Especially some small merchants, and some merchants who evade the control of the guild.

It can be seen from this that profiteers in ancient and modern times do not distinguish between eras, they only look at conscience.

I think of two articles that I don’t know, they are about the laws on food safety in the Tang and Song dynasties.

It's roughly like this: butchers inject water into pork, beef and mutton and sell them as "sixty sticks", which are sixty boards.If he reoffends after the beating, he will be sentenced to "one year in prison" and sentenced to one year of labor reform. ——Copied from Baidu data

Yuan Cai, a scholar-bureaucrat in Song Dynasty, wrote the book "Shi Fan".

Based on his personal experience, the book exposes some bad habits and customs in the society.

Such as "chicken stuffed with sand, geese and sheep blowing air, selling salt mixed with ashes.... To market things to people, hide evil things as novelty; false things, decorate as real. Just like rice and wheat increase moisture Irrigate the meat with water. Clever words are only for sale, and if people eat it by mistake, there is no pity."

Zheng Chengwen felt ashamed when he thought of this, the counterfeiting methods of profiteers are endless.

It's nothing to mix wine with water, but it's okay to mix food and meat with water, rotten vegetables as fresh vegetables, rotten meat as fresh meat, and even more disgusting ones use corpses to raise fish and feed pigs, etc., profiteers are trying to make huge profits. It will not be responsible for the quality of the product.

Wouldn't it be bad if his family didn't notice for a while, bought the above-mentioned products and ate up their stomachs.

It's just that the body is fine, but it's disgusting to think about it.

Or, he could pick up the culinary skills he learned in his previous life and serve the Zheng family?

However, he is still young now, so he should go to the small kitchen secretly to get a boiled egg and try his hand at it under the eyes of his parents.

In Zheng Chengwen's infinite imagination, it's time for Father Zheng and his parent-child again.

At this time, it is quite interesting, similar to the sound comics, but also with a little common sense.

Withdrawing his wandering thoughts, he quietly sat aside, watching Father Zheng's lecture.

Today's picture cards are mainly livestock raised by ordinary people, such as cows, horses, pigs, chickens, ducks, fish and geese, mixed with some common small animals...

His father's painting is quite realistic, and with a few strokes, it can be seen that it is the prototype of the animal.

Among them, the cards for domestic pets are written more than the previous ones, which shows how hard Father Zheng is.

Ok?

This style of painting is very familiar.

Let’s just talk about the cards of Miao Wangji. Although the paintings are not as detailed as Zheng Niang’s embroidered pictures, the cuteness, posture, and coloring style of those small animals, the more they look, the more they look like Zheng Niang’s embroidered pictures?

Could it be that Zheng Niang's embroidery drawings were all drawn by Zheng Daddy himself?

What (⊙_⊙)

So his father is a big hand who likes to draw cute things?

hey~

One of the couple draws a draft, and the other embroiders according to the draft.

Accidentally, he seems to have been shown a wave of dog food by Zheng Daddy and Zheng Niang =_=

Bang bang bang bang, it's the end of July.

Zheng Chengwen stays at home every day, and occasionally pesters Zheng Niang to learn embroidery (too boring), or just sits aside in a daze (in fact, he reads Goldfinger's past success story collections to relieve boredom).

If Dad Zheng didn't go to the county school or various book clubs, or stayed in the study to study hard, he would take Zheng Niang and him, a family of three, to find their way around the Shishufang, or eat in various places in Longyan Town. Stroll around the street.

The days without the Internet and convenient means of transportation are very boring, so he has to find ways to entertain himself.

Therefore, he turned the case in Goldfinger upside down, and even the female worker learned well, and was able to sew a new pair of socks successfully.

……

One day at the end of the month, Zheng Chengwen was sent to Liu San's mother's house by his parents and asked her to look after him for an afternoon.

He had no objection to this, and followed Sanniang back to the house with an obedient face, waiting for them to pick him up when they came back.

After all, this is related to the livelihood of their Zheng family. Father Zheng and Mother Zheng are going to sell their works.

You definitely can't take him as a child with you, lest you can't take care of it and get in the way.

He had lunch at Sanniang's house and stayed there until dusk, when his parents finally came to pick him up.

Looking at his parents who were in a good mood, Zheng Chengwen guessed that the prices of the things they sold were not bad.

Sure enough, after returning home, the three of them had a hearty dinner.

However, because he was thinking about something, he was a little distracted all night.

Parents thought he was tired, so they sent him back to his room early to rest.

With his arms around the quilt, he lay on the bed tossing and turning in annoyance.

Ugh.

Tomorrow will be August, and his golden finger can continue to be used again.

But he wants to use this month's golden finger to determine whether Zheng Niang is pregnant (if she is pregnant, the golden finger cannot be measured, it will be missed, and the number of times will be counted), or to test Liu Sanniang ?

San Niang's family seems to be quite miserable.

Her husband's name is Zhao Li, a veteran with disabled legs. Although he has state subsidies, rent-free labor and a few acres of wasteland to cultivate, he can barely meet his family's rations. Fees and so on can only be earned by the couple.

Also, due to his limited mobility, Zhao Li usually stays at home doing carpentry and doing odd jobs.

Sanniang went back and forth to the countryside to take care of the fields, and did odd jobs in her free time.

It may be due to disability or other reasons. Liu Sanniang and Zhao Li have never had children, and their family has no descendants to adopt.

Therefore, Liu San's family was living in a difficult situation.

This afternoon, when he went to Sanniang's house, Zhao Li and his wife treated him very well as before, probably they put all their love and affection on other people's children.

In ancient times, having no offspring was simply miserable!

Zhao Li and Liu Sanniang are typical extinct families. Most people care about it and feel bad luck, so Sanniang can't find any good odd jobs because of this.

I heard that Zhao Li and Zheng Niang's brother, his uncle seems to be a little far away.

That's why Zheng Niang was so at ease with Liu Sanniang's family and sent him to her house.

Now his golden finger has a limit, and he can only measure it once a month, and he needs to succeed in five legal (key) couples to unlock the limit, returning to the number of ten times a month.

Zheng Chengwen wants to unlock it quickly!Liu Sanniang's family in front of him is an acceptable calculation object.

Besides, even if he is pregnant with Goldfinger, he is still a child now, and no one will believe anything he says.

Although Liu Sanniang and his wife are in a difficult mode, the woman does not seem to have a constitution that is prone to pregnancy, and she is too old, so she is not the best object of calculation.

but!

He can't go all over the street and just find a young woman who looks good and gives birth, can he? !

Come up and say to her: This lady, if you have sex with your husband within XX hours on X days, can it greatly increase the conception rate?

呿!If you think about it in a good way, he will be just treated as a child's nonsense. If you think about it in a bad way, you will be beaten to death as a wicked thief.

After much deliberation, the only ones that Goldfinger can measure are the reliable and eager acquaintances around Zheng's father and mother.

However, the prerequisite for this to be found is that Father Zheng and Mother Zheng must believe in his ability!

Without the help of his parents, what use is he as a kid, and he has to rely on his mother to persuade others.

Zheng Chengwen lay on the bed and writhed tangled up and down.

Speaking of which, if Zheng Niang's menstrual affairs were relatively regular, it would probably be in the last ten days of each month.

Anyway, the current number of cheats is only once a month, which is very precious!Or, he waits?Wait until the end of August, and then insinuate whether Zheng Niang's menstruation will come... come?

Ok.

He decided that Zheng Niang would still be the first choice for calculation, and Liu Sanniang would be the backup candidate.

Only by predicting the result in advance can he gain more trust from Zheng Niang.

What if Zheng Niang found out that she was pregnant after a month or two, but took it as a coincidence?

Well, first strike first!

So decided.