Enthusiastic monster in the entertainment industry

A few months ago, Hu Bai, who had just descended from the mountain, also thought about making a living by performing acrobatics.He is a monster who can challenge the limits of many humans.

But later he discovered that human beings in modern society are in a hurry every day, how can they have time to stop and watch acrobatic performances!Even if you read it, people may not give you a reward.

Of course, the most critical issue is that the urban management is very strict.

So in the end, Hu Bai still failed to become an acrobat.I have to say that he still feels quite regretful, after all, it is one of the few skills he can use as a talent envoy.

But what he didn't expect was that there would be an opportunity to perform this skill in the live broadcast room!Hu Bai couldn't help laughing when he thought that as long as he lay down there, he would get paid for being hammered.

Chen Jun's expression was gloomy: "Forget it, let's start the live broadcast now, don't care about that much."

Hu Bai was wronged: "Why? Do you think my talent is not good?"

Chen Jun only felt the veins throbbing in his forehead: "It doesn't matter whether there is a big stone slab or a big hammer here, even if there is one, do you think I can knock the big stone slab?"

Hu Bai looked at Chen Jun's thin body: "It doesn't seem to be very good... If he is a cheater, there is still a possibility. He has muscles."

Chen Jun: "...you can just say this in your heart, thank you!"

Hu Bai: "But I want to say it, but I don't feel comfortable holding it in."

Chen Jun: "...Pipe, are you happy now? Then I'll take all the tools away, so you don't even want to broadcast live in the future!"

Hu Bai immediately sat down obediently: "Let's get started!"

Chen Jun then took a deep breath, then fixed the phone, opened the software and adjusted the angle.He was sure that he could include Hu Bai's face that deserved a beating, so he gave up.

"Okay, you can post a link to Weibo first, and someone will come in after a while." Chen Jun avoids the scope of the camera, moves a chair and sits diagonally in front of Hu Bai, and the old god starts to stare at Hu Bai.

Hu Bai was stared at by his resentful eyes, his whole body turned cold, and his sitting posture became more obedient, comparable to a kindergarten child.He stopped looking at Chen Jun, turned to the phone, and began to study it curiously.

This is his first live broadcast, and it feels quite novel.There seems to be a button for adding emoticons. Hu Bai was about to secretly reach out to try it, when he found that someone had entered his "room", and the number increased rapidly.

Not only that, some fonts came out of the phone, some scrolled neatly on one side, and some floated directly on his face, blocking his eyes.Hu Bai frowned and took a closer look, only to realize that the barrage was posted by his fans.

[Oh, oh, oh, Hu Xiaobai, why don't you preview the live broadcast first! ! ! ]

Hu Bai: "Is there still a notice?"

[No no no, you can broadcast live anytime and anywhere, we like you to give us little surprises anytime 333]

[Yes, but why did Xiaobai suddenly think of starting a live broadcast? ]

Just as Hu Bai was about to answer, he saw that someone had sent him a lot of gifts.He immediately smiled: "Thank you 'Gesu' and 'He Runqiuqiu' for the gift."

With his thanks, those fans immediately reacted and sent him presents one after another.

Hu Bai smiled excitedly and said, "Thank you for the gift from 'Mo Yan Renqing', 'Pale Face', and 'Hu Bai's Little Wife'."

After Hu Bai thanked him, he realized something was wrong.Taking a closer look, the live broadcast room has been swamped with "hahaha".

Hu Bai: "...No, if I don't bring people like you, when will I have a little wife." He is still an old bachelor!

The fans "hahaha" became even more rampant, and Hu Bailian's face was bulging into a steamed stuffed bun.He just looked carefully again, and the ID names of those who gave him gifts were all kinds of strange, and he couldn't pronounce some of them at all.

"Hu Bai's little concubine", "Mr. Hu's Miss Chen", "Hu Bai's favorite", "Hu Bai's most handsome" and so on, how can he pronounce it out of his mouth.

He turned his eyes for help to Chen Jun outside the camera, what should he do?

Without raising his eyelids, Chen Jun whispered, "If you don't want to thank you, you won't read all the names."

"It makes sense." Hu Bai looked at the camera again, "I really can't read the IDs, or I wouldn't read the IDs at all, and everyone can see the list by clicking on it in the upper right corner."

The bullet screen is still full of hahaha, and more and more people are buying gifts, and some people even gave Hu Bai a car that is equivalent to a few hundred yuan.

Hu Bai's eyes lit up, and he had already received hundreds of dollars in just a few minutes. He really wanted to do a live broadcast at home every day!

Chen Jun had been Hu Bai's manager for a long time, and when he saw the kid's eyes glowing, he immediately guessed what he was thinking.He had to cough lightly, interrupting Hu Bai's delusions, and whispered to him: "Interact, interact with fans!"

What can you do if you do live broadcast without performing talent?Naturally, all kinds of interactions.However, Chen Jun actually had a faint worry in his heart. Hu Bai's mouth sometimes had no control, and what he said always made people laugh and cry. I hope this time, he can be a down-to-earth person and speak honestly.

interactive?Hu Bai had never interacted with fans before, so he looked at the camera blankly and said, "How do you want to interact?"

The screen is full of "undressing" and "seaweed dance".

Hu Bai frowned in distress: "I can't take off my clothes, I don't know how to dance that dance."

Let’s just say it’s easier to perform boulder breaking on the chest!Hu Bai's resentful eyes turned to Chen Jun, and now it's all right, he doesn't know any of the interactions that fans hope for.What if they get angry and don't give him gifts!

Without raising his eyes, Chen Jun decided to play dead to the end.He began to seriously consider whether it was the right choice to take Hu Xiaobai out of the mountains—this kid would make him pass out sooner or later.

Seeing that Chen Jun ignored him, Hu Bai had no choice but to look at the screen miserably, and then said to the live broadcast room, "How about I do radio gymnastics for you?"

He had seen this kind of dance-like gymnastics on TV, and the movements were not difficult.

Chen Jun almost picked up the chair under his butt and threw it over.

Hu Bai looked at the screen anxiously, only to find that he was the only one left on the screen, the number of online fans suddenly dropped by more than half, and the barrage disappeared completely.

He panicked immediately, and waved at Chen Jun: "Brother Chen, I've lost my followers, what should I do!"

Chen Jun frowned, leaned over to have a look, and then calmly said: "It's okay, it's probably because the live broadcast software is stuck, isn't it already added back slowly?"

Hu Bai took a closer look, and it was true.Before being stuck, there were about [-] people. Now not only has the data been restored, but the number is still rising.Hu Bai patted his chest immediately, he thought that everyone left one after another because they found it boring to watch his live broadcast.

In the live broadcast room, the screen was already full of gifts and barrage.The subtitles were so overlapping that Hu Bai couldn't read them clearly.He had no choice but to ask Chen Jun for help again: "Brother Chen, can these words be shortened? They are blocking my face."

Chen Jun rolled his eyes to the sky: "Yes, but I have never used this software, you can figure it out for yourself."

Hu Bai had no choice but to do it himself, leaning closer to the screen and trying to tap this button and that button.

Because he was too focused and his face could not be seen clearly on the screen, he had no idea that he accidentally clicked on one of the emoticons when he clicked blindly.

After he found the button that can reduce the barrage and transparency, he sat back in his original position and looked up, and saw a pair of round white ears on his ears, and three pairs of symmetrical beards on his face.

Hu Bai panicked for a moment, thinking that his ear had come out, so he quickly reached out to cover it.

Of course, he held his breath.At this time, he realized later that it was the emoji package added to him by the software!

He put down his hands angrily, and then chatted with fans with his ears and beard on his head as if nothing had happened.

"I'm handsome? Well, I know." Hu Bai touched his face.

"Don't do radio gymnastics? Then what do you want me to do?" He seemed to know nothing else.

"Come here for all the emoticons..." Hu Bai thought for a while before agreeing.Anyway, these emoticons are quite cute, which is quite new to him.

Then on the screen, after a while, Hu Xiaobai, who is so cute with rabbit ears and big front teeth, appears on his head.After a while, Hu Xiaobai appeared again with a big middle part on the top of his head, wearing big black mirrors, and smoking big cigarettes...

Dressing up as a local tyrant, as a black boss, as a puppy, as a cat... Hu Bai really went through all the costumes without any fuss, even the "goddess" costume.

The moment he clicked on the dress of the goddess in ancient costumes, the barrage went crazy again. Even with the density set at 5%, it was still almost full of screen.

[Aoooooo Goddess! ]

[It turns out that Mr. Hu's women's clothing is also so good-looking, beautiful! ]

[Does anyone think that if Hu Xiaobai's eyes are any colder or more indifferent, then he is Xiaolongnu's real daughter! ]

[When you say that, I really feel that way, it would be more perfect if his face didn't have baby fat]

[That bit of baby fat is not obvious at all, okay, good Hu Xiaobai, can you make a cold expression?My sister will brush your car for you~]

[Little brother, let me show you an indifferent side face, I'll brush you with Tangtang~]

[Brush the yacht for you...]

[Give you a balloon...]

At first, Hu Bai wanted to pass the goddess costume directly, but found that so many people wanted to give him gifts, and they only asked him to give him an indifferent look and profile.

For the "Little Dragon Girl" that fans have mentioned many times, he only feels familiar, but he can't remember which character it is.However, just by making a small expression, fans gave him a lot of gifts...

Hu Bai has a concave shape with no integrity at all. He chooses to stay away from the screen and close his eyes to brew his emotions.Immediately, he raised his eyes, which were indifferent.

He saw himself on the screen, in a snow suit, with long hair, and a light goddess makeup that was blessed by the software on his face.He couldn't help reaching out and gently touching his face with red makeup, which was a little strange.

Fox demons generally look handsome and pretty, and even some men and women are naturally charming.Although Hu Bai is a demon born from the combination of a fox and a tiger, his appearance is not much worse.It's just that he didn't expect that his women's clothing was not bad.

After staring at his face for a moment, he changed his posture, only showing half of his face.

After staying for a few seconds, he got up and turned off the costume.

Looking back at the screen again, there were too many bullet screens to see clearly again.At the same time, Hu Bai happily watched the increasing number of gifts on one side of the screen.

Sure enough, only hard-working performances will the audience be willing to tip!

He said enthusiastically, "Okay, how do you want to interact next?"

Before Hu Bai could see the barrage clearly, Chen Jun said in a low voice: "Hu Bai, just have a good chat with the fans, don't mess around."

Because of the angle, Chen Jun had no idea what Hu Bai was doing just now.However, just looking at the way he put on the poss at the end, he felt something was wrong.Fearing that the kid would cause trouble, Chen Jun had no choice but to risk being scolded by fans and remind Hu Bai.

Hu Bai puffed out his mouth in depression, and sold Chen Jun to the sky: "My manager doesn't let me interact with you casually."

Chen Jun: "..." Oh, hey, I'm about to get internal injuries!

[Why!Why does the agent care so much? If you set up a live broadcast and he just stares at you, why are you still dictating! ]

[Tiantian's manager is generally black, is it really good to restrict the interaction between artists and fans? ]

[Xiaobai, be good, tell me, what else does he ask you to do? ]

Hu Bai sighed: "He won't let me show you how to break a big stone in the chest!"

fan:……

[Suddenly understand why the manager is staring at Hu Xiaobai for the live broadcast...]

[Say sorry to Mr. Broker, wrong you]

[I believe that Hu Xiaobai can really say that the big stone in the chest is broken, because he even showed us the radio gymnastics of the elementary school students, and this kind of thing has been brought up]

[It's a bit late to enter the live broadcast room, is there such a thing? ! ]

[sympathy broker...]

[sympathy +1]

Hu Bai became unhappy: "It's me who you have to sympathize with. I mentioned many talents and he refused to let him."

[real or fake?What kind of talent, tell me about it? ]

[Let's listen to +1]

Hu Bai said displeasedly: "I said blowing the flute, but he said there is no flute. I said playing the guqin, but he said it's unrealistic..."

"I don't know much, and he won't let me do anything, so I can only perform acrobatics. But he insisted that there is no big rock, no big hammer, and then he said that he can't swing the hammer."

Chen Jun wished he could get this little bastard flying with a sledgehammer right now.

[Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha...]

[Puff ha ha ha...]

[Blowjob?Guqin? emmm, the manager is afraid that he will faint with anger]

[I can't move hhh]

Hu Bai looked depressedly at the screen full of smiles haha, he told the truth why they laughed too.

After thinking about it, he suddenly remembered that acrobatics are not just about breaking boulders on his chest, he can also perform other things!

Thinking of this, Hu Bai said "wait a moment" to the screen, and then he trotted out to look for materials downstairs.

After a while, I saw him take a few bowls and plates, and return a few pairs of chopsticks to their positions.

[Is this for eating and broadcasting?Or do you want to show us changing food out of thin air? ]

[Sacrificing plates and bowls, 6666]

[These bowls look quite tall, with a good texture! ]

[Here, why is it as big as a bowl? It can't be for Hu Xiaobai's exclusive use! ]

[Actually, have you noticed that Xiaobai seemed to be very poor before, but now, looking at the ring mirror where he lives...]

[Actually, there seems to be a small logo on the chopsticks he brought, brand x.Even if my family throws away a set of bowls and chopsticks every day, hundreds of pieces of bowls and chopsticks are wasted in a year, and the price is not as good as a plate...]

[Xiaobai is so stupid! ! ! ]

[Suddenly there is an ominous premonition, you said Xiaobai will not be, have you been trapped? ]

[Stop talking nonsense, you can still be so magnanimous if you are really trapped!Maybe he is borrowing from his friend Mr. Ye's house! ]

[It doesn't matter where he lives, anyway, just looking at his open and undisguised attitude, you can see that the word "support" cannot appear on him. ]

Hu Bai didn't know that those fans could see so many things through the bowls and chopsticks.In fact, he didn't watch the barrage at all, and was familiar with the texture of the bowl and plate all the time.It's my first time doing acrobatics, I'm a little nervous!

"Look, I will perform acrobatics for you guys. If you are happy, give me a reward, and if you are not happy... Anyway, try to be happy."

The fans were very supportive and swiped a bunch of gifts and bullet screens that were hard to see clearly, which made Hu Bai's blood surging.

Fearless of Chen Jun's stare, he put the bowl he usually used that was bigger than his head upwards, put it on his head, then lifted his left foot, put a small bowl on it, and put both hands Take a plate each and lift it up.

Then, the bowl on his feet began to flip up and down, easily.The two plates in the hand are supported by one finger each, and they are quickly rotated.

There were exclamations on the screen, and Chen Jun was also dumbfounded.

Hu Bai performed for more than a minute before stopping.After carefully putting away the plates and bowls, he looked at the barrage.

[Bet fifty cents, Hu Xiaobai came from a circus]

[It’s awesome, watching a small live broadcast, you can still see acrobatics, amazing! ]

[Bet five yuan, Hu Xiaobai is definitely an expert in street art! ]

[I now believe that he can perform chest crushing...]

[I don’t want to see Dashi, I want to see my chest #把脸#]

[want to see chest +1]

[+2]

[+ID number 333]

Hu Bai subconsciously covered his chest: "Don't show it!"

[Pfft ha ha ha ha ~]

[So shy 666]

[Hu Xiaobai, I want to give you a monkey! ]

Hu Xiaobai: "No!" If you want to give birth to tiger cubs, what are you doing with monkeys!

[Hu Xiaobai, do you need a bed warmer?Can sing and dance...]

Hu Xiaobai thought of Ye Huaiqian inexplicably, he remembered that he slept with Laoqian when he changed back to his original form, this could be regarded as warming the bed.Shaking his head in his heart, he said loudly, "No need!"

……

Although he was molested, the live broadcast still had to continue.Hu Bai performed acrobatics earlier, indeed many people gave him a lot of gifts.So he worked harder and re-performed an upgraded version of the acrobatics - chopsticks turning plates.

Afterwards, under the booing of fans, he performed big splits and lower waist.

As a matter of course, the flexible waist and legs once again amazed the fans, but they only hated Hu Xiaobai for wearing too tightly.

After the performance, it was getting late.Hu Bai obediently sat back in his seat and chatted with fans for a while.

He read out the fan questions one by one as far as he could see and replied: "The house I live in looks very luxurious... This is not my house, this is my friend's, I am just a tenant."

"Is it Mr. Ye... Yes, it's him."

"What do you think of Yang Qianfeng... He is not bad. But he still owes me three meals." When he was at the zoo, he helped Yang Qianfeng feed the tiger, and the dinner was interest.

"What do I like to do... eat, sleep and watch TV."

"What kind of TV do I like to watch... I'm watching Tom and Jerry recently, it's pretty good."

"Xiyangyang and Big Big Wolf are also good-looking? I see, then I'll watch that after I finish watching Tom and Jerry."

"Why didn't I endorse? My agent said, it's better to be queer than to be indiscriminate."

"What's the next plan? I don't know, my agent can help me decide. My job content is all determined by him."

"Yes, my agent is very good."

"What kind of play do you want to play more?" Hu Bai thought for a while and replied, "I want to play a big monster, the kind that is very handsome and powerful."

After chatting for a while, I found that the time was still several minutes.Chen Jun seems to have signed some kind of contract with the website, agreeing to let him broadcast it for 10 minutes.With a few minutes left, Hu Bai really couldn't continue chatting with the fans.Because of them, they are becoming less and less reserved.

"Hu Xiaobai sleeps with me"; "Hu Xiaobai marry me", "Mr. Hu, I will give you a monkey", "Mr. Hu, do you need a leg pendant" and other barrages are flying all over the sky.

Hu Bai uprightly rejected it a few times but it didn't work, and now he is too embarrassed to read out those bullet screens.

I thought hard about how to pass these few minutes, but I couldn't think of any way after thinking for a few seconds.He simply stood up, faced Chen Jun's majestic gaze and said to the live broadcast room: "I'd better perform radio gymnastics for you." Otherwise, I really don't know what to do.

The fans were jubilant like Chinese New Year.

[Ok, ok, show, show, show! ]

[The premise is selling melon seeds, selling fruits~]

[The ninth set of radio gymnastics, starting now 3333]

[Recording has started hhhh Hu Xiaobai come on and dance! ]

[Come on, jump and brush the yacht 3333 for you]

[After the dance, I will give you a lollipop hhhh]

[It doesn’t matter if the little brother can’t dance well, I’ll still give you the 333 of brushing the car]

……

Hu Bai glanced at the barrage and found that most of the fans wanted to give him gifts, he was immediately encouraged and motivated.

After posing, he said to the live broadcast room, "I'll just dance for two quarters, or I'll be overtime."

"Leap Motion, up! One, two, three, four..."