Taoism on the tip of the tongue

"I'm a normal person, so I definitely won't buy it. It's three hundred and five, not 35, how could I be willing to pay for it, and I didn't order big fish and meat at all." If he knew what happened later, he might have endured it at that time, but then He doesn't know.I just graduated from high school, which is the time when I am young and vigorous.The male ghost continued: "My dad reasoned with him, saying that the business can't be done this way, how can there be porridge and mustard at this price. The stall owner still plausibly said that the rice for his porridge is good rice. The tribute rice for imperial use is hand-boiled over a slow fire for four or five hours. It’s thick and sticky in just a small pot, so it should be more expensive. And the mustard mustard is Fuling mustard.”

"The mustard in the world belongs to Fuling, and the mustard in Fuling belongs to Wujiang. Have you heard of this sentence?" The stall owner glanced at the male ghost's family of three, and said contemptuously: "You don't know anything at first glance, you definitely don't know. I'm a famous man Wujiang mustard.”

"In Wujiang mustard supermarket, it costs one yuan a pack, and it is cheaper to buy it in a certain treasure."

After being reprimanded by the male ghost, the stall owner's expression turned bad immediately, and he frowned and preached: "This is your ignorance, ignorance, too ignorance. Can the ones sold in the supermarket be the same as the ones I sell here? Fuling these years Do you know that they are building a city name card? They have launched a sinking jar of pickled mustard, which must be sunk in a pond for eight years before it can be sold. , I gave you two packs, and only charged two hundred, and I thought it was too cheap for me.”

"The pickled mustard that has been stored for eight years, can it still be eaten? Do you still think the price is too cheap? I didn't ask you to ask for the medical examination fee of our family. It was already expired after eight years of storage. Who knew that after eating this mustard mustard Is it going to be diarrhea, is there going to be something wrong with the body." They are all young people with quick brains, who is not more articulate than the other?

"What's more," the male ghost continued, "I also heard about Fuling pickled mustard in the news. They don't just sell pickled mustard. It's true that 2000 grams of pickled mustard costs [-] yuan, but why don't you say it? , They also gave a set of silver bowls and chopsticks?"

The ghost knows whether the 2000 yuan is mustard money or silver bowls and chopsticks.

When he saw the news, he and his roommate were having breakfast in the cafeteria, and they joked with the mustard in the cafeteria, saying that it was not mustard, but 2000 yuan.Therefore, the male ghost was particularly impressed by the exorbitant price of mustard in Fuling, and he still remembers it until now.

The stall owner was momentarily blocked and speechless.He didn't expect anyone to remember this at all. It was reported last year, and it was very small, not many people knew about it.He was also inspired by this report, so he thought of using ordinary mustard in supermarkets to pretend to be sky-high priced mustard to make money.Anyway, they are all from Wujiang in Fuling, what difference can there be? !

Even in many cases, customers don't buy it. Once he brought up the matter of Fuling's sky-high mustard mustard, he has the advantage of being a local.Why didn't this family get recruited?

"You bring the silver bowls and chopsticks, and we'll give you the money." The male ghost said.

His family is not a wealthy family, how could he be willing to spend so much money to buy mustard porridge. The 2000 yuan is his living expenses for the next month.His parents discussed it long after he finished the exam, and the university would give him [-] a month to live on.

But if you add a pair of silver bowls and chopsticks, then the money can barely afford it.The big deal is to buy it back as a collectible. Although it is not used, it can only be displayed for good looks.But when traveling, there is no way to encounter pits.

That's what I said, but the male ghost actually didn't think the stall owner could take it out.I just want to be fair and pay for breakfast according to the price of normal scenic spots, even if it is a few dollars more expensive, it doesn't matter.

The stall owner really couldn't give it out, but if he couldn't get out the silver bowls and chopsticks, he could get something else.He casually picked up a sharp knife that was placed next to him for cutting vegetables and meat. The stall owner slapped the knife on the chopping board and threatened, "Stop talking nonsense, just ask me to give it or not?"

give or not?

Of course not.

Who do you scare with a knife?

The male ghost's family thought that the other party was just trying to scare people, but they didn't expect him to dare to make a move. During the pushing and shoving, both sides became angry.In the end, the male ghost was stabbed by the stall owner in order to protect his parents.

"The stabbing was not over yet, and I don't know if he planned it or was in a hurry. Anyway, he didn't stop, and he stabbed him several times later." Recalling the situation at that time, the male ghost's expression was not very good: "My dad Mom tried her best to stop them for a long time, but she couldn't stop them, and they were also injured."

"In the end, other tourists who came to the scenic spot found something wrong and called the police in time. My parents were fine." Otherwise, the family of three would have folded in if they were not sure.

His father has taught and educated people all his life, and the most important things he has taken are textbooks and lesson plans.And he's so old, it's definitely not too much to say he's powerless.His mother was suffering from motion sickness again, and she hadn't fully recovered yet.Even if it slows down, there is actually nothing you can do.Compared with men, women's strength itself is relatively small.His mother is petite, not to mention the stall owner has a weapon in his hand, even with bare hands, his mother can't beat it.As for himself, he himself is young and strong, but it is a pity that he is not a mouse.

"After being hospitalized, my parents' injuries took time to heal. I lost a lot of blood, and the injury was too serious. I was stabbed in several vital parts, so I went directly to the emergency room. After the doctor's efforts, I barely recovered Xiao Ming snatched it back from Lord Yan, and took care of it carefully. Who knew it would happen again in a few days, so I had to send it in for rescue again, but this time, I was not so lucky, and the rescue failed."

"Forget it," said the male ghost, with an uneasy expression on his face, "I don't know if it's my bad luck or his good luck. The stall owner was not yet eighteen when he stabbed someone. One year old, half a year away. Because he is a minor, the court gave him a lighter punishment, and in the end he was only sentenced to seven years."

"He was just released this year, and I've been following him. Who knew he mentioned it when he was chatting with people, and that's when I realized, what a shitty minor, he's actually an adult long ago, but his ID card is older than his actual age. One year younger." In the early years, household registration management in some places was not so strict.Many parents say the date of birth casually when they register for their children after they are born.

It's just for children to go to school early in the future, so that they can be one step ahead of others. Generally, the age is reported to be older, but that stall owner is so lucky.

According to the actual age of the stall owner, the court would definitely not be so low when sentencing.

It's a life-and-death enmity, no wonder the male ghost was so resentful and attempted to take his life.Anyone who encounters this kind of thing has this idea.But for ordinary ghosts, if they have not obtained the cultivation method, even if they wander for five or six years and become old ghosts, it will be difficult for them to take revenge successfully.What's more, five or six years is too short a time, and it can't be regarded as an old ghost with many years.At least a few decades.

It stands to reason that the male ghost died like this, and there was resentment in his heart, so he should turn into a ghost after death.But no matter how Gu Changsheng observed it, the male ghost was just an ordinary ghost, at most he had more resentment.

No wonder he hasn't been able to do anything to the stall owner.

The male ghost didn't know what Gu Changsheng was thinking, but continued, "He's been in prison before, and I didn't go there very often." At most, he hated it so much that he went to see how miserable he was at work.But more often, he is still willing to spend time at home with his parents, even if they can't see him.

But after drifting for a long time, he gradually realized that people and ghosts have different paths.If he is too close to his parents, it will affect his parents' health.So he usually only walks with his parents when they go out, taking advantage of the crowds and popularity on the road.Usually there is only one ghost wandering outside.

He didn't know this at the beginning, and he spent all day with his parents, watching them sad and haggard day by day, and their health deteriorated day by day.He always thought that his parents were overly sad and affected his body. Thinking that his parents had found a master to rescue him, he wanted to find that master, trying to get the master to help comfort his parents and tell them that he was fine.

Although his parents used to think that these were feudal superstitions, they never believed them.But the master was invited by them personally, and what he said should be useful.

"Who knows that the master is a liar, he can't see me at all. I followed him for several days, and he didn't notice when I dangled in front of him every day."

But the master is not useless.After following him for a few days, the master, who was originally in good health, began to have various problems and feel uncomfortable.It was also because of this that the male ghost realized the influence of ghost energy on the human body, and began to keep a distance from his parents.Sure enough, not long after, although the parents were still sad, their health gradually improved.

It's a pity that this is uncomfortable, and it can't kill the stall owner.

But the male ghost firmly believes that the iron pestle is ground into embroidery needles, as long as he persists, sooner or later, he will be able to be led by the opponent's dog!

Hearing the male ghost mentioned the master, and knowing that the male ghost's parents had asked the master to rescue the male ghost after the male ghost's death, Gu Changsheng had a suspicion in his heart.If he guessed right, the male ghost didn't turn into a ghost, probably because of this master.

Although he couldn't see or feel ghosts, the master wasn't completely a liar, he could only be said to be half-baked.He failed to follow the request of the male ghost's parents to save the male ghost to be reincarnated, but he also eliminated most of the hostility from the male ghost's body by mistake.

Even though this action made it difficult for the male ghost to take revenge, it also kept the male ghost's sanity clear, preventing him from being overwhelmed by hostility, accidentally injuring other people, and carrying unnecessary karma.For male ghosts, this is actually a good thing.Even if the male ghost could choose, he would probably choose to become a ghost to take revenge and then destroy himself.

The love of the parents is far-reaching.

Even though they don't know that there are ghosts in the world, but in order for their children to be reincarnated smoothly after death, they still find Taoist masters who they regard as feudal superstition.

Gu Changsheng told the male ghost his guess, the male ghost almost didn't cry directly, and resented the stall owner even more.If it wasn't for the other party, their family of three would still be living well, how happy they are.He should have graduated from university for two years now, maybe he can find a good job and be able to repay his parents.It is also possible to have a girlfriend, maybe they are already engaged and discussing marriage, or they are already married and even have children.

Under Cheng Huan's knees, the family is happy and harmonious, and his parents must be so happy from ear to ear all day long.It's not like now, although with the passage of time, the family is no longer gloomy, but it is also deserted.

His parents had no intention of having a second child.They have no one to rely on when they grow old, so they can only rely on relatives or go to nursing homes to live in the future.Thinking of this, the male ghost can't wait.

"It's a pity that he is in good health. No matter how much I struggle, it's just a headache, a cold, and inflammation of the gums." He has been following the stall owner since he was released from prison.Only before Gu Changsheng and the others came, did he temporarily leave for two days because he missed his parents.

"After he was released from prison, he had nothing to do for a while. One day when he was shopping, he saw that the owner of this store was anxious to go back to his hometown and wanted to change hands, so he spent money to sell the restaurant." Seeing the stall owner returning to his old business, the male ghost The anger in my heart can be imagined.

Especially after the stall owner changed suddenly. After becoming a shop owner, not only did he not restrain himself, but also intensified, and the lion opened his mouth even wider.From the original three hundred and five at the small stall, it has now become several thousand.

The male ghost continued: "The owner of that store has changed for more than half a month. Before you, he has cheated countless foreign tourists. But those foreign tourists were frightened by him, so they really thought that he had a backer behind him. Otherwise, how could it be possible to be so arrogant. One thing more is worse than one thing less, so they all paid the money honestly." If it weren't for kicking Gu Changsheng's iron plate, the other party didn't know how many people they would harm.

After the male ghost finished speaking, he looked at Gu Changsheng and Jiang Shinian, and suddenly asked in his heart, "The Taoist priests hired by my parents can't see me. They are all famous masters in our area. Then both of you can see me." Am I stronger than him?" What's more, just now Gu Changsheng evaluated that master as half-baked.To be able to make such an evaluation, it is obvious that Gu Changsheng's ability is higher than that of the Taoist priest.

"Can you do me a favor and turn me back into a ghost. I'm sure I won't kill innocent people indiscriminately. If you don't worry about it, you can subdue me or beat me to death." The male ghost said, He looked expectantly at Gu Changsheng.He actually has two wishes, but when they meet by chance, it is too much to ask the other party for help. If he asks too much, he is afraid that the two of them will find him annoying, and it will be nothing at all.So the male ghost chose the former with difficulty between revenge and helping to convey the message to his parents.

After all, although his parents are sad, after so many years, their mood has calmed down.And after the Taoist practice, they all felt that he had gone to reincarnation.Instead of asking someone to report safety now, it is better to say nothing and seize this opportunity to take revenge.

Although he didn't ask too much, the male ghost was still very afraid that Gu Changsheng and Jiang Shinian would not agree, and the expression on his face was a little pathetic, which made people feel unbearable.Gu Changsheng also wanted to help, but he finally shook his head.In the male ghost's disappointed eyes, Gu Changsheng explained: "It's not that we don't want to help, it's really helpless."

In the past, when encountering such situations, he usually used legal means to punish the other party, and the rest was a mental blow.But what the male ghost meant, he obviously didn't want any mental blows, he just wanted to let the other party pay for his life, even if he died afterwards.

However, sentencing is impossible. According to the laws of the world, the stall owner has already been punished, and it is impossible to be sentenced repeatedly for the same incident, let alone the death penalty.Although the other party later opened a black shop to slaughter customers, there was no major incident.At most, he would be fined and then revoked his business license. To the male ghost, such a punishment was simply painless.

In fact, the male ghost also knew this truth, disappointment was disappointment, but he didn't make things difficult for Gu Changsheng and Jiang Shinian, but his expression was a little gloomy.

"It's not impossible." It was Jiang Shinian who spoke.

Hearing this, both the male ghost and Gu Changsheng couldn't help looking at Jiang Shinian.The difference is that the male ghost is excited, while Gu Changsheng is curious.

"There are laws in the yang world, and there are rules in the underworld. If you really have a grievance, you can actually go to the underworld to go through the procedure to appeal. Once the appeal is successful, the judge will ask the ghost to take you back to the underworld to settle everything. Although you can't let the other party immediately He will die, but he will get sick, like cancer, and when he is found out, it will be at an advanced stage, and he will die in a short time." Anyway, there is no clue on the surface.After all, things like illness are beyond human control, and death is relatively normal.

Of course, if it's a particularly heinous one, the knife won't be so slow.In order to prevent him from harming more people, the underworld usually arranges for the other party to have a car accident or other accidents and die quickly.After finishing the work, take the person to the underworld to continue to be punished.

"Can it still be like this?" The male ghost was overjoyed. While Gu Changsheng was happy for the male ghost, he was also a little surprised - he could still do this.

The male ghost couldn't wait to ask: "How to go through the specific procedure?" Regardless of whether the appeal is successful or not, as long as he has this opportunity, he will not give up.

"Those who have already gone to the underworld, just talk to the ghost messenger. After they arrive in the underworld, they will go through a trial. There will be judges who will review their life experiences to determine what kind of reincarnation they will have in their next life and how long they will have to wait in line before reincarnation. Or you will be punished. At this time, if you have grievances, you can appeal. However, it will be more troublesome for someone like you to stay in the world, but you still have to find a ghost messenger to take you back to the underworld to appeal. But let them give you For running errands, there must be some errand fees."

If I had known it could be like this, the previous entrustments would not have taken so much effort.But at that time, the patriarch was not there, so there was nothing he could do.Although the patriarch was here later, he has never encountered a situation like today.

Having learned another trick, Gu Changsheng felt elated.The male ghost was also very happy, but he was not happy for long, and when he heard that there was an errand fee, he couldn't help frowning again.

It's not that I have a second-year illness, so I don't think it should be given.After all, instead of going through the normal procedure, you need to have the attitude of asking for help when you ask for help. He still understands this.However, it would not be difficult to get him to pay for running errands while he was still alive.After all, although he hadn't worked at that time, he was from a well-off family, and his parents spoiled him, and they never restricted him in terms of pocket money.The annual New Year's money is not confiscated like other parents, but is left to him to take care of himself.After more than ten years, the male ghost has a lot of savings.

But now, he is a lonely ghost, although his parents often burn things for him, he does not lack anything.But if you think about it with your toes, you know that the bad guys definitely don't like these things.Forget about paper money, clothes, food, which one can be used by ghosts?

It's a pity that I can't entrust my parents with dreams, otherwise this matter wouldn't be so difficult.When the male ghost was troubled, Gu Changsheng offered to help.The food made by the kitchen god's descendants is hard currency down there.Otherwise, Gu Changsheng wouldn't have thought that if he died one day and didn't have enough money down there, he would set up a food stall to earn living expenses.

Ordinary food, down below, tastes like chewy, tasteless.Compared with chewing wax, the food made by the descendants of the Stove King can make ghosts eat normal meals as if they were alive.

No matter how much paper money bribes, no matter how many rare treasures, to the ghost messenger, it is not as good as a plate of food cooked by the Gu family.

With Gu Changsheng's help, this matter will be settled.Although he didn't know this, the male ghost was still very grateful for Gu Changsheng who offered to lend a helping hand.

Gu Changsheng stayed in an apartment hotel this time, and the room has its own kitchenette, which is convenient for customers to cook by themselves.Gu Changsheng immediately bought vegetables, burned incense and invited the nearby ghost messenger, after explaining the reason, the ghost servant accepted the offering with a smile, and left with the male ghost: "Don't worry, Master Gu, brothers will take care of this matter for you." OK."

I have heard for a long time that Master Gu from City A has extraordinary culinary skills, and he has been taught by Mr. Zao, but it is a pity that he has never had the chance to taste it.After all, their jurisdiction is not there, and usually they can only listen enviously to their colleagues in City A showing off, drooling secretly.Unexpectedly, Master Gu actually came to S City. The ghost messengers led the male ghost away while humming in their hearts, and secretly decided to go to Gu Changsheng's side for more patrols, maybe they could take the opportunity to have a few more meals .

Gu Changsheng actually wanted to pay attention to the follow-up matters, but it was difficult to inquire about the affairs of the underworld, so Gu Changsheng focused his attention on the restaurant owner.In order not to delay the trip with the patriarch, Gu Changsheng, who has no time to keep an eye on the hotel owner and is not short of money, originally wanted to hire a private detective to follow him around the clock.But before he had time to find someone, he bumped into the urban management ghost who rarely left the night market.

After chatting for a while, Gu Changsheng finally found out that the city management ghost lived near here.Although he is dead now, after the night market is closed, he is still used to walking around here before going back to the cemetery to sleep.

The urban management ghost is an enthusiastic ghost. After knowing Gu Changsheng's plan, he immediately patted his chest and promised: "I'll keep an eye on you, and I promise not to miss a single detail. Not only can it be followed around the clock, but it can also be followed closely. Not to mention everything, it is safe and there are no hidden dangers." Who knows if the private detective is reliable, if he turns around, he will sell Gu Changsheng.

Because he saved a lot of money, Gu Changsheng simply bought the ingredients and cooked a meal for the urban management ghost as a reward.The rice cooked by Gu Changsheng himself is not only delicious, but the ghost can also experience the taste of the food to the greatest extent when he eats it.This is much better than the grilled squid that Gu Changsheng didn't bake with his own hands, but after his cooking.

Grilled squid, when eaten by urban management, tastes only half as good as a human's, but the food that Gu Changsheng made with his own hands tastes exactly the same as a human's.

After eating the big meal, the urban management who was originally just a voluntary laborer wiped his mouth, and before the next day, he floated directly to the restaurant owner and became the spirit behind him.

Through the urban management ghost, Gu Changsheng can get first-hand news no matter where he is visiting in S City.

The restaurant owner was fined up to 14.

The owner of the restaurant had his business license revoked, and with a sad face, he sold the restaurant at a low price.

Also, the owner of the restaurant is not feeling well recently. He bought some medicine at the pharmacy, but unfortunately it has not recovered. He is hesitating whether to go to the hospital.